Book 5 Tech chapter 7 Cogland battle royal! Part 2
(Note: I do not own Skylanders or any thing in this fiction except Spirito. all rights resvere.)
CRASHH!
The door to Skor's castle came crashing down, Leaveing behind a cloud of dust. After a few seconds a orange blur came through the doorway and began to blast gold coins.
"YEAHHH!" Trigger happy yelled. "Come on out, Skor! I'm here to whale the living tar out of you!" He began to blast a few more rounds. "Oh Skor! free scale conditioner and frill comb for the first reptile psychopath to come out of hiding!"
In Parro...
"Oh Skor! free scale conditioner and frill comb for the first reptile psychopath to come out of hiding!"
The rulers of Parro and Mongulie, Along with Edgar and Polly, were watching Guin and the Skylanders progress through the machine of Parro.
"I have't to say..." Amalise said, "I though the Skylanders would be a lot more... tougher."
"Well, You know what they say." Edgar stated. "You can never judge a book by its cover!"
They then turned they attended to the screen.
"YEE-HAW!" Trigger happy yelled. As he contuine to blast the room some more. At that moment Guin walked through the busted doorway.
"Trigger happy! ese fire!" He yelled, catching the orange gremlin's attention.
"Did I hit him? Did I hit him?" He shouted excitedly.
Jet then walked out from behind Guin and said. "Just everything else dude."
Trigger happy then look out in front of him and saw the entire room was full of bullet holes. Suddenly the chandeler hanging above the room came crashing down in the middle of the room.
"AWWW I miss..." The gremlin said dissapointed.
The rest of the skylander platoon came in. They then traveled up the stairway and through the halls. "You know..." Spirito started. "This place would make a great summer retreat. Once you get rid of all the eraie music and dark feeling that a vampire will jump out and suck your blood, or a hockey mask wearing man with a chainsaw will chase you. It makes a great everyday home... Good thing I don't have blood, or limbs to be choped off!" The Skylanders then began to check rooms. When Spirito and Kane open one of the doors it was a broom closet, Then brown moths began to flutter out of the selfs and into the hallway, Spirito button eyes widen.
"MOTHS! AHHHHHHHHH!" The cloth phantom screamed. "KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME! I TAKE IT ALL BACK! THIS PLACE IS PURE HELL!" He then ran down the hallway faster then you could say "Whats his deal?"
"Huh." Lucy said in a surprise. "I didn't know that Arkyeans were afraid of moths... Should we...?"
"No...No... Let him be." Guin said. "Sometimes one must conquer his own fears." Lucy then shrugged. "Like Kane's fear of wear looking hats?"
"I heard that!" The Green trex shouted.
"Guin..." The leopard man turned and saw Rinda by his side. "I'm... I'm worry that we might encouter Istravan... I'm scared of what he is now..."
"Suni..." Suni mutterd.
Guin then grasp Rinda's hand tightly. "...It'll be alright..."
"I mean..." Guin though to himself. "Istravan could still be in there... Right?" And for the first time ever, Guin too was worred.
They then open the door at the end of the hallway and came into a big room. There in the middle of the room was two figures.
The first figure was beefed ankyosaur. He had purple scales. and wore a brown tunic with a mountain design. His back was exspose showing a armored hide. he was also holding a ball n chain.
the second figure figure was a blue brancosaur. He had a long neck. (Duh) And wore a green tunic with a white arrow design. He was holding a spear.
"Huh wait..." Kane then rubbed his eyes and blinked twice. "Hey! Its Bowler and Lance! I haven't seen them since before the Ice age!" He then began to run up to them. But Guin just wondered.
"Why would two dinosaurins from prhistorica be here today?..." He was about to call out to Kane, but he was already In front of them.
"Hey! Guys! Glad to see your alright! For a second there I thought we were the only on-"
SMASH!
Bowler tried to smash Kane with his ball n chain! Kane manage to move out of the way just in time. Suddenly a screen came down and Skor's face appires on screen.
"Skor!" Kane shouted. "What did you do!"
Skor just chuckle and said "Oh noting... except for the fact that I turned them into my two new servents... But anyway... Guin, I heard a rumor that cats have nine lives."
The two brainwash dinos then ready their weapons.
"Would you mind if I try to see if that rumor is true... If it is, then I'll have fun killing you NINE TIMES IN A ROW!
