Wow guys, I don't think you guys are going to be impressed with this chapter. I mean it's so short and filled with so much randum. Seriously.

Also, if you guys have really upbeat songs, please do tell me!

A song that would go well with this chapter is Miku Hatsune - Po Pi Po Vegetable Juice!

The Vocaloid freak strikes again XD

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You guys should see me in school, I'm writing this story on my iPod touch almost every second of freeness I have! I even walk while typing XD

My friend's walking next to me and she's like: "What are you doing on that? Writing a book?"

And I'm like, "Yep."

And then Milsu22's like: "Hehe."

And then everything is made of WIN instead of China. XD

ENJOY!

YET ANOTHER SNOW DAY! FEAR IT!

WARNING - COARSE LANGUAGE

Reader's discretion is advised.

-KYLE'S CHAPTER-

"This waaaaay, Kyle!" William who, unfortunately for me, was my roommate pushed me by my back in the direction of the mall. Did we travel all the way to Hoenn just for this? Nothing else? Why didn't we just go in the shops of Alto Mare like we usually do?

"Yes!" Sam squealed before rushing inside the giant building, Alexis and Rin following closely behind. They were girls, they like clothes, so why the heck was William and Jacob insisting that I follow?

I can't complain though, the fresh air of somewhere new is a great feeling when you're used to the same old scenery that comes with an ancient village. Traveling always has a way to entrance me, even if I am hiding from someone.

"This way!" Will steered me to the store the girls had entered, a quaint little shop Pokenirt. It looked mostly like a gift shop with lots of little knickknacks that girls would go completely goo-goo over... Ah, that explains why we're here; Sam, Alexis, and Rin were in the back looking at keychains. Did we seriously come all the way to Lilycove just for keychains?

"If you guys don't mind, I think I'll go look around and stuff." I said as I swiftly turned on my heel and brushed past William.

Unfortunately for me, Jacob hooked his arm in mime and started to skip in circles, forcefully swinging me around with his momentum. He finally let go of me when my face turned red as my eyes swirled in circles.

"Nope! You're staying here! This is very important!" William cried loudly as Jacob grinned mischievously, making sure that the girls knew of my trying to escape. The three of them shared a look before hurrying to pick out something. They quickly rushed back to us with their hands full of keychains, after paying for them of course. Why were those small things so important to girls, anyway? I can't seem to grasp it.

"Where's mine?" William whined childishly, eagerly rolling on the heels of his sneakers.

"Here you go," Rin chirped as she passed him a green one with the design of a Rampardos on it, before doing the same to Jacob, only her receive a blue one with a small Dragonite design. Will grinned in delight and waved it around for the world to see as Rin gave me one too, "There you go, Kyle."

"What for?" I asked as I slid finger through the small ring so that I could lift it up without having to hold onto it. The light glinted on the metal before reflecting on the small design of a red Scizor with a blue background.

"Well I thought that it would be a great reminder of our friendship; matching keychains!" Rin smiled encouragingly as she watched us play with our new objects. Give someone a toy and they will latch onto it for the next hour of their lives, including me.

"Why though? I know we're all great friends, but you and Kyle only knew us at the beginning of the year." Sam said with a slight worried frown, glancing up from her Zangoose charm. "So why?"

"Weelll..." Rin scuffed her shoe and looked away from us, rising suspicion that something bad happened, "I'm just worried you know...?"

"About what?" William stopped in his showing off to tune in, raising a dark eyebrow in her direction. "Did something happen? Do you want me to go beat someone up?"

Rin shoved him aside, "No! There's nothing wrong! It's just..."

"Just...?" Alexis drawled out, "Come on! Spill!"

"It's just that the teachers are acting weird!" Rin yelped out, voice pitching uncomfortably.

"Weird?" Jacob echoed in confusion, "What are you talking about?"

"Well, they're acting pretty weird to me! They're all on edge and stuff, you know?" Rin mumbled through her words, blushing in embarrassment, "And that usually mean something bad is going to happen. So I thought that if we had these—" She lifted up her own Metagross charm with her name on it, "—then we'll never forget that we're all on the same side, as friends, that no matter what happens, we'll be there for each other..." She trailed off, looking away, becoming awkward.

"AWWW!" Alexis and Jacob squealed together before jumping her into a hug, Sam and William joining in not a few seconds later and forcing me to do so too, "That's soo sweet!"

Rin flushed even more—if that's possible—and squeezed us back before raising her eyes to meet us all in the eyes one by one, "I also got one for Jason since he couldn't come" She showed us the Flygon keychain, "The other reason we came here is to shop in this large mall. You guys—" She stared pointedly at us dudes, "—don't mind, do you?"

