Book 6 undead ch 3: Shidoh... Aka Skaler attacks! A battle without legs! But a paciesf that packs a punch!
I do not own any of this. Except Spirito...
"YOU WHATTTTTTTT!" Kaos was in a steaming red tantrum.
"Chill out. really." Skor said shruging. "I just thought that we shouldnt let Shidoh's hate of Guin go to wast."
"You...MORON!" Kaos erupted. "If that idiot...Found out, That. I. KAOS! Tricked him. Our plans will be ruin!"
"Not to worry." Skor said calmy. He then pulled out a small computer chip. "Once I inplant this Behavior and fatherly respect chip, Into Shidoh...Or Skaler's brain. He'll become the son I never had!"
Suddenly the alarms went off. A voice then came over the speaker. "lord Kaos! Skaler is free! And he now knows master Guin's location! He also took Skrap hostage!"
"Oh...Great..." Kaos said slapping himself. He then stop. "Wait...This is a good thing! That brat may give Guin a beaten of a lifetime, Now that he's a fillneck!"
"But...He's my-" Skor started but was interupted by Kaos. "Let him be! My dear Skor. That son of yours might prove to be as much of a failure as you...or he might just be Guin's end."
"Uh...Young master?" Skrap asked nervosly. Behind him was a young blue fillneck pushing him on a airship.
"Quiet! Demon!" Shidoh schold him. "Um...Don't you mean "Uncle"?" Skrap asked.
"What- NO! I AM NOT YOUR-" The young lizard was about to claw his chubby hostage.
"But its true! You have my brother Skor's blood now!" Skrap panick. "And in turn, makes you his son. And inturn makes me your uncle!...At lest that how I think it works..."
"Shut...up." Shidoh said annoyed.
"Oh! And you name isn't Shidoh anymore, it's Skaler now." Skrap said. The younger lizard just look at him for a few seconds before pushing him into the control room. Shidoh then walked up to the steering wheel. He then look at the controls before saying. "How do you work this...thing?" He asked, knowing that he never encountered technology this advance before.
Skrap shrugged, Shidoh Then release a annoyed groan. "Well...It is A vehicle of the heavens... I'll figure it out... " He then began to move one of his claws over the controls. He then press one of the buttons.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
The airship then began to emit a loud car alarm. Shidoh then began to panicky hit the alarm button until the ship let out a two short beeps before going silent. He then pulled a lever and the boat started up...that is before...
CRASH!
The ship backed up into reverse and smash into the wall. "A boat that goes backwards... Is this how boats here suppose to run?" Shidoh asked Skrap. "Well...I think you had it in reverse." Skrap replied.
The Skylanders were walking through the town square. Passing ghouls.
"So...were to, boss?" Eruptor asked.
"To Reaper's hold." Guin replied. "We,re going to have,t to fight Venon in order to retrieve the Undead source."
Suddenly the ghosts that were around them panic and fled to the inside of the buildings locking their doors. "...Maybe I should not mention Venon around here..." Guin said looking around.
The heroes then began to hear a engine sound. "Hey...That's sound like..." Spirito said looking then slowly turned around, And saw a airship flying towards them.
The airship then touch down onto the ground...However, it kept going. Tearing a rock trench into the street. Skrap then stuck his head out of a window and said. "Sorry! Sorry! Kid driving! Sorry..." He said "sorry" everytime the boat smash into a lamp post or a building.
The heroes watch as the ship stopped right infront of them. Suddenly the door to the control room burst open. And a young blue lizard leaped out and landed infront of them.
"Guin! incarntion of Daol! Your time has finally come!" The lizard shouted.
"Shidoh...?" Guin asked.
Jet then look at him and said. "Dude...That's the kid that tried to wast you?" Jet then looked at Shidoh. "The same dumb kid that though you were the root of evil or somthing, Dude?"
"Oh, cloth He's a frillneck now..." Spirito said slapping himself. "Didn't he die in episode 26?"
"You may have escaped last time. But this time you won't escape!" Shidoh said getting into a battle stance.
"Wait...Are you telling us that you still want to kill Guin?" Lucy asked.
"Shidoh! Listend to me! The man who told you that lie, Is the very same man who is trying to conquer the world below and this one!" Guin explained.
"In other words... You just been played, dude." Jet said jokeingly.
"I...Shut up!" The blue lizard studdered.
"You do releze that he's the leader of a army of heroes..." Chop chop said walking up from behind Guin. "Is'nt that anought proof, that he's not bad?"
