Ranger24: I RETURN! Triumphant.
Chapter 11: Wishes come true part 1.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
By some random river a blonde guy wearing a green coat was fishing. He seemed bored shitless but he still sat there by the shallow river that ran under a bridge.
"I should really stick to children's card games," he muttered.
Then his line got a tug! He jumped to his feet and began to reel it in!
"Oh boy I hope I catch a magikarp." He said happily.
He brought it up grinning form ear to ear as the fish rose out of the water. Then his joy turned to fear. A blobby something was on the end of his line melting his fish. He dropped his fishing pole and was about to run when it spoke.
"I shall grant you a wish." It hissed.
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Several days later at Fanfiction may cry Ranger sat at his desk while Lilo swept the floor and Stitch played guitar hero.
'My names Ranger,' Ranger narated over the scene. 'I'm something like a detective or a handy man. I take odd jobs. But right now I need to tell you bout this story.'
"Ranger would you stop narrating and get on with it?" Lilo snapped.
"Hey shut up." Ranger snapped. 'I didn't know it yet but one crazy case was about to start. That's when she came through my door.'
The door opened and in came a young woman with light brown hair and blue eyes.
'Her name was Serinety Wheeler and she needed my help.' Ranger contiuned.
"Seriously stop narrating it's giving me a head ache." Lilo grumbled.
"Fine!" Ranger snapped.
"I need your help sir." Serenity said.
"Doesn't everyone once in a while." Ranger muttered.
"It's my brother. He's been accused of murder, and I know he didn't do it." Serenity said.
"And you want me to prove his innocence?" Ranger asked.
"Yes." She said nodding.
"Isn't that for lawyer's to do?" Lilo asked.
"Yeah but that takes to long. Lilo describe the payement methods." Ranger said.
Lilo nodded.
"Here at the Fanfiction May Cry Detective agency we accept cash, check, credit, debit, game tokens, rare cards, and coupons." Lilo said. Serenity pulled a small ring offer her finger.
"I don't have much but here." She said placing it on the desk.
Ranger frowned and picked it up. She turned and walked out of the door before Ranger could ask her anymore.
"I don't think that'll cover it." Lilo said shacking her head.
To her suprise Ranger stood up and pocketed the ring. Then Ranger pulled on his cloak and grabbed his sword.
"Where are you going?" She asked.
"I'm looking into this." Ranger muttered.
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The next day at some bar Ranger stepped inside to find it empty except for one man standing behind the bar.
"What'd you want?" The man asked gruffly.
"Choclate sundea." Ranger said walking up to the bar.
"Don't sell kid stuff here man." The bartender repleid with a chuckle.
"You know what happened to the last guy who refused to get me a choclate sundea?" Ranger said threateningly.
"I'll take a look but haven't gotten anything new in weeks. Hardly anyone every shows up here." The bartender said.
"So I guess the recent murders here doesn't help. Tell me about that and I'll give you the secret to realling in the customers." Ranger said.
The man sighed. "Look if you need to know what happened like every other person thats come here asking about it let me tell you."
FLashback!
Everything goes black and white and the bartender can be seen in the back of the bar.
'It was a quite night, the only two others here were Joey Wheeler and Tristan Taylor and they were playing darts. I'd gone around back to take out the trash.'
Suddenly there was a scream.
'I heard a scream and I ran back in side to find...'
The Bartender ran back inside to find the same man from standing next to a pile of bones and burning clothes which were being boiled away in a puddle of acid.
'Tristan was being melted by acid. A Joey just kept screaming that was all his fault.'
Endflashback.
"And so I called the cops and they dragged him off to jail." The bartender finished.
"So where'd they take him?" Ranger asked.
"Devil's prison." The bartender replied with a shiver.
"Ranger don't even think about going there." Came TSS voice. Ranger turned around to TSS nail a bulls-eye on the dart board.
"When did you get here?" Ranger asked.
"Lilo called me up and told me about what you're up to. Trust me Ranger you couldn't get in there if you wanted to. No visiting hours. They say that place is worse then hell." TSS said hurrling another dart into the board.
Ranger smirked.
"Well if you can't visit I guess I'll just need to get arrested." Ranger said glancing across the street at some punks tagging the wall.
"Hey wait!" The bartender said as Ranger made for the door. "What's the secret?"
"Put ice cream on the menu." Ranger replied.
Seconds later one of the punks hit the concrete blood pouring from his nose. Ranger raised his fist for another blow but instead sweep kicked one of punks. A crowd of people quickly gathered around them before several police officer's arrived and broke up the fight. They quickly hand cuffed Ranger. Ranger glanced over at TSS who frowned with some worry, Ranger smirked in response.
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"My god, with all this weaponry one has to wonder what you do Mr. 24," the Prision warden said staring at all of Ranger's weaponry. The warden was a fat man with a square mustache. Ranger stood with two guards flanking him completely disarmed and his cloak on the table.
"Oh you know I'm an exterminator of sorts." Ranger replied.
"Well here at Devil's prision we have just one rule; you don't make trouble, you don't die." The warden said as the guards dragged Ranger away.
Soon he was tossed into a cell and he sat down on the low mat. The guards closed the door and he glanced at the small talking hole across from him.
"Hey anyone there?" He asked.
"Yes." Came the shakey reply.
"You know anyone by the name of Joey Wheeler?" Ranger asked.
"I'm him." The voice.
"I need to know why you're in here." Ranger said.
"Doesn't matter, I killed Tristan as good as if I shot him in the head. Nobody believes me anyways."
Ranger smiled.
"Well we both got time to kill so tell me anyway."
Joey sighed.
"Earlier that day I'd gone fishing and found this creepy mask..."
Flashback.
Joey can be seen at the scene from the begining of the chapter complete with the freaky blob.
"I shall grant you a wish." It hissed.
'So seeing as how I'd just been laid off from my job as a meat sheild I decided to ask for money but it flipped me off. Then I asked for chicks and it screwed me off again. Then I asked for all the trading cards in the world and it refused.' Joey narrated as his memorey self stated all those wishes and the blob flatly refused them all.
'Pissed off I hooked up with Tristan for a guys night out.' Joey said as the scene switched to himself and Tristan how has a freaky spike shaped hair-do playing darts.
"Ha! I win again Joey now I get you to pay for my next drink!" Tristan said happily.
"Oh! Tristan sometimes I wish you were dead!" Joey growled.
'Suddenly the blob showed up again!' Joey said as the blob did such. Then it went and spat acid on Tristan who screamed as his skin burned away!
EndFlashback.
Joey went in the fettle position.
"I killed him. And now we're going to die." Joey said.
Ranger smirked.
"I don't think so man, not on my watch at least."
Ranger24: And that's the chapter. I haven't watched this episode in a while so the writing is rough but hey we're more than halfway through the fic. Read and review.