"Of course not!" William answered and wrapped his arms around the shoulders of Jacob and I, making himself comfortable so he could lean on us. "We're just going to hang. You girl have fun!"

"We will!" The three of them chimed as they waved and then rushed off to who knows where.

-LINEBIATCH-

After an hour of watching William go up and down those electric moving stairs, Jacob finally pulled him off and dragged him to the food court where we gorged ourselves until we were full. The girls finally joined us half an hour later, finding us going bonkers over this sports shop where Jacob was intent on getting a skateboard (but then his sister reminded him that we were flying so there was no space to put it). We wasted another half an hour doing nothing (except for William, who went back to his beloved moving stairs) and hanging around, until we decided to go around the city and sightsee.

The first place we went was the contest hall. We didn't need to buy a ticket to go and watch, so we got so entranced that we didn't even notice—until Alexis mentioned it—that coordinating was similar to battling, except, you know, you have to show off the beautiful-ness of your Pokémon. Which is a lot harder than it sounds apparently (that's what Alexis keeps saying anyway).

We wasted a few minutes in the museum before we finally moved our tails and scrambled on William's Drifblim (max 3 people) and Jacob's Dragonite (max 4-5 people) and headed back to Alto Mare.

-LINEBIATCH-

"Good to be home~!" William sighed happily as he let himself drop on the lower bunk's bed, which also happened to be mine, not that I care. I went over to my desk and pulled out my keychain, attaching it to my Pokémon belt so that I wouldn't forget it. Not that Rin had a point! I just like it, is all.

I'm serious!

"Hey, Kyle," William grabbed my attention. I turned to him and observed him coolly, not bothering to hide my slight annoyance on my features, "What do you think she means by acting weird?"

I shrugged, turning back to my desk and pushing away the homework I was supposed to do over the weekend.

"You don't think..." He trailed off and then started again. I didn't bother looking back at him. "Are they really acting weird?"

I didn't answer, and choose to get it over with and do my homework. First on the list, math. Yay. Such a pleasure. Not.

"What do you think, Kyle? Are the teachers acting weird?"

I paused in writing and turned to look at him with another shrug, "I guess so."

He pouted and rolled over so that he was leaning on his arm, "You're so unhelpful!"

"Thank you." I replied sarcastically, returning to the ever so evil math problems.

"I'm gonna take a nap..." He mumbled as he shifted on my bed, and by the mumble at the end, I guessed that he turned around so that his face was in the soft fluffyness whiteness that is MY PILLOW.

I whipped my eraser at his head, "Onto your own bed!"

"But Kyle...!" He whined, eyes already most from his very deep sleep of five seconds.

"No buts!" I made sweeping motions with my hands to accentuate my point, "Shoo shoo."

"You're not fun!" He whined, but got up anyways and climbed onto his own bed. I smirked in victory before turning around in my seat to continue doing my homework.

"You're mean!" William teased from above me.

I rolled my eyes at how immature he was acting, "You should do your homework!"

He didn't answer for a few seconds before I heard him plop down on the mattress, "Nah. Dun feel like it."

"Suit yourself."

"I will."

"If you're sure."

"I am."

"You're going to fail."

Will paused, and from the tone in his voice, I could sense defeat, "...Yeah. I know."

-LINEBIATCH-

"DANCE PARTY!" Some girl with pin straight dark brown hair yelled as those who had nothing to do all gathered at the game room (which is usually open to the students during lunch and weekends). A few were playing ping pong, will the rest gathered around the pool table where Xavier and Chanel played against Rin and Jace—the four of them formed a team from STARS—and were managing to steal the lead.

Addison, who was almost completely ignored, blasted some upbeat song through the stereo; if I recall correctly, it's called Fireflies from Owl City.

... I'd like to make myself believe, this planet Earth turns slowly...

"No way! Cedric's your twin brother?" The girl standing next to the pool players exclaimed in shock. Chanel slowly and reluctantly nodded her head in response, cheeks slightly pink in embarrassment.

"You don't even have the same last name!" The girl continued to screech, not bothering to lower her voice for the sake of the others—aka me—around her.

"If you're only here to yell, go somewhere else." Xavier snapped at her after his turn of hitting the white ball past, landing two more balls into the sockets, "We're in the middle of a game here."

"Geez" Idiot girl grumbled before leaving with a small forced happy wave. "Fine then."

AND SHE WAS NEVER HEARD OF EVER AGAIN. (Seriously.)

"Who was that?" I asked to no one in slight annoyance. I looked around for William and spotted him looming over Darren and Quincey as they played video games—Halo, I think.

