Book 6 undead. Ch 2 Skylanders vs the bat assassin Batarex.
I OWN noting! Just read it...but first.
DududududUh!
(Spirito) Hey there! Welcome back to bunging for bucks! It's now time for our fast fingle final round!
The camera then turn to Popfizz, Skrap, Shroomboom, and Spyro. Who were hanging from bungy cords over a bottomless pit.
(Spirito) The rules are simple! Our victi- I mean contastions will buzz in the right answer... But if they answer wrong, they fall in to a bottomless abyss where they'll never see sunlight or have engought toilet paper again! Ready? GO!
In our last chapter who was the returning villain from Guin saga?
BUZZ!
(Pop fizz) Clockwerk from sly cooper!
WRONG!
the cord that was attract to pop fizz's leg undid itself sending him to the pit.
It was Dark lord Venon. Next question!
Where was his base of operations?
BUZZ
(Skrap) New York City!
Wrong again!
Skrap then fell into the pit.
Shroomboom?
(Shroomboom) ...I Don't know! Ahhhhhh!
he then fell after Skrap.
it was the valley of endings! Final question!
Who was the mystery person that Skrap was digging up?
buzz.
(Spyro) that's simple... YOUR GOING TO HAFT TO WAIT TILL THE END OF THE CHAPTER TO FIND OUT!
Gug...GugGug..Gug.
"Ah, A little gensync will help!" Batarex said sipping plastic bottle. He then chucked the bottle away.
"You must be The bat assassin, Batarex." Guin then turn towards the Skylanders. "Skylanders! To arms!" He then heard a gagging sound. He then turned around again and saw the upside down Skylanders in a sicking state. "Oh...For the love of..."sigh" Guin then grabbed a ill Eruptor and began to swang the lava monster around and threw him at a stone pillar!
"For once in your life, BE A MAN!" Guin yelled as Eruptor smash into the pillar.
The lava monster made a singed face mark in the pillar."I can't do this anymore!" A Ill Shroomboom yelled. He then undid his bungy cord sending him to the abeyss. "Some heroes... They couldn't stand being upside down for long..." Batarex smirked. "Unlike my supportnist!"
"You have supportnist?" Guin asked.
"Yes! Now introducing my first supportnist!" the bat yelled. "The one the only...SUPER RABBIT!"
He then pointed to a pink rabbit hanging upside down...who defiantly Wasn't living up to his super name. On his body were a bunch of words that spelled out. S.P.U.E.R... if that's how you spell super, then the world's flatter then a pancake.
"And now... My second supportnet!" He then pointed to a skeleton. He was wearing a paper bag over his head. Like Guin he was also supporting himself in a upright position.
"The unknowned sadsack!" Batarex yelled out.
"I don't care if I fall or not..." The skeleton said in a gloomy tone.
Lucy, Jet, And even Guin, swetdropped at the increably lame minions. "...Are we suppose to be scared?" Lucy finally asked. "Because these two are LOSERS! THEY ARE THE LAMEST SUPPORTNIST EVER!"
In the meeting room. Edgar was using a scanner to examine Both the rose and the letter Skor left for Anmelise. When he was done. He sit the device down. "Well, I the gifts Skor gave you last night." Edgar explained. "It doesn't seem he infected it with anything poisonous or anything that could be a spying device...Which could mean he could be out for you."
"You mean... " Lady Anmelise then began to shake her head. "Not again...I need to be alone for a bit." She then weakly then made her way over to the doorway.
"I can't believe Skor would actually pull a stunt like that..." Edgar said checking the scanner. "But the question is...did Skor do it in affection...or is he using Lady Anmelise for a part of his plan?"
Flori was sitting on a chair nearby. "Well...I know that she can't hold back forever." Edgar then just looked at her. "What do you mean?" Flori then sighed. "Lady Anmelise once loved someone." Polly was sitting next to Edgar. "With a personality Like that. She must have been giving him a hard time." She said.
