Guys, there is a reason this took so long.
I SAW IT.
I SAW THE COMIC THAT INVOLES ME AND MUGEN- Well, not Mugen.
So basically, I am getting raped by first illusion because my sperm now is apparently its food. No, I don't know when this happened, but still. SERIOUSLY. Words cannot describe how I feel right now. Sure, I don't hate the artist, they can dray quite good, but FIRST ILLUSION and ME.
I am mentally scarred for life. I hope you are happy, who ever it was that told me about me and Mugen!!!!!
GRHBWVH"CTXCTWHNV%$%. THIS is how I feel!!!!
And also, Lenalee found out. About everything. I was trying to keep all of this fanfiction stuff as private as possible, and she knew I was on here, but not what I was saying on here. And, she read it all…
And sent me to consoling lessons.
No, I am not weak!! I didn't give in, I didn't turn up!! Then she got angry, and threatened to make Komui make me write more… So I shut up and went. It was just some guy, saying "Come on, there must have been something that made you like this." Fuck him!! LIKE WHAT?!?
So, after that, she is proof reading this. Let me make this clear.
I am NOT ALLOWED to be mean to anyone.
(Of course, I am going to do it anyway. She doesn't own me.)
Yes, I can't even say really bad things about Moyashi anymore. She's taken control, that damn woman!! But, she is too late!! THE LAST CHAPTER IS HERE!!!
AND WHY IS A CHAIN SMOKER PLAYING ME IN THE DUB?!?!!
Also, look at 22. Look at my answer. I DON't LIKE LENALEE!!!
1. kitten. dream:
Yuu-Chan... I thought you loved me? Why did you write that story about me? All I did was take some of your hair ties? Also, why are you so angry about me talking to you, and why have you been avoiding me - exept for that time we were both called to Koumui's office...
Anyway, you should have told me the reason that you were on the computer for ages and shown me the website ages ago, instead of me having to find out the hard way.
But now lent me her computer, so I can talk to you! Or at least write to you.
By the way, Allen-Chan wont be happy with you saying that you are fine with killing him. He'll get all upset. Is that what you want, Yuu-Chan?
Anyway, if you want to kill someone, kill the Noah. Or the Earl.
- Wait, what?! You're pretending to be Lavi, I know it!! What gave you away was the fact that you spelt things wrong! Lavi never spells anything wrong; he is a grammar snob!! (I guess it comes with being a Bookman…)
Hah! And he doesn't know you: How would you get into HQ without getting caught? Exactly. And whoever you are, (Kitten) I don't care what 'Allen-chan' says. I never have. I WAN'T HIM TO BE UPSET. I'm not a nice person.
I strive to kill them. It's what I live for.
2. Lostinthedragon'sfog:
Haha! People do put you with mugen?! I was just using it as an exaggeration of how unlikly you are to get in a relationship with anyone, male or female. But i think it's as funny as hell that people do, do that.
And calling my sister a monster, very nice, although i prefer the devil in female's form.
A Guy's hair is not suppose to be long, in most cases, no matter what you say! And i have come to realize most guys with long hair are accidently mistaken as girls.
Your right about the temper thing, her is really really really long but yours is still really really long.
And for your information i can cut my sister in half, i have a sword and i know how to use it. However at the moment i'm practicing with a fake one.
I don't think i need your help with anything, however if you want to call my sister anything or make comments on her additude and how old she sounds, that's fine by me. And i'm not sure if you can use this to your advantage but she has really long hair too.
Not to be mean or anything, but mugen does kind of look like a walking stick, but only when it's in its sheath (sp?).
That be it. (yeah i know the grammer is bad on that last part but i did that on perpouse.)
- Yeah, they do. Its disgusting, I assure you. And I love the hatred you have for your sister. Did you know she called you short? As short as Moyashi, in fact? I wouldn't take it. Rip her apart. She seems to hate you.
I know most guys get mistaken, but is my body not manly in anyway?! Is everyone forgetting that I have a body?!
She says you can't cut her in half. DO IT. I can't give you Mugen, but I wish you and your fake sword well.
Ok, can I call her an annoying little brat? A stupid little child? A girly girl who likes pink and chases rainbows on the back of her frilly unicorn? Can I say she sounds like an eighty year old?! … I do that anyway.
No, she's a girl. If she had really short hair, however… and Mugen does NOT look like a walking stick when sheathed!! It looks cool!!
3. AnimePinkGirl:
Hello, Dearest Kanda-san~ (does that bother you? Quite frankly I don't care.),
I would just like to say to the world that MPREG is gross, defies all the laws of nature, and is absolutely vile. And the relationships about you with your beloved sword 'Mugen' is pretty sick too. So to all you sick little fangirls that like it, first of all it will NEVER happen, and you might want to consult a therapist :D . They probably have pills for that kind of stuff, including pills for your anger management problems, Kanda-san~!
ANYWAYS, I have a bit of questions.
1) Firstly, why do you hate 'moyashi-chan' so much? I don't really remember him doing anything to you, so your hate towards him is a little bit unjust. (But I have to admit, that fanfiction you wrote was PRETTY entertaining!) Don't you even have a little respect for him at all? Come on, he IS the 'Destroyer of Time' after all!
2) Why do you have soba all the time? How about spicing up your meals a bit, like soup or something? :P (really random, I know, but I'm just curious)
3) Does a certain samurai *nudge nudge* have a little crush on Ms. Lee here? Your coming to her defense a lot from the comments written by the crazy Lenalee haters. Or are you actually admitting you have a friend?
Anyways, reading these chapters were extremely entertaining, and let's just hope Komui-san makes you write more of these (much to your chagrin).