"Hell yeah!" Quincey yelled with a fist in the air, turning to William, "Highfive!"

"YE-AH!" William cheered back.

And thus, they highfived.

I glared at them—TOO LOUD—before joining Darren, "We can take 'em."

Darren smirked evilly, "Oh hell yeah we can!"

We too highfived at our new pack—seriously?—and waited for Quincey to grab the controller before we started the war again. Our opponent was ahead by a few kills, but that was nothing we couldn't take care of—not that I was the one playing.

"Wait a sec..." William probably got the same idea as I just did, "You can play more than two players right?"

Darren paused the game and nodded at him with grin. William grinned back and magically pulled two X-box remotes from behind his back out of nowhere. He gave me one, restarted the game, turned on the remotes, and we started playing FOR REAL.

"MOUAHAHAHAAHAHA!" William laughed creepily as he shot me in the head. I growled dangerously before mashing my buttons to the freakin' death.

"Take this shit!" I yelled back, my player running over to his and slamming his huge gun on his head, successfully dying after a shot to the chest, "Fear my wrath!"

"RAWR!" Will retorted as he wildly waved his remote up and down, "YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!"

"YES I CAAAAAAANNN!" I yelled back, scrunching on myself as I brought the control closer, as if it'd go any faster if I did so.

He yelled back, "NO YOU CAN'T!"

My player snuck up on his, "TAKE THIS!"

"TAKE THIS!"

"ILLEGAL!"

"IS NOT!"

"IS SO!"

"NUHUH!"

"WHERE'S THE DAMN REF?"

"WE DON'T HAVE ONE!"

"OH GODDAMN!"

Quincey and Darren were officially left out.

So they decided to join in.

"OH PLEASE!" Qiuncey yelled as he dramatically pointed at Darren and I, "YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!"

"PSHA! AS IF!" Darren yelled back, stabbing his upper arm with his finger, "THERE!"

Taking their distraction happily, I hurried to find Quincey's player and killed it.

He opened his mouth and closed it like a fish for a few seconds before, "REMATCH!"

"IDIOT!" Darren yelled back for me, pointing at the boy, "YOU GET REVIVED!"

"GAH!" Quicey yelled as it was true, "SINCE WHEN?"

"SINCE FOREVER!"

"Tch, boys..." Someone—a girl, by the sound of the voice—said with an amused sigh from behind us.

I smirked at this and turned my head slightly, recognizing the black hair to be Kiera's. "You want to play?"

Her eyes glinted brightly as a yes to the idea, but it was quickly crushed by William, "But there's no more room..."

"I can switch out." I offered the girl the remote, just as my player got crushed to the ground by Darren's player on a ghost, "THE HELL, MAN?"

"Sorry!" He yelped with an embarrassed blush, "I thought you were Quincey!"

"...jee. Thanks."

"So, can I play or what?" Kiera sounded annoyed, I gave her the remote and moved back to give her space. What, you thought that I was going to wrap my arms around her and teach her how to play? Well no thanks, she already knows how to do that. In fact, she can beat all of us easily in one shot.

"TAKE THAT, BITCHES!" She yelled ecstatically, jumping on her feet as the monotone voice of the game went DOUBLE KILL, meaning the two of our enemies went down within a close time period.

"Omigod..." Another girl voice appeared next to me.

OH MY GOD, THE GIRLS ARE INVADING. RUNNN!

But seriously.

I turned to Kayla with a raised eyebrow. "What's up?"

She ignored me, storming over to Kiera and pulling her away by her ear, "Kiera! I can't believe you ditched those cute guys just to play this STUPID game!"

"It's not stupid!" Kiera flailed comically with the remote still in her hands as she tried to continue playing, "It's HALO!"

"It is. Now we're going back to those guys, mkay?" Kayla snatched the remote out of Kiera's hand and tossed it back to me—which made the player throw a hand grenade by accident and send Darren's player flying a bit—before smiling sweetly at whoever was staring, "Sorry for the inconvenience!"

And they were gone.

"That was weird." Darren commented as I took back my place next to him.

"Yep."

"Remind me to never get on her bad side."

"Got that right."

And so we continued playing.

-LINEBIATCH-

When life gives you lemons...

"Dude, what the hell?"

...squeeze it into someone's eyes...

"What?" I asked innocently.

"Why did you squeeze lemon into my eyes?"

...literally.

Discreet thumbs up in the direction of the camera.

-LINEBIATCH-

"Wow..." William and I dropped into the couch of the game room in exhaustion, my roommate grudgingly checking his watch, "It's been what, half an hour we were playing? Geez! Saturdays are slow!"

