So here we are again. I am so tired, screw these comments, screw the report!! I hate Komui!! Hate him!!
And damn it, Lavi is talking to me again after not talking to me for about a day after looking at my fanfiction. Baka-rabbit, I wanted you to leave me alone!!
Anyhow, no fanfiction this time. To the people that wanted me to kill Chaoji:
I can kill Moyashi or Baka-rabbit, because they are nobodies. If I was to kill Chaoji, who is in my team under General Tiedoll, do you know what would happen to me if he found out? Exactly, I would not be spared (I don't fear my Master, but he is wise so I do listen to him and respect him, that fool).
(I even had an email about killing Chaoji. That email had a long list of people to kill.)
Fuck whatever I was writing, I cannot think today.
Che, I am in a bad mood.
Review's:
1. Ashka-chan:
Kanda-san,
Fanfiction is something that often is far from any logic. Personally, I think Mpreg and yaoi are sick. I can't stand them.
But the most disturbing thing is why does people pair characters that can't stand eachother? Well... I can imagine AllenxLavi but KaandaxAllen?? Never.
Back to the topic. Why people write stuff like mpreg? I think they just want to see what the children of their favorite pairing would be like. Maybe they think it's funny, especially when one of characters looks like a girl. Or maybe they want to torture the character. Who knows. Anyways, I still think it's sick.
By the way, Allen's my favorite in DGM, you are my last favorite (because I can't stand you're behavior). Just want you to know.
~Ashka
-Fanfiction defies ALL logic. Even mine (though, I hate to admit it). Thank god, they are sick. Yaoi is bad, but MPREG… uugghh.
THANK GOD. Someone with sense. Is it not obvious that I hate Moyashi?! Do I have to try and hate him more?! I mean, it's not like I don't have a reason for hating him (I have many)! I just don't understand where the baby comes from. Where? How?!
What is wrong with my behaviour?
2. ShiraiHime:
I got really scared after reading your reply, like, seriously. I almost didn't have the courage to read the rest of your reply haha xD
Mpreg?Uh, let's see, I think I've heard that somewhere before..What is it...*searches on Wikipedia*...OH. Male Pregnancy huh? *scrunches face* I know this is going a little off topic, but I really can't imagine a male getting pregnant. I mean sure, it can be pretty damn amusing when they start doing funny things pregnant people do, but I REALLY can't imagine a guy being a preggie.
I guess people write mpreg because they'd love to see a child of two bishounen, which would inevitably be attractive, considering the fathers' than that, I suppose it's rather amusing to write the uke being pregnant and having cravings/being over-emotional.*shrugs* I really have no other way to answer that question..I don't read any mpregs unless they're by my idol nowadays. I really just prefer you and Moyashi-chan being lovey-dovey or *coughcoughcough* (you get what I mean, gosh I can't believe I'm fourteen sometimes),and that's pretty much all.
By the way, did you know that there are some fics with you being married? And you know me-I only click on YULLEN. Piece it together.
WAIT WHAT. THAT'S THE LAST QUESTION!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! You just can't!! I love this report too much for it to end!! I'll call you Kanda-dono from now on!! A-And I've always believed in you being the seme!I SWEAR!!I CAN NEVER IMAGINE ALLEN TOPPING YOU!! PLEASE DON'T END THE REPORT SO FAST!!*bawls*
バカンダ ❤ モヤシ
YOU'RE JAPANESE RIGHT!?WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT HUH!?*has a tendency to start ranting after crying* I SURE AS HELL HOPE IT SHOWS UP AS KATAKANA CHARACTERS ON YOUR COM, BAKANDA!!
ユレン FTW (piece THIS one together)
-ShiraiHime
*sulks in a corner*
-You better be scared.
You didn't know what it was before? I think a very small majority of the world can imagine men pregnant (the weird people). But how can a man be pregnant to produce a baby? It makes no sense. If you want someone to be all overemotional and have cravings, just write about Moyashi, who is/has both.
… You are fourteen.
Fourteen.
… I don't even know if I should be talking to you right now. Me and Moyashi? Married?! Is that even legal?!
Kanda-dono, eh? Sounds nice. Moyashi cannot top me, and never will. He can't even reach me, that short-ass. I have no more questions, and I am getting addicted to the 'internet'. Not a good thing.
What do I say to that? I say: you have no authority to use that nickname, and yes, he is a Moyashi. Your characters show up fine. And don't be so emotional, just because you are fourteen, doesn't mean you can act like that. When I was fourteen, I was as I am now (You are seriously fourteen?! What does your mother say about that?! You go on fanfiction! Much too young!!).
Che, you have Yullen issues.
I'll find something to do with this report...
3. Kiete:
Whoo..
Oh. Now I feel stupid. Took me a good minute to figure out where the 'review' button had gone.. :/
Yes, actually, thank you for asking. I'm still bored. English sucks. AP classes suck. Homework sucks. DD: I could go on for a while, but I won't waste your time. And to clear things up, Opus Dei is a Catholic sect where they like, pledge to be asexual forever and like.. indulge in self-punishment. Now, I don't think you're doing the self-punishment, but the asexual-bit... xDD Mmyeah.
Yes. I am a very one-pairing person. I mean, LaviMiranda is cute, if Lavi could figure out how to actually interact with a woman without making her cry or scaring her off, which -does- take a little tweaking of maturity levels, but... Meh. And let's not get back on the topic of my crazy friends.. Heh-heh? Or how tall I am.. -crosses arms- I don't like it. I want to be shorter. Jesus... I wish I was shorter. :/ Oh well. No use crying over spilt milk and all that jazz.
To your current topic.
GAG. Please, please, -please- shoot whoever came up with mpreg. That's disgusting. And just wrong on so many levels, I can't even start. That's so gross. And wrong. And just... not right. Unless there's a gender-switch involved, in which case it becomes a straight pairing and is –not- mpreg any more. But aside from that, it's gross and disgusting and lots of other adjectives that I'm –way- too lazy to think up. Personally, I don't see why someone would write an mpreg fic. Not only is it wrong on the biological level, it just... twists the point of a character beyond the point of no return! I mean, having a freakin' –baby- is something that you can't just forget about after it happens! Not only are you left with the physical reminder of the nine months of –hell- you went through, it does –horrors- to your body!
Sorry if I sound a little bitter. Pregnancy is a sore spot with me 'cause I had to grow up with a little baby in the house. GAG. Everyone's always like "Oh, babies are so cute," and "babies never cry," and "I can't wait to have lots and lots of babies –because- they're cute and don't cry," and I'm just like "STFU." People are stupid. And Jesus, I sound so bitter. xDD
Well.. on the other hand, I could sort of imagine writing an mpreg fic within good reason. It would be a good way to develop a character, since it –does- take nine months for a living bundle of hell to be born, and that's more than ample time to develop a satisfactory character. Plus, I could totally get wanting to have your favorite character with an offspring of their own — put on that point, couldn't you just have them –adopt-? People are –screwed up,- all right. There's really no other way to put it.