Hope you loved my little message.
Love,
AnimePinkGirl (Don't you just LOVE the name? It totally suits you.)
-For your information, san doesn't annoy me. Chan does.
I applaud you on everything you said about MPREG, about me and Mugen, and about sick fan girls. It was truly a work of art captured in words- HEY, I DON'T have anger management!! I'll cut you, I swear!! Baka!!
1) Because I just hate him. I hate naive people the most, and he is the most naïve person I have ever met. I mean, I could dress up like a freaking cat and he would pet me and give me milk. He is just stupid.
As for that 'Destroyer of Time' nonsense, he just uses it to get attention. Yes, I thank him for 'bringing me back to life' or whatever, but I don't forgive him for making me look like I can't save myself and for generally being annoying!!
2) NO. I love soba, it just tastes so nice, and you can never have enough of a good thing if it always available. Its like if a fan girl was given an unlimited supply of Yaoi: she would never get sick of it, right? It's just like that. Plus, its healthy.
… Soup? What is there to like about 'Soup'?!
3) NONONO. I DON'T have a crush on her, I just feel that people hate her for no reason (no, I am NOT a hypocrite either. I have a reason for hating the Moyashi). And she can be my friend all she wants, I just hope she doesn't expect to get anything out of me.
I hope he doesn't.
I don't like pink, I don't like anime, and I am not a girl, so NONE of it suits me. So shut up.
4. Timcanpy:
Anything is possible Yuu-chan. Confusing I maybe, but that's just part of me. :) Did I ever told you that leaving someone alone is no fun? I thought I have...
really now? Go ask your "teacher/master". I'm slightly serious. having a shape like me doesn't mean anything towards knowledge.
what about my wise words? I thought I was idiot... :/
well, if you were a female, then you should be able to understand. Any female would understand (I think...)
My teeth? It doesn't scare anybody one bit! :)
-Yes, you are a strange little ball, you are confusing.
Yes, you have told me, but I think leaving people alone IS fun. I know Hoshino-sensei called me dumb, but she doesn't know everything!! I could beat her in a sword fight, so there!!
Being wise and being smart are two different things, baka.
But I am not a female!! I've said this a hundred times!! I don't think even females would understand you. But seriously, your teeth are just freaky.
5. SilentKiller1:
oh sorry. i didnt know about that about daisya. guess he did something stupid huh?
im the one in a million person then, i dont care. love you too. one question does your life consits of training and mugen?
-Its fine. He was stupid, to run into battle with a Noah like that, all alone. Maybe if me and Marie were there… We are all 'one in a million' people, because no two of us are the same.
Basically. Mugen is an extension of me (no, not like that, you pervert) and I train to get better so that I can slaughter Akuma and finally gut that idiotic Earl alive.
6. Moyashi-Allen:
Kanda-san:
You're my favourite character, since you're also Asian(...) and you're DAMN HOT. I also love the way u act like a BAKA GAKI. This may be a little late though... I hate yaoi cos its DISGUSTING... I like the pairing KandaXLenalee though... Hahaz. Sayonara.
-Yay. Whoopie. An Asian person? Is that and the fact that you find me 'hot' the only reason I am your favourite character?! What about my sword skills?! And I do NOT act like a BAKA GAKI!! You do!!
I know, I also hate Yaoi, but I can think of stronger words for it. KandaxLenalee… it could be worse. A LOT worse.
Goodbye… Moyashi?!
7. ScarredWitch
MONSTER?! FRILLY PONIES?! CUTE?! YOU CROSSED THE LINE! NO ONE CALLS ME A LITTLE GIRL!! YOU SON OF A -
*sharp inhale* Calm down, calm down! *Deep exhale* Ok, I'm good.
You really shouldn't be talking because you rant a lot yourself *smile.*
Of course my sister can't cut me in two! She's as short as Allen is! I was making an exaggerated comparison because YOU DON'T AND CAN'T SCARE ME!! And Kiera is my real name!! I dislike you a good amount as it is!
I know Allen is short, why're you telling me?
Oh, I won't be quiet. You're more sentimental than you allow people to think *smile.*
AND, I won't say anything else. I had my revenge when you read about "Mugen." Hehehe...
Although, I think it's wrong. I'm not surprised my sister said that. She is a "strange" individual, to say the least. I always keep a bottle of holy water in my closet just in case her horns finally sprout.
If my sister was some kind of bloodthirsty monster who wasn't an instrument of the Earl, could the exorcists still destroy her? If so, PLEASE DO! I am trapped with this akuma of hell I call my SISTER!!
Yes, I know drawing is relaxing, so what DO you draw?
Oh, who says I can't write Internet Slang?
WTH dat is not I-net slang, U r a Newb. LOL! PWNED!!
The Scarred Witch
Ok, you said we could ask questions, so I'll ask this - Have you ever encountered anyone who had clairvoyant abilities (seeing into the future, contacting spirits, etc.)?
-Heh-heh-heh… succumb to your fate, little girl.
Oooohh, the sisters are pitching against each other? Maybe you two should duke it out, like real women. And Kiera just sounds like a name someone would use in one of those 'Mary-sue' fics or whatever.
Because I want to tell you.
She doesn't seem too bad. She is not a bad as you. I think you need to see a doctor about your 'problems'. We could destroy her easily. If she's an Akuma, why the hell are you not destroying her?! Idiot girl!
'Pictures' are complete things that can mean something and yet not mean something. I just draw because its sometimes vital for meditation, so therefore I don't think they can be classed as 'pictures'. I like to draw anything: objects, characters (as in, letters), even unicorns with pink bows that dance under rainbows, because I know you like them so much.
