"EREN JAEGER!" Shadis screamed. "GET OUT OF TITAN FORM!" The Rogue Titan continued to move around, crushing tables and expensive looking china. Sasha wailed as the Titan's foot flattened the kitchen.

Mikasa suddenly appeared beside Connie, fully equipped with the Maneuver Gear. "I'm sorry, Eren," she whispered. Swiftly, she swung up behind him and landed on the nape of his neck. With a war cry, she plunged two blades into the Titan and Eren appeared, encased in a curtain of steam. "Eren!"

Connie snickered again as Eren, who was still wasted, judo flipped an unsuspecting Mikasa. Enraged, she sucker punched his face and he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. While Mikasa knelt beside the Titan shifter, apologizing repeatedly, Reiner and Berthodlt were having a stripping contest. "Ahh!" Annie screamed as Reiner's underwear was thrown onto her head. "Eeek!"

Sasha knelt in the smashed ruins of what was once the kitchen. "WHY?!" Potato Girl screamed, fists raised at the sky. Connie couldn't help but let out a small chuckle as Sasha unearthed a small potato out of the smithereens. She sniffled. "At least you're alive, my precious." And within seconds, the refugee potato was devoured heartily.

"LET THE RACE BEGIN!" Armin yelled, still wearing the pants on his head. With a yell, the two butt naked boys (Reiner and Bethodlt) sprinted out of the dining hall. "YEAH!" Armin chased after them, flailing his arms weirdly.

Jean clubbed Shadis in the back of the head with a chair and the creeper slipped to the floor. Levi walked in. "What the hell is going on here?!"

"HIYAH!" Mikasa flipped Eren over and slapped him across the face. "Wake up, Eren. Oh! Levi Heichou!" Calmly, the girl stood up and dusted herself off. "All the guys except Connie did some drugs and now they're all high."

Levi sighed. "Now the kitchen is filthy. What a bother." Boom! A deafening crack pierced the air, and suddenly the Colossal Titan was stalking around the rubble of the barracks. "Berthodlt shifted.." After a nasty tantrum, everyone's favorite Corporal armed himself and dashed towards the Colossal.

Sasha suddenly tackled Connie with all her power and the baldie curled up on the floor, in pain. "What was that for?!"

"Y-You..are responsible..." Potato Girl seethed, her fist clenched. "For what happened to the kitchen!" Smack! There was a crimson handprint on Connie's face. "That-" Smack! "Was-" Smack! "The-" Smack! "Only-" Smack! "Place-" Smack! "I-" Smack! "Found-" Punch! "Happiness!" By the time Sasha had finished her sentence, Connie's face was swollen, beaten black and blue.

Armin peeked out of his tent, cautiously looking side to side. After all the male Titan shifters destroyed the barracks, all the soldiers had no other option but to reside in the tents for the time being. The blond hurried down the hill to where Eren, Mikasa, Jean, Marco, Ymir, and Historia/Krista were waiting. "That took you long enough," Ymir sneered.

"We don't have much time," Armin said quickly. "As you know, we have been the target of pranks for the past few days." The group nodded. "Now think about it. Who hasn't been pranked yet?"

Marco thought for a moment. "Reiner and Bert and Sasha and Connie."

"Reiner and Berthodlt were high two days ago," Mikasa pointed out.

"Sasha and Connie."

"Exactly," Armin said. "They are the pranksters. Obviously, they were cooperating with each other to screw with us."

Krista hissed. "We have to get them back!" Everyone nodded in agreement.

"How?"

"It has to be something really really bad," Eren snickered.

Jean nodded. "How about we mix animal shit in their food?"

"Wait." Marco ran back up the hill and returned with Reiner and Bethodlt. "They should be in on it too."

"We're getting back at the pranksters?"

"Yeah."

"Who are they?"

"Sasha and Connie."

"We're brainstorming on how to get revenge," Armin explained.

"We can fill their Maneuver Gears with whip cream instead of gas."

"Ha! That's a good one!"

"Ooh! Let's throw them over the Wall!"

"Mean, but a good idea."

"We can tie them to Aberrant Titans!"

"That's genius!"

While the infuriated mob projected their ideas, a crouched figure was hiding behind a small boulder, listening in on the conversation. After a few minutes, the figure ran back up the hill.

Annie crawled into Sasha's tent. Connie was in it too. "What information do you have for us, Spy Annie?"

Annie pushed her bangs out of her eyes and smirked. "They're on to you guys. Right now, as we speak, they are planning revenge."

"That's not good," Connie muttered, brows creased in concentration.

Annie nodded. "I'll help sabotage their attempts at revenge, as long as you uphold your end of the contract."

"Wait!" Sasha grabbed Annie's arm as she left. "We don't want them to suspect you, so we'll pull a small prank on you, okay?"

Annie sighed. "Fine. IF you must. Just don't go overboard."

"We'll try," Connie smiled.

The ice queen glared at him before exiting the tent. "Time to get to work," Sasha whispered.

The cadets woke up as a high pitched scream pierced the air. "What the fuck?!" Everyone ran to the tent where the horrid shrieks were being produced from. Berthodlt cautiously lifted the tent's orange flap and peered inside. The blonde cadet (that would be Annie..) threw her head back and yelled, "Who the fuck did this to me? Which little shit?!"

Someone (s) had stolen all of Annie's clothes and replaced it with a neon purple pair of footie pajamas with adorable little penguins stitched all over. "The fuck?!"

Bethodlt had to run behind a tree before he could begin to crack up. Sasha crept over to Annie's tent and whispered, "We'll prank him for laughing at you." Annie nodded, her face plastered with a intimidating scowl.

Connie walked out of his tent. "I'm tired!" Wink. Wink. Sasha nodded, yawning. "I'm going back to bed, so please don't disturb me!"

"Me too!" Sasha called out. Both pranksters disappeared into their tents.

After about an hour of waiting, Eren and the others could hear soft snoring from the suspects' tents. Eren held a smelly bag away from him as he approached the tent. "This cow shit is gross," he commented. Annie spied on him from behind a large tree, planning on how she would sabotage their revenge. She whipped out a knife and threw it with all her strength. The blade zipped by the bag and cut a hole near the bottom. The cow feces spilled out onto Eren's foot and he screamed.

A/N: Sorry to the few people who actually read this for the uber late update. I've been busy with all the essays and stuff... and thank you for reading my crap... :D