"I SAID SHUT UP!" Suddenly the Skylanders legs, included Guin, Jet, And Lucy's froze in place. "I had it... Guin is the root of all evil... " Shidoh said darkly. "And I will kill him..." Suddenly he lept at Guin.
"BECASUSE I AM A HERO!"
Suddenly before Shidoh finish Guin off. A blur punch him right in the face. Shidoh recoverd and saw Spirito standing in front of him.
"That's impossible!" Shidoh gasped. "How are you unaffected by my perlize attack?"
"You forgot one thing..." Spirito said chuckling. "Your penalizing psych power has no effect on me because..." He then pointed to the ground.
"I!"
"DON'T!"
"HAVE!"
"LEGS!"
Shidoh then back away from the limbless phantom. "Grrr... Fine...I'll just tear you to pieces...Then go for Guin."
"Who said I was fighting you myself?" Spirito asked With his button eyes close and both his gloves up in a comedic fashion.
Before the lizard could react. Popfizz ran up behind him. And rammed into Shidoh head first.
"Wha-" The blue lizard shuddered.
Popfizz ran next to Spirito and said. "I gave my kneecaps to a witch years ago!"
"You- what!?" Shidoh shuddered. "And here's the I.O.U. To prove it!" Pop fizz then pulled out a piece of paper. "...AND, She still haven't gave me that unicorn in exchange for them!"
"Since your powers have no effect on us..." Spirito started. "It means that its now a fair fight! Last time you glued Guin's feet to the ground remember? Making easy to defeat him..."
"...Which means..." Shidoh started.
"They're natural enemys..." Guin though.
"Young master!" Shidoh turn behind him and saw Skrap running up to him. "Young master, Skaler!"
Spirito pause before saying. "Skaler?"
"What do you want!?" Shidoh yelled at the chubby blue lizard.
"We should contact your father, Skor! That way we can Finish Guin together!" Skrap yelled.
"Pff.. Father...Skor..." Spirito whispered. Even though he didn't have a mouth. It was obvious he was about to burst with laughter.
"What's going on! When did your "Brother" became my father!" The lizard kid yelled back.
Suddenly a explosion of laughter erupted behind "Skaler" He turn around and saw Spirito rolling around on the ground laughing. "Oh my cloth!" Spirito laughed. "Skor hahaha! Performed the spell of reincarnation on you?!" Spirito then began to beat the ground. "And... Pfft... He used his own blood?! O.M.C!" Skaler did'nt show it. But he was about to throw a tantrum. "Your now the son of the LAMIST villain of all time!" Spirito then began beat his hat head on the ground.
"I'm not just going to kill you..." Skaler then turned to Spirito. "I'm going to erase you from history!"
Spirito and Shidoh just stood there motionless. Waiting for one of them to make the first attack. "SKALER! SKALER!" Skrap cheered. "Show that cloth kid, No Merc-"
Suddenly Skaler punch him across the face. "YOUR NOT WOTHY TO CHEER ME!"
Skaler then lept at Spirito and grabbed his green hat. "Your defence is pathic!" He then tore off his cap...Only to see on Spirito white base were his hat was, Were two chompys. Sitting at a dinner table.
"Don't you think this dinner is good, Munchy?" The first chompy said. It sounded like a male.
"Oh, Chomper... It's just..." The female started.
"Yes?"
"I...Think we should see other people!" Munchy admitted.
"WHAT!" Suddenly Chomper began to protest. "But Munchy! I can change really! Please just don't leave me!"
Skaler just stood there watching the two Chompys haveing their "Dilama"
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Spirito smack him across the face. "Its rude to enjoy others relationships."
"Here I go!" Popfizz then drank down a whole bottle. He then change into his beast form before charging at Skaler. He then grabbed one of his gold tendrils... Suddenly the tendril that Popfizz was holding came to life and flung him through the air.
"Huh?" Skaler then examed his tendrils before he tried to make them move. After moving them around for a bit, He looked at Spirito and gave him a evil grin.
"...Aw, Son of a stitch." Spirito curse before being bombarded by Skaler's tendrils.
Spirito then quickly began to run away from the whip-like appendages. "Guin! You can stop being helpless now!" Spirito cried out. "Seriously! I don't think I can take him on my self! I need back up NOW!"
Guin then thought for a moment before deciding to summon a Skylander.
"Oh demon omelet! Come out!" Ghost roaster called while looking through the bookselfs. Suddenly he heard a voice.
"Ghost roaster! Get to the portal of power! I need your service!"
"Oh goody!"Ghost roaster clapped. He then flew over to the portal of power...Right before he was about to get on it.
