Hiya everyone! How'd you guys like the last chapter? Good? Bad?
Alright so for some reason, my document manager/file editor thing is acting up again and it's been taking out parts of sentences. Why? I don't know. Spelling errors are entirely my fault and I'll try my best to find them. I don't really feel like finding a beta, so please bear with me.
OHMAHGAWD! So sorry for my long leave of absence. I dunno why I haven't been writing for the longest time. But, I promise, from now on, I'll be updating at least 3 times a week. Thank you to those of you who have been patiently waiting while I was away, I really appreciate it.
Anyway thank you guys for your support. Please continue to enjoy.
On with the story!
Sasukes POV:
"Sorry doesn't clear the air." I told him as I turned up my nose at the foul odor.
"Times up.' Ryuuske said as he opened the door 8 minutes later. We almost passed out as soon as we hit the cold air.
"We'll see you guys tomorrow for the next challenge." Ryuuske grinned. I swear, I hate this son of a bitch..
Sasukes POV:
"I have half a mind to go back there and beat the little shit into the dirt." I huffed as I pulled my shirt over my head. Naruto and I had just walked into the dressing room thing after that 'Hell' challenge. Seriously, whose idea was it to put us in a steaming hot room? Were they trying to kill us? Well, Ryuuske seems like he wants to kill me, but that's not gonna happen.
"Yeah, but imagine what would happen if you did?" Naruto grumbled as he splashed cold water on his face.
"Nothing would happen. He'd get his ass kicked and I'd go about my day." I shrugged, slinging my backpack over my shoulder. "I'll see you later, Naruto." I called before I left.
"See ya." He said as I walked out of the room. After all the shit that's happened today, I'm exhausted. And what's great about today is that I don't have to go to work, so I can just go home and relax. I slowly walked to my car, deciding to take my time getting home. While driving down the road, I randomly turned the radio on to find that a familiar song had come on.
This is how I show my love
I made it in my mind because
I blame it on my A.D.D. baby
This is how an angel dies
I blame it on my own supply
Blame it on my A.D.D. baby
Sail!
I nodded my head to the beat of the song and mumbled some of the words under my breath as I drove. It made me pine to make some music. Its been a pretty long time since the band last played together. Maybe its about time we did. I slowly pulled into the driveway and noticed that Hinatas car was there. I thought that she has work today. Guess not. I walked up to the front door and opened it to be greeted, once again, by a small dog nipping at my feet as I took my shoes off. I sighed and picked the dog up, as I had been doing for the past few days. Then I heard a bunch of rummaging coming from our room. I swear, I'm not in the mood to be getting robbed right now. I shook my head and walked towards the room and peaked through the partially cracked door to see Hinata rifling though the dresser and closet. I was about to sneak up on her until Po barked, ruining my cover. Little runt. So, I just walked in right as Hinata had turned around, looking flustered.
"I thought you had to work today." I stated flopping back on the bed, still holding Po.
"I-I do, just not now." Hinata stuttered. What the hell? She smoothed her hair and then sat on the bed awkwardly and flattened her hands over her dress.
"Uh, you okay?" I asked her, watching Po bite and tug at the hem of my shirt.
"Hmm? O-Oh y-yeah." She answered getting up and putting the things that she had messed up back in place. I just watched as my frantic girlfriend moved about in the room.
"You don't seem okay." I commented as she slowly searched through something in the closet with her back facing me.
"I-I'm fine." She mumbled as a box tumbled over in the closet. I sighed and stood up to go help out. So, I crouched down and helped her. But, as soon as our hands touched, she yanked hers back like I had a disease or something.
"Ya know, the stuff in this box looks a lot like things that belong to me." I teased as we stood up.
"H-Huh? What?! N-No…. I was just….I-It was an accident." She said, a blush creeping up her neck to cover her face and ears. I placed my hands on her shoulders and turned her to face me. She did everything in her power to keep from looking me in the eyes. Being as tired as I was, I just took her face in my hands and gently forced her to look at me.
"Are you sure you're okay?" I questioned, looking directly into her eyes. Hmm, feels like its been forever since I had done that.
"Yep." She said quickly, placing her hands on mine while she absent mindedly chewed her bottom lip. I narrowed my eyes and smirked before leaning down to kiss her, taking her by surprise. Not three seconds later did she wrap her legs around my waist and allow me to carry her over to the bed. We landed on the bed, almost landing on Po who had fallen asleep. We broke the kiss long enough for Hinata to pull my shirt over my head. Po barked as he fell off of the bed and ran towards the door. I smirked as Hinata threw a pillow hard enough to close the door and kissed me again, sliding her hands over my shoulders.
"My back hurts." I mumbled to myself as I stretched my arms, being careful not to wake Hinata up. A soft whimper left her partially open mouth as she shifted in her sleep, her thighs lightly tightening around my leg. I just chuckled as I moved to ease out of the bed. Before I left the room to go shower, I glanced back to see the thin sheet sliding off of Hinatas back, threatening to leave her stark naked and open to the cold room. I smirked as I walked over to pull the sheet back over her before kissing her forehead and heading towards the bathroom.
