The topic was Book Titles, and this drabble is named after/inspired by American Fried by Calvin Trillin (It's a very funny travel book, focusing on things to eat.) Also crossover with The Simpsons.
"...place with a lot of crazy crap on the walls, come on down to Moe's Family Steakhouse!"
Lana turned off the TV. "We should try it."
Clark looked up suddenly. "Uh! I have a term paper! About adrenaline!" He rushed off.
So Lana went alone. Soon she realized that the proprietor was hiding something. She went into the kitchen.
"You're keeping secrets!" she accused.
"What?" Without paying attention to her, he ran back into the dining room with a basket of fries on his head.
"Come back here!" In her wrath, she tripped and fell into the industrial-sized deep-fryer.
Darn.