(The wednesday100 topic was "Li'l Smallville Characters". This was the least sick Darn drabble I could come up with.)

Lana held a number of strong opinions.

Lewis was "Daddy". Every other man was "Dummy". (Lewis encouraged her in this one a little.)

Every story with a Princess also had to have a Frog. Disney videos gave her tantrums, because of all the Frogless Princesses.

Food had to be green. Laura supposed she should be glad. Lana got plenty of vegetables. Laura just added food-coloring to other things.

For her two-year-old birthday, Laura made green cupcakes. Lana was delighted. She licked all the frosting off hers, then smashed it pancake-flat, looked at her sticky hand and smiled.

"Darn!" she crowed.