Ranger24: Ah time for a new chapter. Still wondering where the reviews are for the last one though.
Chapter 12: Wishes come true part two.
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Back at the stream it was getting dark when Ace drove up alongside the river on her bike. TSS had decided to tell her that Ranger might be in trouble and to get over there pronto but something near the rivers edge had caught her eye. Something was down in the gravel by the river. She hopped off her bike and made her way down to it to find a mask, a very ugly mask.
She bent down to pick it up. But the moment she touched it thick green smoke emerged from it and became a strange bolb creature.
"I will grant you a wish." It hissed.
"Oh cool!" Ace said excited. "Okay i want to see what would happen if this series had been made by nintendo.
"Umm... Okay." The blob said before there was flash of white light showing Ranger dressed like Link with a tiny ball of red light that was TSS. Ace was dressed like Zelda.
"Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" TSS said flapping about.
"Oh shut up you god damn fairy!" Ranger shouted.
Half a second later everything returned to normal.
"Okay who about how Ranger would look as a lawyer!" Ace said.
"Okay..." The bolb replied.
There was another flash of light and Ranger was at the plantiff table wearing a grey suit.
"This courtrooms getting crazy! Let's rock!" Ranger shouted one hand raised high in the air.
TSS banged a gavel.
"I'll let it go." He said.
Then everything returned too normal.
Ace frowned.
"You know you really suck at this wishing stuff."
"Well maybe you're a lousy wish maker!" The bolb snapped.
"Asshole." Ace muttered turning on her heel.
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Back at Devils prison Ranger heard the clanking of steel locking pins moving away. Ranger stood up and frowned.
"What's going on?" Ranger asked.
"OH god! They're starting it already!" Joey screamed!
"Again, what's going on?" Ranger asked.
"Attention all prisoners. This is the warden speaking."
Ranger glanced up.
"Their going to kill us!" Joey screamed.
"We're about to play a little game of hide and seek. You all hide. We seek, and eat."
"I don't like the sound of that." Ranger muttered wishing he had his weapons.
"We'll give you a six second head start." The warden said before laughing!
The prisioners bolted from their cells and Joey and Ranger ran out as well. But at the end of the hall the prisoners came upon some guards.
"Going somewhere boys?" One of the guards asked. Then he contourted and out of him burst a hoorid werewolf like creature which set upon the prisoners! Quickly the other guards promptly transformed and attacked the prisoners. Ranger and Joey who were near the back turned on their heels and ran.
"What do we do?" Joey asked not bothering to check if the guards were following!
"YOU DIE!!" Screamed a guard who lunged from around a corner at him!
Suddenly Ranger's left fist conected with his face! The guard/were wolf thing stumble back only to get a sweep kick to the legs and then a curb stomping from Ranger.
"Come on that won't keep him down long." Ranger said continuing to run.
Meanwhile warden and a large number of guards stood by the gate waiting for any prisoner's who tried to escape.
"This is to much fun." The warden said grinning listening to the screams of dieing men.
"Attention everyone." A voice said over the PA system. The warden glanced up in shock.
"This Ranger24 telling all you jackasses the FBI's on route. But by that time they'll find nothing but you're dead bodies."
Suddenly from the Warden's office window a slain guards body fell through and crashed on the concrete! Then down came Ranger fully armed and equiped.
The warden snarled and he and the guards all transformed and charged Ranger who brought up Luna and Sol.
"EAT BLESSED SILVER FREAKS!" Ranger shouted before opening fire! The were wolves were fluung to the ground dead by Ranger's bullets, all except the warden who leapt at Ranger snarling. Ranger brought out his sword and with a hewing storke took the warden's head clean off. Instant kill. Joey folllowed up behind him clutching a 9mm.
"Is it over?" He asked.
Ranger smirked.
"Almost."
