BlueMoon Goddess: Hey guys I'm back again with the next chapter. Now before I start this chapter I need to tell you that the next few chapters are going to be short. Just wanted to mention that so you won't get mad at me when you review this chapter. Okay on with the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, it's characters or the song in this chapter. I do though own JT.
Chapter 16: Goodies and Freak-a Leaks
When we last left off Mai and Serenity just finished their song 'Beautiful Liar.'
Tea: (clapping.) You guys did that song well.
Mai: Thanks hun. (sits down.)
JT: (stands up.) Well you guys did do well but know it's my turn. Hey Yami we haven't heard from you in awhile. Can you help me out?
Yami: Sure I don't mind. (stands up and grabs a mike.)
JT: Thanks Yami. (selects a song then starts to sing.) My Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies
Not my goodies!
Yami: I got a sick reputation for handlin broads
All I need is me a few seconds or more.
And in my rap
Tell valet to bring my 'Lac
And I ain't comin back
So you can put a car right there.
I'm the truth
And ain't got nothin' to prove.
An you can ask anybody
Cuz they seen me do it.
Barracades, I run right through 'em
I'm used to 'em.
Throw all the dirt you want it's no use.
You still won't have a pinup in a fabulous room
On her back pickin' out baskets of fruit.
(I love you boo)
Yeah freaky petey love you too.
Ha Ha
You know how I do..
JT: You may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl
But I'm not just a young girl.
Baby this is what I'm lookin' for:
Sexy, independent, down to spend it type that's gettin' his dough
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it.
I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mayb' cuz I talk about it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
Just because you drive a Benz
I'm not goin home with you.
You won't get no nookie or the cookies
I'm no rookie.
And still I'm
Sexy, independent
I ain't wit' it so you already know.
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it
You think you're slick
Tryna hit
But I'm not dumb
I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta have it
I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mayb' cuz I talk about it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
Yami: So damn hot but so young.
Still got milk on ya tongue
Slow down lil one
And you ain't got it all
Hey shawty
You think you bad but you ain't bad
I'll show you what bad is.
Bad is when you capable of beatin' the baddest.
I been workin' at it since I came to this planet
And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it.
Matter of fact,
Lemme tell it to you one mo' again
All I got to do is tell a girl who I am (Petey!)
Ain't naa chick in here dat I can't have
Bada boom bada bam ba bam!
JT: You're insinuating that I'm hot
But these goodies boy are not
Just for any of the many men that's tryna get on top.
No you can't call me later
And I don't want your number.
I'm not changin' stories
Just respect the play I'm callin'.
I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mayb' cuz I talk about it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mayb' cuz I talk about it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
Uh...Yeah...Uh...Yeah Uh Uh Uh
Malik: (smirks.) Why did you sing that song? You already know I already got to your goodies.
JT: (growls at Malik then sits back down.) You know what Malik, don't talk to me okay! I don't need another constant fucking reminder that I had sex with you!
Malik: Well it seems that you do. Seeing how you try to forget about the wonders I did to you.
JT: (growls even louder and gets up to try to strangle him.)
Tea: (stops her cousin from reaching Malik.) Okay enough of this crap! Let's just continue the party okay.
JT: (turns back to Tea.) Don't tell me, tell Malik! He keeps bothering me.
Malik: I'm not bothering you.
JT: Sure you aren't.
Bakura: (stands up and grabs the mike.) You two act like a bunch of little kids. Anyway I wanna go next.
Marik: Wow Bakura you actually want to go next?
Bakura: Yes I do. (turns to Tristan.) You.
Tristan: (points to himself.) Who me?
Bakura: Who else in this room has hair like some drill sergeant?
Tristan: Well what do you want?
Bakura: Your gonna sing this song with me.
Tristan: (stands up.) Okay I guess.
Bakura: And you Tea. (looks at Tea.)
Tea: You want me to sing with you too?
Bakura: Yeah now hurry the fuck up.
Tea: (stands up and gets a mike.) Fine.
Bakura: (selects song and sings.) Let's take some calls from the request line.
Caller number one...
Tristan: Ay,..man...whats up.
This Dominique from shady oaks trailer park
Bakura: Whats up Dominique.
Tristan: I wanna hear that song from Lil Jon and Petey Pablo.
Bakura: Aight, I got that coming right up for you.
Now shoutout the radio station that gave you what you
wanted.
Tristan: Double-u boom boom b baby!
(Tea) and Tristan: (How you like it daddy?)