Flori just steamed and yelled. "Don,t you say it like that! They had a unbreakable love!" Her angry tone turned sad. "That is... Before he went on a mission...however when the Monguli knights came back...Margus wasn't with them... That's because...he..he.."
"He...was killed during the mission..." Edgar and Polly gasped. Flori froze up but contuiduid. " After a series of events. She said this..."
"I might as well take "Love" and smash it to pieces..."
Lady Anmelise was at the balcony looking at the clouds. "...Why cound'nt he just killed me...Why couldnt he just let me rest..." She said to herself.
"Because your just too good looking."
She then turned to the source of the voice. And saw Skor sitting on the railing. "Or pehaps it has somthing to do with your scent." Skor said lerning back on the railing.
"You..." She then reach for sword that was resting aguist the railing. "Demon!" She then swung it. only to meet the stone railing. "Where are you!?" She yelled.
Suddenly Skor appired on the railing again this time with a seriouse look on his face. "I only came here to apologize for not introduceing myself." He said bowing. "I was a coward at heart...That and you happen to be the most bloodthisrty human here..." He muttered out loud. Receiving a smack from the blunt edge of Amnlise's sword. The blow send him onto the ground, bleeding. "Shut up!" She yelled. Skor then felt his face and wiped the blood off of it. "Listend here you demon! I don't want to hear you words of regret." Amelise yelled furiously. "I just want you to get out of my life!"
Skor then got up and just stood there. "I just wanted to come here and show you my affection...And this is what I get?" He said calmly. He then got up. "Oh well..." Skor said shrugging. "I guess since you won't Listend to my words of affections... I'll just be going Now..." He then leapt off of the balcony and into the courtyard below he then turn around and yelled. "Don't you think this affair is over like that! I'll come visit you from time to time. Until you agreed to become my mate!"
"Go and die already!" Suddenly a vase hit Skor Right in the face, The frillnecked lizard was unaffected by the blow.
"She's into me." He said to himself. Suddenly a table then crashed on top of him. He was again unaffected by it. "Yet she has an odd way of hiding it."
"Wing cutter!" Batarex yelled as he flew at the Skylanders. They quickly swang out of the way.
"Now's our chance. Eruptor!" Guin yelled. The lava monster then turned to his master.
"Those wingless pests!" Batarex examend he then flew back to them. Guin and Spirto were pulling Eruptor back using his bungy cord. "Are you ready, Eruptor?" Guin asked.
"Not really... But-ahhhhhhh!" Before Eruptor could say anything else, Guin and Spirito let go of him, Sending him flying at the bat.
Right when Eruptor was about to hit Batarex. He turned into a red wrecking ball. He then Smash right into Batarex.
Skylander insanity move!
Eruptor inferno mugshot!
"Ha! You fool!" Batarex yelled after recovering from the attack. "Now I can take adventce of your Rebound! Wing cutter!"
He then slice through Eruptor's bungy cord. "I,M FALLING! oh wait! It did'nt cut through all the way! " He yelled. All that was left of the cord was a single piece of elastic. Eruptor sighed. "I'm safe for now..."
chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.
Eruptor then looked up at the source of the chirping. He then saw two birds. The first bird looked a lot like Popfizz. The second bird had brown feathers. He was wearing a red vest. He wore a green cap that was covering up his eyes. Two buttons were sewn infront of the cap. "I hope those birds don't think of my cord as a tasty worm!" Eruptor yelled. "Shoo! Shoo! Please birdys go away, there noting here for you to eat today!"
"Slack off you birdbrains!"
The two familer looking birds Look at each other for a moment, recalling Eruptors last sentice...before tearing the bungy in haft.
Eruptor yelled as he began falling into the pit. "Wait! I know! I'll use my lucky fireproof henky!" He then pulled out a henkercheft with a flame design.
