This is the eighty-third chapter in the Pokemon Heroes story. This is the first part of that other story happening at the same time stuff. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or any of the songs


(Opening song)

After getting all their money back, the kids made it safely to the Sandgem Town. After settling down, Dawn began to notice how similar it was to Twinleaf Town. As she looked outside the Pokemon Center, she saw Brendan laughing at Ash who was coming towards them, who was all wet for some reason.

"What'd she do this time?" asked Brendan.

"If she calls for me, tell her I'm out," said Ash. Brendan nodded, and Ash walked over towards their room. May then came by. She was also wet.

"Where'd he go?" asked May. Brendan pointed towards Ash's direction, and May ran towards the boy.

"Way to go by ratting him out," said Dawn.

"I can't just lie to her," said Brendan, "Ash saw it coming." Dawn sighed and walked over to him.

"You know, this town reminds me a lot about Twinleaf, doesn't it?" asked Dawn.

"It does?" asked Brendan, "I never really put too much thought into that." Dawn giggled.

"I'm going to go out," said Dawn, "If Ash and May get into their fights, call me."

"Alright," said Brendan, "I might catch up with you later. Gotta watch over them before they get us kicked out of this place." Dawn nodded and walked out. When she got out, she walked all over Sandgem. After a while of looking around and thinking what she should do next, she passed by a laboratory. She looked at the sign, and noticed that it said the lab belonged to Professor Rowan.

"Professor Rowan, huh?" said Dawn, "I wonder if Brendan or Ash wants to see him."

"I came here to see him today," said a boy behind her, "What are you here for?"

"Oh, I'm not gonna..." said Dawn as she turned towards the boy, but stopped as soon as she saw his face. Her heart stopped, and her face was filled with shock.

"Morning, Dee-Dee," said Kenny in a charming, sweet voice, "Still looking as beautiful as ever." (A/N: Sinnoh Clothes)

Kenny the Charmer


Dawn didn't move. She was amazingly surprised. Out of all the people in the world. Today, she had to meet him. She forced a smile on her face.

"Hey Kenny," said Dawn, "How's things?'

"Nothing much," said Kenny as he brushed his hand through his hair, "It's just I left Twinleaf and took a plane to Haruka City, which is near here. I came here to ask the Professor for something. I'm going on a journey."

"That's awesome," said Dawn, "So yeah, I gotta go now and..."

"And why are you here? I haven't seen you in Twinleaf in a while."

"Um, I'm also going on a journey of my own with a couple of friends," said Dawn.

"What are you doing on this journey?"

"Just traveling around," answered Dawn. Kenny started to laugh, making Dawn twitch.

"Just traveling around?" asked Kenny, "That's so lame."

"You have no idea the shit I have seen so far," thought Dawn, thinking about The Dark Signers and Team Rocket, "And what are you planning to do?"

"I'm just going to show off the beautiful elegance of my Pokemon all throughout Ransei," said Kenny as the winds blew through his hair and he looked up to the sky, "You will see me on every single television. I'll be famous, and once I do, I'll be able to take you as my bride. My sweet, dear Da..."

"Cut the crap, Kenny," sighed Dawn. Kenny put down the mini fan in his hand, stopping the winds.

"Oh come on," whined Kenny.

"What's the real reason why you're traveling?" asked Dawn.

"Fine," said Kenny, but in a less charming voice, but in his normal voice, "Only half of that was true. I wanted to take you with me. How about it? Wanna travel with this awesome guy?" Dawn just patted the boy on his shoulder.

"Listen Kenny," said Dawn, "You're a nice guy, but like I said, I'm already traveling with my friends and Bren..."

"You're still with that guy?" asked Kenny.

"Why can't you two just get along for once?" asked Dawn.

"Because he's a basterd."

"No he's not. You're just pissed at him because you're jealous. But they're a bunch of other fish in the sea. Maybe you could..."

"I don't care," said Kenny as he once again took out the mini fan and started blowing wind into his hair as it flowed and his charming voice returned, "I'm going in. Wait up for me, alright?"

"Alright," said Dawn. Kenny then walked inside. Dawn then ran off.


Dawn was able to get as far away front the lab as possible. She looked back to check if Kenny was there, but he was nowhere in sight. She sighed in relief.

"At least I lost him," thought Dawn. She then looked up and saw the restaurant she was standing under. The sign was in calligraphy style, and it read Alimentaires Manger Chiennes Putain! Dawn tilted her head to the side.

