Blah blah blah, happy birthday, yeah, I got it. The day of a mans birth isn't as nearly as spectacular as the day he accomplishes something great. Remember that, fan girls. God, I am dreading the 'Happy-birthday!' PM's I KNOW I am going to get. Che… I don't care what day it is, a day is a day.
Anyway, back to the important things. I AM PISSED.
What the hell!! The Order are trying out 'Lapbooks' or whatever the hell they are called on us, and I hate it already! We can't even use the computers because they are being 'upgraded'!! I thought they were going to be fast and do the job, like they are supposed to, but I have this thing for little more than a month, and its already broken!!
Every time I turn it on, the screen flickers for a random amount of time, and then it turns off altogether. Sometimes it happens instantly, sometimes it doesn't. Why the hell is it doing this?! I can't write if the screen turns off, doesn't it understand that!?!
The screen is too small!! The writing is, too!! There is no mouse, just this thing that you poke and the arrow-thing moves!! I hate it!! I hate it!!
I am stuck with a fucking 'Nettop' that doesn't fucking working and I don't know what to fucking do about it!!
On that note, I am back, after a shitty few weeks in which I dodged people (more that usual) and got stressed out over the seemingly endless work I have to do around this dump, and dealt with that stupid piece of machinery I can never remember the name of. No, , I am NOT here to keep finders in order, duh. I'll beat their useless asses up for you, if you want, though.
Reviews, writing, you know, the usual. I've answered them all, due to the fact I found some of them quite amusing to read for once (I READ THEM BEOFRE THE SCREEN TURNED OFF, WHICH IT JUST DID), even that god damn not-a-flamer, not-a-comment person who decided to show up.
Joy.
Stories first.
Oh, and by the way, when you get to the 'reviews' part, make sure to read the review in bold. Its good.
xXDeath-N'-HellXx:
...Um... wow. You just like, dissed yourself. Really badly. Hehe. But Mary-Sue's really SHOULD go **ck themselves to hell. I used to make Mary-Sues, I admit it! But then I deleted those stories, along with a short story about each of their brutal deaths, so I should say that makes up for it. (Evil grin)
Waait. So you're SERIOUSLY saying that you'll write anything excluding your limitations you made? Awesome! It's actually sorta funny (in my sense of strange humor) how good your writing is, judging from the request story you wrote about the cursed girl. I dunno, with your whole "don't-**ck(Not it THAT way)-with-me-or-I'll-**cking-gut-you-alive" attitude, and how you're really serious about your exorcizing job, I wouldn't have imagined you to have been too amazing at writing. NO offense or anything~ (Read that with a SLIGHTLY sarcastic tone) And no, I will NOT hide, because you don't know anything about me, and you don't know where I live. So I should say I'm pretty safe.
ANYWAY. To the point. (Yes, you have to go through hell a little longer while reading this) My request for a short fic is gonna be something around these lines:
Characters in it: You (baKanda) and my OC, Mimi. (Yeah, I know there was that blue-haired akuma whose name was Mimi (I think) but I didn't notice that when I named my OC)
Description of Mimi: She's 17, but looks like she's 11, and frankly, she's considered adorable. That is of course, until everybody see's her true blood-thirsty nature. She HATES you, (baKanda) and treats everyone like slaves (not like THAT!) except Lenalee, who she treats like she's her older sister, (Even though Lenalee is younger than Mimi...) Mimi gets angry REALLy easily... etc... She's tiny. About 4,10, has long light-ish brown, wavy hair in pigtails, big, dark brown eyes, and ALWAYS looks angry. She freaks when anybody comments about her height, or her age. She totally flat, (If you get my drift... like... chest-wise, which is why everybody thinks she 11) and Dun dun DUN~! She's an exorcist. Oh no. Her innocence is a set of bronze knuckles which when activated, become huge black "Hands" that look somewhat mechanical and yet aren't, that are each about the size of her head. A bit bigger. They're called, "Molten Rage" due to the fact that they turn a bronz-ish yellow/orange color because they heat up, although Mimi herself doesn't get damaged by the heat, and her innocence can melt rock, and boil a lake within 10 seconds.
Plot of story: You (baKanda (Sorry, I now that insult is about the lamest one there is, but it's so fun to say!) and Mimi fighting. Not to the death though. Have something interrupt their fight before one of you guys gets killed.
(looks up) Uh... hehehehehehe...hehe...he... Yeah. About going through hell a LITTLE longer up there, I LIED. Tootles~!
-OH GOD YOU AGAIN?!?! I have had enough of you. Be grateful I am actually writing anything for you, annoying little…
Marysues need to be destroyed.
Shut up, girl. Seeing as I kind of have first hand experience, it was easy to write something like that (about the cursed girl). Che, I am amazing, deal with it. (Heh.)
Yeah yeah yeah, I'll write your stupid MARYSUE story. Except I'll make it not-a-marysue.
Please don't touch.
