Disclaimer: I don't own NDSSG and no one will EVER will! Well… except for its creators of course lol.

"I am so over Loomer now… He's such a jerk…" Ned said to Moze in a singsong voice. Moze's ears perked up at hearing this.

A spark of hope then bloomed inside her. "Does that mean you're back to liking girls again?" She asked sarcastically, emphasizing the word 'girls', although trying to make it sound nonchalant.

"Nope." Ned answered directly. Moze just sighed.

She rolled her eyes before asking him, "So who's your crushie now?"

"Hmm, good question Moze! But that'll have to be a secret – for now!" Ned said, like a giddy little school boy who's hiding something from his playmate.

I'm not even that interested anyway, Moze thought to herself.

It's been over a month since Ned confessed that he's 'officially' gay. Moze still had her doubts during the first three weeks, but gave up eventually when she saw he was still rooting on boys. Moze always wondered what triggered him to like boys so suddenly. She was so sure that there's a reason behind it. Ned couldn't just simply change his orientation like that. There must be something behind his actions, and Moze will be observing him very well to gather enough information and start on investigating the possible cause of his gayness.

Ned left Moze as soon as he saw his crushie walk by. Moze didn't see who it was since she herself turned away from Ned and went to Lisa who was sitting with Clair Sawyer and Coconut Head.

Moze took a seat and put her books on the table. Clair, Coconut Head, and Lisa all looked at her.

"What?" She asked them. Do I smell or something? She asked herself, she then sniffed her sides to check if her armpits were smelly. Eh? I didn't even go to volleyball practice today!

Coconut Head waved his hand. "Don't worry Moze, you don't smell!" He said to her. Moze exhaled as a sign of relief. Lisa stood up and sat herself beside Moze.

"Moze, did you Ned have a fight or something?" She asked.

"Um, why do you say? We didn't… Why'd you say that Lisa?" Moze asked her back. Lisa Zemo just smiled at her in response.

"Oh nothing. I thought you had an argument back there."

Moze smiled at her as an assurance. "It's really sweet of you to worry like that Lisa. I'm very lucky to have a friend like you." Moze complimented.

Lisa smiled and the group then switched to another topic which was about gays and lesbians in their school. Moze felt a little nervous, but tried her best to not show it. One of her three friends, especially Clair Sawyer, might start asking questions to which she might not be able to answer.

This discussion went on for fifteen minutes more. Moze thought that she might not make it through the whole lunch.

She stood up, slowly and surely as to not surprise her friends. "Um, guys, I have to go to the library…"

"The library is closed during lunch, Moze. Have you for forgotten?" Coconut Head reminded her. Even though he was absentminded at times, this time he was able to remember something so obvious clearly. Unlike Moze.

OH! WRONG excuse Moze!

"OH! Yeah. Sorry. I forgot about that." She laughed nervously. Her three friends just stared at her.

Her eyes scanned the place. Unable to find a good excuse to leave, she just let herself be and gave them a random reason. "Ummm… I uh, need to get going anyways. Got lots of stuff to do! See you around guys!" She lied to them as she scurried out the cafeteria. Lisa, Coconut Head and Clair just looked at each other. "Moze sure is acting weird these days, huh?" Lisa said to her two friends. They just nodded in response. Whatever it was that was bothering Moze, they were sure it was something important since Jennifer Mosely wouldn't be acting that weird (like accidentally bumping into her own locker, bump into Suzie Crabgrass three times a day, talk with the weasel almost every lunch).

They just hoped their friend would be back to normal again.

"WHY YOU LITTLE! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! NED BIGBYYY!!!" Loomer shouted at Ned. He was angry as hell.

Ned squirmed like a baby, running for his dear life. He bumped into the vice principal, then the principal, Gordy, and then…

"OW!" Moze winced. "Whoever the hell you are you're going down!" She scolded the person who knocked her down. When she opened her eyes and regained her senses, it was only Ned.

"Mozee! Help me!"

"What? Why?"

"Loomer is after me!"

"Huh?"

Ned pointed a finger at the bull-like Loomer. Loomer was preparing himself like a bull in a bull match.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN BIGBY!!!" He shouted as he charged with his mouth wide open.

"ACK!!!"

"NOOOOO!!!"

The hallway was in total chaos.

Moze felt a big, definitely enormous lump in her forehead. She winced as it hurt a lot, but was surprised to not see any blood from her head. "Phew… I'm safe." She said to herself.

Moze looked at her surroundings. The weasel was teasing Gordy like the usual. How could that weasel appear at a time like this? Moze thought. She then looked to her left and saw Ned and Loomer in a very… compromising position.

Or as what Ned would be probably thinking right now.

Moze rubbed her temples and tried to remember what happened five minutes earlier. And then she remembered. Loomer, charging like a bull. Gordy trying to protect her and Ned, but got distracted by the weasel which suddenly appeared right in front of his face when Loomer was meters away from them, and her being knocked down by Ned who got knocked down by Loomer.

"IDIOTS!" She shouted at the boys. But what stunned her most was the fact that both boys had their eyes locked with each other's. As if they were about to kiss…

Oh my GOD! SOMEONE GIVE ME A FREAKING CPR!!!

And that was the last thing Moze remembered before collapsing dramatically into the arms of Faymen.

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