MRRRRRRRROOOOOOW! *hisses*

Laura: ....wtf?

Courtney: *snoozing*

I...don't know......o.o what is with me today?

Laura: Crack much?

HEY! THEY'RE SOUR STRAWS! SHUDUP!

Laura: ....*sweatdrops* Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure they are.

.....*squeaks* GAARA! I LOVE YOU! *tackles him*

Laura: O,O

Sam: Enjoy.

THANK GAWD! LUNCH! But this time.... I brought my own lunch! This school's lunch is disgusting. I sat down on the other side of Gaz and Chris sat next to me, across from Dib. Dib was sulking because we wounded his pride. FWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I blinked. What the hell was that? All of a sudden, a girl popped out of no where. She had dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. She looks familiar. I looked closer. My eyes widened. Oh god! NO!

"YES! I'M HERE SAM!"

I buried my face in my arms. What the hell is she doing here?

"Because I can." She said in a sing-song voice in my ear.

The Author's POV

Sam jumped into the air. I laughed evilly. Hiya everyone! IT'S ME! THE AUTHOR! I'M FABULOUS! FWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She looked at me and asked, "What are you doing here Alex?"

I grinned at her and said, "I'm here to make sure that EVERYTHING goes smoothly!"

Her eyes widened with shock and disbelief, so did Chris's eyes. I grinned at them. Gaz looked at me and asked, "Who are you?"

"Hi there Gaz! You're one of my favorite charactors!" I chriped.

She looked at me with one eye and said, "Ppfh."

I snapped my fingers and Dib suddenly fell to the floor and she looked at him. She looked back at me and said, "Guess I am."

I grinned and I skipped over to where Zim is. I sat down infront of him and said, "Hey there Zim! You're also one of my favorite charactors!"

He simply looked at me with a 'wtf?' written over his face and he said, "LIES! LIES! YOU HUMAN LIAR!"

My fell into a pout and I whined, "Buuuut Zimmy!"

His eyes went wide with shock and horror. The bell rang and I said, "DAMN IT! *sigh* Gotta go. See ya later Sammy!"

I poofed away.

Zim's POV

Who in the tallest was that? No matter! My plan shall go smoothly without interuptions!

'I don't think so Zimmy! FWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

WHAT IN THE TALLEST?! WHO IS THIS?! ZIM SHALL DESTORY YOU!

'Ppfh. Like you can! I'm the author dummy! I was just here a couple of seconds ago! ANYway, I will make SURE that YOUR plan WILL go SMOOOOOOOOTHLY! FWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I suggest you go to class now Zimmy! Ta!'

I could only stare in shock. What in the tallest? I shook my head. No matter! Zimmy--I mean Zim shall get the plan go into action!

'Good luck Zim-Zim!'

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DON'T MOCK ZIM!

'LE GASP?! ME?! Never!'

I walked to class and dropped my head onto my desk, hard. I groaned to myself and looked up, staring at the teacher teaching things boredly. This will take some time.

~AFTER SCHOOL~

I walked home and the male human and female human went riding past me with Gaz-human on the male human's skateboard. Where were they going?

"GIR!"

"YES SIR?!" A squeaky voice answered.

"Follow those three humans who will pass the base!" I commanded.

"OKAY!" Gir said, slipping into his disguise.

'I could always tell you where they lived Zimmy Zim-Zim.'

Oh. My. TALLEST! LEAVE ZIM ALONE! ZIM DOESN'T NEED HELP FROM NO ONE!

'....FINE!'

FINALLY! Zim now has peace and quiet I believe is what the humans say. I walked down the street and got to my house and went inside. Now all I have to do is wait for Gir to come back from finding out where they live at.

*is fuming slightly* Now I'm NOT gunna help you Zimmy Zim-Zim!

Laura: Why did you suddenly appear in the story?

Cause I need to make sure that things go smoothly! No stupid confessions or Dib confesstions in there! Cause I know that there'll be some in there! RWAR!

Laura: Sheesh girl. You need to calm down.

NEVER! *is sitting ontop of Gaara*

Gaara: ...............

Courtney: *still snoozing*

Zim: REVIEW THIS OR YOU HUMANS SHALL BE DOOOOOOOOOMED!

Ehehe...he said doomed funny.

Laura: CK! SHUT UP!

*SMACK* OUCH! LAURA! TT-TT