For xXDeath-N'-HellXx:
"Molten rage; activate!!"
"Second illusion; two illusion blades!!"
The worst thing in the world, he thought, was when you get molested by some freak who wants to get into bed with you and has their hands all over you. These hands wanted him. Oh, they wanted him. Except, it was for all the wrong reasons. Mugen was glowing, and that definitely meant something was wrong. People were watching, too; but all of them were finders and so were unable to stop it.
"Don't pick fights with me, kid." The man sneered at her, taking his stance again. She was making a face that suggested she was going to rush him. "Little girls like you-"
He dodged as soon as he felt that intense heat that always seemed to surround her, putting up his guard. She had indeed rushed him full on, and even if she was fast, her lithe form didn't match up to his. However her size has a huge advantage, him not being able to swing Mugan properly due to her being able to see it happen before he even got fully round.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!" Mimi was screaming. She kicked off into a forward cartwheel and narrowly missed his head. Momentarily, his breath was snatched away by the heat and he lost his balance, only to regain it when he ducked another punch.
Normally, his policy was 'Don't hit girls'; except for when she is the enemy. She was indeed the enemy. A spoilt little brat who thought she was the queen of the world needed a good beating., and he would be the one to deliver it. If he could only get close enough to strike without burning…
He rolled to the side under one of her hands, and kicked outwards at her gut with his feet. He landed somewhere on her chest and knocked her off balance quite easily, immediately springing to his feet afterwards. She landed with an oooff on the floor, pride in tatters and face as stony as hell.
"You won't hit me!!" She shouted at him. "You bastard! Hit me, hit me!! I don't want to play games with you!!"
"You want me to hit you?!"
"Yes-"
"First Katana; eight flowers praying mantis!!"
There was a rush of wind and she could do nothing but put her hands out to protect herself from the onslaught. Mugen and its illusion danced so quickly across the surface the heat barely affect it; but when he jumped back, the blade itself was scorching hot, glowing an almost dazzling white. She was left with a pattern akin to a snow-flake (she thought) on her hands, that were slowly turning dull orange. It hurt, but she was determined not to show it.
"Still want to go on?" He smirked slightly.
"You bet!" She huffed. "I 'aint going to loose to you, BaKanda!"
Oh, he hated that name. He was going to crush her. Crush her.
He leapt back. She leapt forward. He sidestepped an attack, she ducked under one. They waltzed, but he wanted to just hurry up and stop her. Children these days were so damn persistent. He pivoted to the side fast enough; but evidently, not fast enough. There was a surge of hot air which howled past him and he was forced to shield his face, eyes watering. He could see a thin line of smoke spiralling into the sky. Huh? What was on fire?
In front of him, Mimi's eyes went wide. And then, she started to giggle, and finally, she began to laugh, rolling around on the floor in hysterics. Kanda, dropping Mugen, put his hand on his head, and winced.
She burnt his hair.
Sure, it was only a tiny patch that could barely be seen, but it was the fact that she had still burnt it. He gritted his teeth, and challenged any of the finders to laugh silently with his swords. None of them did.
"Oh…" He looked back at her. She was still laughing at his pain. "Its going to end now."
She barely had time to get to her feet before he brought his swords upon her, ignoring the heat that was making him blink rapidly and instead focusing on destroying her. He sliced through whatever material Molten Rage was made of daintily, springing forward, slashing, and disappearing. She began to notice that horrible build up of pain that was surfacing at her hands, and kept blocking.
"Stop it!" She hissed at him, nearly loosing her balance. He ignored her and used the blunt side of Mugen to bruise the back of her legs and make her stagger forward, and then appeared in front of her pushing her back like some sort of game. There were bits of red hot material flying everywhere, the raw heat underneath her thick outer skin being hacked away painfully by a sword that wasn't even there-
"That sword!" She spat. "Its an illusion; I can't burn it, can I?" How could she beat a sword that wasn't even there? True, the real Mugen was in his hand, but he was only using the white one.
"I'll end you." He said calmly, but his eyes were dancing as if they had their own life.
"I'll keep fighting!" She swung her arms back up, which were 'bleeding' some sort of orange liquid that left holes in the floor. "I won't give up!"
"And neither will I!"
"Yes you will!"
Both of them looked over to the side, where the all to familiar form of Komui was standing, a lopsided frown on his face.
"Your weapons are both damaged." He growled at them. They both looked down. Mugen was chipped and melted in some places, and Mimi's hands were dripping and hacked up.
"You'll both go to the ward…"
"Or?" They said simultaneously. The man opened his mouth and began to take something out from behind his back, but they both turned and ran in the same direction, turning corners sharply in a bid to get away from the man and his weapons. It was quiet for a little while whilst they ran, both exhausted and pretty much beaten up.
"I won." Mimi suddenly grinned to the man sprinting ahead of her. He looked back slightly.
"You wish."
"Rematch?"
"Of course."
"Molten rage; activate!!"