Let's see.. Mpreg is just... I dunno. It doesn't seem logical. It's just like, outside the realm of possibilities, which is why they write it, I guess. It's fanfiction, so people can kind of take their ideas and put them to things that nobody else would ever thing of –because- it's fanfiction. I don't know. This is too analytical for so late at night..
Forgive my mistakes, my fingers feel kind of clumsy right now. And just by the way, I did like your changes. The only thing there was that you forgot to capitalize 'can' in the beginning of that sentence. C: Good luck again, I'm so outta here.
Peace out.
-I am guessing someone's tired?
Hello, my bored friend. I know how you feel, everything generally sucks over here, too. I think people are starting to get suspicious over the amount of time I spend on a computer. This catholic thing sounds good… except for that self punishment bit. I spent years perfecting my body; why would I want to ruin it like that?
Lavi has no maturity level. He can be emo, though. You want to be shorter? Why? It's fun to be tall. You can make people scared of you.
Please massacre whoever came up with MPREG. I mean, none of the girls could even think about having a baby whilst in the Order, let alone the boys. It's horrible to even think about where it comes out or how it is made and all that stuff… ugghh, I feel dirty for talking about it.
I don't blame you. I hate children. So inexperienced, so happy, they don't know anything about life at all. It's ok to be bitter, because that is better than keeping it in and then hurting someone later on. I am bitter all the time.
People don't think about adopting much, even though the Moyashi was technically adopted. Che, dumb-ass people, not knowing about other ways to get children!! If I was caught up in a weird pregnancy (which I wont) I would end up decapitating my partner. No children, please.
Fanfiction can only go so far. I don't see too many mistakes (haha, the tables have turned). Damn that lower-case letter, I was nearly at perfection!!
Maybe I should call you Kiete-sensei for teaching me grammar. I should, but I wont.
4. SengetsuPwnzU:
lmfao
dude you are such a teme!! why are you so mean to deathangel338 shes 1 of my best friends!(even though i think/know you dont care)
ok, this time im going to comment 2 your reply THEN what you learned
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yes i am enjoying your fanfiction, why wouldnt I? im a Yuu Kanda Fangirl(not 1 of those "OMG!! KANDA!! I LOVE YOU!! PLEASE LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILD!" Fangirls though, its more of a "OMFG!! Hes smexxii!" Fangirl)
1, i have PLENTY of male friends that like Yaoi, and some arent even bi/gay!!
2, i dont either, i guess they(the authors) just do that for comical uses
3, girlie, girly big fukin diff. n yah u kinda are(sadly admits it)
4, well hate it or love it that aint gonna stop other people from loving it so XP
5, o.- to me? not really, to you? ...well think, if you ABSOLUTELY had to choose(and killing yourself/getting someone else to kill yourself is NOT an option) would you rather get paired with Allen or Lavi??
actually theres is a difference, KandaXAllen your Seme, and AllenXKanda your Uke. Personally, i like you as Seme better ^,.,^
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1, no ** its the most popular! everyone loves a good "mortal enemies fall in love with each other" story. THEY'RE ADDICTING!
2, Tru Lucky is VERY popular but i dont understand how that paring came to be either. but i cant complain, HELL! i hav like 10 Lucky stories on my Favs!! n.n
3, of course we hate Lenalee! SHES TRYING TO STEAL ALLEN FROM YOU! lol jk jk but yah it is kinda tru with most of the people that like that pairing
4, same as num. 1 in begining of this (SUPER LONG) review
5, o.- yah uh huh the COMMENTS are keeping you up *cough* masterbating*cough* -innocent smile-
mprep...? thats when a dude gets pregnant, right?
oh and 1 more thing...-gets knife and cuts your head clean off- THAT! ..was for lavi you bastard. I'd call you a evil homocital bastard but im also evil and...truthfully i think about killing alot too(not in a totally unheathy way though)
ok finally time to end the absolutely longest review i ha EVER written and leave so -kisses cheak of your now detatched head and disappears- ^,.,^
-Haven't got to her yet. You're right, I don't really care.
I like your type of fan girl much more that the first type. How can your male friends like Yaoi? It makes no sense! AND I AM NOT GIRLY!!
… If I had to choose out of getting paired with Allen or Lavi?! … Ughh… Lavi. Now can someone kill me?! I am NOT an UKE. And I never will be. Un-favourite all your Lucky stories, before they consume you. And don't hate Lenalee, she has done nothing wrong in stealing Moyashi.
… OK WHAT?!? HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW ME?!? WHY WOULD I STAY UP ALL NIGHT DOING THAT WHEN I COULD BE SLEEPING?!? BAKA!!
Grrr, I feel so violated. You can try to cut my head off, but the internet stops you from hurting me. I don't think about killing a lot (unless it is about Moyashi or Akuma).
I make people write long reviews. Don't even touch me, you freak. My head is still on my shoulders. Heh.
5. EATnRunBandit:
Ari-chan: Hello. Sorry I did not review for the last two chapters. I just found this fic now, and I must say that it amuses me to quite an extent.
Well let's get cracking.
First of all, to answer your question. Why do people write Mpreg?
Well, personally, I have never written it. Ever. I think it's kind of weird because the male anatomy is not able to birth babies. If you know what I mean. But since other people like it (and since I consider myself a non-biased human) I believe that people should like what they like. And I support their beliefs and likes, while at the same time NOT agree with their opinions.
But of course. I believe people like Mpreg because of one word. Fantasy. Everyone has fantasies and likes. And since no one is the same, some people can like yaoi and pregnant men, and some people may NOT like men making out.
It's as simple as that.
There is no explanation for the unknown. I mean, What the Hell? If we can't understand ourselves, how can we understand others?
I hope that answered your question. Oh yeah, and by the way, since this is the first time reviewing to you, I guess I'll tell you my likes and dislikes. (As if you would want to hear me blabber away, but oh well. It's for the sake of your report).
1.) Yes, I do like Yullen, unfortunately. However though, I really disagree on you two making out and the works (beep beep). I mean, I do admit that out of curiousity, I have read some, but I have come to dislike it and even be uncomfortable with. And since one of my friends like you a lot (I will not mention her name) I'm being forced to think that you and Allen would be better off as brothers or even friends. (You're probably scoffing at this aren't you?)
2.) And Two. I don't really like other Yaoi pairings. Just Yullen, if that doesn't disappear from my like-list well. TykixLavi is just weird. I mean, Lavi hates Tyki's guts for almost killing Allen. The hate expression that Lavi had at that scene is still burned into my mind. And for you and Lavi, I don't need to say anything. I mean, come on. You don't think of Lavi that way. And Lavi isn't gay either. Besides, he always drools after busty women, going "Strike!" on them. (Example: Eliade)
And I do consider that you are not interested in anyone at the current time, since you just love your work and duty so much. Also known as missions.
(Oh yes, did you know that some people pair you with Mugen? And even your own father? I-I mean, Shishou?)
