Chapter 2 is now up and I just want to say that if the name of the fic sucks, I'm sorry. I was looking for fittingness, once again, sorry. Also, I originally intended for this to be humor too but I think there won't be enough funny bits for it to count as humor. Until I can actually tell which genre this fits in it will be General. Since there's not much else to say (errr, type) I'll leave you to the fic. Enjoy!
"Are you telling me that I had a demon beast here all this time!?" Dedede boomed; surprised at what Waddle Doo told him. "You never really know a guy until a cycloptic midget eavesdrops on him" Escargon said, getting a whack on the head by Waddle Doo's spear handle. Escargon, tired of getting nailed on the head all the time, picked up Dedede's hammer, which that was a little hard to do because of the mallet's weight, and whacked Waddle Doo away golfer style. Dedede started laughing harder at what he witnessed before Escargon hit him. Of course, Escargon got himself in big trouble with the king.
It was decided that starting easy for the grounded knight would be a good idea, considering he acted a little violent when Bun suggested pushing him off a cliff. Meta Knight stood on a branch from the tree next to Kirby's house. "No one else is around right?" Meta Knight asked, tightly wrapping his cape around his body. "Tokkori not poyere!" Kirby told the group as he exited the house. Unwrapping his cape and turning it into a pair of wings he jumped from the branch… and face planted on the ground. Bun chuckled as silently as he could so the bat winged puffball couldn't hear him but he was still heard and got bitchslapped by Meta Knight's wing. Meta Knight got back up on the branch and prepared to jump again. Blade looked to Sword and said to him "I think someone should try to catch him if he doesn't stay up" Meta Knight jumped off and hovered in place for only a moment before falling and landing on Warrah's back (not on the spikes of course). "I think foxhound's got this covered" Sword told the green knight. Meta Knight went back on the branch again and said "This is getting stupid very quickly" The Wolfwrath look-alike, in his default magenta color, barked and seemed ready to catch him. Meta Knight jumped and tried to fly but just couldn't stay aloft for too long. Warrah scrambled and thought he was at the right spot to catch the falling knight but he landed on Fumu. Kirby looked at the two and wanted to be sure they were alright. "All I've been doing is falling like a rock" Meta Knight bluntly stated. "Impatient" Kirby squeaked, managing to say a word without saying 'poyo'. "Kirby's right, you need to be more patient" Fumu told Meta Knight. Toramizu stepped out of the bushes and started licking his paw, apparently curious about what was going on. The liger watched as Meta Knight got back on the branch, jumped, and crash landed on his two apprentices. The cub couldn't help but laugh along with Bun. Meta Knight angrily glared at the two before trying, and failing, again. This time he landed on Bun, but he did land on his feet. "At least he's already improved his landing" Fumu commented. Toramizu laughed even harder until Meta Knight whacked the liger with one of his wings. "Isn't that animal abuse?" BlueDragon questioned as she landed down. She noticed Meta Knight's wings and only said "Cool, about time you showed those things" surprising the others. "How did you know about the wings?" Sword asked the dragon. "That's for me to know and for you to… actually, I don't think you'll ever find out how" the dragon answered. She turned her attention from Sword to Meta Knight and told him "When you're falling, try gliding down instead of crashing on everyone".
Dedede called Costumer Service and immediately questioned him "How come you never told me Meta Knight's a demon beast!" Costumer Service looked peeved "Because I'd rather not remember him and his equally rebellious brother!" Dedede and Escargon were confused about the last part he mentioned. "He has a brother?" "Don't remind me of the nuisance. They disobeyed every command, insulted everyone, even pulling pranks!" the salesman told the two before thinking to himself 'Nightmare seemed pretty mad about them leaving but I say good riddance!' Escargon came up with an idea and whispered it to the king. "Looks like I gotta go" Dedede said before terminating the call to Nightmare Co. He got the Waddle Dees ready and ordered them to do the first part of the plan. The Waddle Dees scrambled off with their nets ready.
"Put more effort into flapping!" BlueDragon called out to Meta Knight as he fell once again, crashing on Fumu. Toramizu yawned as Kirby continued to scratch behind the cub's ear. Warrah sat beside Sword and Blade and was licking a struggling Sword while Blade stepped away; not wanting to be the next one drowning in the wolf's spit. Warrah stopped licking when Meta Knight glided overhead. "Hey, you're gliding!" Bun exclaimed. Meta Knight landed back down a few yards away and got back up. Before he could get back to the group he was caught in a net by one of the Waddle Dees. "What the-!" Meta Knight unsheathed Galaxia and cut through the net. He sliced at the Waddle Dees but only to cut up their nets. The now unarmed Waddle Dees fled before they were next to be hacked apart. Putting Galaxia back in its scabbard he walked back to the others. "Sir, look out!" Sword and Blade shouted. But before he could react a Waddle Dee used its net to tie him up. Kirby, Sword, Blade, Warrah, and BlueDragon gave chase at the Waddle Dee as the others kept up. They ran into the castle but before the five could catch the Waddle Dee the throne room door slammed into their faces and they were locked out. They slumped to the floor, dizzy from getting hit on the head.
Inside the throne room, Meta Knight struggled to free himself from the net. "Looks like the cat's out of the bag" Dedede said. Meta Knight glared at the king as he continued to struggle. "Why didn't you say anything about being a demon beast?" Escargon interrogated. Meta Knight growled at him and started using the claws on his wings to cut the net while the penguin and snail weren't looking. "Talk!" Dedede commanded, before the knight cut himself free and kicked Dedede where it hurt the most. Escargon backed away but Meta Knight ran up to the snail and stabbed Escargon's arm with a wing claw before lifting and tossing him at the king. Dedede and Escargon hastily got up and tried to head for the door but Meta Knight threw the nearest (and at the moment only) chair at them. The winged knight grabbed Dedede by the back of the neck and slammed him at the door. The door was knocked down and crashed on the five that were slumped against the door and knocked them out cold. Meta Knight threw Dedede against the wall with so much force the wall cracked. He then kicked the king and the wall collapsed, Dedede falling while Meta Knight hovered back into the castle. He turned his attention back to Escargon and threw him out the hole in the wall. Fumu and Bun then noticed that his eyes were red as he muttered "Bastards". His eyes returned back to their yellow glow afterward as he looked around and noticed the destruction. "What happened?"
Looks like Meta Knight can't recall what happened. Could it have something to do with the wings? That you'll have to find out later in the next chapter! Don't forget to review!