And it flared into life.
"Mugen, activate!!"
And his done just the same.
(Why was your OC so hard to write about compared to everyone else's?! I hope you didn't expect her to win; of course I was going to win.)
Psychomantium
Ohh this is awesome... Me (worlds greatest Kanda-fan) is totally on your side, dear Kanda-dono. I HATE Allen (I imagined myself killing him once) and I also HATE Lavi. He sucks, he's NOT hot, and he's not funny at all! I hate Lenalee too, because she's a pathetic crybaby, and also, everytime she's there, that damn Moyashi appears too.
Actually, the only people I really like are you (of course), Tyki ('cause he's hot and evil and sadistic and he almost killed Allen) and Debitto/Devit ('cause he's retarded and funny and hot)
I'm so sad I'm too late to answer your previous questions! Especially about you being girly. I knew you're male from the beginning!! Also, I love your hair so much, I've got the same hairstyle. (And it's black, of course!!)
Uh... You writing anything?? Well, I haveto admit I'm currently writing a story about you in German (with a friend, but I'm kicking her out 'cause she's writing about Lavi) and I brought an OC in it... So it's KandaxOC *grins* But no worries, she' hot, black haired and Japanese.
However, I'd like you to write a story about you saving someone from a Noah, and I want you mutilating the ennemy. And I want a detailed description of this.
Sincere regards
-Psychomantium (yes, I have a life)
-You better be. YES, LAVI HATRED SHOULD BE SPREAD. Yes, yes, I agree with everything!! They should all just go die!! Haha, how I do love flattery from people. You have the same hairstyle as me? You are not a… cosplayer, are you?
German? Die hund ist funfzehn zahre alt? Ah, whatever, I give up. Here's your darn fic.
Where is she?:
For Psychomantium (can you get a shorter name, please?!)
I love it.
I love it I love it I love it when I get to use Mugen for things.
Today was one of those days, when you find out that your 'not-a-friend' had been captured.
By him, that stalker, that tracker.
And so I got him.
I got him good.
What really amazes me about this bastard is his eyes. There is nothing there, not even a single spark of life, not a single emotion except hate. And in my eyes? I don't quite know what to feel. He has her, and I have him. Where is she? Don't ask; I am going to find out.
Pinning him was the worst. These heavy chains around his wrists, neck and ankles are not my doing, I assure you; the Black Order has some nasty stuff hidden away. Where is his family? They've abandoned him. He won't speak, not at all, about them, about her. I'll make him speak; I'll make him.
Back to his eyes. I rest the flat of my blade against his cheek and point it upwards towards them. I can't tell if he is looking at me, Mugen, the ceiling; he doesn't have any pupils.
"Tell me if you want to live."
"…….."
"Talk. Right now."
"……."
"I don't ever bluff, you know."
"……"
I tip Mugen upwards, underneath his eye, and insert it downwards, under his eyeball. He visibly cringes, and squirms in mild pain, but its nothing until I push it deeper and pull it up-and-out. There's some screaming as his bloody eyeball pops out of his skull, and I fully hack it out where it flies off into the darkness and blood begins to run down his face. More restrained screaming; not screaming actually, but a kind of gurgling sound.
But he still wont talk. So, I pin him through his ear with my sword.
"Talk."
"……."
"Fine."
Torture can be tough sometimes, when your target can heal fairly fast. So, this time, it needs to be a little more painful. Something that can't heal. I turn over his hand, and out the very tip of Mugen in between his fingers, just past his knuckles. I dig in deep, right underneath the bone, and yet again, flick it upwards. The finger pops neatly out of its joint, and I do this for every finger. There are tears of anger on his bloody face, for he cannot feel anything else. Every finger is now positioned awkwardly on his hand, and moving it even a little is painful.
And so, with my steel-capped boots, I step down onto his hand; hard. He growls in agony.
"Tell me."
"…..!!…."
"Still not talking?"
He opens his mouth but says nothing. So be it. I have had enough of his bastard. I will kill you, I tell him, I will kill you right now if you don't tell me where she is. He doesn't say a word. So, even if I cannot kill him really, I can try.
I carve up his neck like a turkey. First, I hack out some of his major veins, and then I begin to work on things that I don't quite know what they are. There is bone, and I work my way up to his face. I thrust Mugen through his cheeks, tearing them up, and I smash all his teeth in with its hilt until his mouth is a mess and he is semi chocking on teeth and semi choking on blood. There is meat everywhere, gory and gruesome.
I hack out his tongue and is disappears somewhere; not sure where. I slice through his ears, one after the other, and I am not sure if he is 'dead' but I then work on smashing his nose into little pieces. I even create a giant cross on his face; scalp to chin, not-an-ear to not-an-ear, for fun, for what he stands for. I am quite sure he is still alive. Damn Noah bastards.
"Tell me where is is."
He says nothing, because he cant talk anymore.
And I smile.
