Naruto- After The Battle, The Reward- A Conversation With The Kyuubi

"What are you panicking for you imbecile! She's your girlfriend for God's sake! You should feel happy and proud to have her with you for a night!" said a voice.
"Ah! Hell no, not you!" said Naruto.

The Nine-Tailed Fox snickered. They were in the room within Naruto's mind and the fox appeared outside of the cage before shrinking itself down to his size and walking up to him. The fox put a paw around his neck before holding out his other paw as if he were painting a picture. Naruto sighed and listened to the fox; as much as the fox was annoying he did always seem to give good advice about any and everything.

"Kit, it's very simple really, get her pregnant! Take her home and ravage her!!" commanded the fox.

Naruto threw off his arm and angrily stared at the fox before pointing a finger.

"I knew it! I knew you were nothing but a guiltless pervert! I can't do that to her! It's only been five freaking minutes since we became a couple! Something like this could end the one chance I have with her! HELL NO!!" shouted Naruto.

The fox smiled at him.

"I wouldn't be so hasty to give up my friend; isn't it a little off that she would ask you to stay with you? That's practically asking you to impregnate her if you ask me, trust me Kit, I think you're going to get laid tonight," snickered the fox.
"Whether or not, I don't think Sakura's the type to give her body up that easily, even if she does love me," countered Naruto.

The fox laughed at him.

"You should've seen the dedication she put out for you that day on the Bridge Of Heavens Kit, she was perfectly willing to let her flesh melt off to grab you while I had control that day, she even tried to run at you in an attempt to snap you out of it! If that's not a sign that she loves you enough to do this with you then I don't know what the blue hell is!" countered the fox as he continued laughing.

Naruto nodded; the fox did have a point as much as he hated to admit it. The fox then wrapped a paw around his neck and held up the other one as if he were showing Naruto some invisible sign.

"Sakura Uzumaki…I think that's got a ring to it don't you think? And what would you name your son or your daughter?" asked the fox.

Naruto blushed but then put a happy look on his face.

"My son huh? I would name him Minato, after my father and my daughter? I'm not so sure, I'd have to ask around for names of daughters," replied Naruto.

The fox laughed again before patting Naruto on the back.

"Well now my friend, you've already got the names in mind! All you have to do now is make sure that she bears you a child! Do it already! It's going to be annoying to watch your hormones fly a mile a minute all over your body, messing up your chakra flow and messing up your judgment, it's going to be outright sickening if you don't do it soon!" complained the fox.

Naruto pointed at him again and comically spat out insults at the fox.

"Easy for you to say you damn pervert! You're not the one who has to do the action or live with the consequences, you just think of what's going to happen in the spur of the moment rather than long term effects, you're nothing but a horny fox demon!" accused Naruto.

The fox sighed.

"Well, I am a guy after all and my kind don't come around all the time…in fact I'm the last one left, think of it this way, imagine if you were the only guy on Earth left, no girls, no guys to be friends with, nothing! I have to be this way, if I don't then I'm not human!" replied the fox.
"YOU AREN'T A HUMAN YOU IDIOT!" screamed Naruto.

The fox chuckled again, wagging it's nine tailed wildly. He then waved to Naruto.

"Go on Kit, I am sure she's going to do it to you if you don't do it to her, I mean she's stronger than you physically, if she tries, I'd advise you to make sure it isn't dominatrix style, it's going to prove to be your disliking and not to mention you're going to feel like an absolute pussy after it's over," warned the fox.
"What the f-" said Naruto.

The fox vanished, leaving Naruto alone in his mind. He then realized the fox was telling the truth and he made it a point of duty to make Sakura his if the situation arises.