Blue shot the last eye on the giant. It fell to its bloody-eye-covered-knees and disintegrated into nothingness. How that worked, he didn't know, and he didn't want to find out. At that same moment, Purple and Clara emerged from the staircase. They looked like they were almost out of energy.
"You guys done?" Blue asked.
"Yeah," Purple panted, "what'd you have to do. And where's Green and Dark?"
"We kinda had to defeat a giant that was covered in eyes."
"And as for Green," Red stated, "He and Dark went upstairs to the next room."
"And left you guys?" Clara asked, confused.
"He didn't mean to," Blue said, "The door closed on its own."
"He and Dark are probably fighting Vaati," Purple pointed out. "Or done fighting him; come on, let's find out." He ran over to the door. And to his surprise, it was unlocked.
They all ran out and up the stairs. Blue opened the next door and they saw Dark and Vaati clanging swords against each other. It looked like Vaati was winning until Clara shot a lightning bolt that rendered him unconscious.
"Thanks," Dark said with gratitude.
"Don't mention it," Clara replied. "No, really, don't mention it."
"Where's Green?" Red asked.
"He went upstairs to break the mirror," Dark replied.
"What mirror?" Blue asked, confused.
"The mirror that stores mine and Vaati's power," Dark explained.
"ARE YOU CRAZY!?" Clara yelled.
"I think we've established that already," Dark replied. "But if you don't mind me asking, why ARE YOU YELLING!"
"Don't you know that if you destroy the mirror of darkness, you unleash…" she paused, "him"
"You don't mean-"
"Yeah."
"OH CRAP, GREEN!" They both yelled at the same time. They blasted through the door and up the stairs. The other three followed, with Purple skimming through the book for the "Mirror of Darkness".
Once they reached the top floor, they were too late. Green was unconscious, with Sam in a dress leaning over him.
"It's useless," Clara said, "only the Staff of Healing can heal him now."
"Staff of Healing?" Red asked, "We don't have that one. What color is it?"
"Pink," Clara answered.
There was a small silence (except for the rage of Ganon) until Sam pulled out a pink staff. "How did you-" Clara stopped herself, "You know what, I'm not even going to ask. Give it here." Sam gave Clara the staff and Clara concentrated power, then blasted some energy at Green.
"I'm up," Green shot up, as if he had a bucket of ice water poured on his head.
"Now," Blue started, "How do we defeat that." He pointed at Ganon.
"He said something about the Staff of Light," Sam replied. "Any ideas?"
Purple flipped through the Book of Hyrule and saw something. "Here, it says that the Staff of Light can only be formed if all seven Staffs of power join together to become one."
"How do we do that?" Green asked.
"Only with a powerful spell, told by the Princess."
"I don't know any spells!" Sam complained
"Luckily the spell is here in the book."
"I'll help you cast it," Clara demanded. "I know a thing or two about spells."
"Alright," Green ordered. "You two cast the spell; the rest of us will distract him from stopping you." And with that, they set off.
"Hey, fatso," Blue called up to Ganon, to get his attention. "I bet you can't see my through your own flab!"
"Why you little," Ganon swung his fist where Blue was. But Blue dodged the attack.
Green jumped and landed on the giant fist. He stabbed it so he can stay on and climb the arm. He stabbed up further and further, no matter how many times Ganon swung and slammed, Green kept on climbing. Once he reached the shoulder, he noticed a jewel on Ganon's forehead. How could he not have noticed it, he looked closer at it and the jewel literally had "Weak Point" written all over it. He climbed the ear and onto Ganon's head. He jumped and slashed the jewel, falling to the ground and rolling once he hit; he realized that the golden sword disappeared as well. Ganon roared in agony.
"The jewel on his forehead," Green explained. "As if it weren't obvious enough, that's his weak spot."
"Great," Dark said, "How do we hit it?"
"The sacred weapons, duh. The Sword was already used."
"I'll use the Flail," Blue suggested. "It's fun to use."
"I'll take the Bow," Red said, "I'm pretty accurate"
"I'll use the Boomerang," Purple said," its instructions are coming back to me."
"I'll take the Mace," Dark suggested, "I like bashing things."
"Then I'll use the Banana, I guess," Green said. "However that'll be done."
Once the split up, Red drew back his bow and shot an arrow at the jewel, the bow disappeared. Blue did an unrealistic jump and smacked the jewel with his flail. Dark threw his mace up, and Purple threw the boomerang at it. The boomerang took the mace, and they both disappeared in the jewel. Green had no idea what to do with the banana so he just threw it and it magically went into the jewel, and the jewel was smashed into pieces. Ganon roared and smashed the top of the tower.
At that moment, Sam finished the staff. There was only one staff now; it was light blue and glowing. Sam aimed the staff at Ganon and yelled, "Take this, you overgrown hippo!" a beam of light came out of the tip of the staff and blasted Ganon until he looked like a human…a normal sized human. "I'll be back," he promised as he disappeared into nothing.
"Well," Green stated, "I guess there was a happy ending after all. Come on, there's still one thing left we have to do." They then went back to the Four Sword Realm.