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Sorry about before… well, I mean I made a mistake when I replaced a document for chapter one. I accidentally chose the second chapter for 'Surprise, Surprise' instead of chappie 1. Well, it's fixed now. Here's chappie three! I hope I'll get more reviews for this chappie.

Disclaimer: I do NOT, will NOT, and will NEVER ever own NDSSG! Thanks to its creators, I'm honored to make a fanfic out of it. ^^

Moze's POV

"Hey Cookie! What do you think of Loomer?" Ned suddenly asked. We were five minutes onto a peaceful lunch when he just had to interrupt with that kind of question.

"What do you mean what do I 'think' of him?" Cookie asked him back, obviously puzzled. Ned smiled sheepishly as he munched on a piece of fry and took a sip from his coke.

"Like, does he look hot for you or something? Things like that you know." He said. Like a giddy little school boy. I thought I was going to throw up right then and there, but I held my stomach and tried to hold on to the 'conversation'. Cookie almost spilled his soda upon hearing the question. He mouthed me a 'is he okay?', I just sighed and shook my head slightly so Ned wouldn't notice it. But too late. How can he when Loomer passed right by us.

"Hey Bigby." He spat at Ned's last name. He gave us his infamous smirk as he and his cronies went banging their heads together as they pulled Coconut Head's underwear to his head.

"He's sooo cool." Ned cooed. Oh wait. Since when did Ned ever coo? "The way he says my name is so sexy…" Ned grinned.

Oh my ff… Christ. Dear sweet peanuts.

Cookie looked like he was going to explode. "I uh, need to get going guys. Got something to do for Gordy and his weasel. See ya!" He said to us. I was horrified at the idea of being alone with Ned. Well, before it's totally okay for me to be alone with him. But now, that's becoming a scary thought.

"Cook! COOKIE!" I tried calling him back, but it was useless since he got caught up with Lisa.

"Ah, I guess it's you and me alone now, Moze." Ned sighed.

"You can say that again…" I replied to him.

We were quiet for a while when he spoke up.

"Hey, how do you get someone to notice you?" He asked me all of a sudden. This was the question I dreaded the most.

I put a fake smile on my face and turned my voice into an innocent one. "You mean you're finally going to go on a date with Suzy?" I asked him innocently. Even blinking a few times.

"Er, no… Loomer, actually…" He suppressed a grin afterwards, but I was too horrified to even say anything back. I just automatically stood up and got my bag as I raced outside the cafeteria.

Great.

Who am I going to talk to now? Where's Cookie when you need him??? God. Please don't tell me he's a homophobe for chrissake!

Not paying any attention to where I was heading, I bumped into someone. Hard.

"OW!" I winced as my back collapsed on the floor. Before I could react any further, I was way too surprised to see who the person was on top of me.

"Jennifer!" Faymen exclaimed as he helped me up.

"I'm so sorry! I wasn't paying attention." He apologized to me. He picked up the books that fell from inside my bag and handed them to me as I gave his to him.

"It's okay. I wasn't paying attention too…" Ohmygodohmygod!... Faymen is looking SO hot today. Forget Ned. Forget his gayness!

A blush crept on my cheeks, and it only became worst when he touched it. "Are you okay? Did you get hurt or something?" He asked me. How sweet! Out of all the male population here at Polk, it's rare, I tell you, SUPER rare for a guy to ask if you're okay when you accidentally bumped into each other… well, Ned's excluded since he's my best friend. Cookie as well.

"I um, I-I'm fa-fine…" Darn it Moze! You can't stutter at a time like this!

"Good. What's your next class?" He asked. I avoided his look at first, but when our eyes met; my heart began banging loudly in my chest. Dear Lord, I hope he won't hear it. Okay, that's exaggerating.

"Um, uh…." What was my next subject again? Think Moze. Think! You're supposed to be one of the smartest and athletic girl here in Polk, and you just have to forget what you next subject is just because you're in front of the second hottest guy in Polk! "Um, it's Biology… Sorry, I almost forgot…" I apologized to him. He then laughed a little to my surprise. "It's okay. It happens every once in a while. Especially when you're the captain of the volleyball team. You must get your head hit a lot of times. Maybe that's what causing you to forget things." He said to me. Wow. He is SO reading my mind! This is good. I'm like 70 percent into forgetting the gayness of Ned.

"Yeah… Yeah! That must be it." I smiled at him. Then, the dreaded silence and awkwardness began. About 120 seconds later, the bell rang.

"So… I guess I'll see you later?" He said to me. His eyes are so mesmerizing.

"Yeah… Later." For the last time, our eyes connected. A blush highlighted my cheeks as he gave his addictive smile and left.

Unknown to Moze, there was a certain someone who had followed her and Faymen all that time. Silently sneaking through the corridors as this person's shadow disappeared each time Moze or Faymen attempted to look around. Inside this person was the rage of a jealous individual, longing for the kind of attention Faymen gave to Moze.

Who could that person be?

Hmm, is this chappie good? I've been so so busy with school. Teachers give quizzes every single day lol. Well anyway, please review!!! REVIEW!!! :D