"I wonder what that means," thought Dawn (A/N: Go ahead. Search that up on a translator. It's French) Dawn looked through the windows of the restaurant, and saw Brendan hiding behind a bush inside. He was peeking at something. Dawn sighed.

"There he goes again," thought Dawn. She then walked into the restaurant. After explaining why she was here to the front desk, she walked over to Brendan behind the bush.

"If you want food, you could just order a table," said Dawn. Brendan now noticed her, and pulled her into the bush.

"Shh," he told her, "I can't let them notice us."

"Who?" asked Dawn. Brendan pointed forward, and Dawn noticed Ash and May sitting at a table with a waiter by them. May was just drooling by looking at the menu, Ash was glaring angrily at the waiter, and the waiter was twirling his black, fake mustache while trying to avoid Ash's glare. His green hair already told Dawn who he was, but she was focused on Ash and May.

"OH ARCEUS!" exclaimed Dawn, "I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY. I KNEW THEY WERE GOING OUT!" Brendan quickly put his hand over her mouth to keep her quiet as the boys looked around to see who it was.

"Shush," said Brendan, "I'm watching him."

"Ash?" asked Dawn.

"No, Drew," said Brendan as he chuckled, "He's on a mission, and I'm here to see how many times he screws up. He already screwed up three times. Dawn looked back, and didn't see Ash or Drew there, just May swinging her legs under the table like she was hitting something.

"Where'd they go?" asked Dawn. As they looked at May, Kenny was walking behind them outside and noticed Dawn. His jaw dropped, and he ran inside the restaurant and towards them, past the front desk.

"There you are," said Kenny. Dawn sighed, and Brendan just looked at the boy.

"What kind of fucked up adventure did you go on this time?" asked Brendan. Kenny regained his composure and looked at Brendan with charming eyes.

"We meet again my formidable rival," said Kenny. Brendan didn't say anything. He just blinked a couple of times. He then shrugged, looked back at May, and smirked.

"I have no idea who you are," said Brendan as Kenny's jaw dropped, "But if you want a rival, then whatever. Just wait a sec." Kenny looked angrily at Brendan.

"This is why I hate you!" yelled Kenny, and he karate-chopped Brendan on his head. After rubbing it, Brendan looked angrily at Kenny.

"Okay buddy, you asked for it!" yelled Brendan, and he stood up and grabbed one mini bush and crashed it across Kenny's face. Kenny countered by taking another mini bush and hit Brendan with it on his chest causing him to fall back and hit a table, causing all the food to spill on the ground and the people sitting there to scream and jump out. As Brendan rubbed his head, Kenny appeared on top of him with a fork.

"Ah-hah!" he exclaimed. He tried stabbing Brendan with it, but Brendan found a spoon and started defending himself from the hits. People started shouting and cheering, and a loopy manager who was obviously drunk started cheering as well.

"You go you white-haired bitch!" exclaimed the manager, "You go!" Brendan continued to block the boy's hits.

"Hey Brendan! Hey Dawn!" exclaimed May as she waved to them.

"Hey May," they said in unison.

"Who's superior now, huh?" asked Kenny, "Who is superior now!"

"You need help," said Brendan, and he kicked Kenny towards May's table. She moved out of the way, but when he hit it, it tipped over and under it was Ash grabbing a frightened Drew by the collar.

"What are you doing to our waiter, Ash?" asked May, "You could get us kicked out." The boys looked around and saw Brendan and Kenny brawling throughout the place as people continued to cheer.

"I leave you alone for two minutes," said Ash.

"I didn't do anything, I swear," said May, "By the way, Dawn and Brendan are here."

"I haven't noticed," said Ash sarcastically. He then walked into the middle of the brawl, and for a few seconds, he started getting involved in the fight, but was able to pull them apart in the end.

"What the hell guys?" asked Ash.

"He started it," said Brendan.

"You're the one who was hanging out with my girl!" yelled Kenny.

"What girl?" yelled Brendan, "The only girls I've been hanging out with is May and Dawn!"

"Exactly!" yelled Kenny. Brendan blinked a few times, and then gave a sly smile to Ash.

"Ooooh, Ash you've got competition," said Brendan.