Zomg wtf bbq u r so ded u dunt no wat pain I b layin on u wen I catch up 2 u NOOB gtfo u got pwnd rofl!!
And no, not really. I sit on the sidelines with that sort of stuff. I don't believe, yet I don't disbelieve, so If I have, then I wouldn't know it.
It's been fun, Kiera-chan.
Have fun with those dollies.
8. ShiraiHime:
Konban wa, Kanda-dono!8D
No, I never really knew what MPreg was. Until you asked. See how much dedication I put into your awesomeness Kanda-dono?xD
Mmhmm, I am fourteen and proud of it!xD How old did you think I was hm? I started reading D. Gray-Man when I was 10, and when I saw you and Allen-tan fighting, I felt something fuzzy inside and I found that I liked seeing you two together, SO BAM, THERE!8D
Of course Allen-tan will never top you. Kanda-dono is too awesome and smexy and SEME to be bottom!
Ah, right,the question thingie...
Okay, why do you like soba so much? Is it really that good? Maybe I should try it...Also, do you eat anything else other than soba? Doesn't it get boring? And...what would you think if you suddenly saw Allen in a skirt (I-I'm just asking, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! *shrieks* )
M, you sound so sweet Kanda-dono, saying I have no authority to call you by that nickname. Why? Because it almost sounds as if you only allow Allen-tan to call you that, and that, I must say, is very, VERY sweet. Are you..falling for him? 8D
Oh, I wrote my last review when it was THAT time of month. I'm fine now. Don't worry Kanda-dono. Oh, and my mother doesn't know I read fanfiction, why would I tell her something like that? You're so silly sometimes Kanda-dono! xD And I'm too young to go on fanfiction? Kanda-dono, I was TEN when I started reading fanfiction. THAT'S young. Fourteen isn't so bad, it's just a year younger than Allen-tan after all. IN FOUR YEARS I WILL BE ABLE TO BUY YULLEN DOUJINSHI!! *tears of happiness* Oh so smexy awesomenes...*A*
I do have Yullen issues. It's become so much of an issue that I've influenced all my friends into liking the pairing and the manga. Now I have people I can nosebleed with xD I even made a new friend in my new class, my first impression of her was as a Kanda cosplayer. And I'm not indirectly insulting you, Kanda-dono, I never thought you looked like a girl. Anyway, all it took was an official DGM picture for her to start liking the series. Then I told her about Yullen. She seems to like the idea xD My influencing powers get better every year..
DAMN I talk a lot. Gomen, Kanda-dono, I'll stop now.
Oyasumi--xD
ユレン=
-Kobanwa.
You don't have a clue as to how crazy you sound, do you?
I thought you was like, 17 or something!! 10?!?! TEN!??! Are you crazy?!! And is THAT how you discovered yaoi!?! Jesus, were not even old enough to experience PUBERTY and yet you still read on?!?! I hope your mother knows all this, you weird child!!
I don't like yaoi, but if I DID (which I don't), then that sentence would be accurate.
SOBA WILL NEVER GET BORING. Not ever. I find that if you eat the same thing every day, then your body gets used to it, and so you stay fitter easier.
If I ever saw Moyashi in a skirt? Well, I would first blackmail him for the rest of his life, and then I will push Lavi onto him. Heh…
Also, I might kill him for making the Order look bad.
NONONO. NEVER. I just don't want it catching on!! He only calls me it for a reason, because he is totally jealous that my nickname for him is better. 'An eye for an eye…' He'll stop saying it soon, once I break his jaw.
That time?!?! FOURTEEN?!?! Eghhh… TELL YOUR MOTHER. SHE WILL BAN YOU FROM READING. AND YOU CAN BUY YAOI?!?! WHAT?!?!
… That's all I need, cosplayers. And stop influencing people to like it!! It's children like you how mess up the world!!
Bye bye, Shi-chan. Get older soon.
9. Lavi Bookman Jr:
OMFGWTFBBQ! I NEVER would have guessed that THE Yuu-Chan would USE the (as you ALWAYS call it) USELESS internet...
And that fic was so mean...
ANYWAYS! I will NOT let you live it DOWN! (just wait till I tell komui to mke you do an extra 25 more chapters) oh and if you did not know... TyKan is actually pretty popular in the *coughrapecough*...YAOI society...
oh and Yullen is the moost popuar of all pairings out there 'cept of course the obvious pairing
AllenXLenalee
-You are not Lavi either (Or are you?)!! I can see through ALL the disguises!!! (And the fic was not mean, it was mildly refreshing.)
He WON'T make me do any more. I will fight him if he does. And TyKan?! He couldn't TOUCH me, let alone RAPE me, that fool.
Duh.
10. kimi-chanchan:
. don't look up the fic. For your sake. I think I messed up describing you. Just don't. There is no yaoi yet. It maybe shounen-ai with Laven, but there will be violence. Okay..just ignore everything and DO NOT LOOK IT UP.
And your welcome.
Hm, your right. If he were transexual, there would probably be no yaoi, which you would love.
And, damn, someone gave a list of who to kill? Who was on the list? I bet Tiedoll was, right?
-… It's too late… I am reading it now-
Hey, where is it?!
I love non-yaoi situations. And that list was just stupid!! Pretty much EVERYONE was on it, even me!! What the hell!!? (Yes, he was.)
11. coolgirl200:
I don't have any questions, but I just HAD to review. XD
I never really understood why everyone likes yaoi so much. I read a little of it sometimes, but I don't like it much. (Maybe that's because I'm a huge Allen/Lenalee supporter XD)
I've read some Mpreg fics. Despite one that was really well-written, all of it was pretty sick and wrong.
