Hey guys its me again with the 2nd chapter also please review and tell me how much I suck so I can stop writing this damn story… (or you can tell me how much I rock and I can continue it) I did not metion it but munchies is 13

"How?" I asked "I don't know… I have been trying to come up with a plan but keep coming up short" I sighed then I got an idea "tomorrow they will take us in for the treadmill and we can hit the fire alarms on the way it should short out the flyboys" max thought about it then said "ok"

Tomorrow still the school still munchies POV

I woke up in the morning when the whitecoats came to take us to the treadmill room we were walking down the hallway left left right right left "NOW" I shouted and hit the fire alarm and punched the whitecoats in the face as some flyboys rounded the corner and the sprinklers came on. I saw sparks flying from the flyboys that's when the some more flyboys rounded the corner and passed right through the water WATERPROOF SHIT I saw a vending machine with some sodas in it the flock charged at the flyboys while I stayed back and started chewing through the soda machine I got through and grabed a soda and yelled to the flock" GET BEHIND ME!" then stoped fighting the flyboys and ran behind me after some questioning looks I ate the whole soda can at ones after punching some holes in it with my teeth.

I felt the gas collecting in my stomach and then up my throat it reached my mouth right about when the flyboys got to us. I opened my mouth and burped the flyboys were instantly engulfed in flames I heard gazzy say an awed "whoa" "RUN" max yelled to the flock and we all jumped out of the hole that my burp had made I spread my wings and flapped as fast as I could but could not get airborn "GRAB MUNCH" max yelled and fang and iggy swooped down and picked my up we got prett high up and I said "sorry I just have never had the chance to fly I mean I suppose the whitecoats should have let me out in the yard but they are jerks the mean come on-"

I was cut off by nudge "whoa" that's when I looked down and saw the full extent of my burp we were about 5 miles from the school and you could still see scorch marks littering the group in a line from the school they stoped about ten miles away from the school "holy crap" max said summing up the whole sight in two words.

"Remind me never to burp in a populated area… " "yea… speaking of witch I think I know were we are going" max said "were?" iggy,gazzy,nudge,and me all said at once "remember me telling you about dr. Martinez?" "we are going to live with her?" fang asked woah… wait did fang just talk? he had not said a word the whole time we were in the school "maaaaaaaaaax" nudge whined "I'm hungry" "me too" I said "ok lets find a place to eat" fang said and max shot him a look that said wait-a-minute-who-is-in-charge-here-me-or-you? Look … or maybe I was just reading to much into her glare "fine" she said after one more glare at fang who was still carrying me.

Max saw something down below and everyone started to go down I saw a big yellow arch down below and a smell hit me mmmmm then I realized how hungry I am my stomach started to growl as we hit the ground and nudge explained the whole 'burgers and frys' thing we got inside and the place was deserted and we went up to the counter and ordered one at a time "can I have 6 big macs 4 large frys and 7 apple pies" max said and all of their orders were close to the same I was last in line and I looked at the board "hmmm" "how big are the burgers?" he pulled one out and showed me hmm "ok I will have 33 of those and 45 medium frys and hmm 87 apple pies he just gaped at me "sir I will be right back" he walked back calling for the manger he came out along with someone else "sir we will have to ask you to leave" "why?!?!?!?!" because we will not stand for pranksters in this restaurant!" I grumbled and walked back to the table were the flock were eating staring at me "WHAT?!?!" I asked very angry about not getting any food why did you order so much?" gazzy asked after a few moments silence "because that's how much I always eat".

"so you say you always eat that much?" "yes. also why were did you guys order so little I thought that you had funky food habits too?" "this is a lot…" they replyed "the whitecoats did say that I needed a lot more fuel than usual" nudge looked at me and offered the rest of her food to me I smiled and gave her a hug they started eating "hmmm I wonder what I can do with this…" I said looking at the 3 burgers and 2 large frys "I bet ya I can eat it all in one bite WITHOUT CHEWING" I said to iggy "Your on!" max sighed and said to angel "it must be a guy thing…" I put the burgers and frys all in one big clump and unhinged my jaw then shoved all of it in at once and swallowed the flock stared at me surprised "what" I asked then realized they had not seen me unhinge my jaw before I started laughing and iggy handed me 50 bucks then the rest of the flock started that's when mister ass-hole manger steped in "are you finished with your food?" "yes" "then could you please leave you are disturbing the other guests" the rest of the flock sighed and got up before heading to the door I just stood there and stared at him the flock turned around to look at me well… not so much iggy.

