Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade (or Richard Simmons)

Since some people think that Kai's dream was too short, I'm thinking of adding another one, but only after finishing everyone's dreams.

Happy Hair

This was beyond strange.

Tala was standing in a large cage of midnight blue tubes that also covered the floor. In front of the redhead stood Johnny of the Majestics in what could only be described as the most abominable swimsuit from the early 1900's. It was baby blue and it so didn't match Johnny's hair.

"Come on! One, two, one, two...YOU CAN DO IT!!!" Johnny called in an extremely annoying voice while doing jumping jacks. Then he began walking sideways in a way that would have made a crab proud, all the while clapping his hands to nonexistent music.

Tala looked around him for an exit and was beyond relieved when he saw Bryan wielding a chainsaw and cutting away several of the blue tubes imprisoning him. He was slightly unnerved by the hockey mask that covered Bryans face and the more-sadistic-then-usual laugh emitting from his teammate.

Ignoring Bryan Tala made a mad dash for freedom only to find himself in a jungle of midnight blue. After several minutes Tala entered a clearing and saw a sugar high Max and a crazy Ian jumping on a trampoline that was made out of marshmallows. The two only pause occasionally to take a large bite out of the sugary, white substance before continuing with their crazed jumping.

Tala took in who occupied the whole clearing. Hilary was nagging (as usual), Kenny was climbing up one of the tubes, trying - and failing - to ignore Hilary. Steve and Eddy were having an argument over which of their sports were better. Michael and Lee were holding an arm wrestling contest and Rei was being chased by a puppy.

Tala frowned as a large figure blotted out the sun. Everyone stared at it and ran into the forest...except Tala.

Two large fingers came down on the clearing and scratched it. Tala grabbed one of them and clung on as the fingers withdrew and a few seconds later Tala had a clear view of whose fingers it was.

A GIANT TYSON!!

Tala couldn't believe his eyes, but since they had never betrayed him before he had no other choice. The hand went down to a small cookie and Tyson brought it to his mouth. The last thing Tala was aware of was the large gaping maw coming to greet him.

He sat up in his bed, head spinning. A few moments later he left the room and found Spencer baking Christmas cookies.

He almost ran for the front door.

First in the Demo Boys arc!! I hope I did ol' RS some justice since we don't get him here. Anyway any suggestions for who next, I'm thinking Bryan and a Christmas Carol.

~ LOATIA