The Darn Drabbles

by LastScorpion

I don't hate Lana. Really! But these drabbles are probably the reason people think I do. Originally written for the Wednesday100. WARNING: character death, in a way.

45. Do Warrior Princesses Fly?

(The wednesday100 topic was "flying" -- I was working off the spoilers for the beginning of season 4.)

If Lana had to be possessed by a medieval warrior princess, she decided she'd make the most of it.

Lana tried out her new abilities. It was all so easy! She realized the thrill that Clark must have always felt, rescuing the innocent and beautiful from assorted perils.

Lana decided to check out her last theory. She was sure that Xena, the Warrior Princess on TV, had been able to fly.

Plummeting from the Eiffel Tower, Lana remembered that hadn't been Xena. It had been Lucy Lawless, on an episode of The Simpsons.

Warrior Princesses couldn't fly after all.

Darn.