(Originally written for the Wednesday100 topic "Myth or Fairy Tale". It doesn't totally fit, but oh well.)
Little Bunny Krypto-Freak, hopping through the forest, snatching up the Lana and bopping her on the head.

Down came the Goooooood Alien, and Clark said, "Little Bunny Krypto-Freak, I don't want to see you, snatching up the Lana and bopping her on the head."

And Lana said, something about thecretth and lieth and her dead parentth... You know.

And Clark threw up his hands and said, "Whatever," and left.

Little Bunny Krypto-Freak, hopping through the forest, snatching up the Lana and bopping her on the head. Some more.

Darn.

And the moral of this story is, "Pink today, clonked tomorrow."