Yep, here's another addition to the FBI Bunny madness. Sorry if this is detracting from "Not Leaving". I just... am not inspired enough at the moment. Plus, the day before yesterday was like eating at Sucky McSuckington's, and ordering an extra side of suck with my SuckBurger. As I'm sure you can guess: It. Sucked. I'm sorry ahead of time for the absolute OOCness.
After all the Brandi/FBI drama was over and done with, Mary was hoping for a somewhat peaceful day at the office with her best friend.
But as soon as she walked in that morning, Marshall glared and pointed at her, and said accusingly "You are the bringer of nightmares!"
She raised a brow. "Excuse me?"
"The damn bunny… It's evil, I tell you! Like those "cute fuzzy bunnies" from that John Cusack movie "One Crazy Summer". Or worse, Frank the Bunny from "Donnie Darko". I never want to sleep again." Marshall dropped his head onto his desk despairingly.
Mary stared at him in disbelief for a second, then laughed.
"S'not funny. I'm scarred for life." Marshall said sullenly.
Mary just laughed harder, leaning on his desk for support.
"Look, I can't be a badass all the time, alright? See, I admit it. Now stop laughing."
When she only laughed harder, tears starting to fall, he positively pouted.
He crossed his arms and glared at the ground, muttering "Damn that Wascally Wabbit. It's not my fault he was a ninja."
Mary fell to the floor with a loud "Oomph!" still laughing.
"Quit laughing at me! It's not nice!"
"When…have I…ever…been nice?" Mary gasped out between fits of laughter.
"Good point." Marshall replied simply.
Then, without warning, he flew from his chair and pounced on her.
Stan and Eleanor could do nothing but stare as the two inspectors grappled playfully on the floor.
"Well, at least I know what to get Marshall for his birthday." Stan said with a chuckle.
"What?" Eleanor asked, tearing her gaze from where Mary was tugging on her partner's hair.
"A giant stuffed bunny."
Bwahaha. I can totally see Mary as a hair-puller. At least when she's fighting with Marshall. Probably the only in-character bit of this. .
There's only one more of these, I promise. Just bear with me a little longer.