The wednesday100 topic was "Sex, Lies, and Videotape." Two outta three ain't bad.
The Krypto-Ants wanted to give Lana a nice surprise. They decided to make a video-travelogue of her favorite places, from Paris, to the Talon, to the cheerful green-and-red Krypto-Ant Lair.
They used threats of kryptonite and promises of pie to force Clark to operate the camera. (Their giant compound eyes and lack of opposable thumbs made his assistance necessary.)
Lana asked Clark what was going on. He said he was writing a term paper about junk-mail. Poor Lana, enraged by Clark's obvious lies, screamed in exasperation and dashed blindly into the street, where she was hit by a bus.
Darn.