Would you do it from the front?
(How you like it daddy?)
Would you do it from the back?
(How you like it daddy?)
Fyna break it down like that!
(How you like it daddy?)
(How you like it daddy?)
Would you do it from the front?
(How you like it daddy?)
Can you take it from the back?
(How you like it daddy?)
Fyna break it down like that!
(How you like it daddy?)
Bakura: 24, 34, 46, good and thick, and once you get it she'll work wit it.
Pretty face and some cute lips, earing in her tongue and she know what to do wit it.
Make a name for herself, and she do her shit well, and know how to keep her business to herself.
Come over anytime a playa call chick, 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, (ding dong) and she right there.
And she know why she came here, and she know where her clothes suppose to be (off and over there).
Sniff a little coke, take a little x, smoke a little weed, drink a little bit.
I need a girl that I can freak wit,
and wanna try shit, and ain't scared of a big dick.
And love to get her pussy licked,
by another bitch, cus I ain't drunk enough to do that.
Bakura and (Tea): FREAKALEEK!
(How you like it daddy?) Shameka
Keisha
(How you like it daddy?) Tara
FREAKALEEK!
Shonda
(How you like it daddy?) Sabrina
Crysta
(How you like it daddy?)Daronda
FREAKALEEK!
Theresa
(How you like it daddy?) Felicia
Tenisha
(How you like it daddy?) Sha'von
FREAKALEEK!
Monica
(How you like it daddy?) Monique
Christina
(How you like it daddy?) Yolanda
Bakura: I need to know a whole lot then to teachin' a broad, with my ding dong make her tongue tickin the bong.
Go on ahead so I dont have to do that far, I'm spoiled (and I don't like to work that hard).
I like to lay back, relax, and enjoy my time, and let your eyes roll back and my toes curl.
(I love when you do that girl) Until it comes time for me to have to give her hers.
Tell me what you want, do you want it missionary with your feet cramed into the head board?
Do you want it from the back with your face in the pillow so you can
yell it loud as you want to?
Do you want it on the floor? Do you want it on the chair?
Do you want it over here? Do you want it over there?
Do you want it in ya pussy? Do you want it in ya ass?
I'll give you anything you can handle!
Bakura and(Tea): FREAKALEEK!
(How you like it daddy?) Shameka
Keisha
(How you like it daddy?) Tara
FREAKALEEK!
Shonda
(How you like it daddy?) Sabrina
Crysta
(How you like it daddy?)Daronda
FREAKALEEK!
Theresa
(How you like it daddy?) Felicia
Tenisha
(How you like it daddy?) Sha'von
FREAKALEEK!
Monica
(How you like it daddy?) Monique
Christina
(How you like it daddy?) Yolanda
(Tea) and Tristan: (How you like it daddy?)
Would you do it from the front?
(How you like it daddy?)
Would you do it from the back?
(How you like it daddy?)
Fyna break it down like that!
(How you like it daddy?)
(How you like it daddy?)
Would you do it from the front?
(How you like it daddy?)
Can you take it from the back?
(How you like it daddy?)
Fyna break it down like that!
(How you like it daddy?)
Tristan: Yeah, I appreciate it lil' home boy.
Bakura: Not a problem. You know I do it because I love you.
Now I got to give a shoutout to Seagrim Gin cus I drink it, and they
paying me for it.
FREAKALEEK!
Shameka
Keisha
FREAKALEEK!
Tara
(Shonda)
Sabrina
Crysta
FREAKALEEK!
Daronda
(Theresa)
Felicia
Tenisha
Sha'von
FREAKALEEK!(Monica)
Monique
Christina
Yolanda
Bakura and (Tea): FREAKALEEK!
(How you like it daddy?) Shameka
Keisha
(How you like it daddy?) Tara
FREAKALEEK!
Shonda
(How you like it daddy?) Sabrina
Crysta
(How you like it daddy?)Daronda
FREAKALEEK!
Theresa
(How you like it daddy?) Felicia
Tenisha
(How you like it daddy?) Sha'von
FREAKALEEK!
Monica
(How you like it daddy?) Monique
Christina
(How you like it daddy?) Yolanda
Marik: Nice song you picked there Bakura.
Bakura: Thanks Marik. In fact it's one of my personal favorites. As a matter of fact most of the names in that song were girls I had dated before. (sits down.)
Tristan: (talks to Tea.) What an asshole. We barely sang the song.
