Alas, poor Krypto-Ants. They were only trying to help. From the wednesday100 March 3, 2005. The topic was "crazy inventions".
Lana had changed, and the Giant Krypto-Ants didn t like it.
"It's that doggone magical butt-tattoo," complained Giant Ant No. 47. "Now all she cares about is Countess Isobel this, and ancient French Chinese martial arts that."
"We need to get rid of the tattoo!" they decided.
It took months, but finally the giant insects came up with a device to remove Lana's tattoo. They calculated that a special mixture of kryptonite and formic acid would obliterate the tattoo without harming Lana herself.
Unfortunately, their calculations were all made using the brains of big bugs. Poor Lana was completely dissolved.
Darn.