3.) And I am not such a fan of AllenxLenalee. In fact, I'm kind of jealous of that. But I don't hold anything against Lenalee. I mean, she's nice and pretty. I can't really hold anything against her. Besides, I bet she makes great coffee. I'd like to try some someday. But if Allen likes her then...Whatever. He has the right to choose whoever he likes. No one's stopping him. (Except for Komui anyways)
4.) As I have probably hinted in Number Three, I really like Allen a lot. No offense to you though. I think you'd be so cool as an older brother. I always admired you ever since I saw you in the manga. Even if you did act like a jerk and abused poor Buzz. But I was always stupidly positive that way. You are an awesome character in your own right. Even during that battle with Skin Boric, I always knew that you were alive. I mean, pssh. There is even a video on Youtube that honors your death. Seriously, people should give you some credit. If you say you won't die yet, then you won't die.
Oh, yeah, But there is one thing that I'm ** off about you. Stop calling Allen ugly. Seriously. You can call him a Beansprout all you want(even my friend calls me this) but you ABSOLUTELY cannot call Allen ugly. That is just plain rude and very inconsiderate. How would you feel if you had an arm and hair and scar like Allen. He's been through a lot and I think you should respect that. That "ugly" arm of his is his innocence and that "whirly-thing" of his is the eye that Mana gave to him. It's the only remnant that his foster father gave to him. And his hair is from trama, which I already mentioned is the result of Allen's hardship.
You should really think before you say anything.
[Sigh. Anyways, I seemed to vent out my anger on you. And I'm sorry for that. I just feel very serious about my views of life. Especially if they're about Allen. But let's stop talking about that. In fact, I should stop typing at all. This is turning out to be one long review. So a question for you, Kanda my man.
The DGM Fan Book said that you liked Gardening. Is is this true? And Why do you like it as a hobby?]
-Glad you find it amusing.
I think 'fantasy' is stretched a bit too far in this instance. I just don't like there beliefs. I don't see how making a man, the gender that has never been able to have children, pregnant with another man as the father/mother/uncle whatever the hell the other guy is who is not having the baby. I mean, support other people, but this is unsupportable.
Scoffing? Scoffing?! We cannot even be in the same room without fighting, let alone being brothers or friends. But of course, I would rather be his friend than his lover anyway (which I am not). I can see how you would find it uncomfortable to read; would Moyashi really pounce on me in bed with no clothes on? I think not.
Lavi hates any Noah, but especially Tyki. I need to see that face he made. I think of Lavi as an annoying person who does annoying things!! Lavi isn't gay? Maybe not. However, some of his behaviour makes me think otherwise.
Of course, I have to love my work-
… Wait a second.
ME AND MUGEN. MUGEN. THE SWORD. (Ok, you know what?! I HAVE HAD IT. I am going to rant at the end of this chapter!!!)
And wait.
ME AND MY MASTER. TIEDOLL. THAT OLD GEEZER?!?! But that's sick!! He see's me as his son and nothing else!! How revolting!! I don't even want him as a father!! Egghh!! (I am so sickened!!)
I will calm down… grrr… yes, Lenalee does make good coffee. Everyone in the Order drinks it. I am glad you don't hold anything against her. No-one really has the right to. Komui would gut Moyashi alive if they were ever caught together. I would like to see that.
… It's ok to like Moyashi, if you want (grrr). Che, Buzz? Who gives a damn about him?! I am glad you admire me, and knew I was alive. Like I was going to loose to an idiot like that. Youtube? That site with videos on it? I am going to see that. I am not going to die.
A serious Moyashi fan, unlike some of the others. If he can make fun of my hair, then I can make fun of his eye. If he tries to be nice to me, I make fun of his arm. He is cursed, after all. And Innocence, though close to its wielder, is still just a tool, parasitic or not. To respect an object; to respect that arm would be respecting him, and although he has done a lot of good things in his life, I cannot show respect for him. I don't like his nature, and I don't expect him to change for me (nor do I want him to). I know nothing of his past; he wouldn't tell me, and I don't really want to know.
We are all serious about things that mean a lot to us.
Tch, that hobby thing again? Damn Hoshino-sensei! I hate it when she writes stuff about me like that!! No, I don't like gardening, I just happen to know a lot about Lotus flower's. I have to.
Ari-chan, you are very smart, aren't you? Good for you, stay that way.
6. deathangel338:
ok first sorry if I offened you before but you don't have to be so stringy(sp?) and to answer your question i'm not really sure the first time i read one it was weird so i guess it's either out of boredom or something else by the way the one you got from SengetsuPwnzU(my sister) the order of the name usually means who's seme and who's uke in the story so aparently(sp?) she likes to see you as uke sometimes. for the record the i have seen meny people fall in love with their bestfriend or worst enemy in anime and real life so you can't blame me for thinking that way
-You didn't offend me at all. Stringy?! What is that supposed to mean?!
Oh yes, I heard about that. AllenXKanda means that I am the Uke or something (Psh, like that would ever happen). I will never be an UKE, never. And so you know, in anime, stories like that are created to make a storyline interesting. Then again, I don't really know anybody in real life that I have ever seen fall in love. Maybe one day, that will happen to someone. I am looking at Lenalee and Allen.
7. kimi-chanchan:
Also I know how it feels to be called a different gender. People call me a cave man, lesbian, etc because I am a TOMBOY! I don't why they do that. So I really feel your pain and anger. Also I know I reviewed two times. I wanted to mention this badly.
Also I am NOT lesbian and I don not look like a CAVE MAN. I swear my friends are just bastards.
Listen, Kanda-sama, I ADORED your fic! Yea, seriously, I was listening to the song Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace, and well I thought it was PERFECT match! I was daydreaming about it (because that's what music does to me) and WoW...
Also I had to look up what was MPREG was...and MALE PREGANCY!?! WTF? Not pretty. Never read it and never will.
AND STRAIGHT GUYS READ YAOI!?!? I feel sick...
Also I really don't know why people hate Lenalee to tell the truth. Maybe it's natural because of people getting in the way of you and Allen. Seriously. I don't care.
I actually tried reading HET with Allen and Lenalee. I ended up reading a very GRAPHIC one (but I didn't read the whole thing only two sentences *shudders*). I almost actually tried through my PSP to the wall. Yea I read stuff on it...Allen will probably NEVER have the courage to tell Lenalee ANYTHING.
Also I agree with you BIG TIME. Allen is seriously jealous. Yea I like swords...mostly long, broad katanas...Although your sword is awesome too.
And Allen cries A LOT. What happened to his life? His life ** up. ^^ He is maybe transexual...xD Anyway, why hasn't anyone thought of that!? Also what does asexual exactly mean?
Also I like your writing! It's detailed a lot. I was even going to ask for your help becuase I need more violent words for my Killer Ghost fic. You can check it out if you want. Allen life in the fic is so going to be very ** UP.
Also my friends and I looked you up on the internet and they agreed that you DO NOT look like a girl!
