Hey! Sorry for the technical difficulties last update. Btw Karen is my friend and she just wanted to let you know wat was happening. Thanks for being with me *gives you invisible virtual candy* sorry that there's no chocolate… Mello stole it. Surprised L didn't take any of it… Oh yeah! We sent him to a candy factory. Idk why we did that but oh well.
a/n: I don't own death note. If I did matt, mello, and L wouldn't have died. Light woulda got his butt kicked by mello.
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" Hey they sent us some wine…" Mai said when they walked into the room.
" Wow… Near sent it. What the crap is he trying to get me drunk…" he exclaimed going into the bathroom.
" Ya I know…" Mai said changing into some of her pajama's. " Crap if I have a couple more drinks I'm going to be so wasted…" she thought. " He's already drunk as hell. Wait… Worse."
" Man I'm so drunk… wonder if I can get her drunk too... Or just- Nah I'm going to get her drunk." he thought. Or he said.
" Oh my god… No way he is not getting me drunk." she thought.
" Man I would love to hit that body…" he said rambling about her.
She stared at the door. " Wow he's really drunk…" she looked at the wine.
" Crap why the hell am I thinking this…"
" Hmm… I wonder if-" *pop*," Yes! She opened the wine.
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" The hell?!" Near shouted.
" What is it Near?" Aizawa asked.
" Oh nothing Aizawa…" Near said.
" Crap if she gets drunk I swear I'm going to fire her!" Near thought furiously. " What the hell was I thinking of pairing them up. She could be his sister and they both drink… And they both like video games. Shit… I have to call it off… Wait, I can't it will blow her cover… Well there cover."
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" Oh my god I have the worst headache…" she thought now just waking up.
" Man that was a weird dream- Shit! No way we didn't…" she thought opening her eyes.
She was on top of Matt in one of Victoria's Secrets outfits.
" Crap, crap, crap! K he's not awake maybe I can get up and get out of this outfit…" she thought.
" Hmm, Mai?" he said before falling back asleep.
" Wow he's so cute when he sleeps! Oh my god listen to yourself! You are so going to get fired…" she thought trying to get up out of his grasp.
" I wonder why Mai is trying to get up… Nothing happened last night." Matt thought before getting the memory from the night before.
" Holy shit!" he thought sitting straight up looking wide eyed at her.
" Uh, hey there sweetie what's the matter?" she asked sweetly while piercing him with anger.
" Oh nothing Mai. Hey do you want to go to breakfast?" he asked looking a little sheepish.
" Sure I need to talk to you about something…" she said clawing his back.
" Ow, ow, ow, ow…" he thought. " I am so going to get killed…"
" Yes you are Mail Jeevas!" she mouthed furiously.
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Sorry for the filler next one will be better hopefully. Sorry I haven't posted lately…