"Oh lucky henky. For all those time I blew snot into you. Don't blow it now! Oh great henky turn into a magic carpet!"
He then contuined to fall. He then yelled. "It was worth a shot!"
Batarex then laugh. "There gose one of them!"
Pop fizz then chuckled and said. "And if you try to attack me. You'll find my cord much harder to cut then Eruptor's!"
"What!" The bat demon yelled.
"yes because..." Popfizz then pointed to his leg. "Because I replace my cord with a strand of Italy spaghetti!"
Suddenly the strip of pasha undid itself sending Popfizz to the pit. "Woah, Bad ideal!"
They then listend to his screaming until it was replace by a loud cartoony splat.
"...Well it looks like it just you that's all that remind." Batarex said. "Now all three of us can take you on!" He was wrong..because sadsack was missing from his cord.
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"Fall or don't fall. What dose it matter?"
"What are you talking about?" Spirito asked. "We're still a full team...Guin?"
Guin nodded. He then turned to Batarex and said. "The other day while I was doing a inspection of the fire barracks... I found this under Eruptor's pillow."
He then pulled out a book. Tiltled "Eruptors poems of pain."
Guin then flipped it open and began to read it.
"Oh sweet agony."
"Its like a river"
"My heart is brittle"
"like a bag of potato chi-"
"STOP IT!"
Eruptor was hopping off of pillar after pillar. Eyes full of tears. "Stop reading! Just stop! That's from my sooooooulllll!" He then jumped off a pillar and snact the book from Guin. He then landed on a pillar. "That's one of my personal favorites." Guin said.
"What! Impossible!" Batarex just hung there mouth open. "How could he climb back up here so fast? Well it doesn't matter because the rest of them are trapped down there!"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Spirito was banging to cooking utsalus together in rythm. His bungy cord was now supporting a pink platform. On the platform was. A box of cookies. A jar of milk. A radio. Some tea cups. "Everyone come to me! " Spirito yelled. "It milk and cookie time!"
"Do you honestly think snacks will bring them Back?!" Lucy yelled.
"It's snack time!" Lucy looked down into the abyss and saw Shroomboom and Popfizz climbing up the pillars. "...Never mind..." she said.
The radio was playing a song As Spirito served Snacks to the Skylanders. Lucy then notice Sadsack was sitting on the pink platform too.
"Hey Sadsack!" Lucy yelled out. "Did'nt you fall in the abyess earlier?"
Sadsack just sat there looking at the cookie he was holding. He then crunch it in his hand. "That's all you care about!" Sadsack yelled in anger. "It's about me about falling into a pit! Just LET ME EAT SNACKS!"
"Alright. Snacktime is over!" Spirito yelled out. Grabbing Sadsacks attition. "Those were good snacks!" Popfizz said. "Please, Can I have another?" Eruptor added.
"What..." Sadsack then fell into the pit. "No...more..."
"This cookies are great!" Eruptor said taking another bite out of his cookie. "They must have cost a lot!"
"Oh. Don't be silly! My freinds deserve the best! After all..." Spirito said in a happy tone. "I charged it all on Eruptors credit card!"
Eruptor eyes widen before falling into the pit. "You stole my wallet!"
"Great...Guess its time to bring out plan B" Spirito then channel the power of his soul. Suddenly...
a giant box then appired under our heroes. It was decorated with shapes. On each of these shapes was a Spirito hat. "Behold the phantom box!" Spirito yelled out.
"What in the world is with that box!?" Batarex yelled out. Spirito then hush the bat and explained. "My phantom box is one of a kind! In it you'll find...a whold of other world!"
Suddenly Eruptor fell into one of the shapes. Crashing through the box. A few seconds later. He then came flying out. "YOWWWWWWWWW!" He screamed. "A bowl of ice cream! Ow!"
"Woah! Now I seen everything." Lucy examend.
"Yep! From Apples to zebras!" Spirito added.
