Ranger24: Here's part two of the first adventure.
Chapter 2: Fanfiction May Cry Part 2.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Everyone who had been in the train car stood gathered around the dead body while Lilo sat down in the row of seats behind the body so she didn't have to look at it. Ranger was still in his same spot looking bored as ever. Stitch sniffed the body.
"He dead," the "dog" said simply.
Suddenly the conductor entered.
"What the hell happened here?" He demanded a terrifeid look on his face. Ranger sighed.
"I can clear that up for you sir." He opened his eyes and sat up. "There were six people in this car at the time we went through that tunnel back there and everything went black. That counts the dead guy of course. So that leaves us with just the two love birds, the old geezer, myself, the girl, and the girls funny blue dog. First there's the couple..."
The two love birds started to look scared.
"They didn't do it, they were to busy having fun back there." The love birds scowled at him. The woman actually kicked him in the shin.
"Hey!" He said rubbing his bruised shin. "Next there's the old man. He didn't do it. The little girl wouldn't hurt a fly."
"But that just leaves you!" THe conducter said and everyone took a step away from him. Ranger interlacedd his fingers. "Who says the person who killed this man was even a person?" Lilo looked up to see some kind of creature at the window!
Then suddenly the train went through another tunnel! There rang out two gunshots before the train exited the tunnel. Coiled around the car was a dead monster. In the car Ranger spun his pistol up to his face and blew the smoke from the barrel.
"Case closed."
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When the train pulled in at the station that Ranger, Lilo, and Stitch had been going to it was night. They walked away from the station while police cars surrounded the place. Lilo was silent as they made their way into the town.
"That thing on the train. It was a heartless wasn't it?" She said quietly. Ranger shrugged.
"Most likely."
Lilo gulped. "The thing is my mother didn't die when I was born the Doctor's said she was being hunted by heartless! Am I going to be killed by a heartless?"
"Who knows?" Ranger said simply. Lilo gulped and Stitch went closer to her.
"Megaa going to protect you."
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As it drew closer to midnight they stopped at a local motel. The man behind the counter was short, balding, and had big lamp like eyes. Ranger set a few bills of cash on the table.
"I need a room for two. One child, one adult, and one pet. Cheapest you've got, we're leaving in the morning."
The thing behind the desk smiled showing several missing teeth.
"One room coming up."
Ranger glanced over his shoulder at Lilo who was staring at a poster for an opera singer.
"Hey kid eyes sharp." He said as the thing behind the desk handed him the room key.
"Sir," Lilo said still not moving. "Where can I see this woman?"
Ranger didn't like where this was going and quickly dragged Lilo and Stitch up to their room. When they got there Ranger pulled off his cloak and hung it on the door before flopping down on the couch which was to small. Lilo and Stitch sat down no the only bed in the room. Lilo stared at her hands.
"The woman in that poster, she looked just like my mother." She whispered. Stitch gave a moan and curlled up beside her. "She might still be alive." Lilo continued. Ranger sighed.
"Oh like you know anything about family or friends!" Lilo snapped at him! Then she crossed her arms and stared at the floor.
"I don't care about this stupid inheritance thing, I'll I want to do is help the kids back at the orphanage. You know buy them what the need." She frowned. "But I can't buy them what they really want. You can't buy yourself a family. You probably think I sound stupid but all we want is to be with your families!"
"That's understandable." Ranger said simply. Lilo glanced up in suprise as her body guard had remained silent since they entered the room. His eyes were shut and she thought he was asleep. He opened one and looked at her. "Anyone would want to be with their friends and families." He finished. Lilo smiled.
"Now if you don't mind I've got like three chicks to meet in Z land." He said closing his eyes. "Ditto," Stitch said.
Suddenly a small pinkish purple creature leapt through the window and onto the window sill!
BANG!
The Ditto fell out the window dead. Ranger muttered a curse holstering his pistol. "Get some rest kid." Lilo nodded.
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Back at the mansion Zhao and Gin were playing chess while Chase continued to stare at the painting. Gin moved his knight. "Checkmate," He said simply and Zhao cursed furiously. Chase laughed. "You never were good at the end of things brother, thats why you girl freind dumped you."
"Oh go shove that in a toleit," Zhao snapped back. Gin smirked evily.
"I'm pretty sure our friends are about to take care of the girl pretty soon here." Zhao laughed at this.
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Back at the hotel it was past midnight and all three of our heroes were asleep. Lilo's hat was hung on the bed post, Stitch was curled up next to her, and Ranger was lying on the couch with an arm around a pillow his face in a scowl.
"No seriously... I paid my tab last week... Would you owls stop trying to sell me your encylopedia's... I can't read you langauge I can only speak it." He said in his very confusing sleep.
Suddenly faint singing drifted in through the window and Lilo opened her eyes.
Thirty seconds Later Ranger groaned as Stitch shook him awake.