Well, Kanda, I actually think KandaXMugen is hilarious. XD *Hides* But I'm...kinda confused as to how that would work now. Good point...
- Coolgirl200
P.S. I don't really think you look THAT much like a girl, but my friend keeps saying my hair looks like your's. O_o (It's usually in a ponytail.)
-Hn.
I KNEW there was MoyashiXLenalee supporters somewhere. If she has him, I can't be with him, so let them be together!
Mpreg that is well written just makes it more sick.
Maybe you should look it up? I did… uggghhh…
There is nothing wrong with having hair like me!! Your friend is jealous!! Be proud.
12. CarinaAiko:
Hn, I don't find you stupid. You just never show how intelligent you actually are. Ain't that true? You said that I had a horrible way of describing people? That's interesting, because I'm pretty straight forward and too blunt. Seriously. So how's finding the person who's cursing you? Hm, I don't need any stuff to ask you because I know you'll recommend me something very nice yet violent. I am a sadist too. Moyashi will never get pregnant he's not a girl and neither will you.
Yaoi fans are screwed up, ne?
-I never really get the chance. Either Moyashi is around, being the super 'I-am-going-to-save-the-world character, or Lavi is there being ultra smart.
Its tough financing them, some of them live in very far away countries. Sadism is fun (when it involves the right people) and please tell the people on this website that? They don't really understand what anatomy is.
To right, they are.
13. kawaiikitsune09:
um... hi kanda-san,
this is the first time that i've writen a review... oh well...
you said that you can help me right... well i want your opinion on this, you see i was practically absent from school because it's just the practice of our performance on the school's foundation day...* sigh, i hate that time of year* and well my friends seem not to be not nice to me anymore they don't even tell me the things that i've missed for the days, and now i find out that there was some sort of stupid project on school! for once i want to just chop their heads of like you do with Lavi or Moyashi... hai~ i wish they would just be real with me you know... well they're kinda retarted anyways... acting like 4 year olds... *sigh* well that's just about it... hope you can help me with my predicament...
oh... i saw a doujin with you *ahem*doingthingstomugen... it's creepy... doing it with a sword... it's just completely you know disgusting...
oh well thanks kanda-san
-Hello.
Well, you see the thing is, your friends are arrogant bastards but they secretly wanted you in for that performance because they all suck without you being there. Who gives a damn if they are not nice!! Either find new friends or just go up to these ones and say:
"Hey, what the hell is going on around here?!"
And if they say nothing, seriously, get rid of them. Are they that worth it? People like to exclude people because it makes them feel better, but don't be put down by it. If they have felt a sense of achievement by doing this, then you must be a great person for them to feel under you like that.
Eggghhh?! I got all emotional there?! Why?! Why?!
I know, I saw it to. It is BURNED into my head… DAMN CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!
14. KHC3S:
Ok, first of all, I know this is unbelievably late, but I jsut have to get it out there that I HATE YAOI! I make a point in trying to understand people's life choices, but I just can't stand it when people pair you with Allen, or Lavi, or Tyki(is it just me, or is he the most creppy mother*er ever??!!)
Ahem, ok, enough ranting for now. No, wait, I have a bit more. I must admit that I wasn't too sure about your gender at first, and I sincerely apologise for that. But I totally get what you're saying about your hair; don't ever cut it, make a statement!
Ok, seriously, done with the ranting. But I do have one question, if it's not too personal. Who is the "person" you keep mentioning you were looking for? I can't stand a mystery like that haha.
-Its opk to be late, if you are fighting in my corner. It's horrible, right!?! And Tyki is just… I don't know what to call that thing.
You better apologise. I love to make statements, so it will stay like this.
Hey!! Didn't I say 'not to personal?' Just wait… I am sure Hoshino-sensei will run her mouth off about it sooner or later… invading my damn personal privacy… grrrr….
15. Keyte
Your guess would be totally correct. I am -so- tired.
Being Catholic sucks. I wouldn't suggest looking into it. You know who created the Vatican? Us Catholics. Who goes around picketing in front of abortion clinics? Who's not supposed to have a sex drive until you get married [even though that might totally work for you]? Whose families always end up having a million kids because they refuse to use birth control? Catholics and Catholics again! More bitterness. Right here. It's all good. I'm a bad Catholic. C:
You wouldn't understand. Being female doesn't offer a good amount of threatening ability - except I had to yell at two people today and now I think they're afraid of me.. xDD I thought it was funny. And it was fun, too. Especially yelling at the guy who's stalking my best friend. I hope he dies.
Anyway... Your grammar really has improved! I would say I was proud of you, but I'm too lazy to be proud. So you just get an imaginary gold star sticker. Hope you're happy with it. And please don't ever call me Kiete-sensei. That would be weird. I teach people, yes, but not people like you. No offense. If I was teaching someone like you sommat face-to-face, it would be chaos. I have zero patience for people who don't understand things — another reason it's hard to deal with little kids — and that usually leads to me generally being an angry **. Nobody likes that. C:
Questions, huh? I... guess I don't really have any. I mean, other than something completely random and unrelated. I dunno, maybe how much green tea you drink in a week. Or maybe sommat like how long your hair really is. I dunno. Personal questions are kind of boring. Unless I asked your professional opinion on Tyki, or something. ;D Just professional. Nothing else. I promise. But aside from that... I don't really have any questions. But I do have one last comment. I read a doujin with you and Mugen in it once, a while back. It... was strange, yes, but... special, in its own little way. I guess. Even if it was disturbing. Morbidly. xDD Don't ever read it. It'll scar you for life. And now that I've got that out of the way, there's really nada left.
