(The wednesday100 topic was "mystery".)
It's the I Love Lana Show! (Oh, that wacky Lana)
"Chloe thinks only she can solve mysteries! Well, I'll show her!"
Lana sucked on her pencil.
"Where does she find them, though? Smallville is such a quiet, ordinary town."
An hour's serious thought left Lana with a headache and incipient frown-lines, but no mystery to solve. The view from her window was absolutely normal. Giant Krypto-Ants frolicked on the lawn. High overhead, armed thugs pushed Lex out of a helicopter, and Clark jumped forty feet to catch him. In the distance, Lionel Luthor tied Chloe to the railroad tracks.
"The 4:17 is late, but that's not exactly a mystery. Darn!"