"But how would we get Dark to agree with us?" Green asked Red, furiously.
"I don't know," Red answered back. "I thought one of you would figure it out."
The others stared blankly at him, as if he were a little kid who says things that make no sense at all. They continued arguing for a while, until someone interrupted. "Well," the one who interrupted said, "aren't you four going to save the princess?" the four looked at who interrupted their argument. It was Dark.
"What do you want, Dark?" Green sneered, pulling out his sword in the process.
"Hold your fire," Dark ordered, as he stepped down from the ledge he was on. "I didn't come here looking for a fight."
"Then what do you want?" Blue asked, still in position for battle.
"I merely wanted to help myselves find the tower." Dark answered sincerely.
"What made you decide that?" Purple asked, "And how do we know you're not tricking us?"
Dark laughed under his breath, then answered, "I had a little…'talk' with Sam, if you will."
"You mean Sam told you to come here?" Blue asked in a confused tone.
"Well, sort of. You see, I only had a change of mind. Sam merely helped with it."
The four Mikes stared blankly at Dark, waiting for him to say more. He told them that he could lead them to the Dark Realm, but they had to be in a certain place in order to get there. Dark led them through the open field; there was way too much space there for them to be traveling. Green felt like they were traveling in an RPG overworld map; this place was huge.
Dark then led them into a deserted village that looked like one of those old western towns. Everyone, except Dark, felt like they were in one of those creepy ghost towns that you see in movies. Dark opened a door that led into what looked like a saloon; you know, until it became part of a ghost town. He opened a door that read "Employees only" and walked in, the others followed.
The room they went in had a kitchen and a staircase that led into a basement that seemed like a tornado bunker. Dark led them downstairs and turned on a light. There was a La-Z-Boy chair and a small cabinet that had a TV and a couple of books. The room went on farther, but it looked like nothing was back there.
"Don't try to turn on the TV," Dark informed. "It won't work in this Realm."
"What is this place?" Red asked, looking around the room.
"It's where I go to escape from Vaati when I need to," Dark explained. "It's also where my powers are the strongest." He pointed to the dark/empty part of the room. "That's the area where I can enter the Dark Realm. I don't know why I can, but by standing in a particular spot over there I can teleport to the Dark Realm."
Purple walked over to the dark area, he knelt down as if there was something there. "I feel something over here," he said. "Like a strange force…underneath the floorboards." He pulled out the Book of Hyrule and flipped through the pages until he found the section with the Dark Realm. He scanned the pages, then closed the book in frustration and cursed.
"You won't find anything in there," Dark explained. "I have trouble explaining it myself. I think that there's some sort of dark energy that radiates from that particular spot, and only I can respond to it."
"Well, are you going to transport us to the Dark Realm or not?" Blue was getting impatient.
"Fine," Dark agreed. "But you owe me."
"So, I owe myself something." Green said.
"I meant BEFORE you put the sword back."
"I got it."
Dark told everyone to hold on to him as he stepped into position. Once everyone was interlocked with him, he concentrated his power really hard. Suddenly, there was a light shining from the ground. It shone around the five Mikes and radiated heat and coldness at the same time. If they were epileptic, they probably would have fallen out of the light having a seizure. The light then started changing colors. And then, nothing…Everyone fainted.