Keep on keepin' on, man. xDD It's been fun, keeping up this little chat, but if it's time to move on, it's time to move on. So, I guess this'll be peace out for the last time. How sad. D: Don't die.
PEACE OUT.
-Tired of life?
Some of that catholic stuff seems ok (basically, I am just talking about the marriage thing). Wow, you really are a bad catholic. How about converting sometime?
That's right, show them who is who!! I hate wimps. And your friend has a stalker? How about telling the police? They would love that. Or maybe the police are corrupt where you live?
Yay, gold sticker. Hah, don't worry, I wouldn't ever call you that. Hey!! I do understand things, you just got to have patience. I know how you feel, I HATE children.
Personal questions lead me to think how much time you thought about them. My professional opinion on Tyki? I think that he has a good ability to fight but his arrogance lets him down. That's all.
I READ IT.
Aw, but you were my favourite. I'll try not to die anytime soon.
Good bye.
16. The Autumn Alchemist:
Well, since people are doing this, I might as well do it too. *Laughs* Anyways, Kanda. I've got three (note the numerical number 3 ) words for you. Get. A. Life! I may be a fan of yours, but if you continue to be like this after the war, what'll happen to you when you survive? Don't you want your line to continue? Or are you too self-centered to even think that far?
Okay, that was harsh, but I had to throw that at you. Now, back onto the subject. Yaoi, I like. DGray Man pairings with you, Kanda, I like, but I'm not twisted enough to make an original version because of a request. The story I made was when I as at least 14, now 16, but you should know, at least I understand where you are coming from from us fangirls. We (a large portion of the female population) don't like it when a large portion of the male population like to see girls kissing and *ing (why don't you use your vocabulary to figure out the four letter word before 'ing') each other. No pointing Mugen at me, unless you want to deal with Itsuwari Hikaru and Yami *flicks single katana out to show I have them*
Next subject. I laugh at mpreg! What is up with that? All I can say is, it's loco! (Loco=crazy in spanish) Think me crazy and all, but if you want to start a fight, you go at me, the one with my own swords. Don't you pick a fight with any other girl (or guy) who can't stand up for theirself without a weapon. Or you'l fear my wrath! Mwa ha ha ha! *Is smacked in the head by friend* ...You can kill her though *points at friend.*
...Looking through this, I must seem very crazy to you. Gomen nasai, Kanda-san. But if you get my general points, then please don't kill me. Onegai? No killing Choaji please. He new and you may treat him like any other newbie, but please, people try. Allen is Allen, maltutrition and abandonment do that to stunt growth. That's why he's short. I'm short because of genetics, but am at least a few inches taller than Allen-san. Lavi... he's funny but you paired up with him is like... trying to at something sweet to a meal that can't be sweetened at all. You with Allen... *guilty look* at least I don't do anything else to instigate it! My story was a request only!
Anyways, sorry you have to read my pointless review. Hope you solve any problems you have with Komui, no killing him or Lenalee will probably crush your skull in with Dark Boots.
The-Autumn-Alchemist (If you haven't guessed, I love science/chemistry)
-Hey, I HAVE A LIFE. I just live it hard and fast, like true warriors do. Hopefully I won't die until I have accomplished something.
But surely some fan girls have boyfriends?! What will THEY think when they see their girlfriends reading/looking at Yaoi?! And I point Mugen wherever I want to. No, not like that.
It IS crazy, yet it exists. I don't like to fight if the other isn't armed. Its just dishonourable. And will your friend put up a better or worse fight then you if she can smack you in the head? I wonder…
Yeah, you do seem kind of crazy. Don't worry, I will spare him, or my ass will be on the line. I think everyone is a few inches taller than him. Stop with your blatant yaoi parings!!! Once you have read it, your purity is soiled!!
Tell me about it... that girl is dangerous.
I hate science. Alchemist? Didn't they all die out years ago?
17. whiteninjaalchemist:
o.o people pair Kanda with Mugen? That is so sick on so many levels. How do you love a object that is used to kill floating ballons of evil? That is when the world is over run by fangirls and crazy boys who are gay. Peace out people! Get a hold of your self!
(Sorry for using the review as a rant item.)
-I know, I KNOW. I have no idea, but someone obviously found a way… eghhh…. THANK GOD. That single sentence sums up just about everything that needed to be said here!!
Its ok, you made a lot of sense.
18. E. R. Burke:
No death of Chaoji? Well darn! But I can't say I blame you. God knows what Tiedoll would make you do. He's WAY too cheery for my taste. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice enough person. Just, not somebody I could ever hold a conversation with unless I planned on bashing my head into the wall at the same time. (I'm a gloomy being by nature.)(And violent.)
... I was not aware that anybody paired you with Mugen. That's concerning. I really don't know what to say about that one.
Alright Kanda, I have a question that only somebody who knows what its like to get into a fight will understand. Such people are in short order where I live. To save room, just read the whole little story and then answer. 21 pages is overkill... Not too long ago at my school I beat up a guy because he was being rude to my friend. I didn't get into trouble because everybody in the school (including the teachers and our officer who screamed "I WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF" at him during the little interrogation that happened after) like him. However, the little twit has managed to weasel his way back into my presence. He hasn't done anything to me or so much as talked to me since the incident, but he's just too close for comfort (hanging around my friends, walking unnecessarily by my locker, etc). I also don't think I could get away with attempted murder a second time. What do I do about the annoying stalker?
