Surprising Karaoke Chapter 21: Ridin Cause Hips Don't Lie, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, its characters or the song in this chapter. I do though own JT.

Chapter 21: Ridin Cause Hips Don't Lie

We last left of when Malik and JT sung that Spanish song called 'La Tortura.' Also Malik proved that he did know Spanish so we gotta give the boy some props. Anyway the song that they sang started to get JT thinking about Malik. Whether if she should forgive him or not. And of course Mai and Joey sung the song 'Thinking of You,' which resulted in Tea still thinking about Marik. Anyway now it's someone else's turn to sing.

Tea: (coming back into the living room and sits down.) Did I miss anything?

JT: Naw, nobody went up next.

Serenity: So who should go now?

Mai: Why don't you go next Kaiba? (looks at Seto.)

Seto: I don't think so. I stopped after I sang that song with Serenity.

Besides I don't feel like singing any more.

Mai: Alright… (looks at Joey) Joey why don't you go next?

Joey: (yawns.) Nah I've been singing the most songs. And I'm popped.

Marik: (stands up.) Well if no one else goes I guess I'll go next.

Malik: That's the spirit Marik.

Tea: Yeah go right ahead. In fact why don't you and Yami do a song together.

Yami and Marik: WHAT?!

Yami: Tea I don't think I should sing with him.

Marik: What's the matter Yami scared to sing with me?

Yami: (stands up and grabs a mike.) Fine I'll sing. But only because Tea asked me.

Marik: (selects a song.) Whatever dork. (waits until the music starts then begins to sing.) They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some playas tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a playa locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Police pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change playas like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Yami: I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
Playa been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a playa tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, playa you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

Marik: They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A playa upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known
Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome
Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on

Tea: (started clapping once they were done.) You two did great!

Marik and Yami: Thanks Tea.

Tea: Especially you Yami. I never really imagined you doing rap music. But you did well.

Yami: (blushes.) Thanks Tea.

Marik: (growls low in his throat.) Tea didn't I do well also? (turns to Tea.)

Tea: Hmm oh yeah you did well too Marik.

Marik: (growls low in his throat and sits down.)

Tea: Ok who should go next?

JT: (stands up and grabs the mike.) I'll go next…on second thought, Tea why don't you and Yami do another song together.

Yami: (stands back up.) Fine by me. What about you Tea?

Tea: (stands up also and grabs a mike.) Ok I'll sing.

JT: (sits back down.) And to make things interesting, Tea you have to sing the song in Spanish.

Tea: (shrugs.) Sure I don't mind. But my Spanish isn't all that good. How about you select the song Yami?

Yami: Okay. (selects a song and starts to sing when the music starts.) Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Tea: Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Yami: Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Tea: Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Yami: Shakira, Shakira

Tea: Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Yami: Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

Yami and Tea: Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

Yami: I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Tea: Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Yami: Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Tea: Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!

Yami: Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

Tea: I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

Yami: No fighting

Tea: No fighting

JT: That was really good you guys!

Tea and Yami: Thanks JT.

Tea: You did really good Yami.

Yami: Thanks, you did amazing too. And personally, I felt that way about you when I first say you dancing on that DDR game in the arcade.

Tea: (blushes.) Wow thanks Yami.

Marik: (growls low angrily from the way Yami kept flirting with her.)

Malik: (heard the growl from Marik.) Yo, Marik what's wrong with you?

Marik: Nothing. It's nothing.

JT: Yea it was good, but Tea you didn't really sing the WHOLE song in Spanish. So you gotta find one and sing it.

Tea: Fine, but like I said, my Spanish is not that great. (selects a song then starts to sing.) Suerte que en el sur hayas nacido
y que burlemos las distancias
suerte que es haberte conocido
y por ti amar tierras extrañas
Yo puedo escalar los Andes solo
por ir a contar tus lunares
contigo celebro y sufro todo
mis alegrias y mis males

Le ro lo le lo le
le ro lo le lo le
Sabes que estoy a tus pies

Contigo, mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo
Contigo mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo

Suerte que es tener labios sinceros
para besarte con mas ganas
Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeños
y nos los confundas con montañas
Suerte que herede las piernas firmes
para correr si un dia hace falta
Y estos dos ojos que me dicen
Que he de llorar cuando te vallas

Le ro lo le lo le
Le ro lo le lo le
Sabes que estoy a tus pies

Contigo, mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo
Contigo mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo

Le ro lo le lo le
le ro lo le lo le
Sabes que estoy a tus pies

Le ro lo le lo le lo la
La felicidad tiene tu
nombre y tu piel

Contigo, mi vida
Quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo
Ya sabes mi vida
estoy hasta el cuello por ti
Si sientes algo asi
Quiero que te quedes junto a mi.

JT: (clapping.) Now that's better, and I don't know what you were talking about, your Spanish was perfect.

Tea: (smiles.) Guess those tutoring sessions paid off huh.

BlueMoon Goddess: Oh well I finished this chapter. Now this story is starting to come to an end. I'll probably do maybe three or six more chapters then end it. Anyway the songs in this chapter were called 'Bring Em Out' sung by T.I. and 'Hips Don't Lie' by Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean, and 'Suerte (Whenever, Wherever)' by Shakira as well.