(… I had this chapter ready like what, four days ago?! That just shows how busy I am.)

I hope you guys read my last chapter.

Now, to rant about what that was about.

Results. Yeah, I got results from that last chapter. I was pretty much in cahoots with Moyashi about it (shocking, I know, but personal messaging each other through here is the best way to annoy him- also, he said we were eloping!! Damn him!! I mean seriously, when he PM's me annoying things, I have to go to his profile, click on his PM, then I have to sign in, I get the image thing wrong because it is impossible to read, then when I sign in, I have to write the message, and then send it!! So fricken time consuming!!). I was shocked to find the responses I had.

People were enjoying it.

Now, this isn't a joke. Sure, people that are 18 or over can enjoy that sort of thing; whether they would want to is a matter of self choice. However, apart from the fact that very little opposed it, a lot of the people who were for it were underage. Yes, very underage. Some of you were completely stunned by the fact that it could be true (what?!) instead of the fact that you were reading something that isn't right.

Let me say it simply. By 'isn't right', I am not referring to people being gay. I am someone who is not gay. Write about me being gay or whatever, having sex with Moyashi, or Lavi, or whoever the hell, but still, I am not gay. Saying that, I don't really have an issue with gay people (though it may seem like I do, I actually don't really care about other peoples sexuality, surprisingly). Now, its all 'well and dandy' writing fic's where we kiss and make out and stuff, but as much as I hate it, I am outnumbered on this site by yaoi fans, right?

However, this isn't a rant about gay people, me and my relationship (or lack of) with them, or how old you are. This is about something different.

Think about what I wrote. From what I wrote, did it sound like Moyashi was enjoying what I was doing? Now, was I enjoying what I was doing? And what about Lavi?

See, the thing I am talking about is, of course, rape. Oh yeah, right, its ok to write about characters raping each other online, of course. But… is it really that enjoyable to read, too? It baffles me that anyone would want to read about people forcefully having sex with other people, especially because some of you people are way to young to be reading any of this.

So, to be writing fic's where me and Moyashi rape each other? Is that really acceptable?

Would you like to get raped? Would you like to read other people getting raped, if they were not online?

No?

Well then, there you go.

In case you are wondering, 'OMG y is he not bein funni and stuffz an y he moan at us? Wat is wron wit him 2day? Lol it stupi d cuz I dunt realy care about wat he sayz.'

I am just a person. True, I have little emotion or feeling for many of you or anyone else, but you see, I am still a someone, and I have things I need to sort out.

I guess you can say I am going through a pretty rough time at the moment. All those half-Akuma have put the HQ on edge. I have some people to talk to, and unfortunately, some stuff to drag up from the past. I have got Lenalee following me for information and Moyashi trying (and failing) to suss it all out. I also have half of the Asian branch on my case.

I know you guys are itching to get your hands on my past, but you are going to have to wait a while. In case you didn't know, there is a holiday in Japan called 'Golden week', and it held up Hoshino-sensei. Then, that god-damn wrist injury came back, and so she was advised not to draw because of that. Then, finally, she is in trouble for 'plagiarizing' someone else's manga.

Che…

Its annoying enough seeing that people think I am a ROBOT (gee, what the hell do you think?!), and also I heard somewhere that someone thought I was created by petals from a flower (…ok, what the hell).But now, I have all this shit at HQ, and it stresses me out so much that I want to go an rant to people about any old nonsense!!

I need to get out of this ugly place, but unfortunately, I am under orders to stay put. How annoying.

Doesn't the suspense kill you?

Because, it appears to be killing me. Unfortunately, I am going to disappear for a week. Hah, I doubt you'll miss me, but there are more important things at play here.

Gomen.

Moyashi, I need you for something. Hurry up and get your useless, unimportant self to the common room.

-Kanda.

PS: For your enjoyment, so this chapter isn't a TOTAL waste of your precious, yaoi reading time, here is a mary-sue fic involving me. Yay.

Once upon a time, there was a girl; but she was not just any girl, but a girl born in a poor village in Japan (which was not destroyed or anything). Also, she was coincidently an orphan. When she was three, her parents died in a fire or something like that. And she had no other family, too.