As for the hairtie problem, have you ever tried putting those really strong rat traps in your hairtie box? Lavi might be a Bookman, but he doesn't even have an attention span. Well... he does if there's a cute girl walking by... or he's braiding your hair apparently... other than that though, I've seen no evidence of ability to focus. Back to the point, he's not likely to see the rat traps until it's just a little too late.
Ps- If you aren't going to kill Chaoji, what about that one really creepy guy Lenalee doesn't like. Um... I can't remember how to spell his name... He's the guy with the obviously fake eyebrows (somebody MUST have glued those on his face) and Hitler mustache. Levierrer or something like that?
-Exactly.
He IS a nice person, but his attitude REALLY annoys me. I am glad you share my views.
READ IT. IT WILL KILL YOU.
You beat up a guy? Good for you!! Little punk, he deserved it!! However, stalkers are not fun. (I should know…) the best thing to do is go up to him when he is in the act of doing such a thing, and then saying "Hey, what's your problem?! Why are you stalking me?!" Reeeaaaallly loud, and then people will hear, and unless he want's his butt kicked a second time, he will stay away. Or, he'll try to hit you. If he does, then he'll get in trouble for starting it. Its all good. And if the teachers hate him… then everyone on your side!!
Heh.
Rap traps… hmmm… I'll have to invest in those. A lot of them. I hope he gets hurt. your right, he's smart, but his low attention span is troublesome for both him, and the people he works with.
Oh, him? If I did, he would kill me (or, he would try to). After all, he one of the heads of the Order. However, next time I see him, I will accidentally drop Mugen, who will be out of its sheath, onto his foot.
Yes, I HATE him too. Damn sadist…
19. UnbornHope:
... Well I must say, I was incredibly shocked to get this update. I would miss you, even if you are not (though you should be.. No offense intended) dead.
Maybe not 'technically', but a chan you shall stay. Ne, Kanda-chan? (-snicker-) And I definitly did not. He is the only person in that organization (temporarily, of course) that has a decent sense of humor. Yours, well... You end up killing people in your sense of humor. 'Lord'- 'Lawd' in the end it's the same, just with my incredibly awsome dialect. It'd be hard to hate you, even if Lawd forbade it, for the next step under Lawd made you exist, and I cannot dislike anything she does.
There is no doubts in that. I have a question, if you don't mind of course. After you find this person (I am going to assume that is what you consider your purpose) what are you going to do? I hope you're not expecting your life to end then and there. Girl thoughts are like boy thoughts, just different intentions and what-not. If I ever did see you cuddle a kitten, I'd assume it's an ironically 'Kanda-looking' cosplayer with bad acting skills. You save humans on the way, do you not? 'The Ebil Peoples' are just that. Ebil peoples. Although, some might call them the pawns of the Millenium Earl.
Oh, well thank you very much. Your rants are quite... nice to read as well. I will regret the day either die. But it will happen, no doubts on that. Hm, that's a good idea. He probably wouldn't get too upset, although he wouldn't come near me while I'm on the computer for awhile.
My fanfictions? No, I write fluffy stuff. I have not written a yaoi, so my fanfictions are mostly just little friendship fluff stuff. I just prefer yaoi only when it's er.. violent. 'Cause that's what men are. Violent. The law is okay, but I don't do things for it's sake, but for my morals'. In the end, it means little to my actions. Ah, it's so hard some times to get correct information. But it's at least I get some weight of my shoulders. I was worried of her. .. I do not wish to know what you consider 'nice' and 'friendly'.
You could always ask Komui. He always has crazy stuff like that. But then again... never mind. About that whole 'Not dead' thing. You sure you're not dead? Some spirits don't know they're dead for awhile... Nah, I live in the country side, on the land. But it sure would be nice to live in a clouds... Randomness and weird ideas are nicer than you think. You should try poofin' up some some time.
-I'm not dying anytime soon. Get over it.
Damn you!! I'm not a CHAN!! I have a sense of humour! It's just hard to understand it sometimes. And Lawd is a she now?! Since when?!
… My life will end in some sense when I find them, for it's my purpose. I might possibly die, because I know its not going to be easy finding them at all. And yes, I save people as an extra, because I can, and I WILL NEVER cuddle a kitten. Damn cosplayers.
They will die, and it will probably be the end of the world (that baka Hoshino will see to that). He WOULD'NT be upset?! What?! Is he insane?!!
Yes, friendship is good. Men are violent. But then again, look at some women. Look at Lenalee. She's more violent then anybody takes her for. She's better now. I don't know what weird yet common illness she had this time. My NICE and FRIENDLY is… talking, and having green tea. Then I'll get mad and do something that is totally expected of me to do.
If I was dead, would I be able to type?! Randomness is for stupid people. I prefer logic. But, I do have a random idea. What if Moyashi didn't exist? Would we all be dead? Would the world be better? Would there be a Moyashi replacement that was even worse than he was at fighting?
We may never know.
20. Seengot:
What are you, **?
Can you stop saying baka all the time when your writing in English? It makes you look like an idiot. Sorry, forgot you are one.
馬鹿
You get angry easily, that's not an admirable trait to have. Keep it up and some raper is going to shoot you on the street. Real nice. How do you know Soubi and Ritsuka aren't your parents? For all you know I could be your real parent...if I was about twenty years older, I'm only fourteen, and not a ** like Allen. Its not like when your born you can remember the face of your mother anyways. Also, you're probably not a virgin anyways. Komui probably raped you or had someone rape you just to see what would happen.
Yes, I am a genius. You are a gay pedo and you give the Japanese people a bad name.
-Wow. What the hell happened to you? Didn't you used to be fun?
Be arrogant, if you want. "Arrogance makes a strong person, ignorance makes them weak."