"You idiot!" yelled Kenny, and he kicked Brendan out from Ash's hand, causing him to crash on a table with a large glass of water on it. Kenny got off from Ash's grip and jumped towards Brendan, making them both get wet. They continued to brawl, but then Brendan kicked him away and breathed heavily.

"Listen, I can easily see you're forever alone," said Brendan, "Maybe I can hook you up with someone. What about that chick over there? She's been keeping her eye on you."

"It's because we're fighting!" said Kenny, "I can finally have my revenge. Do you even remember me? It's only been about five to six months. From Twinleaf Town?" Brendan continued to look at Kenny, and then a metal gear clicked in his head, and his eyes widened.

"Wait a minute, you're Kenny!" yelled Brendan surprised, and then he showed a smile and waved, "How ya doing, buddy?"

"Oh shut up," said Kenny, and he jumped on Brendan. Now their fight was just silly, pulling each other's hair and trying to scratch each other with their short nails. Not very effective. After a while, Drew came and put an empty platter in between them. Acting like dogs, they were biting each end of it, trying to get it away from the other person like it was a Frisbee. Drew chuckled.

"You know him, Dawn?" asked May. Dawn sighed and shrugged her shoulders. The boys then dropped the Frisbee and started pounding their heads against each other.

"She's mine, and you know it!" yelled Kenny.

"Dude, go fuck a sex doll," said Brendan, "I thought when I left you'd fuck off."

"You fuck a sex doll!" yelled Kenny. Drew pulled them apart.

"Listen, you two," said Drew, "I have no idea why you're like this, but I find this hilarious."

"This guy's trying to steal my girlfriend!" yelled Brendan.

"He stole her from me!" exclaimed Kenny. Ash sighed, and then took May's hand and started to walk out.

"This world is filled with nutjobs," said Ash, and he dragged the girl out, "Peace." They left, but Brendan and Kenny continued to argue.

"And who are you to say that!" yelled Brendan.

"Yo mamma!" yelled Kenny. After finishing laughing, Drew patted both boys on the back.

"Listen, if you guys are fighting for the same girl, you might as well compete for her," said Drew. A light bulb appeared over the boys' heads.

"That's a perfect idea, Drew," said Brendan.

"Yeah, what would we do without you?" said Kenny. They both then ran out of the restaurant. Drew looked towards Dawn.

"You're gonna follow them?" asked Drew. Dawn sighed and left the restaurant as well. Drew looked towards the people and manager.

"Let's party!" he exclaimed. Everyone cheered.


The two boys were outside in the park, standing opposite from each other. They were cracking their knuckles and stretching. They were smirking.

"Can you two boys just stop it?" asked Dawn.

"No way," said Brendan, "He started it."

"Get ready to get embarrassed in front of your girlfriend," said Kenny.

"Get ready to get embarrassed in front of YOUR girlfriend," countered Brendan, "I mean Dawn." They then stood in a battling pose. Dawn looked worried. Before they could do anything else, they sat down at a table in the park and shook their fists.

"Rock-Paper-Scissors," said them both in unison. Brendan gave rock while Kenny gave paper. Kenny then slapped the boy across the face.

"We're playing the advanced rules," said Kenny. Dawn sighed and kneeled on the grass, waiting for the boys to finish. It was no use bothering them. Brendan then gave rock while Kenny gave scissor. Brendan then punched the boy across the face.

"Sucker!" said Brendan. They went again, and Brendan chose scissors while Kenny chose paper. Brendan then smirked and moved his fingers like a scissor.

"Eye time," said Brendan.

"Shit, shit, shit," said Kenny as he tried to run away, but Brendan caught him and forced him to open his eyes as his fingers moved closer as Kenny screamed and squirmed. Dawn looked at them in disbelief.

"What kind of games did you guys learn?" thought Dawn.


Dawn sat on a bench. She looked on at the two boys who were still going crazy. As she sat there, May came by and sat down by her. Dawn noticed her and smiled.

"I'm glad one ray of sunshine came to me today," said Dawn. May nodded and looked towards the boys, and saw them playing Frisbee as Brendan was the dog and Kenny was the thrower. She didn't know whether they were competing, or having fun.

"Did they hit their heads?" asked May.

"No," answered Dawn, "They're competing over me. That's Kenny, a guy who was in love with me back in Twinleaf Town. They always compete over me. It's so childish and stupid. Brendan is never this weird unless he's with him."

"A lot of boys are over you, aren't they?" asked May, thinking about Gold as well. Dawn blushed.