She had stunning good looks: she was born with green eyes that fade to blue and then to gold, and she had bright blonde hair and amazingly big breasts, even if she was like, three or something. Also, she had cat ears and a cat tail, and an amazing figure.

Her name was Sakura Hakuyoshimura.

But, she was even more special than that.

For she was the innocence Heart. Yes, she was just that powerful. Her innocence, called 'Super nya nya GO', gave her the power to become a cat and scratch Akuma to death!! She defeated her first Akuma at the age of five like some sort of prodigy, and then homed her powers in the 'mystical mountains' of Japan to get strong.

Ten years later, after a giant plot hole which sees her somehow surviving on her own, she suddenly discovered the black order, and went straight to HQ (despite being in Asia), and met Allen walker randomly who obviously had nothing to do but wait for some random girl to appear.

ZOMG, who is this extremely hot girl? Moy- I mean, Allen thought. I must kiss her, she is that hot!!

"Hello, my name is Sakura Hakuyoshimura!" She giggled, and the boys heart fluttered for the girl he had only known for a few minutes. His breath had halted; she was just that pretty!

"I am looking for Kanda, whose name I suddenly know."

"Why?" Allenasked.

"Because," she breathed in, "He is my half brother. He just never knew because no-one told him."

"Gasp!!" Allen gasped. "Lets find him!!"

And so, Sakura and Allen walked around the HQ, where she meets Lenalee.

"Welcome to HQ, bitch!" Lenalee spat. Of course, she was totally jealous of this girl because she had such good looks and she had nothing. And she also hated the fact the girl was randomly holding hands with Allen.

"Whatever, you fucking slut, like I have time to deal with you!!" And with that Sakura fly-kicked Lenalee in the head, and Lenalee could do nothing about it because she was not as powerful as Sakura, and so she fell through a wall and Allen didn't care. Lenalee lay in a pile of brick, head bleeding, but yet again, they just walked past her.

"God, I hate her!" Sakura hissed.

"Yes, so do I!" Allen agreed, taking her hand again. "Now, lets go find my best friend, Kanda!"

They walked around a little more and then somehow found Kanda's room in the sea of identical rooms, and then knocked on the door. It was unlocked like it is in so many fanfictions these days, and so the two walked in.

Kanda was sitting on the floor, crying like some pathetic wimp whilst he cradled the glass that had his lotus flower in it. Also, his hair wasn't tied up. And he was only wearing his trousers.

"Kanda!" Sakura shouted. Kanda looked up, and then sighed. It was the perfect picture of beauty at his door! How cute! How lovely! He knew he loved her… but what was she doing holding Allen's hand?!

"OMG don't hold her hand!!" Kanda stood up and tossed the flower somewhere like it wasn't connected to his life or anything. "I love her!!"

"I also love her!!" Allen pushed her behind him. "Don't worry; I'll protect you!!"

And then, the two had an epic battle in which they hit each other and used there innocence's and Sakura did nothing about it except stand there and say 'Kawaii desu!!" to everything.

Finally, the two broke apart, and Kanda was randomly stabbed in the heart.

"NOOOO I have something to tell you!" Sakura ran to his side and held him close.

"Anything… my love…" He coughed up blood. "I love you… I would die a thousand times for you, I would cross the ocean for you, I would have your children-"

"Kanda, I am your half sister yet I still love you, and I am not afraid of incest!!"

"ROFL I had a half sister?!"

And then Kanda started crying and she kissed away his tears and then he died and no-one bothered to bury him like the idiots they are. She then turned to Allen.

"Bu-but I also love you!!" Allen cried.

"YOU MURDERER!!! But, you are so hot, I still love you!!"

And then those two got married and Allen became pregnant with twins. He later gave birth to them and Sakura named them Allen jr and Sakura jr.

The end.

See how cool that is? MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL WRITE LIKE DIS OMG WE CUD B SO COOL.

Please, someone tell me, why is it that in most of the fic's I die in, I and up getting stabbed in the heart?! That's not cool!!

Also keep requesting fanfiction. I am writing some of those requests now. Much fun to be had here.

Anyhow, see you all in a weeks time. I'll try not to get stressed/die in that time (…).

(And stop the rape-writing. It's horrible.)