Learn from that.
20. Kiarra-Chan:
Ok! I've been thinking a fan fic about you, but I need your input!
-PM me, Kiarra-chan.
21. WrathofMugen
Hello again..*grimaces* H-how can you be paired with Mugen!! I agree Kanda-sama people who have the time to actually write about you being paired up with inanimate objects need to get a life. Which reminds me I did see this doujinshi once with you and Mugen paired up...well not really it was the hell's insects, and let me tell you, Kanda-sama *shivers* it was really scary and disturbing! Even then people made you the uke! I mean what the *! *crosses arms* now a question to ask... What do you think about all the doujinshi books people make with the characters of -Man? Some of them have really creepy pairings. For example KomuixMoyashi-chan! That is disgusting! -Wrath of Mugen
-Tell me about it!! You should really see it. Go on, look for it. Its disturbing. Wait a sec… THAT'S THE ONE!! THAT'S IT!!!!! I saw it!! It was horrible!!! Gahh!!!
I think some of them actually have good artwork in them and actually look like us. I think the yaoi/yuri one are horrible. KOMUIXMOYASHI… See, the thing is, as long as Moyashi hangs around with Lenalee, Komui will hate him, so that paring is literally stupid.
22. SengetsuPwnzU:
-reappears- miss me? -.- ok that was a stupid question, i know you didnt.
ANYWAY, lets get on with this...
-Thank you, i have a healthy level of gangirl-ism for all my favorite anime/characters...though sometimes i go a little crazy with them :sweatdrop:
-Well, i dont know about liking it, but they never complain when we're watching/reading it
-um, yes you are girly, if not completely then just half way
-Lavi!? why him?! yes you guys would would probably make a good couple(even if im sure it wouldnt last because you dont like relationships and lavi has to be bookman sooner or later) but still?!?!
-No! you must now live with the fact the you choose Lavi(of all people in the anime) for the rest of your life XP
-As from above, who in the intire anime would you rather get paired up with? answer for both male and female please? And i swear if you pick General Tiedoll i will literally laugh my fuking ** off
-Yes she is!! shes distracting Allen-kun away from you with her so called "good looks" -gags-
-lmfao HOW did i know you were going to react like this?! rotfl Oh, and i can say- that because this is America(over here anyway, i dont really care where the ** you are right now) and here we can say anything we want so XP!!
and dont denie it! you must've done it sometime or another. Unless..-evil glint in eye-you actually are seeing someone?? On another note are you even a virgin? cuz that would be kinda sad for someone your age
and i am not a "baka" im mental ^,.,^
-OK, if the internet stop people from doing that stuff then you didnt really kill Allen and Lavi, yiou just wrote it down!! 0.0 YAY!! -runs and hugs now ALIVE Allen and Lavi-
--.-...thats still thinking about killing. And why Allen?! what did he ever do to you?! its not like he kissed you like in "Naruto" or something...wait, did he? Did you kiss back?! TELL ME!! lol
-yes ive noticed that, ive actually read some of them and your replies...your really mean you know that..
--kisses cheek again- haha! what are you going to do about it?!and i know im a freak, im a proud freak, so nothing you say to me will afend me cause ill always take it as a compliment
-0.0 what? it is?! No fair!!
-About whiteninjaalchmist's review, yay! glad to see more of my friends are reading this(holy ** your like a fuking disease or something) you 'love' her?! i thought you didnt love anybody!
-yes it is the truth, but people have this little thing called "imagination," so we can make anything we want come true. thats why the motto of Fanfiction is "Unlease Your Imagination" duh! so i could make you one of those preppy, chearleading girls that falls in love with Allen(the Quarterback or some **) if i wanted too! so XP
:__:__:__:__:__:
now what you've learned...
-no duh, not alot of people read that ** anyway so how are we suppose to know?
-well that ONE person is messed up!(more so then me)
-I AM NOT!! im jealous FOR you sence you cant seem to use the proper emotions a person needs to live...and plus i just dot like her
-YAY! COOKIES FOR EVERONE!! 0.0 wtf?! i take that back! MINE MINE!
-if you hate him, then kill him! no 1s going to miss him! it'll be a quick, easy job
-ok the whole pairing you with Mugan thing, thats gross. I even found one where 'first illusion' was real and your sperm was its food!!
well ja-ne, koi! until next time!! ^,.,^ -disappears-
-No, I didn't. Heh.
Don't worry, you are not alone. A LOT of people go crazy over them. And I am not girly, FULL STOP. And I would HAVE to choose him over MOYASHI. I would kill him within the first thirty minutes, though.
GENERAL?!?! I'M NOT SICK.
…. If I had to pick?
…… I really don't want to say…
… Lenalee.
Now go die please. AND IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY, SHE IS A GIRL, AND SHE DOESN'T GET ON MY NERVES. THAT IS IT!!
Damn American. STOP PRYING INTO MY LIFE. YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS TO ALL THOSE QUESTIONS, OK?!?! Yes, you are 'mental'. And I kill those too in my mind, its very satisfying, too.
HE DID NOT KISS ME, OR COME NEAR ME AT ALL. I wouldn't allow him too. Hey, I am not mean!! Look how nice I am being now!! Nice!! I I will have to shower ten times over to get rid of your kissing!!
I love her in a metaphorical way. HOW CAN I BE A CHEERLEADING GIRL?!!?!?!!
You are totally jealous of Lenalee. I know killing Chaoji will be easy, but I just can't. I KNOW, THAT WAS THE ONE I READ. I am scared…
23. xXDeath-N'-HellXx:
Dear baKanda, (Grins)
Hokay. I know this is the 5th chapter and all, but I'm gonna be answering your questions from your first chapter.
