(The wednesday100 topic was "back to school". They actually used that one several times. My son and I had a lot of fun with this one. As always, it can rhyme or scan or make sense LOL!)
To the Tune of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'
Oh, Lana had a krypto-ant,
Krypto-ant, krypto-ant!
Lana had a krypto-ant;
Its exoskeleton was green as meteor rock!
At school there was an elephant,
Elephant, elephant!
At school there was an elephant,
As part of a presentation on Our Earth's Vanishing Wildlife.
It saw her bug, and it had to pant,
Had to pant, had to pant.
Its panic was quite evidant,
And then it started to rampage!
Withstand such stuff, a schoolhouse can't,
Schoolhouse can't, schoolhouse can't!
The place was leveled by battling giants,
And poor Lana was crushed in the rubble.
(There was nothing Clark could do.)
Darn.