So I guess that's it...Also you are now on my fave author's list.
Kimi-Chan
-If they ever called ME anything like that, I would rip them in half!! Do that!! Don't take anything from anyone!! Abandon your friends, or think of equally as nasty nicknames for them, like Moyashi.
I see your double post. I put them together. I am glad you enjoyed the fic. And wow, you had to look up MPREG? You're the second person to do that. I guess some people just don't know what it is (it worries me that I know what it is).
I know!! Straight guys read Yaoi for some reason!! And MPREG is disgusting!! And Lenalee doesn't get in the way of anything. Uggghhh… graphic scenes of Lenalee and Moyashi… that's horrible, but normal. Better her than me. And Moyashi is timid.
He is seriously jealous!! I can cut him in two!! I sense innuendo in your words… and my sword is a katana, just a little thinner and sleeker-tipped (no innuendo there, don't you dare accuse me of anything).
I think he cries more than Lenalee. I don't think he is a transsexual, however. Or maybe… egghh. And when you are 'Asexual' it means 'without sexual desire or activity', meaning I don't like anyone.
Why thank you. I don't write that good, but I think I do ok to not be kicked off the site. You want me to look at a fic? If it's not Yaoi, then I words? Like what? When I see your fic, I will see what I can do. But don't expect no expert help!! People have to learn to do things there selves!!
THANK YOU. You and your friends deserve to be hailed.
Che… Arigato, I guess.
8. Kiarra-Chan:
I'm glad you read it! Your review was awsome! Anywho, I honestly have no idea why some write MPreg. It baffles me why they do. Now, I've never read one of those fics because, I tend to shy away from them. (Which is sad because, I've been on this site for about 3 years now...) So I'm curious too.
-Thank you. I have never reviewed before in my life, so I wasn't sure what to write. Maybe you should read one to discover the horror's and then you can join me in hating it? Don't shy, just hate. You have been on here for three years?! That's a long time. Maybe you should hurry up and read a MPREG before your life slips away anymore.
9. kenzigirl:
Yuu-chan is really mean. But I still love you. And you're still my favorite. Oh, about that doujinshi (cause I know your interested), if you wanna know more about it, I can tell you. Lavi really was protecting you, because he cares. Even if you don't like to think that, but alot of people do care about you.
About mpreg, I'm not really a big fan. I mean sometimes I like it because having kids makes drama! But also, it'd be cute imagining some one like Allen for instance with a big round belly. I know pregnancy isn't fun, but in fics it makes such good drama! Especially if there's a scene describing when the baby is concieved...D
I'm really evil. I know. See ya later, cutie pie.
(you better update sooner or I'll impale with my frying pan)
-You! No matter what I do, you still like me! Grr… Yes, I would like to know about that Doujin. And then I am going to complain about it!! They can care about me all they want, but I don't care about them in return. In fact, I am going to rant about that at the bottom of the page.
Why don't people write about US as kids, instead? Its more logical that way. Moyashi has had a big round belly before, just look at him stuffing his face in the eating hall!! I… don't want to know about that scene, it's depressing to think about.
DAMN YOU!! I AM KANDA!! KANDA!!
(And you cannot impale me with a frying pan, they are round!!)
10. Timcanpy:
yes it's ME again. either way, it still is. in my term. your term is just messed up. I give myself permission to call you anyway I want. To me, Kanda is just a plain name. nothing fun... annoying as I maybe, that just flows through my personality. Moyashi loves Lenalee as a friend. For sure I know he doesn't think of her as a girlfriend. Asexual is great. You just don't see it because I don't know. People don't fall in love with me because I SWITCHED my gender stupid Yuu. Your golem is too common. I play with the unusuals. Leaving you alone won't be fun at all.
I can do something, but you just don't see. The real me as a person. Can't you use common sense? No wonder your god (Katsura) says your dumber than the others... I don't live in a pocket. I rather sit on top of heads.
Lenalee-chan does bother you though. :) Every life has a meaning, but when it completes its meanings, they die. Like you said (when you fought Sweet tooth), every life ends. But like I said, after they finished their fate.
You only had a few missions with him, so why say that? There are risk takers, but I don't care. I am sure you will save someone one day. Just watch.
I don't care who loves me, as long as I see why ORIGINAL master.
my new master is just being him, so I can't do anything about it.
the more you contract with Allen, the closer you'll get! Don't you ever learned that?
Females are jealous of Lenalee, so you should understand that.
A lot are yaoi fans. Some wanted a lot of reviews. Some just did it for fun. Some may found it fitting for the pairings. Some just wanted to copy others (I really don't know, but it did happened to me). Finally, some just wanted to write it because they just do? My senses are telling me these are the possible answers...
-You. Kanda IS my name, baka. And how can you have a personality?! And Lenalee is on him all the time! How do you know, when you don't even have eyes? Wait, you switched gender? That is very confusing. My golem is not common (then again, I don't really care about him)! Leave me alone, and go eat some sandwiches or something!!
I am NOT DUMB!! Don't say that!! And Hoshino is NOT my god!! She is my master/Teacher!! And I don't understand!! You are a ball with a tail!! And you look stupid when you sit on top of Moyashi's head.
My life has a meaning, it is to find that person, and nothing else. Being an exorcist just helps, you baka-ball. Wise words.
I have saved people. Quite a lot. Moyashi once. Lenalee once. Komui twice (that bastard!!). Your original master? Marshal Cross? Hn, that man is very powerful. I am not getting closer to Moyashi, and females do hate Lenalee because they are jealous, I think.
They are indeed possible answers… (your teeth scare me).
11. IceNin55:
Ah, MPreg, one of the great mysteries of FanFiction. Don't worry, I don't like it either. Personally, I think people write it because...
a - A lot of people want to know what the children of their favorite pairing would be like, or might see having children as 'the ultimate sign of love'. This leads to preg stories. And when that favorite pairing happens to be yaoi, well, we get MPreg.
b - They think it's funny. Some writers might want to use the idea of an incredibly masculine guy getting pregnant for comedic effect.
c - Revenge/torture. Who knows, maybe a writer hates a certain charachter and wants to see them go through something painful and humiliating; like childbirth.
So that's my guess as to why people write MPreg. But who really knows what goes on in some people's minds.
-Glad you don't like it.
Since when have children been the ultimate sign of love? What about if you really are gay? And for comedic purposes? Comedy is for the dim-witted. Its just horrible to think about, especially if you are over-masculine, like some people are. And torture… I would rather just torture the person manually.
You can never know what people think, but you can read it on their faces, in their eyes, and in their words.
12. E. R. Burke:
MPREG?! WHAT?!
Just... no. Where did all form of human anatomy get so completely messed up?! That's just... NO!! I couldn't find a reason why people would write that if I actually had enough functioning brain cells left after hearing it to focus on the question! It's NOT RIGHT.