Ok, let's start with why people think you look like a girl. Well, as much as i hate to admit it, it's your hair. Although it is totally awesome. (I'm Japanese...) (It doesn't really look that girly though, if you think about it. If a girl had your hair style, they would have some part of their hair a bit different, not all of it entirely strait. Girl's seem to want to make their hair look more interesting than necessary...) Most people have this retarded idea in their heads that, if a guy has long hair, they MUST look like a girl, even if all the rest of their features are completely and utterly male.
Now, because of this dumb-** idea, they think you look quite sexy with another guy. They also find that, your personality (Cold, bitter,spiteful, murderous, etc, etc...) is perfect to mold into a stupid-hidden-emotional-personality. In other words, they seem to like to make it seem that even though you seem very cold on the outside, inside, you care very deeply about all your comrades, and especially one individual guy. (That guy varies...)
Which is complete **.
It's pretty obvious if you watch/read the anime/manga that you are almost completely heartless, (no offense, it's true though) and wouldn't give a second thought of leaving behind someone if they proved to be a nuisance.
And personally, I don't understand why they do yaoi with you.
I mean, I get that a lot of girls, (excluding me... wait, I'm not really into that stuff... I'm 12...) feel a need to see two hot guys making out, but why with YOU? You're the least likely person to ever do anything like that. And seriously... you (Kanda) and ...Allen...?
That is pathetic.
You two hate each other more than Zeus hates Hades, and all those girls out there think it's hot when you two make out? Yeah, I like love-hate relationships, but that is going TOO FAR. And you and Lavi also don't make any sense. You hate him nearly as much as you hate Allen.
And to tell you the truth, most of those Yaoi stories SUCK. They make you (Kanda) really gentle and emotional, and then the other, Lavi for instance, really emo... I'd hurl on my own will if vomit didn't taste so bad.
(Looks up) Oh... wow. Sorry, that turned out to be really long...
D-n-h
- Grrrr… It's Kanda…
Thank you for your complement. I think my hair is fine, but I wont change it for anyone. Your Japanese? Wow, you are like the… first person I think, I have met on here, a FANFICTION site, that is actually Asian. it's a shock, really. I think that I girl would look… weird with my hair, but that is just me. Damn these girls, eh? They completely ignore the rest of me!!
Inside, I am as cold as I am outside. Its no mask, I am what I am, and I have said that before. I don't get emotional, I don't cry, and I DON'T kiss boys!! Even though that guy varies, it is usually… MOYASHI.
Don't worry, I am heartless. I don't really care about most of the people around me, because if there is a job to be done, It SHOULD be completed, even if a few people are lost along the way. They are just faces. Nothing else.
Hn, neither do I.
Your 12? Well, I really admire the way you talk here then. Don't get into that stuff. It'll ruin you. It'll NEVER EVER happen in a million years, for as long as I am breathing.
Lavi is as annoying as hell, and he just doesn't shut up. If anyone thought me and Moyashi were polar opposites, we are not. Me and LAVI are.
Lavi isn't emo. He is emotional, but he is happy. And I don't do emotions. It doesn't suit me. They all do suck quite a bit, actually. Gentle? No, that defiantly isn't me.
Its fine. I like you. Your one of the rare people that make sense. To bad you didn't find me earlier.
Its all over.
Don't expect and emotional goodbye. Lenalee will probably edit all the swear words out of it. Yes, she IS watching me whilst I am writing this. And now she is hitting me!! Damn woman, can't you see I am typing?! Leave me alone!! I can't concentrate on two things at one!!
Anyhow, look at the niceness of this chapter compared to the other ones. NICE. ITS ALL NICE. Uhh, I feel violated. At least I was able to express personal opinion. She hasn't taken that away from me yet!! (Ouch, she hit me again.) Luckily, she can't tell some on my comments apart from yours, so she doesn't spot a lot of stuff. (Heh.)
So, it's the end of the road. Some of you were quite fun to talk too. (I have my personal favourites, but I am not going to share them with you. You'll know if I like you or not. Lenalee says; "Don't say things like that! You'll sound grumpy!" … to late.)
Some of you I just want to gut with a pen knife- I mean, hug and be friendly to.
I learn a lot of things, like I learnt about Yaoi, Mpreg, Yuri, MeXMugen fanfic's, the 'Lawd', why Timcampy likes to stalk me, that some people here are WAY TO YOUNG, why some people like to deliberately wind me up, and then get angry when I shout at them and call them names, how to speak/write in a grammatically correct way, what hair styles I could have but never will get, I had reasons why I look like a girl, why people think I am gay, and why they pair e with Moyashi/Lavi, people requesting threesomes, and people asking advice from me.
Wohoo. Its been an interesting journey. Now, back to my life. I have Akuma to slay, people to find, and the earl to track. They are all way more important than fanfiction. You never know; one day, I MIGHT write one. Then you'll all see… I'll slaughter your 'Mary sues'…
Anyhow! I hope you live your lives (what lives?! Seriously, you Yaoi freaks!!) happily, and I hope you don't die anytime soon.
Oh, and if you answer back to this chapter, I'll rant at you. And you don't want that. Actually, some of you might. Baka no fangirls…pftt.
Good bye.
Kanda.
PS: Lenalee showed me how to type 'smilies'. Like this: (: It means 'happy'. And ): is 'sad'. Unfortunately, they are sideways, so technically they are nothing. I don't really know when to use them, nor do I plan on using them.
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Grrr.. I'm going to be forced into writing another chapter, aren't I?