Exclaimer: I don't own Beyblade
This is my contribution to Valentines Day, even though I think it's a stupid holiday made up by stores to make more money. Sorry it's taken so long to update but I've been kinda busy with school and stuff.
Valentines Virus
It was pink!! The most despised color in male history. Who invented it anyway? It was ugly!! It was useless, nothing was pink naturally, not even Mariah's hair. Spencer knew she colored it; he caught her once in a drug store buying pink hair dye.
He was standing in a room covered from floor to ceiling in pink hearts and not only were they trying to latch on to him; they were trying to kiss him!!! Totally unacceptable.
The floor opened up and he fell into a blissfully dark hole. That was until he found himself standing on the stage in a large theater, with thousands of Max and Tyson clones occupying the crimson seats. What's worse was that the Tyson's were gradually eating all the Max's and they were nearing the stage.
Spencer turned around and plunged through the thick crimson curtain that hid the rest of the large stage from view. Behind it he found a surprising sight. There was Kai, the most unemotional beyblader in the history of unemotional beybladers, running around in a pink version of his clothes and his hair was bubblegum pink and Mariah's-fake-haircolor pink.
It was not a pretty sight.
In an effort to cover his eyes as fast as possible he spun around and fell forward, back through the curtain, only this time he wasn't in the theater, but in a small port-a-potty in the untraditional color of (should I say it) PINK!!
His eyes were burning from that hated color and he wanted to get out and never look at it again. Seriously, the next time Mariah came near him, he would forcefully dye her hair orange or maybe green...
He burst out of the pink monstrosity and stared at a sight that stared back. His most dreaded adversary let out a huge croak that made the earth rumble, it was almost as bad as Tyson's stomach growling when he saw an all you can eat buffet.
The large toad opened its giant mouth and a large pink sticky thing shot out and grabbed him and pulled him into the toad's cavernous stomach.
"Well this is a strange predicament." Spencer told himself while sitting in the things sickly green stomach, "But at least it isn't pink."
His eyes cracked open and he stared at the dark green ceiling that greeted him. He got dressed and headed outside.
Seeing the mail he decided it would've been better if he stayed in bed that day.
The whole pile consisted of pink and red love letters.
WHOOHOO!! The Demo Boys are done. Sorry if it's way late for Valentines Day. I'm thinking of doing the Majestics next, but if you have a better idea, I'm sure to listen.
~LOATIA