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Chapter 7: Rolling thunder part 2
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Later at a woman's clothing store Ace was looking through a rack of ridiculously expensive clothes.
"My god I wish this wasn't the only shop in town. Maybe I should use some of Ranger's money." She muttered picking up a green shirt.
"Excuse me, I want to try this on." She said to a store worker.
"I'm sorry; there is someone else in the dressing room." The worker said with a smile.
At that moment the dressing room curtain opened and Ace held back a gasp. The Woman was there, though she had removed the black coat and replaced it with a white t-shirt. She seemed surprised to see Ace and dropped the thing of clothes she was carrying. The two of them stooped down to pick up the fallen clothes.
"Get the hell out." Ace hissed into her ear.
The two stood up and Ace passed into the dressing room. She began pulling on the new shirt. Green like Ranger's stuff… Then an idea struck her and she stuck her head out of the curtain.
"Hey can I get some of the really expensive stuff by the door?"
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Later at the church the priest from the previous chapter's flash back, Ace was sitting in the same place as before being berated by the same priest as before.
"I told you to kill that woman! Not go clothing shopping!" He shouted in anger.
"Calm down. I'm sure she'll be her soon." Ace said glancing up at the hanging steel chandeliers. At that moment electricity ran along the metal wire's from which they hung! The priest gasped in shock as the lights were ignited. Ace unwrapped her rocket launcher.
"I suggest you get out now. This is going to get loud." She said. The priest didn't need telling twice as the woman leapt in through a window, sending shattered glass everywhere! She landed in the aisle and Ace raised her launcher.
"Come on bitch. I don't care if I bring this whole church down to kill you." Ace said taking aim. Before she could fire the woman sent a blast of lightning at her! Ace dove out of the way and thee woman ran towards were the priest had fled but Ace swung her launcher bringing the bayonet down like an axe. It
slashed across the woman's left hip. She swung again but it suck in the cross and the blonde swept kicked her! Ace fell to ground and the woman leapt back lightning crackling about her right hand.
Ace yanked her Rocket launcher out of the cross, bringing it down and she dove behind a pillar for cover and the blast hit the wooden floor. Ace glanced out from cover as the woman landed lightly on a window sill. She glance at the wound on her hip, the wound sealed but the tear remained. Ace glared at her.
"I guess cutting you a little won't do the trick!" She shouted while the woman sent another blast of lightning at her! Ace rolled from cover and fired a rocket! The woman dove out of the way but the rocket followed her! She leapt out of the way again and it blew a massive hole in the side of the church.
A little ways away Ranger winced as a gaping hole was blown in the church.
"Man, guess it's that time of the month." He muttered.
Inside the woman dove at Ace and kicked the launcher out of her hands! Ace yanked out her pistols and fired! The woman pulled out her own and returned fire! Their bullets intercepted in midair! Ace tossed aside her empty pistols and punched the woman in the face. She kicked her back in the chest. They both fell to the ground and in a second they were back on their feet exchanging blows with their fists and feet.
Then the woman swept kicked Ace again sending her face down to the ground. Ace flipped herself over to see the woman's forty fives pointed at her. She closed her eyes bracing herself. A single gunshot rang out but Ace felt no pain. She opened her eyes. The woman's gun was smoking but she didn't have any wounds. Then she noticed a chunk of own hair was missing.
"You bitch!" She shouted rising to her feet and socking the woman across the face! Ace then head butted her and moved to strike her in the chest. But the woman caught her blow and punched her in the face and threw her to the ground! Before she could finish it though, Ace kicked her in the stomach and smashed one of the pews. The two of the panted before rising to their feet. Ace readied herself for another round but the woman charged up another lightning attack!
Suddenly Ranger's sword came flying in and stabbed into the pue between the two of them! They both glanced at the door as Ranger cursed.
"Damnit I missed." Ranger said.
"Well that's a fine way to say hello." The woman said startling Ace. "You're late anyways."
"Oh come on I just had to deal with little miss bitch the third." Ranger said walking forward.
"Ranger that's the bitch that tried to kill me!" Ace shouted grabbing one of her fallen guns.
"You know you have shitty timing kid. I mean sure you got here in time to stop us from killing each other but what if one of us had been killed?" The woman continued ignoring Ace.
"Well you're both still breathing right?" Ranger said yanking his sword out of the pew.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Ace shouted exasperated. The woman raised an eyebrow.
"Didn't you play the first game before agreeing to this parody?" She asked.
"Of course I didn't! My parents wouldn't let me near anything demon related!" Ace shouted.
"Well anyways my name is Larxene, I'm Ranger's partner."
"Ex partner." Ranger added.
"What? You still pissed at something?" Larxene asked.
