(The wednesday100 topic was "Falling". BDA is a widely used acronym for Big Dumb Alien.)


Today's Weather Forecast: Falling Kryptonians

Clark remembered flying -- drawing a surge of power up from the ground until it launched him towards the sky.

Of course, the BDA decided to practice by jumping off things.

He proceeded from the Kent Family Barn ("Replace your divots, please, Sweetie!" "Yes, Mom.") to the majestic Kansas Redwoods in Pomeroys' wood-lot, to the dramatic Smallville Municipal Dam. He couldn't fly anywhere.

Finally, Clark tried the scenic Lowell County Cliffs. He screwed his eyes shut and jumped, not noticing the giant glowing green ants at the base of his cliff. Lana was with them.

Poor Lana was squashed.

Darn.