Ranger24: Here's part two of this little party folks.

Chapter 15: Death poker part 2

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Two days ago...

"Everyone has their vices, I've got Pizza and shooting stuff. Your uncle has gambling," Ranger said with his feet propped up on his desk at Fanfiction May Cry.

Ace and Lilo were playing pool while TSS sat on the couch drinking from a wine glass of medical blood. Stitch was in front of the TV playing Guitar Hero 3: Legends of rock. Standing in front of Ranger however was a young man with light brown hair, his name was Light Yagami.

"Yes well unfortunatly my uncles gambling habits are way out of control, I need some one to snap him back to his senses." Light replied with a serious look on his face.

"Question," Ace suddenly put in.

"Yes?" Light asked.

"If you just want him to stop gambling, then why don't you take him to a therapist or something?"

"Because I've already tried that. I left to go to the rest room for three minutes and I come back to find him playing poker with the Doctor." Light dead panned.

"Then what makes you think Ranger will make any difference?" Lilo asked as Ace sunk a ball into one of the pockets.

"Because I need someone who's good at poker to beat him to the point were he can't gambel anymore and I heard that Ranger plays poker." Light replied.

Ace, Lilo, TSS, and Stitch all paused in what they were doing to share a look then all four of them burst out laughing.

"Oh shut it," Ranger growled.

Present day...

Ranger muttered a stream of curses as he washed his hands in the bathroom. "Damnit I friging taught Lilo to play poker!"

He finished washing his hands and made his way back into the high stakes chamber as Lilo pushed in more of his chips.

"I raise you Two twenty," Lilo said confidently.

Ranger sighed and grabbed Lilo around the waist pulling her out of his chair.

"Okay bathroom breaks over," he said in tried tones.

Lilo scowled as she sat down next to TSS on one of the leather sofa's. TSS was, as usual, drinking from a wine glass filled with blood. Stitch was curled up in a ball napping.

"So how's he doing?" TSS asked.

Lilo sighed. "I raised him four thousand but he still sucks ass."

TSS smirked and lowered his wine glass.

Two days ago...

Light smiled at Ranger pleasently. "Well if you interested he'll be on the a casino ship departing from port Cureila two nights from now."

He set down a small box on the desk. Ranger frowned leaning forward to pick it up as Light began to leave. He opened it to reveal tickets for five and a small gold pocket watch. Lilo's eyes instantly became transfixed on the watch.

"So you going to take the job?" Ace asked.

Ranger shrugged. "Probably, not much else for me to do and I might just make some money out of this whole thing."

"And maybe I'll marry Obama," TSS said sarcastically.

Present day...

"I raise this little game four-fifty." The blonde woman said pushing in her chips. Ranger set his cards on the table. "I fold."

The red head set his cards down as well. "I also fold."

"Is it my turn yet?" The old man asked.

"Yes." Everyone replied rolling their eyes in annoyance.

"Honestly why's the old coot even at this friging table?" Ranger muttered.

"Okay I put in four-eighty." The old man said pushing in his chips.

The blonde smirked meeting his beat. Ace flipped over the next card and the woman smiled.

"I'm all in." She said pushing her chips forward.

"Okay so am I." The old man said pushing in his chips.

The old man turned over his cards. "Two of a kind." He said in a wheezy voice.

The blonde woman smiled almost wickedly. "I have three of a kind, sorry buddy."

Suddenly the old man slumped over dead.

"Well shit he's dead." Ranger muttered.

"What do we do now?" The red haired man asked.

"We keep playing! We need a big winner!" The blonde woman shouted!

"So who do you think will conk out next?" Lilo asked.

"Well my money is on the blonde lasting longer than anyone." TSS said.

"You willing to put your money on that?" Lilo said pulling out twenty bucks. TSS smirked and pulled out twenty of his own.

"Meega gonna go get some coffee," Stitch said climbing down from the sofa.

'You've got to know when to hold 'em.

Know when to fold 'em.

Know when to run.'

Hours passed of carefull cards playing with no one knocking anyone out even though Ranger's chip pile started to run a little low. Stitch's pile of coffee cups however was larger and larger. Stitch was so wired he was twitching uncontrollably. Finally however the blonde made one stupid play and her enitre stack went suprisingly to Ranger. As she rose from her seat glaring at Ranger she suddenly clutched at her chest. She gave a gasp of pain before she collapsed onto the floor, dead.

"So just two of us," Ranger muttered.

TSS muttered a curse passing his twenty to a grinning but tired looking Lilo.

"I'm one of the last one standing eh?" The red head said a grin spreading across his face. "I say we play for keeps this round."

Ranger smirked. "Fine by me."

Ace sighed as they both pushed in all of their chips. The red head was grinnign wildly as Ace delt out the cards. To her alarm everything was set up perfectly for a royal flush. On the table was a King, a Queen, a ten, a Jack, and a two. If one of them had an ace the other was doomed. The red head laughed insanely.

"I win!" He shouted slapping his cards on the table, the Ace of diamonds and a four. Ace, TSS, Lilo, and Stitch's eye all fell upon Ranger as he slowly raised his cards and placed them on the table. Ace's heart skipped a beat. The Ace of spades and a two. Ranger had a royal flush and two of a kind, Ranger had won the round and the game.

The red screamed suddenly clutching at his chest. He collapsed off his chair and onto the floor dead. Lilo gave a cheer.

"Alright Ranger did it!" She shouted.