And I thought the last fanfic was violent... This one was even more descriptive. It really seems to me that you released a lot of stress writing this. Good for you. But, overkill much? And, as a side question, why would Lavi want your hair ties? He doesn't have enough hair of his own to even use them.
You know who you need to kill? Chaoji. Kill Chaoji. Nobody likes him. He needs to go away.
Kind of random, but have you ever had the urge to just push Moyashi into Lenalee right when Komui is rounding the corner? I'm sorry, that was bad.
Best of luck with the report and the missions.
-Burke-san, I am glad to see your reaction to this disgusting thing. Its NEVER going to be right. NEVER. I don't know how to even go about writing such a stupid thing.
I was stressed because he was actually stealing my hair ties. He just takes them because he knows it annoys me, not because he needs them. Baka-rabbit!!
No… I can't… Master would make me do embarrassing things…
… That is such a good idea. But it would mean touching Moyashi, so I will get Lavi to do that. I will tell you how we got on with that.
Thank you.
13. WrathofMugen:
hm. Well I think people write Mpreg because if they really like a certain pairing then they feel that nothing could make it better than the two people having a baby. You see Kanda-sama, people write Mpreg because it is different and they would especially like Mpreg if their favorite pairing is a yaoi pairing. Hahaha *grins evily* I loved the fanfiction! That what Lavi gets for being so annoying and messing with Kanda-sama. Oh and to answer you question on why I do not like Lenalee...Well I don't like her because in the Ark all she did was get kidnapped and put into clear floating containers. One last thing Kanda-sama! You should so kill choaji! Murder the fat $$!! p.s. I would type the real word but seeing as some people are useless and imature I will not.
Bye Kanda-sama!
-But it still makes no sense, Yaoi or not. It defies logic, like the Millennium Earl's ears.
Yes!! He deserves it, no-one messes with me! … She got put into clear floating containers? I wasn't there, and I didn't bother paying attention to that part. She sounds unlike her usual self. Hah, people really hate Chaoji. I can't understand why, he doesn't have much of a personality.
14. UnbornHope:
I do not yet realise why I am writing this comment, for you must be dead by now. They (the army) must have come out in swarms as soon as you sent the chapter. I suppose this is a goodbye present. You shall be missed.
I am aware of that but I use that in terms of teasing my male friends. If I called you 'Kun' I'd end up picturing myself as a teenage high school girl with over active hormones and lose self confidence. As for your ability to kill Lavi then I suppose you're right. You killed him in pretty typy-words. And no, it did most certainly not please me. At all. Now you are dead though, so I shall not be-grudge you. Lawd says it's wrong to feel hate to those who have passed.
I know you're not submissive Kanda-chan. After all those times of seeing you get back up after getting your ** kicked by whoever and then kick their ** in return- well there's no way you'd be submissive. But that's why girls like it. They like to see someone who is normally so in tact turn delicate. For we are sick. I will not deny it. And it's impossible to hate everybody, silly. If you hated everyone, you would not waste your time destroying the akuma to save humans and stop 'The Ebil Peoples'.
Oh, thank you. I had thought I put too much of my personal thoughts into my last comment when I sent it. I never said that pairing is possible. I know Allen would (and almost has) kill Tyki and Tyki would kill him if they ever saw each other again. But my imagination and pervertedness (as Boss-07 stated earlier) must be let out some how. Can't say anything perverted around my boy friend. Can't hardly even think perverted things. This is my escape -le sigh-. And the law? Pfft.
I've noteiced over the years thatfemales with a lack of decent understand of romance tend to like hate as a replacement of love. Like I did only I did it differently. -smirk- I did it for the kinky TykixAllen fics, no fluff or romance included. And again with the law?
Who knows? Maybe if Hoshino-san continues the manga, she might just change her min- ... wait. 'Have a word with her'? Please don't speak violently, she's ill! Wait.. nevermind. You can't anyway. -sigh- It must've been a painful death...
Right. To the question. Damn I've already made this comment huge... Well to tell you the truth, I detest Mpreg. I will never read one again, and I will most definitly not write one. A man getting pregnent is impossible in our time of evolution. And besides, where would it come out? Or how would it live in a man's body? They have no baby sack.
What a shame. You're already dead so you can't even finish this fic. A shame indeed. Goodbye my hateful friend. Farewell on your journy to Lawd's puffy cloud palace.
-Heh. I am still standing. This Lavi army seems like shit to me. But at least you said you would miss me (HA).
I am not a chan. I killed Lavi real good. I am sure a part of you enjoyed it. What is 'Lawd'? Oh, you mean 'Lord'? You can hate me all you want, regardless of what ever the hell he says.
I will always get up again, because I will never die until I have fulfilled my purpose in life. I am probably the least submissive person here. Girl's think weird. Yes, sick is a good word. You would never catch me cuddling kittens or whatever. I am not fighting to save humans, I fight for my own personal reasons. 'The Ebil Peoples?' What is that?
It was still good to read, regardless. Moyashi and butterfly-boy would fight it out until one of them ended up dead. Maybe you should just show your boyfriend what you get up to on the internet. I wonder what he will say?
Are your fanfiction's violent? Is that what you are saying? Ughh… I like the law, it is there for a reason and should be followed (unless it needs to be broken….)! Hoshino-sensei would not change her mind. She is not too Ill! At one point, she has a sprained wrist from drawing to much!! Damn, I was not able to get into her room! I would never hurt Hoshino, but I would have a nice, friendly chat with her.
You have the same questions as I do. They need to be answered, god damn it! And I am not dead!! I do not live in clouds! It is you that lives in the clouds, baka, with your weird ideas and random thoughts!!
15. Vaey-san:
Dearest Kanda,
This if fanfiction, therefore it doesn't need to make sense. Mpreg defies all logic and that's what makes people enjoy it so much, the same goes for most yaoi pairings. I don't even want to think how a male could give birth ... apart from if they were a girl to begin with.
Personally I can't stand Mpreg. If they want a kid so much (Actually, probably only Moyashi wants one. We all know you don't.) why not just adopt one? Don't defy everything medic's know just to save the plot of a story. For starters men don't have a womb (or do they?... ok, yeah, they don't.). It probably makes school awkward as well when some poor sucker with no ideas on how childbirth works asks the kid(s?) how they were born.
- Vaey-san
-Fanfiction can never make sense, unless you are a very good writer and not write romances that happen in the first chapter. If they were a girl in the first place? I know for a fact that all the males I know were born male (Moyashi might have been a girl…)
Of course! I hate children!! Running around, crying, being brats, I hate them!! A perfectly good plot can be written around adoption. Hah, that child would be beaten up at school when their friends find out he/she has no mother, just two fathers…
15. Seengot:
Dear Yuu,
Boo, Hiss, Mpreg is gross. Me no like it.
I don't know why they write it. Maybe they write Mpreg just to ** you off. I know I would.
In response to your response of my response;
Soubi and Ritsuka are your parents, they just don't love you, so they sold you on the black market to some other peoples.