"You through a sword at me." Ranger dead panned.
"Well actually I pinned you to your desk and through a motorcycle which you blew up." Larxene corrected.
"So? I shot him in the face, ruined his first coat, and shot him several more times! The bullets are still there!" Ace countered.
"Right in the wardrobe. That's got to hurt." Larxene replied.
"Can we stop talking about things that have hurt me?" Ranger asked.
"Queit Ranger, the grownups are talking." Larxene said with a smirk.
"You're not my original master. You just look exactly like her." Ranger snapped.
"Again what the hell is going on here?" Ace asked keeping her gun trained on Larxene.
"I think you get that in this business people like to test themselves against a strong opponent, you and I haven't exactly gotten a lot of a work out from our recent victims. That's why I kept my lid shut when you asked about Larxene." Ranger answered swing his sword into its sheath.
"Besides I thought you'd be more fun than my actually prey." Larxene added. Ace raised an eyebrow.
"Prey?"
Larxene scowled. "You can come out now; you've been watching us all along."
At that moment out of the shadow's came the priest eye's glowing red.
"You know I'd thought you'd all have killed each other by now." The priest growled.
"Let me guess you hired me to kill her because she was hired to kill you?" Ace asked.
"Yes and if it wasn't for that meddling burnet behind you I would have gotten away with it!" The priest said walking down the aisle.
"Hey! Nobody makes a Scooby Doo reference but me!" Ranger shouted.
"A darkside passing of as a priest, who would have guessed?" Ace said, spinning her gun by the trigger guard around her finger.
"I guess this bastard doesn't know what we do for a living." Ranger said flicking the safety on his M6C off.
"I can almost cry. Boo hoo." Larxene said mockingly.
"It's not that I can't kill you it's just I wanted to save myself the trouble!" Shouted the priest who then transformed into a massive horned creature with white wings, a toga, and a thick beard.
"That's one ugly son of a bitch." Ranger said.
"ENOUGH OF YOUR JOKES! TIME TO DIE!!" The darkside shouted lunging at them! Everyone whipped out their pistols and opened fire.
"Jokes on you!" All three shouted! Rounds slammed into the darkside sending him flying back! They continued shooting until all three were dry on ammo.
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The next day, back at Fanfiction May Cry Larxene had a small black bag slung over her shoulder as she made her way to the door. Each one of those involved in killing the priest had gotten a rough cut of five hundred dollars. As she passed Ranger he looked up.
"You can always come back here. Doors open anytime you want." Ranger said.
"Thanks but I still feel the need to go out and see a little more of the world before I just decide to pick one spot to stay." Larxene replied.
"Happy trails." Ranger said. Then Larxene reached the door.
She suddenly stopped and turned around.
"Hey, you aren't still sore about the sword thing are you?" She asked.
As if in answer Ranger's sword went flying into the door. She raised an eyebrow.
"I'll take that as a no." She muttered heading out the door. She found to her surprise Ace waiting for her wearing a grey suit on her motor cycle.
"Hop on. I'll take you half way." Ace said. Larxene smiled and hopped on.
"Nice outfit. How'd you afford it? The checks weren't mailed yet were they?" She asked. Ace smirked.
"No, but it's easy when you know the combination to Ranger's safe and how much money he keeps in there." Ace said evilly. Larxene smirked sadistically.
"Nice, I got a dress." She said.
"Oh that's going to burn." Ace replied.
From the door Ranger watched as they drove off. He yanked his sword out of the door. At that moment an old woman came to the door.
"Excuse me, are you Ranger24?" She asked.
"Yeah." Ranger said. Then the woman handed him a piece of paper.
"Here's your bill."
Ranger blinked in surprise and alarm as he saw the massive total; almost five hundred dollars!
"Wait? Bill? But I didn't buy anything!" He said trying to shut the door.
"Nope two separate women told me that you were footing the bill." The old lady said stopping the door with her foot.
"What the hell did they buy?" Ranger asked starting to panic; he hadn't received his cut yet.
"Clothes."
"What? Clothes! How can clothes cost that much?"
"They were very nice and you have to pay."
"Look I don't have any money right now." Ranger said moving into his shop but the woman pushed inside.
"Well its pay or we'll have to call the police."
At that moment Lilo arrived at the door followed by Stitch.
"I hope Ranger doesn't mind I bought some clothes with his money." She opened the door just in time to see Ranger whack the old lady over the head with a wine bottle. She fell down out cold.
"Quick grab her legs!" Ranger said.
"But…"
"GRAB HER LEGS!!" Ranger shouted and Lilo and Stitch instantly helped him carry the woman out back.
Ranger24: This is why I don't go wardrobe shopping that much. And churches just seem to get blown up all around me. Read and review.