After my shower, I wrapped a towel around my waist and walked in to the kitchen to find Hinata leaning against the counter, sipping ice tea from a glass as she stared out of the window, wrapped in our bed sheet. Sexy.
"Feeling better?" I asked with a smirk as I walked up behind her, wrapped my hands around her waist and rested my head in the crook of her neck. She nodded with a flushed face and reached behind her to slide a hand into my still blonde hair.
"Sasuke." She said in a low tone as I kissed her shoulder.
"Hmm?" I hummed, taking a deep breath.
"You're going to have to cook dinner for yourself." She giggled as she turned around to face me. I chuckled and kissed the tip of her nose.
"As long as you're okay with having a burned up kitchen, that's fine with me." I joked as she laughed and rested her forehead on my chest.
Hinatas POV:
"One by one, you will display whatever it is that you collected during the raid and tell us your name. If it's not sufficient enough, you will be forced to leave. You, what've you got?" Nemui she asked, pointing to a girl with blue hair, which I'm sure isn't natural due to the earlier transformation.
"My name's Sumi Soroko and I raided my cousins closet and found this." The blue haired girl began as she pulled out a photo. We all stared hard and found that the image on the paper was an explicit photo of her male cousin and another man in an….intimate, position. Sumi buried her face in her hands as we all stared and then turned away. That's kind of harsh. But I guess she really wants to get in.
"That's gross." Katsuki frowned as she guided the girl to the other side of the room. "But you pass. Congratulations. Next." She said, pointing to another blue haired girl who cleared her throat and stepped forward with her phone.
"I'm Tori Aomine and I raided my moms closet and found this." She blushed as she pulled out a corset looking thing with some type of nipple-less bra. Nemui and Katsuki looked at each other with a frown. I doubt things are going to go well for Tori.
"While we appreciate your brave efforts to venture into your mothers closet, that's not really anything bad. I mean, I've got one of those. So, you lost this challenge, dismissed." Nemui concluded as she flicked her wrist, sending Tori out of the room looking several kinds of disappointed. "You're next, blondie." She said, pointing to me. I took a deep breath, pretty sure that my face was beet red.
"My name is Hinata a-and um… I uh…" I stammered.
"Get on with it." Katsuki spat, seemingly annoyed with me. I nodded and continued.
"I couldn't really find anything when I did my raid but… I took this picture." I finished, holding up my phone to show everyone in the room. The picture that I showed them was taken a few hours ago, before Sasuke had gotten into the shower. He still had his boxers on but he was doing some type of….strange pose in the mirror, so I took the picture through the small crack of the doorway. Sasuke seemed to be checking himself out, making a pouty face as he did.
"Hahaha! That's gold!" Nemui laughed as she ogled the picture. "Hey wait, isn't that Sasuke Uchiha?" My eyes kind of went wide when she asked this question. I nodded, not wanting to say anything. "Holy shit! How do you know him?" Nemui pressed, suddenly intrigued with Sasuke. I hope to goodness that she hadn't dated Sasuke in the past.
"He…He's my boyfriend." I told her, lowering my head. Was she going to tell me how she and him dated and how he was a jerk? Or maybe she was going to mention the fact that he's good in bed. Or mayb-
"Oh my gawd! You lucky little bitch!" The leader gushed, gripping my hand that held my phone. " He's got the voice of an angel! Oh my gosh! I watched him perform at this party one time and I swear he winked at me. Like, it was the sexiest thing I had ever seen. Tell me something, does he ever sing to you when you guys have sex? Ohh I bet he does! Is it not the sexiest thing in the world? Does his ass have dimples? Does he walk around with no shirt on all the time? Oooo, is he a zucchini or a baby carrot?" She beamed, smothering me with her 'all too personal' questions.
"I uh… Well he um…He's ver-" I began.
"Jesus, be careful not to slip in that puddle of drool, Nemui." Katsuki joked as she shook her head. "You passed, Hinata." She said as I was ushered to the other side of the room. "Alright blue eyes, you're next."
"I'm Ino and I've got this picture." Ino stated with a smirk, holding up her phone, much like I did. The, very disturbing, image on the phone screen was a picture of Naruto laying on a bed, covered with red and white roses looking rather aroused, if you catch my drift.
"Holy hell! That's Naruto! Oh my gosh! That man is the epitome of gorgeous! Like, are you kidding me?! And he can sing! Good God! Those eyes are just like, endless pools of blue and that perfect ass and…..And you're dating him aren't you?" Katsuki asked. Ino nodded with a smirk.
"And for the record, that ass is mine." Ino laughed as she confidently waked over to me and stood there, knowing that she had passed. And she did.
"Kastuki, try not to drown in that pool of despair." Nemui teased. Several minutes and disturbing raided items later, we all managed to pass the little test, we were sent home and told to prep for the next challenge. But, seeing as how they hadn't told us what it was, how were we supposed to prep.