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Later at the bar it had slightly more patrons than it had had last time Ranger had visited. TSS sat in a corner sipping from a glass of wine which had the usual donated blood. Ranger and Ace where playing poker while Joey sat at the bar.
"Pair of queens." Ace said laying her cards on the table and smiling.
"Guess the rounds mine." She said reaching for the chips but Ranger set his cards on the table.
"Three ace's." Ranger replied smirking.
Ace glared at him pushing the chips over to him.
"You know, you really suck when you win."
"Well someone's mad." Ranger replied.
"I wish you'd go to hell." Ace muttered.
Suddenly out of the floor the masked blod appeared making Joey and the bartender freak out!
"THAT'S THE THING THAT KILLED TRISTAN!!" Joey screamed.
"HOLY SHIT! THAT THING'S UGLIER THAN MY MOTHER IN LAW!!!" The bartender screamed!
"Hey Ace, who's the freak?" Ranger asked casually.
"Some douche who can't grant a wish right." Ace growled.
"I shall grant your..." The masked blob started to say before it got a round from Luna straight to it's mask! It howled in pain moving back as Ranger grabbed his cash and shoved it in his pockets before charging after the blob. The blob went straight through the door which Ranger kicked open and followed him out into the streets! It turned on him and moved to attack but Ranger side stepped and slashed it!
"OH THE PAIN!" It shreiked before jumping into a wall.
Seconds later it reappeared from right underneath Ranger and swallowed him up!
"HA HA HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU SON OF A..."
Suddenly Ranger's sword came out of the mask and Ranger sliced the creature in half! What was left of the blob dropped away and the mask clattered to the ground.
Then a shadowy figure jumped out of the shadows and grabbed the mask!
"I'll take that!" Gollum hissed!
He jumped up onto a roof top narrowly avoiding Ranger's pistol shot. Ranger frowned and blew the smoke away from Sol. Gollum was up to something.
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Later at the bar Ranger sat next to Joey.
"I can't thank you enough forgeting me out of there." Joey said half smiling. But then he sighed and lowered his head.
"But maybe you should have left me in there to rot and die." Joey continued.
"What'd you mean?" Ranger asked.
Joey downed a shot of whiskey.
"I have a sister, Serenity. She has a health condition and I'm afraid that what's happened probably gave her a heart attack." Joey said as the Bartender gave him another round.
"She was good freinds with Tristan, she probably hates me for what happened." Joey said disparingly.
"She doesn't hate you." Ranger replied. Joey looked up confused.
"Your sister is the one who put me on the case." Ranger continued pulling out the ring Serenity had given him. Joey gapped at it.
"That's Serenity's ring!" Joey shouted.
Ranger smiled and tossing the ring to Joey who caught it and made his way out of the bar. Across the street he thought he saw Serenity standing a under a lamp post before turning on the spot and vanishing into the darkness. Ranger smiled looking up at the nights sky.
Don't look back
Don't regret
Time's falling out of these hands
I'll let you leave me
Go on,
You know Home is always inside your soul
All the light to bless your way
Don't be afraid
And I'll be your home
In this time
In this place
This moment is all we have
And tomorrow we never know
Every precious time
Let it go
Somewhere away
You will learn, and you'll love,
Forgive the past and you can move on
All the distance
You've come to a place
Then you see that your home is away
Now the sun is rising
Lighting up your sky again brightly
Every precious time
Let it go
Somewhere away
You will learn, and you'll love,
Forgive the past
Go on,
You know Home is always inside your soul
Wherever you go
Whatever you see
I'll be the place
And I'll be your home.
Suddenly Lilo tackled him from behind.
"What the hell kinda ending was that?!" She asked clearly annoyed.
"Lilo if you live past sixteen at this rate it'll be a miricale, now GET OFF MY BACK!" Ranger shouted.
Ranger24: Yeah, way to ruin an ending Lilo. Next timea visitor shows up asking for me but what's really going on? Read and review.
PS the song was I'll be your home the credits theme for the anime.