By the end of that night, I have removed all minor body parts in some sort of horrible autopsy. The body is now missing his toes; I managed to get them off quite quickly. I gouged out some flesh in his leg with my sword, and then moved up to his stomach where I sliced him open and got to his intestines, which I skewered repeatedly. I dug down deep, right to his spine, and separated meat from bone easily. He was 'dead' now, but when they got really badly hurt, they always 'died'. And then half an hour later, they wouldn't be dead anymore. That was how they worked.
I remove some other things, too. I don't know what they are, but I take them out, never with my hands, but with my sword, slicing them up, spearing through them, ripping them to pieces whilst they are still attached to him. I break his arm, not once, but twice, using all my blunt force from the flatter side of Mugen (damn beast has big bones). I can hear the cracking, feel the air split with the power, too. Then his legs break. And his eye opens.
And he smiles.
He wont die.
And I wont stop.
And Lenalee, who was supposedly missing, came round the corner
With some coffee in her hand, as she thought
I was down here to be alone or something.
She was missing? Or maybe,
I wasn't looking for her.
Either way,
I got my sword messy for nothing.
(Seriously, it takes more than this to kill a Noah. I should know.)
Timcanpy
the only thing i found wrong is having a fanfic original character loving an original character from an original series, then... getting married... and then children... (trying to control anger)
that is... as stupid as yaoi!!
Yuu-chan doesn't deserve to die because of love! (angry, angry, angry)
anyway, request story?: if you beat A-chan in this "writing war", what would you do?
-Tell me about it, you stupid little golden ball. I hate romance enough as it is already; and people just make it worse by writing stuff like this.
Nothing is as STUPID as yaoi. (Grr… I hate it so much!!!!)
What I would do if I won the war; which I will.
For Timcampy.
"Hey, Kanda, what is that?"
"Its a trophy that says 'I won the war'."
"What 'war'?"
"The one you should know fuck all about. Leave me alone now."
"If it was really a war, then I would have heard of it. Its my job to record wars, Yuu-chan."
"There is a war, I tell you."
"….. If there is, I don't think you will beat Allen-chan-"
"I am going to gut you alive because you challenged my authority and you thought I couldn't win this war. I will then hang your entrails on top of the Orders flag pole so that everyone can see you died a horrible death at my hands. I will then dump the rest of your body in Komui's office to get back at him. Then he will faint and I will kill him and using my magic skills I will make it look like he had a heart attack or something similar. Then Lenalee will drop the coffee she was bringing to Komui and scream really loudly. I will sneak up behind her and cover her mouth, drag her into the shadows and tie her up. When Allen comes running into the room, I will slit his ankles so he falls over and then quickly tie him up too. I will then torture Allen in front of Lenalee, ignoring her cries to stop, and then he will die when he looses too much blood from me cutting him. The guards would have been alerted by it all; and even though I gagged Lenalee, she made so much noise people would have come to the scene. They would tell me to drop my weapons but I would just slaughter them without mercy. I would then run away from the Order and live my life as a peasant on the outskirts of town, stealing things and stuff, until someone recognises me and the Order send out all of their best exorcists to catch me. There will be a huge fight in which neither side wins because they all die and I am supposedly dead but I actually have just ran away. The end."
"…………"
"Lets begin?"
The real end.
(YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.)
1. byrdiesinging:
...
wow...lame
and that is all
the byrdie has spoken
peace
- …
Wow… you are lame…
Because you just wasted a period of time writing something
so meaningless it might as well not be there.
'The Kanda' has spoken
Go to hell.
2.Keyte:
I'm gonna work backwards this time, because if I don't, I'll end up ranting for a very long time and nobody will end up happy. C:
I have to admit, I like your Mary Sue story. It made me laugh, especially after your serious first part which I will elaborate about later. And aside from that, it was so ridiculously -true- to Mary Sue fics that, well... xDD You know, those things are so great to write when you've got writers block. I've never read a fic where you get stabbed in the heart. :/ Well, I usually don't read death!fics because they depress me, so that's probably why. I'd get upset if you died.
Classic line: "ROFL I had a half sister?!" Jesus. You made me -laugh.- God. Love the chat speak, even if I hate it when people type like that. It was a great use. xDD
Yes. Now on to the more serious part of my review: the rape bit.
This review is reaching monstrous proportions. xDD I'm sorry if I'm ranting right back at you, and I know I'm definitely - or at least I -was- definitely - under the category of 'someone who has written/read a rape fic.' But now, it's really, -really- starting to make me angry. And I guess you could say I'm going through a pretty -rough- time too. And the lack of italics in this review thing is really ** me off too..
Of course people are going to enjoy it. People are sick. Even if it was just a joke, even if it wasn't meant to be taken seriously, and even if the people reading it were underage. I mean, I'll still be underage for a good five more months, and I read it. I didn't particularly enjoy it, since Allen is like the little brother in the series and he's not supposed to be paired up with anyone [and anything with Allen+Kanda=sex in any particular order makes me gag]. The only thing I will say is that your writing style was, well, good, and I take back one or two of the mistakes I corrected in that last review. I was seeing things. C:
And now, it's time for me to get seriously angry at some of your comments.
