Tiarra: Once again Kiba Sniper is the only one who reviewed, but it's cool we love Kiba anyway. It's not her fault.
Angel: Nope. We love you Kiba!
Tiarra: Okay that's enough love so now we are in the last period of the day. Yeah I know a real high school has 6 periods. But I'm evil so I'm giving them 7.
Shadow: People wonder why I'm emo! (Runs away crying)
Angel: Well I love emos!
Tiarra: Me too. They are so much fun to hug!
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Chapter 12-Non-Flaterifying Names
Period 7: Science
If you were looking at the school with a bird's eye view you would see a little yellow dot running through the halls. That little dot was Miles "Tails" Prower and he was rushing out of History to Science.
He walked in with his books close to his chest with a big dorky smile, big rim glasses, a runny nose, and waist high pants…wait…I'm describing Chester the Geek. I'm sorry Chester I didn't mean to disturb you.
"It's ok I get it all the time." Chester said to the ceiling.
Anyway, Tails walked in with a giant smile on his face, form cheek to cheek. He sat right in the front row right in front of the teacher's desk. Amy shortly came in after seeing Tails little show. She sat right behind him, leaned forward and said, "Now I'm no expert, but the way you just sprinted to science makes you look a little like a geek."
"Is it as bad as Chester?" Tails asked, his smile fading into a frown.
"Unfortuanly yes, actually it was a little worse." Amy said patting his shoulder.
"Sweet! A girl finally digs me!" Chester said as he pumped both fist in the air.
"I never said I digged you." Amy said looking next to the human next to Tails.
"It's still cool." Chester said with a huge smile on his face.
Tails moaned in grief and slammed his head against the desk.
Espio and Draith then coming in rambling about weapons and which would be the best ones to use to kill Hannah Montana.
They take their seats, the Teacher stands up, and the class begins.
Period 7: English
Knuckles and Rouge casually walked in the room as any couple would. As they walked with pride a human girl already sitting down made the comment, "People Magazine was right!"
The cou-(Rouge: Grrrrrrr!) I mean the two stopped in their tracks. Rouge looked down at the girl, then at Knuckles.
"It's ok I've already have done what's needed. See sometime Chaos Radiation comes in handy." Knuckles said leading her into her seat.
"Yeah well let's hope it's not a disease like AIDS." Rouge committed while putting her binders on the table.
The girl that made the comment just rolled her eyes, but then realized she was sitting in something wet.
As the girl starts to cry realizing what the liquid is Cream comes in talking to Ale. Now as Cream kept going and going Ale screamed into the air, "Why do small people like me!"
They took their seats and Sonic and Shadow tried to come through the door at the same time. As they pushed and shoved the kept calling each other 'stupid' or 'faker'.
Tiarra was following the two idiots rolling her eyes. Sonic and Shadow sit at two separate spots in the room and Tiarra sit in front of Shadow.
The Teacher came in with his brown alligator suitcase. He hand brown scraggily hair. He was tall, thin, and Caucasian. But probity the feature that stood out the most was his shoes that had the word Jones sewn into the sides.
"Hello class my name is Mr. Jones." Mr. Jones said as he laid his brown suitcase on his desk and pulled out the role sheet. All the human girls swooned as he did this and so did the narrator. I mean he's so dreamy.
(Tiarra: Pay attention.)
XP You can't hide from the truth!
Anyway, he took role like any normal teacher. Only a few secrets may be reviled.
The class stared at the front of the room waiting for their name to be called and say hear. Occasionally a few jackasses would say 'Ello mate gonna get a spot with the governess?' or 'Welcome to Canada. Eh!' And yes I just used the author's exact words as Ann. example.
"Tiarra…Tiarra?" He stuttered.
"Yes?' Tiarra responded.
"Umm…come here." Mr. Jones said motioning her up to the front. As Tiarra walked all the human girls moaned and cried.
They talked for a few moments. From a far it looked like they were muttering. When they were finished he said, "I'll makes sure to change it."
Tiarra smile and nodded, then took her seat. A few moments later another strange name was called.
"Ogilvie Hedgehog?" The teacher called. The name caught Sonic's attention, but he did not respond.
"Ogilvie Hedgehog?" The teacher repeated again. He marked him absent and continued down the list.
When he was done he asked, "Is there anybody I didn't call?"
Sonic immediately stood up and rush to the front fluttering papers on his way. Mr. Jones and Sonic had their quiet conversation then he sat down.
About fifteen minutes into the class a note slid over Tiarra's shoulder. It read:
Sorry I kidnapped you.
-Shadow
Tiarra silently wrote back and it said:
Its ok I would have done the same.
Shadow was shocked by her answer and wrote back:
Really?
Chuckling to herself slightly, and wrote back:
Yeah.
Shadow relaxed a bit and put a sly smile as he wrote:
I would also like to comment on the fact you called me "hot".
Tiarra took a moment to ponder threw her recent memories. And by golly she did!
…I guess I did. Doesn't mean anything though.
Shadow thought hard about what to write thinking of the definition of hot. The new it meant something extremely warm, but as the look.
Really? I thought it was a comment someone would give. Usually intending you like them.
Surprised by his remark, she casually wrote back to be flirty:
I do like you.
Shadow was amazed as the butterflies grew in his stomach.
How much?
The note only slightly creped on Tiarra's shoulder before they were caught.
"Tiarra, Shadow, is there something you would like to share with the class?" Mr. Jones said the usual lame speech teachers give to be sly.
"Yes," Tiarra replied," High school blows!"
"Thank you Tiarra for being bold and truthful with the class." Mr. Jones said getting back to his lecture.
The bell rang about thirty minutes later. Sonic tried to run out of the class, but was caught in the throat by Tiarra.
"You think you're so coy, so sly and cool!" She says holding him higher on the wall.
"What the hell do you mean?" Sonic said struggling to get lose, but her grip was too tight.
"You know exactly what I mean Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog Jr." Tiarra said with a giant smirk spreading across her face.
"Shut up!" He screamed as he wildly kicked and yanked at her death grip hold.
"Don't worry," She said letting him go, "It'll be out little secret Jr."
Sonic then runs down the hall trying his hardest not to punch the wall.
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Tiarra: Mr. Jones and me!
Angel: please stop singing.
Tiarra: Whatever! XP Yeah so review and Mr. Jones and Cheater the Geek belong to me. Yes that's right they're my ho's and I'm their Pimpet!