"are you going to leave?" he asked rudely I just smiled leaned down to the table and took the biggest bite I could out of it before staring at him licking my lips and saying "hmmm tastes like burger" thoughtfully and walked over to the flock away from the dumbfounded manager high fived them before saying "man… I am starving!" they looked at me and sighed "well you will have to wait until we settle down for the night and eat the hotel bed or something " I looked at her and frowned "beds taste nasty" max just stared before asking "how do you know? You have been in the school your whole life…"

"well the whitecoats had me eat different things while I was at the school to test me do you know how bad gasoline taste? Well I am shure you don't cus it taste like SHI-""LAUNGUE!" max reprimanded "sorry now cars they taste GOOOOOOOOOOD, well the good ones, junkers taste like shi… nasty" I said catching myself "max can we stay at a hotel tonight? I think munchies needs a shower" "ok"

We arrived at the hotel room and we got 3 rooms gazzy and iggy, fang and max,and me, nudge, angel,total in the biggest room. why you may ask I was not sleeping with gazzy and iggy well…I am not sleeping in the same room with gazzy. Max walked into my room and asked "ok who wants to shower after munch" nudge called it and angel frowned max turned to me "ok munch when's the last time you had a shower?" "hm….uh….oh… does eating a showerhead count?" she sighed "no munch it does not" angel started to giggle and nudge blushed "ANGEL!" nudge shouted before burying her head under the pillow max gave me some instructions then pushed me into the bathroom I got myself set up then had a nice long shower

Nudges POV right before munch goes into the shower

I was sitting in the room when max came in "ok who wants to shower after munch?" I called it as fast as I could and angel glared at me "ok munch when's the last time you had a shower?" she asked "hm…uh…oh… does eating a showerhead count?" max sighed "no munch it does not…" it does not matter if he has never had a shower he is Hot angel started to giggle and repeat in my head "you like munchie you like munchie you like munchie" I blushed and yelled "ANGEL" at her then buryed my head under my pillow munchie went to take a shower after max taught him how to.

Max walked over to angel and leaned down to her and said "angel what have I said about mind reading?" angel looked sad "don't do it" she said shamefully. Max smiled "ok now what was she thinking?" "MAX!" I yelled "what? You should not be thinking anything that I should not know about"

Angel smiled and said "she was thinking that munchies is HoT" max laughed and said "hmm seems like someone has a crush" then we heard the shower stop and munchies get out he walked out in nothing but a towel and said "sorry forgot spare clothes. What are you staring at?" he asked "um…uh…oh… nothing" was my brilliant answer max leanded up and whispered "stop perving on him" then laughed and walked out of the room but not before I could say to her "I see you checking fang out all the time" she had a brilliant shade of red on her face when she walked out Munchie walked out of the bathroom after changing and layed down on the couch "theres no need for you to sleep on the couch you can sleep on nudges bed" ... "ok" he shrugged and layed down and I could not help but think how this was nice.

Back to munchies POV this is going to get kinda interesting soon also I don't really want to do that much itex and the school so… yea they were just a bridge for meetin munchies

I walked out of the shower to see max still in the room talking to max "sorry forgot spare clothes. What are you staring at?" I said to nudge who was just sitting there staring at me "um…uh…oh.. nothing" could she like me? Nah I am just the new guy she was this wonderfull gracefull nice bird girl and I was just a clumsy useless stupid waste of feathers (he is not any of those things he is really great its just he has self confidence issues) she could never like me I walked back into the bathroom and start reprimanding myself for even thinking about how wonderfull she is with angel around I changed and walked out then layed down on the couch "theres no need for you to sleep on the couch you can sleep on nudges bed" I thought about it for a minute then shrugged "ok" I layed down and smiled inwardly I drifted off to nice sleep.

I woke up in the morning at and looked around the room I saw the knob turning and thought to myself 'man I must be a really light sleeper' that's when fang came in and raised an eyebrow when he saw me and nudge in the same bed "nothing happened" I mouthed his eyebrow raised more and he pulled the covers off and I saw I had my arm around her waist I quickly pulled away from her then I realized my pajamas made this worse. You see… is to uncomfy with a shirt on with the wings and all I blushed a deep red and fang just sighed and walked out of the room 'hmm that went well… NOT' I head to the bathroom and take another shower and hey I came out of the bathroom with clothes on this time… bonus! I saw nudge was awake and blinking sleeply angel was giggling her head off when I came out of the bathroom so I checked my fly witch only made her giggle harder nudge glared at her and stomped off to take her shower "whats so funny?" I asked angel "nudges disappointment"

Ug that chapter was longer than I thought it would be I never realized fanfic writeing was this addictive I will try to have another chapter up by this wensday also I live in austrailia so… well it is just a fun fact xD well… any sugjestions would be nice :D and please review to tell me to stop and/or tell me you like the story also munchies… well the genral idea of a kid who eats a lot and hates himself is inspired by me… but that's pretty much it.