Your gay, I know it. I know all. :3
Then who would you lose your virginity to? Komui? Lenalee? Both?
It took me a few seconds to think my theory up, cause I'm that smart.
And your not, your just a gay pedo. :D
-I don't think anyone likes it. People like to piss me off. Oh, you do to? Bastard.
This 'Soubi' and this 'Ritsuka' are not my parents, whoever the hell they are. Shut up, baka, I don't have to listen to your crap!! I am NOT gay!! You know absolutely nothing! I will not loose my virginity any time soon!! And NOT TO KOMUI!!
… It took you a few seconds to think up THAT? Well done, you are a genius. I am not a gay pedo, I hate everyone, you pathetic excuse for a person.
17. StopLemons:
Konbawa, Kanda-kun~!
I suppose I should be thankful that I've made it into your good books, eh? And the random Japanese... Well, that will probably continue. :] And of course I would use 'Kun.' You are indeed male, after all. You should meet up with him sometime. It would make for quite the scene! (not a bad thing!)
Anyway, onto the next question. Why do people write MPreg? Honestly, I think mpreg is rather disturbing as it is physically impossible, and slightly emotionally scarring to think of such a thing happening. I could only imagine what it would be like to be a victim of such a thing (as I'm sure you have been. -shudders at the idea-)
I do have to say that I believe people write mpreg out of a desire to see what would happen if one of the characters were female? They just... Want to release some sick pleasure? I don't really get it personally. It's hard for me to think of why someone would do that... I can't stand to read it... Gomen... I'm not much help on this topic.
Anyway, hope the report goes well, Kanda-kun~
Ja ne~
-Konnichiwa, Lemon-chan.
Yes, you should. Very few people make it there. People like Marie are there. They are people I can tolerate. I am male, though some people think I am female and say '-chan' instead. Will he help me kill people? If so, then we should meet.
I have been a victim of such a thing. I have never read an MPRG fic (I never want to) but I know it was I that was pregnant. It said so in the summery. Its horrible to know someone is writing about you like that.
I think they might be bored, and that's why they are writing it. A lot of these girls on here have to release 'sick pleasure', I don't think that can be an excuse anymore. Its fine. A lot of people don't seem to know a lot about it. It makes me feel weird that I know more than them (ugghhh…).
So do I, Lemon-chan.
Sayonara.
18. SilentKiller1:
HIYA YUU-CHAN!
how do you know im not a exorcist? i can be lavi or daisya. im always around the corner. DUN DUN DUN
m-preg...hm...i dunno, people just like it i guess and i know im a big fan, try it.
you might like it.
BYE-BYE!
PS you SURE you have a life? did you ever have a girlfriend?
-I know you are not. Daisya… is dead, and I would know if Lavi ever came on here. He would be adding me to his favourite author lists and pressuring me into writing fanfiction.
… Wait. You like MPREG? I think you are the ONLY PERSON that has commented and liked it. Good for you (I hate you). I will NEVER try it.
I have a life, I am sure you don't. You don't need to have a girlfriend to have a life, baka.
19. Switch. Alchemist:
hello there Kanda,
actually I came across your report waiting for my friend to write a new chapter for our DGM fanfic
(hehe one of my friend's OC is paired up with you, don't worry it's a girl)
anyway...
wow, is that not impossible?! Goodness, okay so I wouldn't write that, or read it afterward...
BUT, it would be interesting to see the child (considering the pairing that created it)
*imaging an KandaxAllen kid*
eww, well just hope it stays impossible.
And by the way, I hope you stay straight, I'd rather have Allen to myself than have to fight you off
(don't worry, I like your character as well, but serious you never became my favourite because of the simple fact that you left for a big part of manga, only to come back and get "killed" by Skinn)
You're still cool (or at least my crazy Kanda fangirl friends think so)
-.. I guess it is ok, if it is a girl… (Grrr…) It is impossible, but people write it anyway. ME AND MOYASHI'S KID. It would be weird looking. Don't worry, it will never happen. You can have Moyashi, I wont fight for him, and you would never win if we had to fight. I know, I hated being off for so long!! I didn't even find out why!!
This crazy fan-girl better stay away from me!
20. ScarredWitch:
*Inhale. Exhale. Cue anger mark.*
As infuriated as YOU get, you REALLY like to tick people don't you?
Well, you know what?! FINE!! TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME, SAMURAI-BOY!! WHEN I GET ANGRY, I DON'T PULL AN ARROW ON THE ONE WHO TICKS ME OFF!! AND YOU SAY YOUR TEMPER'S LONGER THAN MINE!! YOU'RE LUCKY IN THIS CASE!! ARROW BEATS SWORD!! DISTANT RANGE WEAPON TOPS CLOSE COMBAT WEAPON, HAH!!
AND I'M NOT A BAKA!! I KNOW MORE JAPANESE THAN YOU THINK, SARCASTIC BASTARD!! AND NO, YOU DON'T SCARE ME AT ALL!! YOUR BARK IS WORSE THAN YOUR BITE!! MY BABY, SPAWN-OF-THE-DEVIL SISTER IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN YOU!!
One more thing, thing with your temper and Allen's height - THEY'RE BOTH SHORT!! ONLY YOURS IS SHORTER!! THE SIZE OF AN ANT!
Oh, you want ME to go to the Black Order, where I can insult you in person? So you could hurt me? HAH! Won't that be a backfire?! You don't attack a woman unless she's your enemy and she attacks first! So, all I have to do is stand there, be able to insult you, and you can't do a thing about it, HA!
"Western-world girl?" Well, at least you're being original. And the name's Kiera!
"I was waiting for this. I knew this was coming."
You were waiting for what? You knew what was coming?? My reply??
Why's it so interesting to you that I'm 17? *suspicious glance*
You made an assumption about me AGAIN. THIS time about my AGE. I really dislike you sometimes. You drive me up the wall. Mother of God, why was I cursed to be attracted to men who just HAVE to be tempermental and so reckless?!! And why the hell would you assume about me when you know what it's like to be assumed about! I'd think you would understand THAT!
By the way, it's characters, not character's. Plural form. No apostrophe. Same goes for the "flower's." Haha.
And, yes, it IS hard to write good girl/boy stories, especially when the boy AND the girl have so much God-damned PRIDE. *Sigh.*
And you see? Some girls write Yaoi fanfiction out of jealousy for the female characters. I think this is why some people don't Lenalee. I don't see why they don't; she seems fine to me.
HAH! I got there great Kanda to be sentimental! Speaking of which, I know it gets awkward, but the best part is that you don't have to say anything back. Maybe an "O.K.," but nothing more. At least that's what my dad tells me.
You're just saying that you hate me BECAUSE I got you sentimental. *Smile.*
I didn't know you draw. Hm, I guess that's a thing we have in common. Did you teach yourself?
Also, the whole thing about the pink-**-and-the proud-girls rant? Yeah, that was due to a past experience. Something I don't want to repeat ever again. I know that people who dedicate their lives to the Innocence have it harder than the rest of the world. Sometimes, I wonder if there was anything I could ever do to help.