"Oh come on kid please tell me you don't need a bed time story..."
"Lilo!" Stitch said quickly shaking the couch causing Ranger to fall on the blue experiment. "Sorry about that," he muttered pushing himself off of Stitch. Then he realized why Stitch had awakened him! Lilo was gone!
He grabbed his cloak and the guitar case and ran down the stairs to the lobby Stitch on his heels. He ran to the front desk where the thing was still sitting.
"Where's my daughter?" Ranger said angrily, it wasn't true but it was a cover. The creature gave a bemused smile.
"What girl?" It said in its creaky voice before coughing loudly. Stitch growled at the opera poster and Ranger yanked out his M6C and unloaded half a clip into the poster which morphed into a massive dead moth. Ranger muttered a curse when he felt a pistol being shoved into his back. He glanced over his shoulder to see the creature holding a revovler.
"Preacious can't let him see her, no preacious." It whispered evily. In a second Ranger grabbed it by the wrist, flung it over the desk, and pinned it to the ground the pistol clattering away!
"Where is she?" He growled.
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Five minutes later the three of them were in a beat up car Ranger with his guns pointed at the creature introduced now as Gollum who was driving, and crashing into every mail box, street lamp, and fire hydrant insight.
"Who taught you how to dirve?" Ranger muttered as they mounted the pavement. Gollum smirked evily while Stitch growled at him.
"He should know that the realm of Darkness is divided now. Three powerfull darkmen claim the lordship of the black realm, my preacious." Gollum said.
"And what does that have to do with any of this?" Ranger said frowning. Gollum chackled and coughed in his usaul manner.
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At an opera house on the far end of town Lilo pushed her way in through the door transfixed by the music. She entered the main theater where a single spotlight shone down on what looked like a woman in a white dress singing opera. Lilo smiled with joy.
"Mom!" She shouted as she ran down the steps to the stage not noticing a spot light shining down on her. "Mom! Mom!" She kept shouting as she ran onto the stage and through he arms around the woman.
"I'm so happy to see you," she whispered tears rolling down her face.
"I am to Lilo dear." The woman said smiling. Lilo looked up but then saw the hideous face! It was gaunt, the sking stretched over the skull, no hair visible not even eye lashes, worst of all were the fangs that currled down out of her mouth. Lilo tried to take a step back but she was held in place by the creatures hands! More monsters, a mix of heartless and lesser darksides emerged from the shadows, fangs dripping silavia!
"BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO DIE SWEETY!" The monster shouted raising a claw like hand!
BANG! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!!
Blood sprayed from the creature as it fell back, seveal heartless exploded, and a set background fell between Lilo and the monsters! Lilo blinked in confusion.
"You really shouldn't run off like that kid." Said a familar voice from behind Lilo. She whirled around to see Ranger making his way down the stairs pistols in hand while Stitch single handedly provided Spanish influenced background music.
"Ranger!" Lilo shouted with joy.
Suddenly the creature posing as her mother roared and tried to ripe through the set but Ranger shot a single bullet at it then leapt onto the stage as another set dropped down between himself and Lilo.
"Sorry kid this is the adults only part." Ranger said. Lilo could see the shadows of everyone behind the background. She watched in shock as Ranger single handedly went toe to toe with all of the creatures! Every few seconds a shot would ring out and one of the creatures would fall dead!
Suddenly something set it's hand on Lilo's neck! She gasped realizing Gollum had his hands around her neck!
"We're sorry preacious, but master says to kill little girl so we does!"
BANG!!
A bullet narrowly missed hitting Gollum in the head! He turned in fear to stare at the background set. A single hole was visible through which one of Ranger's brown eyes blazed with anger.
"Touch her, and the next one goes through your head for real." He said coldly.
Gollum instantly compleid releasing Lilo and taking a step back.
"Now get the hell out of here." Ranger said as coldly as before.
The wretch didn't need telling twice! He ran up the steps on all fours and into the darkness! Lilo looked at the floor to see a large pool of blood begin to seap out from underneath the background. Ranger ripped his way out of the set, completly unscathed.
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The next day it was nearing sun down at the mansion. The three brothers watched the clock as it ticked down to the thankfull six o'clock dead line. Zhao laughed.
"Ha the house is ours!"
Suddenly the door opened and in entered woman that appeared to be a much older version of Lilo.
"Hi I'm Nani. I'm here for my inheritance." She said simply. Zhao and Chase blinked in suprise.
"I thought it was supposed to be a little girl?" Chase said confused. Nani smiled. "The girl you guys tried to whack? She was just some girl who had the same last name and looks just like a younger me. I needed some one to cover my back and draw your attention."
Gin smirked. "Well I'm afraid it doesn't matter miss Plekila, you lost your inheritence at the six o'clock dead line."
Nani smirked. "You're wrong again. The death certificate on my father states time of death as six thrity-two seven days ago. I'm here with exactly thrity-one minutes to spare."