What kind of rhetorical question is 'would you like to get raped?' I'm seriously considering typing in ALL CAPS because this is making me angry. Of course they don't. You're leaving out a few KEY factors in this here - that rape is humiliating and debasing and NOT enjoyable. Rape is not fun, it is not moral, and it is NOT something people should write about. Yet they do anyway, and it makes you wonder - why is that? I can speak from experience that if people ACTUALLY knew what rape was like that there would be absolutely ZERO on this site. If anyone who wrote non-con -knew- what it felt like to have someone -forcefully- take you, disregard your "no"s, "stop"s, and "don't"s, and, as anyone who's WRITTEN it would know, -force- you to enjoy it... God, this makes me angry. D: People don't -understand- how -humiliating- it is to be forced to enjoy something you don't want or have it forced on you when you aren't ready or willing. I mean, I can understand why someone would think it was hot from an objective point of view, but now that I have a bit more, shall we say, experience under my belt...
Rape is not attractive, it is not right, it is -not- something underage people should be reading. Well, to that effect, it's not something -anyone- should be reading. It is decidedly -not- hot when someone is pinning you down and forcing you to enjoy something you know is wrong or forcing you to participate in, well, sex you don't want. It's understandable why one would think it's hot, because sometimes it -can- be, and that's when it's -really- humiliating. There's no way to describe the -shame- you feel when it feels good and you don't want it but you can't -stop- it. :|
If there was a 'bitter smile' smiley, I would totally stick it right here. L: I guess I'll just stick with that, since it makes the most sense.
Okay. I don't feel like looking for any grammar mistakes, so yeah. I gotta say - thanks for letting me vent. C: It feels good to say this, even if it's only typing and you're not really... there. :/ Whatevs. It's all the same, I guess. But yeah. Thx. C:
PEACE.
-Hah, your back. I knew it.
And I see you have bought a long post with you. Hmm…
I hate those mary-sue fics so much. OC's and mary-sues are becoming hard to distinguish between each other! I am glad you liked it. I thought it was very well written. (Sarcasm.) I have read fic's like that. I skulk this community out of boredom, and it disgusts me that people think I can actually die as simply as that. SERIOUSLY. I am also sick of fics where I become ill. I. Don't. Get. Ill.
Yaaay, someone cares that I am alive. Wahoo.
We are very much alike, Keyte. Are you sure YOU are not my half sister? Hah.
Ohoho, I love you- don't say that writing was good. Nothing like that can ever be good, no matter how 'good' it is written. But seriously. That rant was good. My one was originally two pages long (seriously) but I cut it a lot so that I wasn't ranting too much. I like it so much, I am going to BOLD it so other people can see.
You made a very good point about how people that actually write rape don't know how it really is. Good for you. NOW IF THE FUCKING SCREEN DIDN'T KEEP TURNING OFF IN MID-SENTENCE-!!!!
And what's rough for you? I know how you feel; I use italics so much in these pieces of writing, its ridiculous.
But that is an 'L' with a colon next to it isn't bitter. These smiles confuse me. And I am here. I am just not here when you are there. Yes.
Rant all you like, I do it enough and I am not going to be a hypocrite.
I am not like that.
By the way, look at number 17.
3. theswisswereright:
Ha. Ha. Ha. As you may have guessed, I do not laugh. But I definitely applaud your mastery of irony...
It was so bad, it was entertaining. But why did you die? Hm, almighty one?
I am joking. Mostly. Really, why? Anyway, I was shocked to see that the (rather nasty) yaoi scene was on purpose...
Does this mean that you and Walker are... FRIENDS?
I hope not. The rivalry is such fun.
Keep up the good work as always. Write more.
-Ho ho ho. Thank you.
Because I always see fics where I am dying or dead. Sometimes I magically come back to life!!! Woah!!! (Sarcasm.) It was quite nasty, wasn't it? NASTY isn't the word. How about 'MONSTROUS'?
NO. DON'T EVER SAY THAT. I just needed to clarify that he would be the weaker one and I would be 'breaking' him, as it were.
There will ALWAYS be rivalry. Don't worry.
4. xLotusxInxBloomx:
I had no idea people actually wrote fanfiction in which you were brutally killed. Personally I simply cannot comprehend why anyone would WANT to kill you off, but that's just one opinion. Anyway, on to the point. I know I've already made a request of you for fanfiction, and now I would like to ask your opinion on a fanfic I am currently writing, starring, well, you! I'm a little concerned about keeping you in character and would very much appreciate your help with this issue.
Thank you very much in advance,
~Lotus.
-Exactly. They should kill off Lavi instead. No-body wants him.
PM me. Don't worry; I don't bite. I just like to be brutally honest. And you requested me? Where?