You used Internet Language AGAIN. I hate you so much right now. I can ALMOST SEE THE SMIRK ON YOUR FACE. Were you trying to tease me??
Okay, enough of that, let's get to the question you had. *Reads the update. Face goes pale*
M-M-MPREG? A-as in – guh – THAT??!
HELL, NO! THAT SHOULD BE A VIOLATION OF THE LAW!! THAT IS GOING WAY TOO FAR!!
Now, you have my opinion about it.
I gotta go now. I have one last question for you, since this is your last report, so I'm asking for one last reply.
Since you say you're straight, what kind of girl would you be attracted to?
Well, that's it. It's been fun talking with you, Kanda.
The Scarred Witch
P.S. I have one last thing to say.
Mugen…
…looks like a walking stick.
AHA!! Take THAT, Samurai-Boy!!
-… My eyes hurt… it is so late at night…
I am NOT GOING TO WRITE IN CAPITALS to save space. The arrow does not beat the sword, and it never will!! You can try to hit me with an arrow, but I will just dodge!! And then I will come at you with Mugen, and you will have no weapon to attack back with because a bow would not work at that distance effectively!!
SO WHAT?! BAKABAKABAKA!! AND I DOUBT YOUR SISTER CAN CUT YOU IN TWO!! BE SCARED, LITTLE GIRL!!
AND MOYASHI IS THE SIZE OF AN ANT!!
You are my enemy (in shouting, at least) so I would attack you. You would stand there and insult me, and I would simply rip your heart from your chest with the point of my Katana. Simple, ne?! Kiera-chan, is that your real name?
I knew this long, pain-in-the-ass review was coming, that's what. And I thought you were younger than that, because you seem to like throwing tantrums like a four year old does. Heh.
Dislike me more. I am annoying, eh? Well good!! I assume because you like to annoy the hell out of me!! I will keep making assumptions about you like I was before!! So, because you are a girl, you must like pony's, right? Do you plait their hair and stuff at night? And dress them up in cute, frilly clothes? How cute.
I like apostrophes. Leave me alone. And who is prideful?! A lot of people like Lenalee. I can tolerate Lenalee, as long as she isn't bothering me.
If you avoid people, then you don't have to say anything to them at all, which is better. It's horrible to have everyone caring, when you don't care at all.
Be quiet, I DO hate you!! Che…
Drawing is a vital stage in meditation, as it relaxes your arm muscles yet keeps you focused on a single thing. Yes, I taught myself, but I don't draw 'pictures', if you know what I mean.
People who don't have innocence will never know what it is like to have it. It is harder than it looks, having no family, working all day, getting hurt constantly, blah blah blah. Even with all the scientists and those idiotic finders, at the end of the day, it still comes down to the exorcists to make a difference…
I am smirking right now. It makes me happy to see that you like my internet talk.
U r just jelos cuz u can't do it az gud as I do it!11 Lol!!1 Pwned!!1
… I cannot believe that, after all that writing, you have one line as an opinion. I should have skipped out the WHOLE REVIEW and got straight to the end! Yes, my last question, though I know it will continue.
To answer your question: Not any type of girl. If I had to choose, however, It would be a quiet girl with a sense of dignity (that can mean many things).
… I HATE YOU. Mugen does NOT look like a walking stick!! It is a perfectly fine katana, baka!!
21. Deeper than Darkness:
Oh, hello Kanda-san, this review will put up with the 2 others report. For the first one, yaoi. I do love them, but that doesn't mean that I was lesbian or even gay. Heck I am straight like hell. I just think that the more you fight with a person, the more you close to them. So, just say that you never get along well with the moyashi means that you are close to him. And maybe deep down (don't point mugen at me please..) you think him as a friend or maybe rival? Since he is the only person in the Order that aren't afraid of you. Yeah, anyway... the conclusions is that, people (especially fangirls such as myself) wanted to fantasizing. And like what I said before although I like Yaoi, I still like hetero pairing. I guess we (fangirls) just hooked people up that they see suitable as a pair despite they are maleXmale or they girlXgirl.
Now, for the favorite pairings...
1)Of course Yullen. I think that it was the best pairing I ever encountered in my whole live. I know that the more we hate a person the more we encounter to know them better than before.
2)LaviXLenalee. Heck, one of the hetero pairings I like up until know and will not hate. Although many people maybe hate Lenalee, I think that she is quite a lovable girl right? Everybody always say that she easily shed tears, but that's not true!! I will cry too if I have to see my own friend killing each other and I cannot help even one bit. And I knew that she is a strong girl.
3)AllenXEver one? Allen is the 1# Ukeable (I know this is not even a word so please do not kill me.) person in -man.
North of Africa? Wow, you sure travel alot. Well, I will talk about the fic first and the about the questions.
You almost kill me, thank you. It just fun to watch you kill Lavi. And I mean Lavi is the source of Havoc (not that I hate him). And for the next person you will kill? How about that hitler dude? I hate him... Or maybe if I ever have a chance I want to slice and mutilated him and then throw away his dead body toward crocodiles? That would be nice to read.
And then, for Kanda's-san question. Mpreg? Heck, I hate them. I meant, how come a male can gave birth!? Okay, fantasy is alowed but this is kind of too much. And I think that you are indeed a type of person that hate childrens. Well, for telling that they are noisy and stuff. And I knew that you hate noisy person and place.
~DTD
PS: Good luck on writing the reports and (if you ever could) killing Komui.
-I am also as straight as hell, but people don't understand that. Che, I fight with him because I hate his guts! I can't stand people like that!! Deep down, I think we are just 'Friendly rivals'. He better be afraid of me, because I could kick his ass any day.
Girls on here always seem to be fantasising, with all the nonsense going on online.
… I fight with him a lot, and I still know nothing about him, except that he is a Moyashi and he is extremely naive (which I hate). And LenaleeXLavi? Interesting… I like Lenalee (not like that). She is ok to be with. Of course she is a strong girl, I have known her for a long time, and she doesn't cry easily, it is just that everyone else seems stronger.
Heh, AllenXEveryone! Good!! He deserves to be tossed around between men like that! I hope it hurts!
Yes, the north of Africa. The far north. People there are very touchy-feely.
It was fun to write about me killing that baka-rabbit!! … That 'Hitler' dude? You mean Leverrier? Bah, you can think of a worse death than that… can't you?
Of course, I hate noisy people, noisy places, and those both together are hell. You are right, fantasy can only go so far before it just gets stupid.
Thank you (I can kill him whenever I want!!).
21. CarinaAiko:
WAIT! People actually write MPREG after reading this!? This doesn't make any sense in fact it defies all logic. *Thinks hard* People write MPREG is because they're pedophiles, perverts or just plain sick in the head. As I have said before I'm not a fan of Yaoi, people really very screwed up to write MPREG on characters who are 100% straight. Reason probably is because writing about MPREG is forbidden between two men. It gives them a thrill they can't describe. They can write about it and still don't get called a pervert, which in actual fact they are.