"I really am afraid to ask this question but, what was going on in that picture?" I asked Ino as we got into my car. Ino smiled and let out a soft giggle.
"Narutos idea of a very nice Valentines gift.' She smiled as I pulled out of the parking lot. "Nevermind about my pitcure, what about yours? Sasukes was lookin' a little fruity in that picture." Ino joked as I waved her off.
"I took that picture shortly after Sasuke and I were um….Intimate." I told her, feeling my face burn. And that was when Ino burst out laughing.
"So that was an ego stroke pose he was doing?" She asked, trying to contain her laughter. I nodded, not wanting to look at my best friend. "Well, that wasn't the only that he was stroking." She teased, nudging me. I looked over at her quickly with wide eyes before focusing on the road again.
"Ino! You're so nasty! Why am I friends with a pervert?" I asked, trying to swat her as best I could. She just laughed again.
"Same reason you're dating a pervert; because you love us and you're a secret pervert, embrace it." She smiled as she answered a text message. From the way that she was smiling, I guess that it had been from Naruto. Her phone was in my face as I slowed at a stop light. Narutos tanned, naked body was on the screen with a caption that said 'We're waiting' with a winking face. At first, I wondered who 'We' was, but then I saw that his hand was covering…Naruto Jr.
"You two are so gross." I mumbled, knowing that my face was about as red as the truck in front of me.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Don't act like you and Sasuke aren't dirty." She smiled as she typed what I'm sure was a very naughty reply. I shook my head as we drove in an almost silence towards Inos shared apartment. When I say almost silent, I mean except for Inos snickering. As we pulled into her driveway, I just looked at her.
"Have fun. And use protection." I joked as Ino opened the car door.
"We will." She winked as she closed the door and waved to me, breaking out into a sprint as she ran towards the door. I shook my head and made my way back to the apartment.
This is how I show my love
I made it in my mind because
I blame it on my A.D.D. baby
This is how an angel dies
I blame it on my own supply
Blame it on my A.D.D. baby
Sail!
I smiled and hummed along to the familiar song as I drove home. This song kind of makes me realize that Sasuke and the band haven performed anywhere for quite some time. Maybe they should.
Sasukes POV:
"If you don't quit barking, I'm gonna put your little ass outside." I warned Po as he yapped again. I narrowed my eyes and plucked the dog off of the ground, setting him into my lap and petting him while I resumed my note taking. "You're spoiled." I told him, still petting his head. I didn't even move as I listened to the front door open, neither did Po, who was happily enjoying his special treatment.
"Aww, aren't you two cute?" Hinata giggled as she walked over to me and tilted my head back, giving me a soft, upside down kiss. "You look adorable with these glasses on." She smirked as she walked into the kitchen. I watched her ass as she left. Mmm, damn those shorts didn't leave much to the imagination. I smirked.
" I think what you meant to say was 'Babe, you look sexy with those on. You should wear them when w-'"
"Nope! That's not what I meant." Hinata blushed as she walked back in to the living room. "The only time you wear them is when you're reading, which isn't often, so it's oddly adorable to see you in them."
"Don't you mean its oddly arousing?" I joked as she pouted, still blushing.
"I said what I meant." She said, playfully rolling her eyes. "I'm going to go take a shower and then head to work. Do you need anything when I get off?" Hinata asked.
" A pack of socks and a dog kennel." I joked, looking at the small dog in my lap.
"We're not putting him in a kennel. And quit acting like you don't like him because I know you love him like you love me." She said, walking up behind me to give me another kiss.
"In that case, I love him more than anything in the world." I smiled, welcoming the kiss that she had given me.
"Rookie, if Hinata keeps walking past here in that skirt, yer gonna be assed out of a girlfriend." Kisame commented as Hinata waved at me on her way to work. I rolled my eyes and yanked Kisames giant, waving blue arm out of the air.
"I don't think Hinata is into bestiality, Kisame. I mean, you're kind of an animal." Deidara commented as he walked past us. "Plus, she likes me." He smirked.
"Shut up, bitch." Kisame laughed, one that echoed throughout the whole dealership. Deidara frowned and punched Kisame in the arm.
"The only reason she likes you is because the two of you use the same shampoo and wear the same sized pants. So now you two can share jeans and skirts and whatnot." I joked as I dodged a hit that Dei had thrown at me.
"Don't tease the princess, Rookie. It makes her angry." Kakuzu teased as he walked out onto the lot with the rest of us.
"Aww, not you too, Kakuzu. I thought you and I were friends." Deidara whined as he flipped his hair over his shoulder.
" Doesn't mean I can't make jokes." Kakuzu pointed out. Kisame and I just laughed. Who knew the man behind the money had a sense of humor?
Okie dokie, that was a couple hundred words shorter than some other chapters but it was still good, right?
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Until next time!
Next Chapter: The Tagging.