OMG I can't believe I forgot to finish putting these things up!
Disclaimer: I own no rights; this is just for fun/parody/moneyless-goofing-around. Originally written for the wednesday100 "Holiday Preparations" challenge in 2004.
Battle of the Christmas Ants
One day Lana found some red meteor rocks. "These will make those drab caverns so much more festive!" she declared, nodding earnestly. "The red and the green will create a Christmassy feeling in the Giant Ant Lair!"
Unfortunately, the Red Kryptonite radiation altered the genetic structure of some of the Giant Ant Larvae. They emerged from their pupae red and angry, not caring anything for the social mores that gave Krypto-Ant culture its charm.
The Giant Krypto-Ant Civil War raged beneath Smallville for many days before the Green Ants finally triumphed. Tragically, poor Lana was killed during the conflict.
Darn.