Ranger24: And here comes the all important pair of chick fight chapters.

Chapter 6: Rolling thunder part 1.

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Somewhere in Fanfiction city a guy ran out of an alley clutching at his broken arm. He ran towards a steel barred gate but it was locked.

"Help!" He shouted positively terrified. "Somebody help me!"

There came a roar from the alley and out of it came a massive purple dinosaur, with a decapitated head hanging from its mouth. It dropped the head and began to sing!

"I love you,

You love me,

We're a happy family!"

"HELP ME!!" The man screamed as his ears began to bleed.

Then there came the roar of a motorcycle engine! The man glance at the gate as a yellow head light burned bright! Then out of the dark, smashing down the gate and the landing on the head of the monstrosity known as Barney landed Ace. She then pulled out a 9mm and shot Barney in the head several times.

"Get out of here." She told the man. He blinked in confusion before realizing that four monstrosities known as the teletubies were surrounding them!

"Move your ass." She said pulling out an SMG. The man didn't need telling twice as the teletubies leapt down, giggling into battle! One grabbed a blood machete and ran at Ace who gunned the engine of her motor cycle and drove away from the monsters guns blazing! Her gun fired killing two before the third grabbed the SMG from her hand and tried to bear hug her, knocking her of her bike! Ace pulled out a pair of 45's and shot it in the face repeatedly. She then picked up the fallen SMG which was snapped in half, she groaned.

"Guess I can't use that anymore." She said tossing it aside. At that moment the fourth and final teletubie roared and ran at her! But as it did a bolt of lightning shot down and electrocuted it! It howled in pain as it was flash fried. Ace blinked in surprise.

"Lightning?" She muttered turning around to look up at the roof of the apartment complex behind her. On the roof was a woman in a black coat with electric green eyes and lightning blonde hair. Two antenna like strands could be seen jutting out from her otherwise smooth due.

FLASHBACK!!

"So a she monster?" Ace asked.

Ace was at some random church talking to the minister.

"It's been the same for weeks now!" The minister said shaking. "That woman's been leading the monsters in their attack on the town. I've seen her burn people alive with lightning!"

END FLASHBACK!!

"Honestly does the flashback thing have to be that loud?" Ace asked rubbing her ear drums. Then she took aim at the thing standing atop the roof.

"Well It looks like I've found you. How about you take your true form? That's when you freaks are strongest right?" Ace mocked before opening fire. The woman leapt into the air and sent a bolt of lightning at Ace who dove for cover inside of the apartment complex. Moving with commando efficiency she made her was to the roof and came face to face with the bitch.

The odd thing was she was still in human form. Ace took aim.

"So I guess you prefer that form." Ace growled. The woman shrugged and smiled. "Well it doesn't how you look I'll kill you all the same!" Ace shouted opening fire! To her surprise the woman hurled a pair of kunai knives at her. Then she pulled out a pair of over sized forty fives and fired them both at the same time!

Ace dove for cover behind a chimney which exploded as the electric charged bullets! Ace then hurled a hand grenade! The woman's eyes widened in surprise as Ace leapt from cover and shot the grenade detonating it right in front of the woman's face blasting her to the edge of the roof. The woman examined her now ruined coat, torn to shreds by the blast of the frag grenade.

Suddenly gunshots shattered the tiles at her feet! Ace was trying to force her off the roof the woman smirked and swan dived off the roof and was gone. Ace cursed, her prey had escaped.

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The next day at Fanfiction May Cry Ranger was for once alone sitting behind his desk and was for once alone. He had his feet propped up on the desk next to an empty pizza box. He was reading… a woman's fashion magazine?

"Let's see I'd do her, do her, wouldn't do her, do her if that other chick was also involved and it got slightly lesbo… Do her if you paid me." Ranger muttered as the door opened and in stepped Ace. She walked over to the desk and snatched the magazine out of his hands and looked over the page he was on.

"Thinking of cross dressing?" She asked a smirk on her face. Ranger groaned.

"Worse, Lilo's having me look through the magazine to see if there's anything in there within my budget." Ranger said clearly not happy.

"Well I need to ask you something." Ace said walking over to a cabinet on which a pair of swords and two spare guns were held up by nails.

"Fire away." Ranger said glad to have a reason to stop reading the magazine.

"You wouldn't no anything about a she devil would you?" Ace said hoping Ranger would know something.

"Keep talking." Ranger said not speaking any information.

"She looked human but had lightning powers." Ace continued

"Well there are plenty of freak shows out there that can pass for human. And lightning does sound interesting. You rarely see anyone packing that." Ranger replied.

"She also use kunia's and packed heat." Ace said.

"Well most creatures do have fingers and that's all you need to pull the trigger." Ranger replied.

"Well that maybe true. But this one had two guns. She fired the both one in each hand. Just like you do." Ace finished.

Ranger smiled.

"Well that's a surprise. Maybe you should consider introducing us. Otherwise I can't help you." Ranger said.

"Well that won't happen, next time I see her she is dead." Ace said pulling open the door. In stepped Lilo and Stitch.

"Oh hi Ace, you leaving?" Lilo asked brightly.

"Yeah sorry kid. Maybe next time we can have some fun." Ace said smiling.

Then she made her way out towards her motorcycle while up above her the same chick from before was watching her a smirk on her face.

Meanwhile inside…

"Ranger have you taken a look at the magazine?" Lilo asked the mercenary.

"I'm not buying you any clothes from this magazine." Ranger scoffed.

"But you lost at Yugioh!" Lilo said.

"I could have won."

"You summoned a bunch of monsters in the same turn." Lilo shot back.

"So?" Ranger asked leaning back.

"That's against the rules!"

"Screw the rules, I'm the main character!" Ranger snapped.

Suddenly the phone rang. Ranger smacked the desk and caught it in his hands.

"Fanfiction May Cry?" Then he smiled. "I thought it was you. The whole lightning kind of gave it away."

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Later at an oh-so-illegal weapons shop Ace was getting her rocket launcher back from the repairmen Eustcus Bag.

"There you go." Eustcus said putting the weapon in a white cloth wrap. "I'd hate to see what giant thing you're taking out with that thing."

"Actually my target's about the size of a human." Ace replied.

"Shot it with that and there'll b nothing left." Eustcus muttered before heading out.

"Hey that pretty woman with you?" Eustcus asked. Ace's eyes widened she grabbed a forty five and ran out front. There on roof of the adjacent building was the bitch. She smirked and pointed at Ace's feet. Ace glanced at her feet and saw a pipe bomb!

"Look out!" She shouted tackling Eustcus mere nano-seconds before the bomb went off and sent dust flying everywhere. When the smoke cleared the woman was gone. Ace gritted her teeth then noticed her shirt had been ruined by the blast.

"Crap." She muttered. "I guess it's payback for yesterday."

"What the hell was that?" Eustcus shouted.

"Oh nothing just you little girl fight. I have to get changed before I go to work." Ace said Pulling the launcher onto her back and hopping on her motorcycle.

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