"You mean cause the deaths of four people through winning a poker game?" TSS said with a raised eyebrow.

"No...," Ranger said rising from his chair a malicous grin crossing his face. "There's still one player left."

Suddenly he pulled out Sol and took aim at Ace. Ace instantly whiped out her M9 pistol. Lilo and Stitch looked on horrified and TSS pulled up his breif case. Quick as a flash he raised the MP5 concealed in the breif case.

"Hey Ace, let's see who can put a bullet through the other's heart first!" Ranger shouted flicking off Sol's saftey!

BANG!!!

Lilo screamed as Ranger fell back, Ace's pistol bucked, and Stitch gave a yell of fright. Ranger crashed into the crowd a hole right over his heart, Sol still clutched in his hand.

Then an insane laugh came to their ears and Ace, TSS, Lilo, and Stitch turned about to see Light walking towards them clapping. Hanging from a strap at his side was a black note book.

"Congratulations young lady, you're tonights big winner!" He said grinning from ear to ear.

"You! You were King all along!" Ace said angerily.

"Actually the proper alias is Kira, King is my alias for when I do one of these little experiments." He replied.

"Yeah but you seem to forget buddy there's four of us and only one of you," TSS replied raising his MP5.

Kira laughed. "Not for long," he said pulling up the note book. "I just wrote your names in my death note here. In less than twenty seconds now you will all die of sudden violent heart attack."

"To bad buddy I'm already dead," TSS said as Lilo, Sitich and Ace looked panicking at their watches.

"Yes but I anticpated that. That is why Ace's death is different. Rather than a heart attack she will reach under the table and pick up the clip of blessed silver rounds under the table and shoot you through the heart before shooting herself." Kira replied eyes glowing red with delight at his work.

Suddenly Ace felt her hand straying down to the table under it. She struggled against what ever force was pulling her hand down. Kira laughed as he watched her struggle.

"You can't defeat a god of death! I've..."

Suddenly a spray of bullets flew at the death note and ripped it to peices! Kira gave a cry of alarm as he stumbled back blood splashing across his chest from where the bullets had hit him!

"Oh would you put a sock in it." Ranger said sitting up with Sol smoking from having just emptied it's magazine into the death note.

"Ranger!" Lilo shouted.

Ace's hand fell to her side and she turned her gun on Kira.

"What the hell! You got shot!" Kira shouted.

"Yes but I had this." Ranger said pulling out the small gold pocket watch Kira had given him. "I kinda figured out how your game works. So I took a gambel on how to beat you."

He stood up and grinned. "And it looks like I just broke the house."

"How did you know about the watches control?" Kira snarled struggling to stand.

Ranger rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Well..."

FLASHBACK!

Back at Fanfiction May Cry Ranger was talking to Ace.

"Okay if there is something funny, you knock out the dealer and steal his outfit." Ranger said.

"Isn't that cheating?" Ace asked raising an eyebrow.

Suddenly there came a crash and Ranger and Ace turned around to see Lilo rumaging through Ranger's cloak.

"Lilo what are you doing?" Ranger asked rasing an eyebrow.

Lilo stood up and turned about with the gold watch around her neck and Sol in her hands. Her eyes stared blankly at them with a strange smile on her face.

"Plot device." She said in a strange monotone.

"OH SHIT!" Ranger shouted rushing forward as Lilo pulled the trigger!

'Uma what you say, what you say.'

'All that you only did when,

Cause you did 'Uma what you said, what you said.'

"OH GOD DAMNIT!" Ranger shouted as the bullet struck him in the chest. His foot flew up and knocked Sol out of Lilo's hand! Ace rushed forward and ripped the watch off Lilo's neck.

END FLASHBACK!

"So you got shot by a little girl." Kira dead panned.

"Oh shut up." Ranger growled pulling out Luna.

"Oh well you'll still die!" Kira shouted suddenly charging forward changing into a much more streamline verion of himself with blade like arms!

Ranger, Ace, and TSS opened fire with their weapons forcing Kira to evade them by running along the windows. Windows shattered as bullets riped into them. Quickly however all three ran out of ammo as Kira came running down to face them head on!

TSS grabbed the guitar case and threw it towards Ranger.

"Catch!" He shouted as it flew through the air.

Kira jumped onto the poker table sending chips and cards flying into the air and slashed the case! Out of it however came tons and tons of money! The sword came flying out of the green storm of money and Ranger caught it by the poomel and swung it about before charging Kira! Kira turned to face him and meet his charge!

In the flash they had passed eachother blades in clear sign of having slashed at one another and a poker card stuck to both swords.

"King of hearts." Kira hissed.

Ranger smirked. "Ace of spades, beats king every time."

Then along Kira's chest appeared Ranger's slash it went all of the way from one end of the ribs to the other.

"Oh fuck you," Kira said before his torso seperated from his legs.

Ace frowned at Ranger. "Is that really the ace of Spades?"

Ranger flung the card towards her and she caught it. Yep, definatly the ace of spades.

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The next day at Fanfiction May cry Ranger, TSS, Lilo, and Stitch were playing poker while Ace was shooting pool. Ranger smirked and set his cards down.

"Royal flush." He said grinning.

He began to reach for chips but Lilo set down her own cards. "Royal flush, Ace of Spades wins."

Ranger sighed and sat back in his chair.

"God damnit." He muttered.

Ranger24: Note to self, don't teach little girls to play poker, or leave out guns where they can reach them. Anyways read and review.