5. x3HAYden
You will love me! :D
In my fics Allen is blind, has amnesia, almost dies (three times) and is continuously sworn at. By you.
...It's a yullen fic
-Thank god people like you exist. But seriously, almost dies? You could have at leas-
Oh wait. Yullen.
Go die.
6. KHC3S
Wow... That was just so... that left me thinking nothing but... WHAT THE **??!! Ahem, excuse my language, I've been cursing very frequently lately. I think you may have overdid it just a LITTLE with the mary-sue ness. Honestly, I was rolling around on the floor(yes, I'm typing it out because you hate internet language) in tears just a few minutes ago. Very, er... dramatic dialogue there. I hope you win the writing war, rootin' for ya!
-That was my initial idea. Its ok; cursing is good. I DID NOT OVERDO IT. Do you not see some of the stuff people write, and claim it to be an 'OC fic'?!?!? No, Sakura will NEVER be with me or anyone else!!
You better. I use it a lot to mock people. I think I will win the war, Moyashi is rather quiet… Hm.
7. SilentKiller1:
WT...? you confuse me kanda
-You know what? Sometimes I confuse me.
8. ExorcistAllenWalker
"And then those two got married and Allen became pregnant with twins. He later gave birth to them and Sakura named them Allen jr and Sakura jr."
Hey! Why am I the one who gets pregnant?!
Stupid BaKanda!!
Alright, fine.
I'm heading to the common room right after this.
Hurry up and tell me.
-Because you are more girly that the girly girl!!
Shut up, stupid Moyashi!!
It would have helped if you wasn't so late in getting to the room!!
9. .Usagi
=Headpalm.=
Sigh...
I was squealing and jumping all over the place when Allen said you guys eloped, ne...
; __;
Unfaair.
Raising, then crushing our hopes!
-It wont ever, EVER happen. Deal with it. You are one of the people I was referring to in my rant, baka. DON'T LIKE IT, ITS WRONG.
HahaAHAHaHAH. Its because I am so evil, of course.
10. ScarredWitch
...
...I say nothing - except that you possibly HAVE been working too hard and I recommend a nice, relaxing vacation where you can get a hold of your sanity, Kanda-dono.
You KEEP on writing the FLIPPIN' internet slang, I thought you hated it!
One last thing; could we request that you write a story more than once?
-A vacation!? The Order will NEVER permit that to happen. Plus, I don't 'relax'. Fighting is relaxing sometimes.
I know. Isn't it t0telly kool LOL I b doin itz agan soz brb.
If you want.
11. Kiarra-Chan:
*Head Desks* Your other update was better... I despise Mary Sues... They should all be tossed in the firey pits of the 9 level of Hell! Kanda-San PLEASE no more Mary Sues! You'll end up with a aneurysm! T_- & no more "Txt Talk" for you, it will defile your soul.
-We all hate mary-sues. That, or I can cut them brutally in half with Mugen. Take your pick. I think my way is more fun.
What the hell?! Where did 'aneurysm' come from?! That's disgusting. Wat? No moar txt talk lol u r kiddin rite I luv to rit lyk dis its kool an stuf.
Yea.
12. E. R. Burke:
I praise your rant! It's about time somebody said something about that.
But for that completely unbearable Mary-Sue fic, I suddenly feel like breaking somebody's face. Yeah... I see why the whole anti-Mary-Sue thing has gotten so big here.
Later Kanda! Try not to get randomly stabbed in the heart!
-I like the rant in bold better- OH GOD THE SCREEN IS FLICKERING AGAIN.
I feel like breaking some of those mary-sues in half. Mary-sues suck so badly, they need to be eradicated before they spread even further like the disease they are.
I will try not too. (People don't realise that when fighting against others with swords, the chest is the worst place to aim for; it's the easiest to protect due to arm length, and when you block them, they have their arms fully extended so you can take a swipe at their sides whilst they are pulling back if you are fast enough.)
Sorry to force sword knowledge on you.
13. EATnRunBandit:
Ari-chan: =.= I've been off the internet for a while and this is what happens. At war with Allen, eh? That sounds pretty interesting...although it was to be slightly expected. If you want to win, I'd suggest a real writing competition. A topic will be chosen for the both of you and then you and Allen both have to write a short story till a deadline and upload the stories on the same day. Then all the readers will read both stories and then vote in a poll uploaded on your profile.
How about that idea? You think it might work?
Personally, I like both of you guys but I guess the winner is the winner. Don't expect me to choose a side until someone actually proves that they are superior to the other.
By the way, off topic, I have a slight question. What do you think of Marie's comment about you and Allen being alike? It would explain why you and Allen say the same comments at the same time.
And I don't pity you about your past and what not. Everyone has their own background and struggles. Although I admit that my friend was very upset over you for a while. Haha. I didn't expect you to know Bak Chan. Do you know Fou as well?
Anyways, I've babbled too much. I shall now leave. Ja.