"Yeah," I wheezed, rolling onto my side, "There's nothing to do."

"We can play..." He put a finger to his chin and thought about it, "...more Halo?"

"Hell no."

"Then how about... Call Of Duty?"

"No shooter game!"

"Okay, okay, how about Monopoly?"

"That takes forever."

"Checkers?"

"Nah."

"Chinese checkers?"

"Same thing!"

"JENGA!"

"NO. WAY. Flying blocks man. Might hit someone in the eye!"

"Like you did to me with those lemons of yours."

"Exactly."

"So we playing JENGA?"

"No. Dude, no."

"Maybe... chess?"

"That's stupid."

"I know." He sighed and looked around the room, "UNO?"

"Too complicated."

"Tetris?"

"Too speedy."

"Sudoku?"

"Boring."

"Mahjong!"

"NU."

"Er..." He was running out of ideas. Victory. "Truth or dare?"

I gave him a look.

He grinned sheepishly, "Guitar hero?"

"Too intense."

"GEEZ MAN!" William snapped at my whiny self, "PICK SOMETHING!"

I smirked mysteriously, "Are you sure?"

He looked afraid, "Um, yes?"

"Good." I nodded to myself, "We will play... EXTREME TIC-TAC-TOE."

William gasped with a hand hovering over his mouth, "Not... EXTREME TIC-TAC-TOE!"

"YES." I replied gravely. "EXTREME TIC-TAC-TOE."

"So... what's extreme tic-tac-toe?"

I sighed and sunk further into the pillows, "I have no idea."

"Sucks man."

"Yep."

He stood up and stretched, "So we playing Tic-Tac-Toe or what?"

I joined him to the land of the standing, "Yep."

And so we took out some paper and some pens. And played Tic-Tac-Toe. Extremely.

"EAT THE WRATH OF MY XS!"

"CHE! MY OS BEAT YOUR XS TEN TIMES MOAR THAN YOURS BECAUSE THEY ARE DA BOMB!"

"LIE! THAT'S NOT TRUE!"

"PSH, YOU KNOW IT IS."

"...maybe."

"A-HA!"

"HE-HE!"

"HO-HO!"

"SANTA!"

"Dude, the hell?"

"Sorry."

Sorry for the shortness! But there's a small unreasonable reason for that!

ALL OC OWNERS (even if your OC didn't make its appearance today), TIME FOR YOUR MUCH-LOVED QUESTIONS!

1. What would your OC do if one of its Pokemon died? And would it eventually get a new one?

2. What would your OC do if it was stalked by some unknown Pokemon?

WELL THEN. I GUESS ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO IS...

...PO PI PO!

P.S. 30 OCs in total! (If you don't count randum-girl-who-was-with-Chanel, hehe)

~MARMAR!

THE REASON FOR TEH SHORTNESS APPEARS!

This short sketch is a Meri47 production of WIN. (with a little bit of editing from yours truly)

Agent MarMar settled more comfortably on the window sill. Meri had kept her waiting for THREE STRAIGHT HOURS while she scouted for openings. MarMar snorted."I tell you, that's the last time I let Meri do the scouting. She takes forever! I mean, really, how hard can it be to—"

"I can hear you, Partner."

MarMar winced. "Oh. Right. Sorry."

"Don't worry about it. Next time you can do it."

"Oh good!"

"Yeah, next mission we're going to Aruba, I think. You know how to swim, right? Sharks won't bother you if you move fast enough, I think...Partner, what's that sound? You in trouble?"

"That's the sound of me hitting my head against the wall, Meri. YOU'RE DOING THE SCOUTING NEXT TIME!"

MarMar sighed. Meri was such an idiot sometimes...

"PARTNER! SOS! S TO THE O TO THE S!"

MarMar's head snapped up in alarm. "Meri? What's the problem?"

Meri's voice was harried and taut with worry, "I tripped the alarms, I think—OH MY GOD, WHAT DID THOSE GUARDS FEED HIM FOR BREAKFAST?"

MarMar grabbed the rappelling kit. "Meri! Hang on!"

"Oh don't worry about—THAT DOG IS THE SIZE OF A BEAR! FORGET WHAT I SAID MARMAR! COME DOWN HERE AND HELP ME!"

MarMar nodded. "On my way!"

Alright, time to see what it feels like to jump off a thirty story building... Did Meri tie those knots right? OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE—"

It was a quick fall, MarMar supposed. As quick as a thirty story drop could be anyway. MarMar's teeth ground together when she hit the pavement and saw the chaos—13 guards and 6 dogs. Not a good combination. And Meri was a hopeless fighter, even if she could slip past any security system like she was some ephemeral being. MarMar winced at Meri taking a shot to the jaw, and then smiled and began cracking knuckles.