Oh, you don't know people despise Lenalee? If I am correct about 65% and above of the people who despise Lenalee are Yaoi lovers. And the others (me included to some extent) find her extremely emotionally unstable. As for me, I actually thought she was pretty cool in the beginning but then I began to despise her because of her attitude and others. I'm sure you get irritated when she came and bothered you during your meditation because Leverrier was there. I did take into account on her cruel past but that's no reason for her to act that way.
This will be the end of my reply since you need to catch up on your sleep. BTW, your grammar here for example, 'I expect answers to be a thought out, please' really sucks it should be ' I expect answers to be thought out, please' since you are smarter than Moyashi and my favourite character, yeah?
-Hah! What a horrible way to describe people, ne? Good, MOST characters are 100 percent straight in DGM. I am one of those characters. MPREG is forbidden between two men (its not even realist!!), and so is YAOI.
Che, Lenalee haters are just JEALOUS of her relationship with the Moyashi!! She isn't emotionally unstable, she just can't bear to see her friends being slaughtered all around her, like most people. Of course she irritated me, but she always goes there when Leverrier is visiting, and I just happen to be there as well.
I need sleep. According to Hoshino-sensei, I am dumber than Moyashi!! In fact, she says I am the stupidest of them all!! I will get her!! It is she who is stupid!! Grrrr!
22. Lostinthedragon'sfog:
For starters a very important thing to know, ScarredWitch is my sister and i'm giving you permision to say whatever the hell you want to her. She's incredidble annoying, and that's my job. And your tempter is probably the same at her, she'll snape at me for saying the wrong thing.
Well, to get things started for the first part, idk. I think the girls that do imigane you in a Yoai are very bored, have no life, or like what my sister said use it for there own stories. I however, don't even like to look at Yaoi, it disguests me. I can't even imagine you dating anyone (other than your sword), you really don't seem like the yaoi type.
But you totatlly look like a girl, when me, my friend, and my dad's friend all thought you were a chick at first glance. if you would just cut your hair a little shorter and or ficked your bangs you would look more like a dude.
Your additude might be a reason why girls put you in yaoi. The i-refuse-to-get-along-with-anyone additue helps give a near impossible relationship, which fan girls love. If you get a good contole of your additude problem (yes, i;m saying you have one and its huge) they might stop.
As for MPRG. WHAT THE HELL?!?! PEOPLE WRITE THAT KIND OF CRAP?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?!?! I mean, i'm fine with if the children are made by an unnarural process or something, but MPRG?!? Please tell me they didn't do that to Allen-kun! you are impossible however allen (unfortantly) is likly. I mean, why would people do that to poor allen-kun.
-… You are that MONSTERS sister?! Che, she is incredibly annoying!! My temper is not as bad as hers. She shouts a lot and rants and raves about nothing.
A lot of these girls have no life. It really is sad. I am glad you don't like Yaoi, and I don't think I will date Mugen anytime soon (that is quite sick). I hate relationships. Pfftt!! I don't look like a girl!! You, your friend, and your friends dad are wrong!! Che, I can never cut my hair!! Its supposed to be long!! (And my bangs are fine! Just how I want them!)
Of course I have an attitude problem, there is nothing wrong with that. My attitude is fine. The others are just to happy and friendly and sociable. I don't think they will ever stop…
Yes, yes, I know. People are ill in the head. Heh, yes, they DO do it to Moyashi. He is nearly always pregnant for some reason. They want to see him with a big belly! And they want to see his children! Bah!
23. KikiKrisis:
Hello Kanda-kun!
First time reviewing this 'fanfic' of yours, even though I've read all of them. (^_^)
Your fanfic about killing Lavi was...interesting, if not a bit too brutal. I know Lavi annoys you, but killing him took it a bit too far I think. You should have just maimed him horribly, he would have still been alive to feel the pain that way.
Now on to the question.
I have no idea why people write Mpregs. It creeps me out in ways you can't even imagine. I've been writing for a few years now, (Yaoi, I will admit), but when one of my friends asked me to write an Mpreg I told her to get out of my house before I stabbed her with a butchers knife.
I hope people have a reason for writing Mpreg, because I would really like to know.
That's all I have to say about this, so Au revoir!
-Hello…
Thank you. I hope you liked them (no, not really). I can never be to brutal hen it comes to killing that Baka-rabbit!! Of course he annoys me!! If I don't write about killing him, I will actually get him in real life! Maimed him?! There is no honour in that, for neither the killer or the victim. Honour lies only in death.
Creepy, eh? You should have stabbed her with that knife! If you see her, ask her why the hell she likes that crap! No-one has a clue why anyone writes it!!
24. whiteninjaalchemist:
I argee with the people saying yullen sucks. Everyone knows that allen and leanlee are almost together and Lavi can't have a relationship with anyone because he is the bookman and Kanda is too busy trying to find the person who put the curse on him.
-… I love you. Not literally. I don't even know who you are. But thank you for saying that. HEY EVERYONE, LOOK HERE! CAN YOU SEE WHAT THIS PERSON WRITES?! IT'S THE TRUTH!!!
Ugghh… the amount of effort I put into this… Che… I feel ill…
What I learnt:
1. Not a lot of people knew what MPREG was before reading this fic!
2. Not a lot of people like it. ONE person said they liked it.
3. Girls are totally jealous of Lenalee.
4. This report is never going to end… sigh…
5. Leave Chaoji alone. I know, I hate him too, but still.
Well, looks like I have finished here. Now I have a problem. Since I have written back to you on THIS chapter, you are going to write back to me again, and then I am going to answer, and it will just continue… huff… I don't know what to do…
I am still finished with that report. Just making it look good for Komui so he doesn't reject me (if he does… I will kill him.). I don't need to ask questions about the report anymore. I am not dragging it out any longer than it needs to be.
So… have you got any questions for me? It is fair, seeing as you helped me, I suppose, I will have to help you out (damn my honour).
Che… do you want me to answer anything? Do YOU need any help with anything?
(Ask me personal questions, and I will ignore you. Ask me personal questions about yourselves, and I will try to be nice.)
It seems like I have warmed up to you guys. I hate that…
From, Kanda-
Oh, Wait! I needed to rant!!
Ok, what the hell, I found out that people pair me with Mugen!! I mean, what the fuck!! It's a SWORD. I mean, what do we do?! Do I sit there and cut myself up with it? What, do we engage in sexual activity?! And what gender is it?! You can't tell me that, can you!! I just don't understand! An object, making love to a MAN, or vice versa?! Che, stop with your perverted, sick fantasies, and GET A LIFE, open your eyes, and see that MUGEN IS NOTHING BUT A TOOL!!
(However, it is my most cherished possession… alongside my Lotus.)
Lets hurry up and end this fan fiction. My free time is wasted on this.
PS: I hope this all came ok, it is difficult to read... Twenty one pages of talking… sigh…