Ari-chan: ...Holy...what was with that story? It's simply horrible. And is that girl's last name even real? Who knew? So is Kanda bombarded by work? You know stress isn't good so try to let loose once in a while. Sometimes I think you're a workaholic.
Hm...a request, eh? How about when you first meet Tiedoll? I think that would be interesting. Or how about the first time you ate soba at the age of 12?
And please, no more mary sues. You're eating me out from the inside. I think I'm going to drop dead.
-I put your two reviews together. Hurrah.
Good idea. It would help if he hasn't disappeared. In fact, I have not even seen that baka on site lately… maybe he is on a mission? Who cares.
There are polls on our profiles?!
I AM going to prove I am better. His writing is all over the place and has a lot of talking and no real depth to it. He sucks.
Marie's comment… oh, THAT one. He told me about that. Moyashi's reaction was to be expected. WE ARE NOTHING ALIKE. He is happy. I am not. He sucks at fighting. I do not. He cares. I don't. He has white hair. I do not. He can play the piano (barely). I can not. We have nothing in common; interests, anything. You can't count things like 'determination' as something we both has, because surely everyone has that?
Don't listen to Marie; I think he secretly stalks me. Seriously. He scared me sometimes. His hearing is something to be admired, however.
Thank you. I don't want pity, or people thinking I am a robot. Your friend shouldn't care so much. Ah, everyone knows Bak-baka. He visit's the central branch all the TIME. Its extremely annoying. Fou is loud and she shouts a lot. I hate people like that.
No, I don't think a name like that is physically possible. People make the same mistake; YOUR OC CANNOT COME FROM JAPAN. Jeez, hardly any people live there, for gods sake!!
STRESS. I can handle that, I just don't like doing unnecessary tasks. Like baby-sitting finders!!
I can't write that. Not yet. (No, not about Soba, but about Tiedoll.) You are going to find out very soon what happened, so just wait for her to stop copying art. I did not meet him by chance, if you know what I mean. That stupid Asian branch… The Order is about as loyal to God as the Earl. No, I am not going to rant about this now (but I could). Seriously, sometimes you just feel like a tool instead of an actual person. Its annoying, Che!! Bak actually acts like he has some sort of obligation to keep me safe. As if. This is becoming a rant now, I'll stop.
Except the fact that something is going on with Moyashi, if you didn't notice. He kind of looked like that curly haired bastard with that level four…
14. MitarashiiDango
You look like a get over it. Bakanda, Straight-cut fringe (style your goddamn fringe BAKA! jesus it looks like half ur head is missing sometimes when you're in a dark room, totally totally creepy), Yuu-chan, Kandy, adnak...(your name backwards is weird...allen's is cooler. Nella Reklaw...except it sounds like a girl...at least he doesn't look like a girl!)
Be thankful Lavi is stealing your hair ties! Without him stealing them i don't think you'd ever come out of your room! Anti-social bastard...
Moyashi will always be better than you no matter what the hell you say. Ne allen-kun? He can totally beat you now! Theres no way you are EVER going to match up to him. Don't diss him.
Heck i like Yullen (even though you're such a bastard and so mean to Allen == )yea yea scream at me about how that is such a bad pairing...i don't give a damn. I still love it just be thankful that i prefer you as the seme and not allen. (haha sorry Allen)
Wait how exactly tall is Allen!? I'm 14 and i'm 1m 63! Dammit...same as last year...
Timcanpy is cool! he's not a stupid ball! At least Allen has a golem unlike YOU.
Oh god why the hell am i writing to you...i know you're just going to start swearing
-You are an angry person, do you know that? Maybe you should go get some help. If you are trying to provoke a response from me, I am not going to give you the satisfaction of having one. Hah. You loose.
…….. OK, I AM NOT AN ANTI-SOCIAL BASTARD. In case you have not noticed, you idiot, I am barely in my room. FACT. I sleep in it, and that is it. I get up early in the morning, and sleep late at night. I have a fucking BROKEN WINDOW; why the hell would I want to be in there?!?!
Jesus Christ, some fan girl you are.
Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. Of course he will. I beat him at most things. He even stabbed himself foolishly, and yet again, I HAD TO RESCUE HIM. Gee, he's so smart! I bet he totally has a degree and stuffs!!
No, I am not going to 'scream at you'. I'd rather waste my breath on people who have the intelligence to understand what I am actually saying what is wrong about it.
Hahah, your not growing, MOYASHI.
I HAVE A GOLEM. Seriously, do you know anything!? Its black; the standard wireless golem that most exorcists get issued!! The downfall about that stupid little ball is that no-one can contact that stupid midget through it!!
Hell, maybe you should watch the program before you talk to me, little girl?
15. Lochesh:
I have to review this.
Yuu-chan, are you jealous coz Allen is doing this fic thing too?
RIGHT! Question question...If you were a Panda, what would be the first thing you'd do?