This was going to be fun.

-MERI47SAYSLINEBIATCH-

Meri was having a hard time keeping the awe off her face—Special Agent MarMar dispatching 13 guards in 26 seconds! 26 SECONDS! And the dogs hadn't even been worth that—just one tiny GLARE and they were off running and whimpering back to their kennels. They'd even walked right into the Big Bad Bosses lair to get the goods like they were taking a Sunday Stroll!

MarMar was tossing the chip thoughtfully. "Hey Meri, what's this thing called again?"

"The Raichu Component, Boss. They say that it can power through any type of water or flying technology out there. The only things that come close are maybe the Zapdos Chip and the Manectric Code."

MarMar frowned. "Do you think that if I hooked it up to my TV set, it would get me free cable?"

Meri's jaw dropped. "BOSS! That's a sensitive piece of technology! You can't just hook it up willy-nilly!"

MarMar smiled mysteriously.

-MERI47SAYSLINEBIATCH-

Back at home, MarMar happily settled down with some popcorn. The new Volcaloid album was out, but just because it hadn't been released in stores didn't mean that it was available to hear! Besides, MarMar reasoned, "I'm one of the biggest Volcaloid fans there is, I deserve to get a little pre-release viewing... Man, this Raichu Component is the best"

Across the city, Meri was getting her mission debriefing from her superiors.

And they had just asked a very sensitive question.

"Well, Sir, I sort of... lost it..."

Meri gave a laugh that was borderline hysterical.

"You see Sir—It happened like this: I was doing my casing of the headquarters for the Big Bad Boss like you ordered MarMar and I to, when all of a sudden..."

-MERI47SAYSLINEBIATCH-

Across the city is a spacious apartment, MarMar listened to Volcaloid with popcorn and laughed.

(To anyone who want to be in a random sketch like this, just tell me which Pokemon you ABSOLUTELY love and you will most likely join MarMar and Meri47 in their adventures XD)

ALSO IMPORTANTE THING TO READ RIGHT NOW BELOW! BLAH BLAH BLAH, JUST READ.

I'm creating another OC story and I want to know if I can use your OCs, along with a bit more info about them.

My story will be of the same subject as Amber Carnival's The Hiding Game (go check it out for more info) so all credit goes to them.

This is what happens: the Oak Facility are working on a project, one that "fuse" humans and Pokemon together to create another species that they call the "Amon". Everything runs smoothly until a sudden explosion happens and hundreds of Amon escape and run away. Many tried to return to their normal lifestyle but were instantly tracked down and brought back to the Oak Facility before they could do any harm to anyone.

The ABC is made up of advanced technicians, scientists, soldiers and of Amon themselves who did not or were unable to break out of the facility at the time of the explosion. The purpose of the ABC is to gather all the Amon, and return them to therapy to decide if it is safe enough to let them back to their once natural world.

This happened around five years ago, and not all the Amons have been gathered.

If you feel like also being a part of this soon to be story, grab your OC sheet and edit it around so that it goes like this:

Name: More unique the name, the easier it is for us to remember.
Pokémon:One pokémon, that's all you can pick. No legendaries, pseudo legendaries, ect.
Age and gender: At least older than 5.
Blood type: It's just for the scientists.

Personality: You're probably sick of seeing the word 'detail' but it is essential. Minimum is one paragraph, unless you plan to stick to the OC you already sent me, in that case I already know your character.
History: History makes personality, and hopefully we can make the history quite important to the lives of the characters. Family is placed in this category as well. Write before/during/after of being at the Oak Facility. IMPORTANT TO FILL.
Current Occupation:I get the fact most of the people are on the run... so, what are you doing though? Or are you one of the few Amon who works for the ABC?

Appearance: We will even accept green hair! It's Pokémon afterall!
Clothes: If you're in ABC then all you have to do is type 'uniform.'
Accessories: Bag? Watch? Hat? Something else?

Type: The Pokémon's (above) type, like grass type is you chose Bulbasaur.
Ability: Originality is the key! Most preferably it relates to their pokémon type.
Weakness: Weakness in the abilities to be specific.

Other: In case I missed anything!

So here we go, the last question!

3. Do you want me to use your OC for my newest story? If so, please send your form via PM!

REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!

Also, Shadowman, I know I've said you were one of the first to have an OC and that your chapter is coming up, don't fret, its just that because of what's going to happen in your chapter (and the character order scramble) he's been pushed back a bit.

~MARMAR