Spiritotototototo
(Spirito) It's starting!
Spiritotototototo
(Spirito) Time for the Spirito drawnling song!
High in the sky is a UFO.
On the side is two windows that are actully holes (YIKES!)
I take a u turn around the moon to buy skylanders.
and the ring a ling of the shop's doorbell.
"Whee!"
I Take another u turn.
CRASH!
OH No the ship is a wreck.
(Lucy) You ask for it.
Duh duh duh duh duh duh!
I take a first step on the place you humans called home.
I then Take a second step and triped and fell down the stairs.
"Raggo!"
I should be responsible when I'm clearning the hallways.
eventhough I slack off once a week
(Guin) Lazy phantom!
(Spirito) Oh cloth!
Scrubby scrubby Scrubby down the hallway.
Then all of a sudden my eyes are gleaming!
Duh duh duh duh duh!
Sessors are in my right glove.
But on my left glove is a moth.
OHNONOOHNONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Please?
(Kane) go Get eaten alive!
(Spirito) Oh shut up! Walnut for brains!
On my chest is the scissor X The crest of arkus and the true pure lifeforms! There's noting a Arkyean fears!
(Spyro) I doubt it.
Hey what do you know! Its Spirito phantomile!
Guin and the Skylanders took their distance from the two brainwash dinos.
"Hmm..." Skor hesited. "I think I'll make your life harder by doing... This!"
Suddenly the room split apart, reveling a pool of magma.
"How dare you!" Rinda yelled at the screen. "Your making this too hard!"
"Well duh!" The red lizard stuck his toung at her. "I'm a evil villan! I'm supporice to cheat!" Skor then turned away from the screen. "Have fun getting burned alive!" The screen then clicked off.
Spyro then look across the magma river thinking, He then turned to Gilgrunt and Trigger happy. "Gill! Trigg! If we buddie buddie and form a briged. We can help Guin and the others get to the other side."
They all nodded. Suddenly Spyro hopped on top of Trigger happy, And Gillgrunt climbed up ontop of Spyro. They then fell between the two edges of the lava river and grasp both sides, forming a bridge.
SKYLANDER ALL STAR MOVE!
TRIO BRIDGE!
"Thats amazing!" Rinda examend. "I never knew you could do that!"
Trigger happy then looked at Chow and said. "Hey! Big guy! You gotta climb across us so we can beat these two, or else we'll fall in and burn to a crisp!"
The Red stegasaurs just gulped and said. "But... I don't think I can walk over Spyro and Gillgrunt..."
Suddenly Spyro just look at Chow and said. "Then why don't you just step on Trigger happy."
"That's sounds great!" The Red stegasaurs began to rise his foot, But Trigger happy just yelled. "SO wait! He'll step on me! But he won't step on them!?"
What am I? Fryed onions?!
SSSHHHHHHH!
Trigger happy's face was in the lava thanks to Chow heavy foot. He then steps off the gremlin. Suddenly Trigger happy then leaped high in the air screaming. "ITS HOOTTTTTTTTTT!
He then began to slap the stegasaurs silly while yelling. "How could you do that to me! That was gremlin endagerment!"
He then began to run to a court house.
"I going to sue you for everything your worth!"
IN COURT...
Trigger happy was on a desk holding a picture of Chow, yelling. "I WANT TO SUE! DID YA HERE ME! I WANT TO SUE!
But Sue was sick and sent a nausiden note from her doctor.
"Just step lighty..." Trigger happy said to Chow.
Bowler was already on top of Gillgrunt. He was steping on top of him. "Hang in there Gillgrunt!" Rinda shouted.
While the ankyosaur was tormenting Gillgrunt, He didn't notice a bolt of light was about to hit him! When he recovered he saw Guin on the other side of the bridge.
"Nobody... Not even if you are a freind of Kane... Will hurt my servents!"
Inside Gillgrunts head
"Help me! Sir Guin!" Gillgrunt said while wearing a princess dress.
"BAWAWAWA" Bowler laugh evily. He was wearing a black cape.
"Let the princess go!" Guin said while a knight suit.
"I been treated like a raw fish stick all my life. And yet nobodys ever been this kind to me..." Gillgrunt though while crying tears of joy.
"Fire..." Guin mumble, suddenly his gaultet was set ablaze.
FIRE ROCKET!
