I got bored, so I'm gonna do this second update. Enjoy. Gammatron's characters are his and his alone.

Training Part III

"Hah," Lan said, a tone of triumph in his voice. And he had good reason to be. He was now standing upside down on a tree branch at the very top of the tree.

"Good job, Lan," Naruto called up. "Just remember to not lose concentration."

"What?" But he was already losing control. There was now too much chakra in his feet and we all know what that spells. This time Lan went flying down from the top of the tree, picking up even more speed. When he hit the ground, his head was shoved under the ground and he got stuck. "Mph,mphhh mph."

"What'd he say," Kyuubi asked, who finally stopped having spasms due to left over electricity in his body.

"Either he said he wants us to order a pizza or he wants to get his head out of the ground," Max said. "I'm betting on the latter." They went to help him up, but it proved to be more difficult than it seemed. "Hey Blademan, don't you know the headhunter jutsu?"

"Yes," Blademan answered. "Why?"

"Can you do it in reverse?"

"Of course I can," Blademan said, seeming to be offended. "What kind of idiot doesn't know how to reverse the headhunter jutsu?"

"Uncle Kakashi can't," Naruto said.

"……. Yeah, that figures. Alright then boys. Stand back. It's simple to do it , but it isn't a good idea to stand too close." Blademan signed a jutsu that was completely unfamiliar to Naruto, Sasuke, and Netto. "Earth Style: Reverse Hunter Jutsu." He then ran about five yards away from the spot as the ground began to rumble. "Here it comes."

"Wait, here what comes?"

The ground shook as the area around Lan began to shift and small patches lifted up.

BOOOOM!

Pieces shot out of the ground as Lan was lifted up out of the ground, shooting off for the umpteenth time that day, hitting his head hard on the branch that he had just fallen down from, but this time on his way down he fell on a few other places, hitting his….unmentionables…..on the way down two or three time. "Lan, are you okay," Blademan asked.

"I think so," Lan said, groaning as he curled up on the ground, his voice noticeably higher than before.

"Maybe we should continue this tomorrow."

"Yes. Please."

***

"Ok then, now we'll learn some basic jutsu," Blademan said the next day as they arrived in the training area. "One of the most basic is the art of transformation or henge no jutsu. This allows a user to change their appearance to look like something else or even to change the appearance of an item. Ah, Kyuubi, would you please come over here?"

"Depends," Kyuubi answered, looking with a wary eye at Blademan. "Are you going to hurt me?"

"No, no. I won't hurt you. I just need some help to demonstrate the henge no jutsu."

"Ok." Kyuubi walked over to stand with Blademan. "So, what do you want me to do?"

"All you have to do is stand there." Blademan signed the jutsu. "Henge no jutsu: Art of Transformation." A small cloud of smoke surrounded Kyuubi and there was what sounded like a BOOMF sound as it surrounded him. When it disappeared, Kyuubi was no longer there. In his place was a small kitten with a tuft of hair with a pink bow on the tip. "That is henge no jutsu in its most basic form."

"What? You didn't change anything," Kyuubi said, still oblivious to the fact that he was now only about a foot tall and only one tail.

"Somebody show him a mirror," Blademan said.

Naruto walked over and knelt down behind Kyuubi and produced a mirror from his back pocket and held it in front of Kyuubi. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!" Kyuubi yelled. "I KEEL YOU, YOU BASTARD."

"Calm down," Blademan said. "To release certain jutsu, you simply focus chakra and say 'kai release'. Watch." He looked down at Kyuubi, put his hands into his focusing position. "Kai release." Kyuubi was surrounded by another cloud of smoke and yet another BOOMF. Kyuubi was now standing there back to his original form. "Thank you Kyuubi. Now go and stand over there once more." He turned to Lan. "Your turn, Lan. Try it on this rock first. Think of something you would like to turn it into and sign like I showed you."

"Ok," Lan said, signing the jutsu. "Henge no jutsu: Art of Transformation." The rock was surrounded by a cloud of smoke and in its place was a 60" plasma screen TV with all of the plugs required to run it as well as a built in satellite about the size of a grape. "How's that?"

"Yes, that's very good. Ah, tell me. How many channels does this thing get?"

"I don't know. I just went with whatever number came to mind first."

"Ahem. Yes well, we'll just put that off to the side for now and set it up inside later," Blademan said. "Now then, try to transform yourself. If you make yourself into an item, you will still have your chakra and thoughts. That means you can still release the jutsu by focusing your chakra."

"Alright," Lan said, taking a breath before signing the jutsu. "Henge no jutsu: Art of Transformation." This time, Lan was surrounded by the smoke and as the smoke disappeared, Lan was no longer standing there. This time, a mettaur was standing in his place, but instead of a normal mettaur, it looked like a beast, with a tail and claws on its feet. "Met, met."

"What did he say," Naruto asked, looking to Sasuke.

"Don't look at me," Sasuke said. "I am multilingual, but I don't speak mettaur."

"Met, met." Lan was surrounded by a puff of smoke once more and he was standing back in his original form once more. "I said, 'how do I look'."

"Well, how were we supposed to know that," Netto said. "None of us speak mettaur or any other virus language on that note."

"Fine, point taken. Anyways, what's next," Lan asked.

"Next is going to be one of my signature jutsu," Naruto said. "Kagebunshin jutsu."

Now Lan gets to learn how to make doppelgangers. This should go over well. Gammatron's characters belong only to Gammatron. Please Review. PS: If I'm really bored, I'll update in an hour or two.