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Meta knight before going in stopped her one more time. "So. . .you're here for good?" She gave him a soft look

and put her gloved paw on his mask one more time. "I won't be with you all ther time, but with you most of it.

I'll be with you as regularly as a normal person and as often as I can." He hugged her once more and walked

in. He turned a little and muttered "Snoops" to Pit and I. He is good.

Meta knight introduced her to Master hand and those who didn't come outside. She stroked his wings softly

and patted his back. "Well I think that she can stay. She would have to share a room with you Meta knight,

seeing how where full." "That'll be okay. . . " Meta knight sighed softly and happily. "Oh Meta knight, I need

you and some of the boys to go out to smashville for the afternoon and do some errands for me. Do you think

you can do it?" Master hand Lowered to meta knight. Meta knight shrugged. "Of course." Kirby squealed and

hugged to Meta knight's glove. He chuckled and picked him up. "Yes Kirby, you can come too." "Okay then.

Marth, Ike, Link, Pit, I need you guys over here." Master hand called to us as we came in. Just my luck. "Yes

sir?" I asked hoping that he wouldn't make me go out shopping. "I need you boys and Meta knight to run

some errands." "Fine" All of us muttered at the same time. Meta knight looked to Azalea for a quick second.

"My love, you stay here and rest. I'll be back soon." he whispered into her ear, (Where ever they may be) "All

right, I'll see you again soon." She pecked him on the open area near his mask. Meta knight hugged her one

more time and handed her his ID card to get into his room. Then he picked up Kirby. "C'mon, where going out

to Smashville." Kirby squealed happily while Ike, Link, Pit and I sighed. That afternoon turned out better than I

expected.

"So let's see what else is on the list." Meta knight hummed looking at the piece of paper in his glove. Pit and

Link whined on and on. "I wanna go back to the mansion. What fun is standing around and grocery shopping

for Master hand with Meta knight?" Link groaned. Meta knight blinked at him. "Women like men who do this

kind of work without whining like a four-year-old and can do it with dignity." Meta knight shook his head as Pit

and Link immediately stopped whining. "Honestly, Kirby's behaving better than you two!" Kirby squealed at

the mention of his name. I remained quiet because there was no sense in complaining to Meta knight. "Okay,

so, If you know a girl that you really have a crush on but she doesn't like you and likes someone else and that

guy's a looser and a jerk to everyone behind her back. What do you do?" I asked. I was asking Meta knight

random questions about love. Not because his wife magically came back from the dead or anything, but

because it just gives us something to do, and it was another reason I wasn't complaining. "Well, is it you're

upset that they have a relationship or he really is being a jerk behind her back? No Kirby." Meta knight sighed

as he took a box of cereal from Kirby and placed it back on the shelf it came from. "He's mean to animals." I

said. "How is he mean to animals?" Meta knight cocked his head at me. "He pulls her Pik-I mean pulls on her

pet's tail when she's not looking and calls it names." "Well, You should tell Samus that Captain Falcon does

that. She may not believe you, but the truth will come out eventually." He whispered to me. He is really, really

good. "He shoots . . ." Ike skid around the isle and flung a can at Meta knight. Luckily he caught it. "HE

SCORES!!!!" Ike jumped up and down Meta knight threw him an annoyed glare. "Stop it. Guess who has to

pay for the stuff he breaks?" Ike slumped and joined Pit and Link with how bored he was. "Women also like

men who think optimistically." "Well that explains why the girls at the mansion never fell for you." Ike

muttered. Meta knight ignored him. "Shut it." I murmured. "Waffah! Waffahs!" Kirby held a box of waffles up to

show Meta knight. He looked at it with confusion. "What about them?" Kirby giggled and hugged the box. "All

right we'll get waffles too." Meta knight sighed. Kirby squealed again. Women also like men that are good with

animals and kids." Meta knight pointed out to me aloud. "Well, how do you know if someones good with kids?"

"I guess they're tolerant and patient with them." he answered. Ike Link and Pit where listening and smiled

slowly at what Kirby was getting ready to do. "Poyo! Waffahs! Haha! Poyo!" Kirby grabbed the container again

and whacked Meta knight on the head with it a few times. "Does that hurt?" Ike grimaced at how hard he hit.

"Yes. It does." Meta knight sighed as Kirby hit him again. "Are you going to do anything to him?" Link smiled a

little more. "No. I'm not." Meta knight sighed. He sounded quite weary. "Well, why are you letting him hit you

over the head with a bunch of waffles?" Pit kept a giggle in. "Because he knows the waffles own over all." Ike

pointed out. "Do they own over pancakes?" Link asked "Yes." Ike grinned. "Wow, then waffles must be pretty

strong." Link's eyes widened. Kirby hit Meta knight some more. "Meta knight, you don't need this agrivation." I

chuckled a little as Meta knight rubbed his head when Kirby finally stopped hitting him. "It helps my tolerance

's go get the vegetables and fruit." Meta knight walked on "Who needs that junk? No one eats it!" Pit turned

up his nose. Meta knight sighed "Last Girlfriend tip: Women Like men who don't make faces at their cooking.

Girls know that that "Junk" Prevents you from Scurvy, Beriberi disease, and Edema. So let's go before I have to

cure you of those sicknesses." Ike, Link, and Pit grimaced a little and then followed us.

