Do I sound like a bored, monotone person in your head? I think I do…

Disclaimer: Not mine. (The characters and this plots been done so many times I don't think it counts as mine either)

Story starts here:

When morning came, Shizuo woke up to the smell of something delicious, he sniffed the air while pulling himself out of the bed-quickly dragging on his pants- and using his nose, followed it down stairs. Yawning slowly he walked down the stairs seeing Izaya moving around in the kitchen.

Wait.

Shizuo stopped mid-stride.

He..and…Its wasn't a dream! He cheered inside his mind. He had actually fucked the flea… and hard too!

"Good Morning Shizu-chan." Izaya practically chirped skipping as he set two plates full of food on the table. "I insist you stay for breakfast." Without waiting he went back to the kitchen grabbing two glasses, one of milk and coffee.

"Uh.." Shizuo stared at Izaya again. "It's not poisoned is it?" Idiot why would he tell you the truth?

"Why would I do that Shizu-chan?" He sighed almost lovingly, giving Shizuo a dreamy look. "You've brought me to a whole new level of satisfaction I don't plan on giving up on anytime soon."

"R-right." Shizuo blushed taking a seat across from Izaya. "Thanks I guess." He muttered, talking about the food.

"No thank you Shizu-chan." Izaya said. Not talking about the food.

Breakfast was silent aside from Izayas constant humming and just over all happiness. The food was good but just seeing the flea so happy and knowing he was the cause of it, well he had mixed feelings. On one side he didn't like seeing him happy but on the other it was a refreshing sight to see someone happy because of something he did. It was starting to bug Shizuo. Why is he so happy over sex? Is he seriously a sex addict?

"Yes."

"What?" Shizuo looked up seeing Izaya taking a bite of toast. "You say something?"

"You're thinking out loud Shizu-chan." Smirking Izaya put his bread down to watch Shizuo realize what had happened.

His face turned a little red and he quickly stuffed food in his mouth, causing a small chuckle to fall from Izayas lips.

"No need to be embarrassed about it. I'm completely open to talking about." He sat back and spread his arms. "It's one human quality about me that I honestly don't mind keeping."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Shizuo replied bluntly pulling out a cigarette.

"Don't you dare." He warned. "And nothing. I'm completely normal, it's everyone around me who's crazy."

Shizuo stared at him for a moment thinking about it, not sure if he agreed or not.

"Oh and Shizu-chan?" His voice was sweet with an underlying seductive tone sending a weird chill down Shizuos spine.

"Yeah."

"Hurry up and finish." He grinned at Shizuo as he started cleaning up his own plate. "I would like to go another round before you leave." Shizuo gulped.

What did I get myself into?

"Ahh~" Izaya sighed, spinning in his chair.

"Did you and Shiki finally make up?" Namie asked from her desk. She was a little upset that Izaya was always getting laid while she…well.

"Why of course not my dear slow and naïve Namie." He smiled at the glare she threw him. "I've found a replacement. Who is so much more..aggressive than Shiki ever was." He paused, thinking of how to describe Shizuo.

"I didn't need to know that." She grumbled.

"True that Shizuo doesn't have much technique but he certainly makes up for it with the power behind hi-"

"Enough!" She shouted a small pink tint across her cheeks. "I do not care about your sex life." With that she turned away from Izaya, deciding to ignore him.

"So boring~" He sung. Spinning quicker, letting his surroundings blur. His mind wandering to Shizuo. And what he had done with Shizuo.

This is dangerous.

Not many knew about the 'phase' Izaya went through in high school and how this same phase almost drove him insane.

Aside from Izaya himself, the only other to know were Namie- who found out when she was snooping through his research on Shizu-chan- and Shinra. He had told Shinra when the strange obsession became noticeable to himself.

He remembered how every time he seen Shizuo he wanted the blonde to look at him, to only be able to see him. He needed Shizuo to only every think, hear, smell, and just breathe him. He did everything to make it so. Shinra called it a crush. But Izaya knew better.

He knew there was a deeper connection than any human feeling. He did not love shizu-chan nor did he feel the need for shizu-chan to love him. Rather he just wanted them to be close.

The monster and the god. As one.

Of course, as soon as he graduated he had shoved all these thoughts away, replacing the need to be near Shizuo to be hated by Shizuo.

"It's so boring today." Pausing in his movement he looked out his window. "If Shizu-chan were to fall in love with me as Shiki would those feelings resurface or would I-"

"Stop talking out loud you interrupting my work." Namie snapped, turning to face him. "Go take a walk or something."

"I choose…. or something." He could hear the muttered 'jackass' but after doing a few more spins he pushed himself up and out of his chair, grabbing his coat and started towards the door. "Lock the door on your way out."

"From the happy glow you have surrounding you I take it, you and Shizuo had a good time?"

"Can't complain." He sounded so delightful to his own ears it was almost sickening.

"I'm still shocked Shizuo agreed and so quickly too." He changed the subject seeing that dreamy look that meant Izaya was going to give details. Taking a seat in his usual arm chair, with Izaya sitting across from him. "I mean for a guy who hates you guts he didn't give up much of a struggle."

"Hmm." Izaya nodded in agreement coming down from his sex glow for a while." He probably doesn't get laid a lot. And look at me." He motioned to his body. "I radiate sex."

"Your conceited." He sighed. "Did he stay for morning breakfast?"

"And more~" Izaya purred, moving to lay down on his stomach.

"You seem to be walking fine." He noted.

"Hot bath. Soaked for a few hours." The conversation slowed after that and for a while they just discussed trivial matters.

"Shinra there is something I want to ask you." He purred.

While Izaya was busy chatting away with Shinra, Shizuo was freaking out.

Walking around Ikebukuro, intending to just get a new pack of smokes but he had smelled Izaya and immediately went to chase him.

This is where problems arouse.

Did he chase? Was he aloud to? Of course he was! But he had fucked him doesn't that change things?

Walking around aimlessly he wondered what to do. If he went after the flea right now and threaten to kill him wouldn't that just be an empty promise? He wanted to have sex again didn't he? Well yeah…not to mention killing your partner? Was kind of mean. What was Izaya anyway?

Not a lover obviously but he had to be considered something. Saying I'm sleeping with a flea sounds a little strange.

A few hours passed as he walked. The breeze hitting his face felt nice and as he walked he found himself in the park where a sitting and smirking flea sat.

Its short but the next chapter should be longer. I almost deleted this and started over but I decided to be a little easier on myself. I'm going to get serious about writing because honestly I'm annoyed with the direction this story is going. Oh and just to warn you this is NOT an 'I love you' story. I hate those. This is probably just going to end in a kind of ambiguous way.