(The wednesday100 topic was "Vacation".)
There's a book called Death in Yellowstone...
"You've always been jealous because I'm prettier than you!"
"What?" Chloe sputtered. "A)You are not, and B)What does that have to do with anything? All I said was, you can't have makeup in the tent! Read the Bear Awareness Notice!"
"You want me to look all pale and washed-out tomorrow!" Lana retorted.
Chloe shook her head at Lana's insanity, and futilely proffered the pamphlet again. "Look! It says to store everything with any aroma at least 150 yards from our sleeping area!"
"No!"
"Fine! I'll sleep way over there then! And I hope a bear eats you!"
One did.
Darn.