-I started this, baka. I've been on here for ages. He hasn't.
I would kill everyone who decided to destroy all the bamboo trees that I eat, there by avenging my family.
Where the hell did that question come from?!
16. Ilana-walker
2009-04-27 . chapter 8
Yo man Kanda ^^ (hi...*from bunny_lulu),
Okay first i have to say, cause i know you'll nag at my language i'm from germany and bilingual *i also speak arabic ^^*.
My friend lulu and i decided to read yours and Allen-chans and we both think... öhm... don't kill us, couldn't you be nicer? it would be great if you would only say one sentence without "**" in it.
So to your writing skills, to be honest i think allen-chans is better than yours, lulu likes yours more...
although she likes allen smiling she likes you more, i think she loves guys with bad mood... *she is not here in the moment so i can write what i want hahahaha*
okay u hate our i-net language why? i think it's funny really smt smtn *hahah it means sometimes and sometimes not ^^*
okay and you dislike smiles? in what a ** planet you're living? o.O everyone uses smiles so it's oka isn't it?
And back to your storys they're a bit how can i say... "Kanda typisch" would we use in german ^^ mom have to look the english word up ^^ hehe ^^
oh okay typically or generic xD
Hm... you dislike Allen so much why? Doesn't he have such a cute face and his body really great body really... and come on you defenetly have read one of those Yaoi storys and you will defenetly liked one of them also you'll deny it...
See Allen can write a bit Yullen also he dislike it he, is really sociall he cares about his readers wishes... you should to... otherwise you'll lose...
At least please don't cut your hair i like it the most at you...
also you look a bit girlysch with this ponytail but hey it's Japanese styl *although allen is dressed british and looks awesome*...
' Hi I'm bunny-lulu,
only have a few things to say 'kay at least these are three questions be honest okay
1. What type girl do you like?
2. Are you really so good when it comes to sex or only boasting?
3. Can i make your nails? *I love do peoples nails .
-Oh god, I am dreading this. LOOK at the amount of smilies…
No, I won't grate at you… Guten tag? And NO, I cannot be 'nicer'. What the hell, I am not a nice person. I won't change either. Live with it. Moyashi is just a cripple who says 'Kawaii desu' to things, like a mary-sue does.
How many people are you?! Well, I am glad at least one of whoever you are likes my writing more. I haven't got a bad mood!! I am just blunt and precise and not-fake!! I hope your friend sees what you have wrote!! Grrr!!
… It just looks like you have written a typo. 'Smt'?!?! No, everyone but I uses smilies. I find it stupid and unnecessary. And hey, there is nothing wrong with my writing!! Just so you know, I speak a little German. And French. And Arabic. Its just the characters (such as 'ss') wont work here. Also, I suck at foreign spelling.
HE IS NOT CUTE!! And where are you getting a really great body from?! He is weedy, like a Moyashi is!! And I will never read one. I have already been tricked into reading one; I HATED it. I care about the readers wishes. Its just… Yullen… uggh. I can't. Its against my beliefs.
I won't cut my hair. Moyashi dresses like someone who has little money but pretends that they have. Oh god, questions.
1. I would like girls who are quiet and know how to respect people, and that can fight and won't get in the way. No, not Lenalee, in case you were thinking that. But, I don't really like anyone. I am kind of asexual.
2. Hahah, I am a virgin (or am I? Think about it). I am just assuming I will be better than Moyashi, because I am better at fighting than him, and aren't they similar?
3. NO. What the hell?!?!
17. mana1134:
Well, this is very interesting...
This is my sister's account by the way, but I just came here to see what my girlfriend's been reading on here...
I have to say, very interesting. Especially that last chapter there...hahaa!
I have to say, I do kind of enjoy reading this whole questionnaire thing you've got going on here. Probably not ever coming back to read anymore but hey, it was nice stumbling across this one.
so...keep it up? :)
btw, my girlfriend's kiete/keyte [the grammar nazi that just sent you a whole page of corrections]and I'm, according to her in one of the reviews, her rapist friend. [we hooked up]
Hm, I wonder what's going to be her reaction when she finds out about this..
-…With the same pristine grammar as your girlfriend, I see? How nice. You seem to be stalking your girlfriend by seeing what she is up to. She has been reading yaoi and flirting with Moyashi and also she is cheating on you with Lavi.
Pfft, as if.
WHAT?!! Don't enjoy it!! You're a guy. GUY. Keyte, seriously, this is your boyfriend, right?! THE RAPIST!?
I hope she sees this.
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….
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People thought I wrote that yaoi scene good.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?
Aah, I can't be bothered. Whatever. I know Lenalee has some sort of party for me, so I am going to disappear now before she can get me.
-Kanda.
(Seriously, I really don't care about my birthday. SOMEONE FIX THE DAMN 'NETBOOK'.)
(PS: Lenalee has got me a present. I wonder what it is? Maybe I should just throw it away. Or burn it. Hmm…)