"It's a grain!" I said a little annoyed. "No it's not!" Meta knight said with my same tone. "Marth, If Asparagus

was a grain then it would grow in fields." He rolled his eyes "You couldgrow them in a field if you wanted!" I

argued back. "But you can't cut them with a sickle like other grains!" "Can you cut corn with a sickle? Corn's a

grain!" I pointed out. "True, but corn doesn't go to seed! Asparagus does! It's a vegetable!" "It's a grain!"

"Just because it looks a little like a grain doesn't mean that it is!" He mask-gloved (Face-palmed). "What are

you guys arguing about now?" Link asked. "We're arguing if Asparagus is a grain or a vegetable." I looked

over at Pit and him. "Well that's a dumb thing to argue about." Link folded his arms. "Yeah," Pit agreed, for the

moment. "Everyone knows they're grains!" "Thank you Pit!" I held my arms out at him "You understand it!"

"What?! They're vegetables! Not grains!" Link said siding with Meta knight. "But how come they come

wrapped in a bundle like wheat does?" Pit put his hand on his hips and leaned in towards Link. "That' s a

coincidence! You dry wheat! You don't dry asparagus!" "Do you dry corn?" Pit bickered. "Yes! You do! For

popcorn and at Thanksgiving! " "Oh yeah. . ." Pit trailed off. "But it's still a grain!" "No it's not!" They argue

more than Meta knight and I do. "What are you gu-" "Don't" "Even" "Ask." Meta knight and I sighed. Ike simply

shrugged and walked on with us silently. "Suika!" Kirby squeaked as he squirmed in the carriage. "Fine, Marth

could you help me?" Meta knight did his best to pick up a watermelon. I took It from him and placed it in the

carriage. "Wait 'til we get home Kirby, the you can have it." Meta knight rubbed him on the head. He giggled

and nodded. "What about avocados? They're vegetables right?" Link asked after seven minutes of arguing

with Pit. "No! They're fruit!" "No! Fruit have to be sweet!" "Well what about tomatoes and cucumbers?" "Those

aren't fruits! Fruits have to grow in trees!" "No they don't! Peppers don't grow in trees!" "That's because

Peppers aren't fruits!" "They are too!" "Are not!" Are too!" "Say that to grapes!" "Grapes grow in trees!" "No!

They grow on vines!" "Vegetables grow on the ground fruits grow in trees!" Link snapped "Nu-uh!"

"Mushrooms are vegetables too! And have you ever seen a mushroom in a tree?" "Mushrooms are fruit! They

don't go to seed!" "Mushrooms aren't vegetables orfruit! They're a fungus!" Ike exploded. "Oh, I see." Link

scratched his head. "Wow, that explains a lot." Pit's eyes widened. "Hey, what about artichokes? What are

they?" I got the curiosity to ask. "Artichokes are vegetables." Meta knight placed some horse radish in the

carriage. "What?! Everyone knows they're fruits!" Ike nipped. "But if they we're fruits then they'd have seeds.

They don't." Meta knight started moving again and we had to run a little to keep up with him.

"Hey Meta knight, If I were to shake up the milk by hooking it to Marth's back and telling him that he had a

hole in his pants, do you think that he'd spin fast enough around that it would turn into butter?" Pit held up a

milk carton and smiled. Meta knight stared for a second and then sighed. "No, I think that he'd realize you

tricked him and kill you before you get to put it on anything." "Very funny." I murmured and chucked a yogurt

container at Pit. "Hey, how do you know when these things spoil anyways?" Link put some cream cheese in

the carriage. "Okay," Meta knight gave Link full attention "Here's how it goes:

Spoiled milk looks like yogurt.

Spoiled yogurt looks like cottage cheese,

Spoiled cottage cheese looks like cheese,

which is actually spoiled milk. . . and now I'm getting off topic. But it's true. So there you have it."

"Ahh, thank you for explaining that to Meta knight. Now I won't ever have to suffer from drinking spoiled milk

again!" Link smiled and put the yogurt I threw at Pit back in the rack. "Contains Milk. . . . .WELL THAT'S A DUMB

THING TO PUT ON A MILK CARTON!!!" Pit read and stated blandly as he put it in the carage. "I think that it may

be for those people that are stupid, too stupid in fact to know what 'Milk carton' Means, so they put a label on

the side for the ones allergic to milk." Meta knight joked. I couldn't help but laugh. "Isse cweam Pwease?"

Kirby pushed at Meta knight shoulder. "Okay. . ." Meta knight sighed. "Coffffeeeeeee fa-la-vorrrrrr." Ike

flopped over by where the ice cream was. "Whoa there Ike, the last thing need is caffeine andsugar." Meta

knight picked up a few containers of ice cream and put it in the carriage. Kirby squealed and said "Suika!

Suika!" Again. Meta knight rolled his eyes. "Kirby, there is no such flavor of ice cream as watermelon." "Actually

there is, it's watermelon sherbert roll." Link put a container of it in the carriage as well. Meta knight looked a

little surprised. As Kirby's vocabulary advances, he becomes funnier and even more entertaining to be

around. "Papa wong! Haha! Papa no wike being wong! Get agwyies! Haha!" Kirby laughed happily as Meta

knight turned red with embarrassment. "Ike Pit Link and I were not all that successful in holding back laughter.

To be continiued. . . .

Okay sorry I cut it short, but did you like it? R+Rs! I felt that a situation that I'm this excited with deserves at least one more chapter!