Tea: (to Tristan) At least you sang something. I only sang half of the chorus.
Tea and Tristan: (sigh and sit back down.)
JT: Okay who wants to go next?
Bakura: (stands up again.) I think I'll go again.
Malik: My aren't you in the singing mood right now.
Bakura: Well you should be happy because you're singing with me.
Malik: Oh no I'm not singing now.
Bakura: Yes you are and so is Marik.
Marik: I ain't singing shit right now.
Bakura: This is bullshit! I sang the songs you want. Now get up here and help me damnit!
Marik and Malik: (stands up with angry sigh.) Fine we'll sing.
Malik: Just don't be such a bitch about it Bakura.
Bakura: Please you two are acting like a bunch of pussies right now.
Malik: Thanks but I already had somebody's Bakura and you know that. (winks at JT.)
JT: (stands up angrily.) That's it! I'm going upstairs and not coming back down until that mother fucking ass is gone! (stomps upstairs to her room.)
Malik: (yells after her.) I'll be up there soon babes so don't worry!
JT: Shut up asshole! (slams her bedroom door.)
Malik: Okay let's hurry up with this song okay.
Bakura: (selects the song the starts to sing.) Yeah (Yeaaaahhhh!)
Theres a lotta fuck playas in the club tonight,
(fuck em, fuck em, fuck em)
but its gonna be aight, (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
cuz me and my clique we dont give a fuck playa.
Trick Daddy, Jim Johnson, Big D, Lil Jon
Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
Marik: If you want some, come get some,
cuz where I'm from we tote big guns,
And everybody know somebody that
know somebody that know somethin bout it,
And I want answers now who, what, where,
when and why,
see, a lotta dudes like to act a fool
and all get all loud but that aint my style,
and he who he gonna get and what he gonna do,
run up on me if he want to,
Out there impressin his homies,
but he stood up in front of his mama,
I mop up the flo wit em,
And I kick in the door and let the .44 get em,
I got fools that'll go get em,
That's for him, his crew and the dudes that run wit em.
Bakura: Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
Malik: gotta spit for the murderas and the
killas and the thugstas,
that be fuckin up the ballas and
the dealas and the hustlas,
got me comin at you bokas in the
V.I. while they bumpin lil jon I'm a brush ya,
Its the psycho playa twista from
Chicago rollin with the Miami playa that'll crush ya,
We already been lookin for drama
if a playa try to get it to then we still gotta get em,
Feelin fury from my tough shit that cant never be true
And the penicillin
I'm telling you Trick of in and still em
Got me swingin crysie and hennessy bottles,
in the club with my thug homies goin for the skrilla,
Don't get it twisted with that
overnight celebrity you better be scared
of me in my city I'm a killa.
Bakura: Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
Marik: I ain't that rappin type arright,
and I that actin type arright,
this sulphane in my script,
I'm a play on you and you just a square,
see, once that hennessy into
me the whole industry is my enemy,
If you aint no ten to me or friend to me,
bitch don't pretend to be,
I'm strictly for the thugs,
I'm part of the streets and straight out the hood,
That moments ghetto (ghetto),
Got me deep in gats for you wheezly cats,
I'm straight out the county of Dade,
played on fire playa M-I-A,
never gone south of the border,
americas most wanted you gonna get slaughtered.
Bakura: Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
If you want it you can get it let me know (let me know),
I'm bout to fuck a playa up, Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)
Marik: The AK go chop, chop, chop, chop
The SK go fire, fire, fire, fire
The AK go chop, chop, chop, chop
The SK go fire, fire, fire, fire
Malik: Damn were good.
Bakura: (sits down.) Of course we are. What did you expect? (sees Malik going upstairs.) Where do you think your going?
Malik: (already upstairs.) You know very well where I'm going Bakura.
Marik: (grins wickedly.) Go ahead Malik! Go get her boy.
Malik: Oh I'll be getting something alright. (disappears upstairs.)
Marik: (turns to Bakura.) Think he'll get any from her?
Bakura: Not a fucking chance Marik. My guess is that he'll come back with a big handprint on his cheek.
Marik: Your probably right.
BlueMoon Goddess: Well that's it with that chapter. What do you guys think should I let Malik get some or not? Anyway the songs in this chapter were called 'Goodies' sung by Ciara feat. Petey Pablo. The next song was called 'Freak-a-Leak' by Petey Pablo. Also the last song was called 'Let's Go' sung by Trick Daddy feat. Lil' Jon and Twista. See ya next time.