Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade

My spelling has been totally messed up the last few days, must be lack of school. The next chapter is Ian, and then after this Spencer is the only one left.

Important!!!If you don't understand the next chapter, sorry. Basically all the toilets are there, since my theory is that Ian spent the second and third seasons stuck a toilet because Bryan put him there.

Toilet Training

Ian found himself in a large stadium that differed completely from the ones he usually found himself in. The walls, the ceiling, the chairs, the people (who were all wearing identical grins) and the floor, was all lavender. It blended into one another and made the stadium seem like a featureless, purple wasteland.

Ian stepped onto the raised platform that the bey dish was on. He looked at his opponent and blinked.

Standing across from him, was a toilet plunger...a violet toilet plunger. It had somehow managed to launch a Beyblade, since a lavender one was spinning in the dish. The toilet plunger made a squeaking sound and the bitbeast emerged in all its glory from the blade.

It was a large bottle of toilet cleaner and its color wasn't unlike that of Draciel. The bottle tipped and spilled its contents on the dish.

Suddenly the dish raised and turned into, what some collage students like to call, the porcelain god. It towered above Ian and slammed a hole into the roof of the stadium. It continued to grow until Ian was swallowed into the ground.

Ian found himself in a large meadow with purple grass stretching as far as the eye can see and probably continued farther than that. There was a large road there too, paved with large violet bricks and lined with lavender (the plant).

Ian took a look around him and saw a large sack of straw not too far ahead of him. When he reached it he found that it wasn't a bag of straw but a big, fat scarecrow, that somewhat resembled a certain World Champion.

Ian discovered that the Tycrow was hiding from Tala, because he had stolen Tala's hair gel and was afraid he might get killed by the redhead if he didn't return it, so he wanted to ask the Lavender Minister to return it on his behalf.

Next they found a very slow turtle trying to outrun a frozen statue and almost losing the race, the Maxurtle wanted to ask the minister for speed. So Ian agreed that he could come.

Seconds later they bumped into a large purple man that looked exactly like Bryan, right down to the devious smirk on his face.

Imagine how surprised Ian was when he found that Bryan was the Lavender Minister. He was so surprised that he made a run for it. Who do you think won?

Ian could feel the cold fingers wrap around his neck and squeeze when he sat up in bed. He looked around and made the decision that he would dye his hair green the next day and maybe Bryan's too.

Anything to never look at any variation of purple ever again.

There! Ian's down and only Spencer's left. If anyone has any ideas I'd be more than happy to hear it. (Hopefully this chapter didn't have too much toilet humor).

~LOATIA