"Oh now I get what your planning!" Batarex said. "You created that box so no one will fall into the abess. Witch means Sadsack is really safe!"
As Sadsack fell towards the box he began to spin. But as he soon landed on the box. He bounce off the edge of it and fell into the pit.
"What are you doing?!" Batarex examend.
"What dose it matter?" Sadsack muttered. "No more cookies..."
"You really think the only thing worth living for is more cookies!?" Lucy examend.
"Let's see..." Spirito said shacking the box of cookies. "There must be a few cookies left."
"COOKIES!"
Suddenly, Sadack began to run up the pillars at high speed. Towards Spirito.
"Oh! My bad! It just Hot Dog's litter box!" Spirito examed. Suddenly hot dog popped out of the box and said. "I just went!" Sadsack then fell into the pit again.
"Good. boy!" Spirito then slammed the box lid on top of the fire canine. "Hey! It stinks in here!"
This time Sadsack fell in the box. Suddenly a spotlight shined over the hole were Sadsack fell. Suddenly he came out...But with a complety different mood.
"life is great! Oh what a wonderful world this is!" He yelled in a jolly tone.
"AHHHHHHH!" Batarex yelled. "THAT box! It makes people do weird junk!" He then look over to the Skylanders. "But their all on the same page. They can risk falling in ether. Interesting..."
Suddenly a shadow loomed over them. They turn around. And saw, Popfizz, Eruptor, And Spirito. Dressed up like angles. "What the! We're surrounded...by weird looking cupids!"
"SKYLANDER INSANITY MOVE!"
"CUPIDS OF PAIN!"
"I may look like an angle..." Eruptor said pulling out a honet nest as if from nowhere. "But I'm a little devil!" He then chucked the nest at both Batarex and Super rabbit. The honets began to sting there face's.
"Isn't cute when we're up to no good?" Popfizz asked when he was holding a pair of fishbowls. He then slam them both on the baddys faces trapping the honets inside. And making them scream even louder.
"Fallen angles do stuff like this." Spirito said pulling out a feather. "We're bad!" He then began to tickle Batarex's feet that were attract to the cave celling. Causing Batarex to fall into the box.
"Super rabbit! Help your master!" Batarex called out. But the rabbit just contuined to hang there. Right about when Batarex was to fall into the box. A giant boxing glove bashed out of the box and smash Batarex. He then began to bounce off the walls like a pinball. He then crash landed on one of the pillars.
"MY SUPPORTNIST ARE LAME!" He yelled at long last.
Guin then landed in front of the weaken bat. He then picked him up by his necked and began to shake him. "Hand over the skull mask!" Guin threaten. "Or else I throw you back into that box!"
The bat then weakly reach behind him. And pulled out a skull shaped mask. Guin then tore the mask away from him, before chucking him towards the ground.
"Um...hey, Dude..." Jet landed behind Guin. "What are we going to do with those guys?" He pointed to both Super rabbit and Not-so Sadsack.
"Leave them here... They don't seem to be much of a threat..." Guin answered.
"Well hurry up and dump him in!" Skor yelled annoyed.
Skrap was carrying a big burlap sack. Blood and a foul stench, were emitedt from the bag. Skrap then threw the bag into a pool of blue liquid.
"Now for the final ingredient..." Skor then took a dagger, And swiped it across his palm. He winch as blood began to leak out. He then walked over to the pool and dipped his bleeding hand into it. The liquid began to turn red. The crimson reptile took a few steps back Suddenly a figure enrage from the pool.
At first glance, it was a blue scaled reptile. Like Skor and Skrap. He has frill on both sides of his neck. On his head. Were a mane of gold tendrils. He had yellow stripes across his body. From his arms and legs. He wore a pair of blue shorts with a lighting design.
"...Welcome...Shidoh...or for now...Your new name is..." Skor then chuckled.
"Skaler...my son..." The blue reptile then open his eyes.
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