He then launch a blast of heat from his gauntlet, Frying Both Bowler and Gillgrunt.
"ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOUD'VE QUIT WHEN I LEARN MY MASTER HAD A LEOPARD HEAD."
Bowler was still standing. He then threw his Ball n chain at Guin, He jumped out of the way... Only that the iron ball hit Trigger happy on the forehead instead.
"Keep down, Suni." Rinda whisperd to her sem companion.
Suddenly Lance apire behind her. Right about when he was about to impere the Princess with his spear. Jet Jumped in front her and kicked the Spear out of the brancosaur's paw, He then leg swoop Lance's legs. He then notice a small pad attacet to his head. He then pulled it off. The brancosaur just layed there for a few seconds berfore he started to get up.
"Huh?... Where Am I?"
"Woah! Dude! Lance! Its me!" Jet began to shake the blue longed necked lizard.
"J...Jet?" It seems that strange device on Lance's head was Skor's way to control him.
"Boss! Dude!" Jet yelled to Guin. "Look for a thingamajig on the back of Bowlers head. Thats how Skor is controling them!"
Guin nodded... But how can he get to Bowlers head? When he trieds to get up close to him. He'll get crush.
He then close his eyes and used Giant summoned.
"Hot head... please come to my aid!"
Noting happen at first but then the lava river began to shake. Suddenly a Volcanio giant emarge from the lava.
"Hey! I'm on fire!" The fire giant cheered.
The giant then made his way to Bowler, Creating waves heading the trio's way. Qucikly Spyro then began to flap his wings lifting them into the air they then landed on the side of the river. Hot head then began to blow flames at the ankyosaur. Leaving his back exspose. Now was Guin's chance! He then quickly jump on Bowlers back searching therwly for a divice. He then notice a pad attact to Bowler's head, He tore it right off the dinosaur's head. Bowler then fainted and fell face first to the ground.
Hot head then dove under the lava and pulled the two platforms togehter. He then swam up to the surface and gave Guin a salute before dissapiring.
"Okay..." Skor said drinking a cup of tea. "Well that was a wast of time."
"Whicth?" Skrap said. "Me altmost freezing to death out in the hemlayas trying to find those two. Or putting a magma pool in our castle."
"Guin and the Skylanders are getting closer..." Gaul the anthromorpic white tiger said, sipping from a cup of tea like Skor.
"Well don't worry your "majasty" We'll take care of that feline and his playmates soon enough..." Skor said while having anouther sip.
Gaul then began to close his eyes.
Why?
A young man with a pony tail stood infront of a cloked figure.
"Why won't you help me!?" The man yelled.
The figure pulled down his hood reveling Guin.
"Guin! Please you have't to help me! With your powers I can finally achive my destny! Become my number one!"
"Istravan... " Guin said. "I have't to know why I was given this body... But be sure of this... When I find what I'm looking for... I'll return to aid you."
"But by then it will be too late!" Istravan shouted.
Guin just look at the man. "You are like a bird who can't wait to fly... Impaceint."
Suddenly Guin heard a sword being drawn.
"Well, well wel well." Istravan mumble as he ready his blade.
Suddenly a bright light flash swords clang and smash. When the light settled Istravan was laying on his back his left arm cut.
"Guin..." Istravan muttered. "You bastard... from this day forth we are enimys!"
"I'll keep that in mind..." Guin said walking away. "But make sure you come face me. when you have the powers to do so."
Suddenly orange leaves swilrd around Istravan's vision. Suddenly a strange creature before him. A cloth phantom.
"Who are you? Are you a angle?
The phantom then shook his head and said. "No... My name is Spirito phantomile... let just say... I'm someone from Guin's past."
"What!?" Istravan then just picked up his sword and charge at the phantom. suddenly Spirito held out his right glove, A pair of silver scissors popped into his glove. He then slice Istravan's sword into two.
Istravan was shocked. was this creature as strong as Guin?
"Istravan!" The phantom yelled. "You have't to stopped this! If you contuied to go down this path."
Suddenly Istravan vision began to fade.
"You'll become's Gaul's the ape king's incarnation..."
Gaul eyes snapped open. He looked across and saw Skor and Skrap in front of him. Skor was holding a marker. while Skrap was holding a pair if goofy glasses.
They then quickly hid the objects behind their backs and began to whistle.
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