Silly Pipes:

It was a rare find under the best of conditions. In a human junkyard, out in the open and exposed to the elements as it was, it was like finding an original Carbide in the rubble of Crystal City.

Pipes picked it up as delicately as he could, being careful not to grip it too tightly.

He was right. Oh merciful Primus, he was right! It was an F72T12, low color rendition, cool white fluorescent tube. It was nearly as long as he was tall, frosted like a window pane on a winter's morning.

It was beautiful. It was gorgeous.

And it was the perfect thing for light saber practice! Darth Pipes would fight again!