"Ghost roaster! I found the demon omelet!" Chow yelled running through the doorway. In his hand was a cage. While he was running he tripped. Sending him flying towards Ghost roaster. Causing them both to fall on the portal of power. And in a flash they were gone.
Guin was standing in place waiting for Ghost roaster. He then began to hear screaming. He looked up and saw Chow right about to fall on him. The red Stegasaurs hit him square on the forehead...Suddnly they were engulf into a red tornado...They were combosizing!
When The tornado died down. There in the center of the dust was a teenage boy... Only he had Cat head with red fur! He was wearing a yellow pullover and black jeans With a Stegasaurs designed.
"I will not fight you. Skaler." The boy said before walking towards him. "So please! Let us talk about piece!"
"Alright then... Say what yo-" But he didn't get a chance to finish. Because the cat headed teen smacked him across the face!
"Hey!" Skaler said wiping blood from his face. "I thought you said you didn't like to fight!... And who are you?!"
"...Caio..." The teen feline answered. "And I can only stay in this form for thirty minutes... That should be plenty of time to teach you piece!"
Suddenly Caio began to run towards Skaler. "So lets us talk about kindness... AND LOVE!"
The cat headed boy gave him a uppercut.
The lizard boy then collapse. "Young master!" Skrap then ran up next to him.
"Finally a break from that horrible fighting..." Caio said walking up to them. "Why are you so violent all the time...And why...Are clowns so scary?"
"That's it..." Skaler said getting up. "You can't fool me... You change your looks and persona...To outwit me..."
"NO! Now you must answer a series of questions!" Suddenly his mood turned happy. "And if you win, You get this neato pin. That's not in stores!" He then pulled out a Stegasaurs pin. "But if you lose..." Skaler looks down and saw a whip in Caio hands. "I'LL TAKE YOU OUT!"
"And no pin..." Caio added. Skaler gulped.
"Question one!" Caio started. "How do you stop people from fighting?"
"Trick question! Because people should fight as much as they can!" Skaler answered.
"Aww..." Caio sigh sadly. "I'm sorry that,s wrong..."
Cl-ick.
Skaler looked down and saw a ray gun in his hands. "Now your going to have't to talk to mr bang-bang!" His tone turned dark. He then began to fire it at Skaler and Skrap. "This hurts me! More then it hurts you!" The two screamed in pain. "...Hey, that didn't hurt at all!"
After recovering... "Dam it..." Skaler thought. "He's serious! I guess I better think what he thinks..."
"Second question!" Caio yelled grabbing Skaler's attention. "What is the most important thing in attaining world piece?"
"Love...right?" Skaler answered.
"Yes that's correct!" Caio said happily holding up the prize pin. "But..."
"...Like the song saids love just angt engought!" Caio then punch him straight in the face. Using the pin like a brawler ring.
"I-I don't get it! What could be more important then love!" Skaler stammer.
Caio just looked at him for a few seconds before saying. "It's more fighting..."
"Third question..." Caio started. "Why did the chicken..." He then began to whispered. Skaler didn't hear the question!
"Now you have three seconds to answer!"
3
Skaler began to think.
2
Skaler began to panic before saying.
1
"Is it...meatloaf?"
Caio then punch him hard in the gut. "ARE YOU EVEN TRYING!?" Caio yelled.
"Final question!" Caio yelled out. "Tell me...why are you so sad all the time?"
"Uhhh...What?" Skaler began to get up before saying. "That's the question?"
"Alright then..." Skaler started.
"A few years ago...I was just a young boy living with my parents..."
"but they both caught a unkown disease. And they soon left this world... Leaving me to their belongings."
"I became the master of my family's manor...I had everything...Money...and servants..."
"...But...I didn't want it...because..."
"Deep down inside..." Skrap watch Skaler began to tear up. "I just wanted someone to take care of me..." He then began to sob uncontrollably. Caio just stood there watching him cry. He then walked over him and set down the Stegasaurs pin by Skaler.
As Caio began to walk away. A light engulfed him.
OUR TIME IS UP!
The two then separated. Turning back into Chow and Guin.
"Come on..." Guin said walking towards the castle gates. "It's time to face Venon."
The gates creaked open before the Skylanders marched through.
"Another Combosize..." Edgar said.
The others were watching Guin,s battle with Skaler.
"Caio..." Anmelise said. "He has a funny way of showing piece..."
"Remember..." Edgar started. "Combosizing, Is the merging of personas..."
They then contuined to watch Guin's progress.
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