Laura: *coughs* Since Ck isn't here, me and Courtney will be your announcers!

Courtney: YAY!

Gir: PIGGIES! *running around in a circle screaming*

Laura: ....Wtf?

*piggies suddenly start falling from the sky*

Laura: WTF?! WTH ARE THESE PIGGIES COMING FROM?!

Courtney: WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sam: ....*sweatdrops* Enjoy.

I rummaged through my room. Where. the hell. is. IT?! I growled and threw my stuff across the room. I heard a poof and I turned to see Alex. I groaned and asked, "What do you want?"

"I want to help!" she said innocently which caused me to look up at her with confusing and caution.

"Really?" I asked slowly.

She nodded her head furiously and hopped off my bed, pulling out my i-pod. My eyes shone with happiness and I made a grab for it when she moved it away from me. I growled and demanded, "Give it back. Now."

She shook her head. I groaned inwardly. I knew it! There's something that she wants. I sighed and asked, "What do you want?"

She leaned in close to my ear and whispered, "I want to help you get. your. love. interst."

My eyes widened and I could feel a blush coming over my face and I stuttered, "Wha-Wha-Wha-What?!"

She rolled her eyes and said slowly, "Your. Love. Interst."

She was saying interst with a bit more force in it and I sighed, defeated and mumbled a 'fine'. She smiled happily and tossed me my i-pod, saying, "Good! I'll see you bright and early tomorrow then!" then was gone like that. I blinked and sighed, laying down on my bed. Knowing Alex....things won't turn out good.

Zim's POV

I ignored all of Gir's squealing and loudness. I tried to focus on my task to get the human Sam to obey me.

"That won't work." A voice said in my ear.

I sceamed in fright and jumped, turning around. It's that girl again! She gave me a look and said, "I'm here to help you!"

I looked at her with caution and said, "The mighty Zim does not need help from a stink-human."

All of a sudden, I was pinned to the floor and she was glaring at me. I gulped. I swear to the tallest, her eyes were glowing dark red.

"What did you call me?" She hissed.

I didn't say anything. She's SCARY! Like she read my mind, her eyes stopped glowing and she got up off of me. I scampered up and brushed my clothes off.

"WAFFLES! I LOVE YOU!" Gir yelled, hugging the girl's leg.

She looked down at Gir then her eyes had...HEARTS IN THEM?!

"I LOVE YOU TOO GIR!" she squealed, hugging him to her chest.

"I LOVE BOOBIES!" Gir yelled, screaming in pure delight.

My attena twitched with annoyance and I turned, walking out. That was....scary...Scarier then the humans finding out my idenity. I shook my head and I continued my task, hopfully she'll forget about me and play with Gir.

"THAT SOUNDED DIRTY ZIMMY ZIM-ZIM!" she yelled.

"MASTER HAS A DIRTY MIND!" Gir screamed out.

"SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU TWO! AND DON'T CALL THE MIGHTY ZIM THAT NAME?!" I screamed back.

She tilted her head and asked, "What? Zimmy Zim-Zim?"

"YES!" I shrieked out, "THAT NAME!"

"I LIKE MASTER'S NEW NAME!" Gir yelled, "OOOOOOOHHHHHH! PIGGIES! I LOVE YOU PIGGY!" hugging a piggy to him tightly.

I banged my head against the desk in angry and aggervastion. The girl giggled at my attempts. I groaned inwardly.

Laura: AND IT'S DONE!

Courtney: W-O-W!

Sam: Must she torture us so much?

Laura/Courtney: Yes.

Sam: *sighs* Review people.

Laura: YEAH! And CK tried to make Gir as random as possible. So don't be so harsh.