(The original Wednesday100 topic was shyness.)
Roy Postal was the shyest krypto-freak at Smallville High. Of course he adored Lana Lang, but somehow he could never gather the courage to speak to her, kidnap her, or even kill her.
During the meteor shower, Roy had been under attack by angry pit bulls. When he was upset, his navel oozed a viscous green poison.
Roy watched Lana flirting again with that damn ex-quarterback, Kent, and snapped. He snuck to her SUV and rubbed his belly on all the door handles.
Poor Lana didn t notice until it was too late. (Clark was helpless against a kryptonite-based toxin.)
Darn.