"Being this pretty is a gift, and a curse," said Dawn, "But you're even prettier than me, May. How are you able avoid boys like that?" May shrugged her shoulders.

"Hey cutie," said a boy far from the girls, "We found you." May groaned. Dawn noticed that it wasn't one boy, but a whole bunch of boys, maybe eight. They seemed three to four years older than her. May stood up.

"I'll see you later Dawn," said May with a smile. Dawn nervously smiled and waved goodbye. May then ran off, and the boys chased after her. After they left, Dawn thought of something.

"Wasn't she with Ash?" thought Dawn. She looked back at Brendan and Kenny, only to see them drawing pictures now. Dawn walked over to them, and sighed when she saw them coloring in poorly-drawn Pokemon. Brendan showed Kenny his screwed up Aggron, and Kenny slouched in disappointment.

"Can we just go now?" asked Dawn. Kenny looked at Dawn, crumbled up his piece of paper, and threw it at Brendan's face.

"I'm not done with him yet," said Kenny.

"But you guys are not doing anything," said Dawn, "What does pictures do?"

"Yeah, we should move on to another challenge," said Brendan as he crumbled up his paper and threw it into a trash can, "Baking a cake?"

"Hell yeah," responded Kenny. Dawn's bitch switch was switched on.

"You idiots!" yelled Dawn, "If you guys really want to show your manliness, how about beating the crap out of each other!" After realizing what she said, Dawn turned around in embarrassment and covered her mouth. She didn't mean to say that. She was tired of the boys' games, but she didn't want them to fight.

"Wow Dawn," said Brendan, "You're so violent."

"Meow," agreed Kenny by imitating a fierce cat.

"But she's right," said Brendan, "We have to step up our game. Fighting solves nothing, so we're gonna have to decide this in a way that any Pokemon trainer can."

"You know me so well," said Kenny, and he took out a Pokeball and he slowly stood up. They then took steps away from each other and prepared to throw. After staring at each other, they threw their Pokemon, with Brendan and his Poochyena, and Kenny and his Prinplup. Kenny started laughing.

"I knew you were dumb, but not that dumb," said Kenny.

"You're underestimating its power dumb-butt," said Brendan. Dawn also found it funny to send his Poochyena, but she had faith in Brendan. But if he did lose, she'd just run away.

"Let's get this started," said Brendan, "Poochyena, attack with Headbutt!" Poochyena nodded and ran towards Prinplup to attack, but Prinplup dodged it.

"Use Aqua Jet!" ordered Kenny, and Prinplup obeyed and charged at Poochyena with a surge of water around it. It collided against Poochyena, and pushed it away towards a wall, but it got up.

"Fight back with Iron Tail," ordered Brendan. Poochyena went towards Prinplup at an amazing speed and hit the Pokemon with its glowing tail across Prinplup's face. Prinplup countered by catching its tail and tossing it away.

"Use Hydro Pump!" ordered Kenny, and Prinplup hit the Pokemon, but Poochyena wasn't going to get pushed by some water. It stood its ground and stayed up. The attack stopped, and Poochyena still stood strong.

"I'm starting to see why you sent it out," said Kenny.

"You haven't seen nothing yet," said Brendan, "Use Bite followed by Iron Tail." Poochyena nodded and ran towards Prinplup and immediately bit it before it could respond. Prinplup tried shaking the Pokemon off, but Poochyena held on tightly. After a while, it got off at the right timing and hit the Pokemon with its iron tail and knocked it to the ground by Kenny. Kenny saw his Pokemon, and then smirked.

"I'm going to win Dawn's heart whether you want me to or not," said Kenny, "Alright Prinplup, use Waterfall!" Prinplup nodded, and then it jumped in the air over Poochyena. It then created a surge of water around it, and sent a huge wave of water down at the Pokemon. It couldn't dodge, and it got hit head on. After the water dispersed, Poochyena was on the ground, exhausted and breathing heavily. Brendan went over it and checked it, and it was okay. He petted it on its head and smiled.

"You're done?" asked Kenny.

"I guess so," said Brendan, actually admitting defeat. Dawn prepared to run for her life, but then Poochyena stood up and faced Kenny, growling and still breathing heavily. Brendan chuckled and stood up.

"We're not done yet," said Brendan, "I've got something to protect, and Poochyena and I are on it."

"Bring it," said Kenny.