Zhao swore explosivly! Chase groaned andput his face in his hands.
"Will a drivers licesne cover it for ID?" Nani contiuned pulling up her purse.
Gin suddenly laughed.
"That won't be nesscary miss. Because in a few seconds no one will know you every existed!" Suddenly his skin ripped apart and morphed into a terrifying jet black monster with feirce red eyes and spikey fur! Zhao and Chase backed away in shock and fear!
"Brother!" They both said at the same time.
"It's all mine!" The monster shouted lundgeing at Nani! Who took a step towards the door, when it opened.
BANG!!
The creature was thrown back by a sudden gunshot to the face! It roared in pain and anger blood spraying onto the painting Chase loved so much!
"You know your lucky I'm here to save your ass." Ranger said stepping into the room hefting the guitar case. Lilo and Stitch stood in the door watching in awe as Ranger set the case down. Nani blinked in suprise.
"You use a ten year old as a decoy to help you get a few million dollars. Your just lucky I'm in such a good mood." Ranger said as the creature regained it's footing and turned to face him with a roar! Ranger smirked.
"It's Show time!" He shouted unzipping the guitar case, flinging it aside to reveal the same sword from two chapters ago! The monster roared and swung a massive claw at him which he dove out forward to dodge! He rolled to his feet and slashed the creature across the chest letting blood spray all over the floor! He dodged it's counter then slashed it across the arm! More blood sprayed across the couches and other furniture!
He then leapt into the air and brought the sword down in an arc across the monster's neck! He landed in a crouched position as the creature moaned and it's head slide of and landed on the hard wood floor. A fountian of gore sprayed from the severed torso and coated the cealing a dark red while blood drentched the floor.
Ranger wiped his sword on the creatures hide before returning it to its case. He then turned to Nani his expression cold.
"Have you a heart?" He said before he brushed past the still stunned woman. He made his way out into the hall where Lilo and Stitch stood wide eyed.
"We saw the whole thing! Even the adults only part!" Lilo said in excitment. Ranger smiled.
"You were all like Bam! Bam! Slice!" Lilo said acting out the fight with her hat. "And it was all like UGH... That was amazing!"
"Thanks." Ranger muttered.
"Wait!"
Ranger turned on his heel to see Nani standing there in the door.
"Let me take care of the girl. It's the least I can do!"
Ranger frowned.
"Well thats all up to Lilo. Now if you don't mind I'm out of here." He turned around and left. Lilo turned to face him as he walked out the door.
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Ranger opened the door to his shop.
"Home sweet home." He muttered stepping through the door. Then he realized what he was looking at. His eyes grew wide.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY SHOP!!" He shouted in horror! Everything was covered in hawian stuff, someone had even changed the draps to be like holua skirts. Then he suddenly realized someone was laughing.
Sitting on the couch were The Shadow Syndicate, Lilo, and Stitch. Ranger glared at them all.
"What did you guys do! And what are they doing here?" Ranger shouted in a mix of anger and confusion. TSS smirked.
"Seems Lilo decided she want's to stay with you Ranger."
"No way." Ranger said shaking his head.
"To damn late man, you're her officail gurdian now." TSS said holding up a small pile of papers. Ranger scowled.
"But don't I have to sign something? And how did she get here first?"
"Helicopter," Lilo and Stitch said grining from ear to ear. TSS couldn't keep from showing one of his vampire fangs. "Sorry man but the paper works all filled out. All thats left is for you to sign you're name."
"Well I'm not doing it!" Ranger shouted back at them trying to make his way over to his desk now covered in Tikki heads.
"Oh your doing it." TSS shot back.
"Or else what?" Ranger said throwing himself onto his chair.
"Or I take all the money you got from the job... In fact you won't get it until you sign the papers." TSS said.
Ranger groaned. "Okay fine! Give me the damn papers." TSS brought the papers over while Ranger dug in his desk for a pen. "One question first, why did you guys redecorate my office?"
"It was musty before, now people will be coming in by the droves!" Lilo said happily.
Ranger muttered a curse before signing the papers in his right name. TSS put them in a breif case before handing Ranger over a second breifcase. Ranger smiled.
"Bout damn time." Ranger muttered opening the case before doing a double take. It had only a single roll of twenty twenties inside.
"What happened to the rest of my money?!" Ranger shouted. TSS smirked pulling out a calculator and began to crunch the numbers.
"Well most of it went to paying off me, the Pizza place, the rent, you're nearly a week over due taxes, your car payment, the cable, and the rest of it went to redecorating this place." TSS said simply tossing the calcuator in the trash. Ranger slumped his head onto his desk.
"At least I have my choclate Sunday," he muttered. He got to his feet and made his way to the second floor where there was small kitchen. He opened the fridge and...
"Okay! Who the hell ate my choclate sunday!" He shouted! Stitch quickly licked his lips clean of choclate.
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