"We will," said Brendan, "Okay Poochyena, when you're ready, use..." Suddenly, light surrounded Poochyena's body. Brendan looked at it in surprise. It grew bigger and longer, and its fur started getting sharper. Its canine nose got sharper as well. When the light disappeared, Poochyena wasn't standing there anymore.

"Mightyena!" roared Mightyena. Kenny just looked at it in surprise as Brendan gave a huge smile.

"Hell yeah!" exclaimed Brendan, "Now we're talking. Hey Mightyena, if you win this, I'll take you to a restaurant to eat." Mightyena nodded.

"Who cares," said Kenny, "I can still kick your ass."

"Mightyena, use Headbutt," ordered Brendan. Before Kenny could counter it, Mightyena hit Prinplup, but this time, the attack was stronger. Prinplup fell to the ground. It forced itself to get up.

"Don't give up," said Kenny, "Use Hydro Pump!" Prinplup did, and it hit in front of the Pokemon, causing an explosion. It smirked.

"Use Shadow Ball!" ordered Brendan. Mightyena broke through the cloud and went in front of Prinplup. It collided with the Pokemon, and it went flying towards a wall. It fell to the ground by Kenny. Kenny went by it and saw its swirling eyes. He sighed. Brendan and Mightyena cheered. Dawn sighed in relief. Kenny returned Prinplup.

"Thank you," said Kenny to the Pokeball. He walked over to Brendan.

"Nice match," said Kenny.

"Better luck next time," said Brendan.

"Oh, they'll be a next time," said Kenny as he gave a thumbs up, "And I'll win."

"Dream on, bitch," countered Kenny. They shook hands. While they did that, Kenny tripped Brendan and tossed him aside. He then ran towards Dawn. He took out his mini fan and once again blew wind through his hair.

"So Dawn, I heard you..." said Kenny, and then suddenly he started getting hit by acorns. He turned back and saw Brendan throwing them.

"Get out of here!" yelled Brendan. Kenny hissed, and Brendan threw another one and he started running.

"I'll be back!" yelled Kenny, and he left. Dawn chuckled as Brendan huffed.


The sun was setting, and Brendan and Dawn headed towards The Pokemon Center. Dawn was balancing and walking on a ledge by the side of the road.

"I'm glad he's gone," said Dawn, "Now I know I can rest in peace tonight."

"I wish he didn't leave," said Brendan, "I still had more acorns to throw at him." Dawn looked at Brendan. Even though it sounded mean, Dawn could hear some friendly intention in it.

"Why do you two get into fights?" asked Dawn.

"Because he's a creep," said Brendan.

"But you guys were having a load of fun back in the park," said Dawn.

"That was called competing, Dawn," said Brendan, "It's how men do it. Also, he was getting up on you. That basterd is not taking you away from me. No one takes you away from me." Dawn then blushed furiously. She found it funny though. Even when they say they hate each other, they were like best friends. Sometimes, she was glad Kenny would come to make the boy happy. She then jumped off the ledge and kissed Brendan on his cheek and took his arm.

"Thank you, Brendan," said Dawn. They then walked into The Pokemon Center. When they did, they saw Ash sitting and sleeping on the couch as May was kissing him on his cheek.

"Oooooh," said Brendan. May stopped and looked at the two surprised. She started blushing.

"Something happened between you two," said Dawn, and then she got a look at Ash and her eyes widened. He looked pummeled and beaten up. Bandages were on his arms, and there was a bruise on his cheek. Pikachu was on his lap.

"What happened?" asked Brendan. May then stopped blushing and smiled.

"Ash is adorable when he's overprotective," said May as she hugged the boy, not caring that her friends were there. Brendan and Dawn just blinked and looked at each other. They then shrugged. They didn't know what happened, but they felt like that story has to be with Ash and May.

(Ending song)


Next Time on Pokemon Heroes: After showing May his scar, Ash decides to take her out to make her feel better. But there is never a day when he can peacefully be with her, and he needs help not to screw up. Will Ash give May a good day, and how did he end up beaten up at the end of this chapter anyway? Next Time: Ash the Screw-Up.


That was that chapter. Next chapter will involve Ash and May's side of the story while Dawn and Brendan deal with Kenny. ALERT: A lot of Advanceshipping next chapter. I promised you guys more Advanceshipping this season, and I'm not gonna break it. Enjoy!

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